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Funny Jap Argument

I think the smaller guy is just fucking with the hefty guy for the camera...either way it's funny! "I fuck you mom! I enjoy fuck!"

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by Derk

submitted June 1st 2006

34 comments
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wtf where's the punch?? there must be a punch!?!? MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING NOW!
12 years ago
lol "my dick is in your mother"
12 years ago
lol wtf?!?! pretty poor translation, but fucking hilarious. if it is to my udnerstanding that this whole argument was over the fact that the quiet guy tapped the loud guys shoulder, then wtf?!?!?! fuck that hefty dude. he should have punched him. dont warn. just punch.
12 years ago
SHIT ON HIM!.... JUST SHIT ON HIM!!!!!
12 years ago
Its not japanese dumbass, its chinese ..."Chinese swear words"...

The older guy is a total piece of shit peasant, first I tought he just wanted some more respect because the teenager was rude to him or something, but when he started with "I fuck your mom" etc....lol
12 years ago
that was not funny at all. mostly just boring
12 years ago
If I was on that ride with these two, I woulda punched the big guy just to GET HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! LOL
12 years ago
Since when is Chinese known as "Jap"?
I see someone caught it wasn't Japanese.
12 years ago
Who cares? They all look the same anyways.
10 years ago
lol that was funny, really weird how the younger guy was such a pussy.
that man insulted his mother multiple times, if a friend does that its no problem, but if just someone on the bus is talking about your mother..
12 years ago
THIS NOT SETTLED! no, not settled! you shake hands!
demanding little creep, and the guy is never happy. first he wants to shake hands to 'settle' it, then he goes on about how he patted him!
12 years ago
for last time ppl, not all asians are friggin japs. its cantonese and the translation is taken much too literally. get the fuck outta your dank ass basements and go learn something about the world.
12 years ago
Yeh sorry, I was too busy laughing at them
12 years ago
it's cantonese.

maybe happens in hongkong.
12 years ago
"My penis isn't your mom"
"Is my penis attached to your mom?"
"I enjoy fucking. Fucking is not harmful."

Man, I have to write this down, excellent arguments for any kind of disagreement.
12 years ago
Going by the interior of the bus and the Cantonese I'd say it was Hong Kong too. Now I know why you don't want to tell someone to shut the fuck up on a bus or MTR even when they're screaming obscenities down the line to someone else.

As far as I know saying you're fucking their mother is the worst insult you can come up with in Cantonese. Their shortcomings in vile insults is made up for in comebacks.

Love the translation, they translate every "fuck" and everything else word for word but the last one they just wrote "darn/damn/drat".
12 years ago
brilliant vid
12 years ago
what a dick! christ almighty...how annoying! I'd hate to be on that bus.
12 years ago
It was in Hong Kong. The video has been making the internet circle for a while. I am suprised it has taken this long to get to Mucho Sucko.
The argumetn was that the older guy was talking too loud on his phone and the young tapped his shoulder to tell him to talk quietly. On an interview with a news person in Hong Kong the young guy said he just didn't want to deal with the guy so he was trying to ignore him. Basically "just b/c he is going to be a dick doesn't mean that I have too."
12 years ago
That was better than a fight
12 years ago
If that was in the UK one of them would be stabbed to fuck.
12 years ago
I'm impressed by the patience shown by the younger man.
12 years ago
i enjoy fuck too!!
12 years ago
lol I'm almost sure the little guy was doing that for a laugh and recording it to send into some website like this, if anything it'll end up comming back to that older up tight anal bastard...I also have a strange feeling that little dude woulda kicked the shit out of the older guy

Anyone else impressed by the fact we finally got somthing sent in that was asian and DIDN'T shitting?
12 years ago
DIDN'T involve* shitting
12 years ago
Who gives a fiddler's fuck what language it was? @ least we aren;t referring to them as "little yellow bastards." lol
12 years ago
That's becauase only one of them was a LITTLE yellow bastard. The other was an up tight shit custard :), also yellow
12 years ago
lol thanks for clarifying that Derk.
12 years ago
He probably knows karate
4 years ago
Maybe you should fight me and find out.
4 years ago
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