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Snaggle Mouth

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by DangerousDug

submitted November 9th 2013

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From The Big Book Of British Teeth.
4 years ago
So fucking stupid. A study has shown the brits have the lowest levels of tooth decay. Far better than the USA's. Just that brits don't bleach their teeth or have a problem if they aren't straight. Such a dumb joke by retard nation
4 years ago
a*
4 years ago
butthurt europoors
4 years ago
also lurk some more m8
4 years ago
Hey, whoa there, jrob. His 6 comments say he definitely knows a thing or two about what's funny.
4 years ago
the last one was my favorite
4 years ago
Not really butthurt. Just a faggot USA mentality that follows the 'bad teeth' joke around. That's to be expected though I suppose considering the intelligence of the population.
4 years ago
to be fair 'the big book of british teeth' wasnt fucking funny at all...
4 years ago
You read it?
4 years ago
not much to read ;/
4 years ago
Fucking butthurt Eurotrash faggots
4 years ago
^ my point exactly
4 years ago
stupid merkins
4 years ago
^ my point exactly
4 years ago
so are you a big fellow or do you hvae a jumbo penis or something?
4 years ago
Bit of both actually. Put on weight since i stopped training, and have a fairly fat cock. The nickname is from neither though.
4 years ago
fries willl be happy to hear that
4 years ago
Were you training to be a ninja?
4 years ago
Feng Yang Sau style Kung Fu. Taught in South Wales and China only. Nothing special really just more practical than flashy
4 years ago
Do you have any tribal tattoos?
4 years ago
it was actually, the big book of british smiles. also jumbojim2010, I am British, you fucking momo...
4 years ago
Wtf is a momo? Also, how the fuck would I know where you were fucking spawned from? You don't rate high enough on my importance scale for me to even check.
4 years ago
i would like to hear the answer to vomits question
4 years ago
I have no tattoos
4 years ago
you should get yourself.some barbed wire or a sick net tat
4 years ago
Just no...
4 years ago
there was a guy on the bus today that went into babys R us ahead of us that had devil horns tattooed onto his forehead

havent seen that really before
4 years ago
Did you go and impregnate dejapo?
4 years ago
on the bus, what's a bus?
4 years ago
no.. for her cousins baby shower
4 years ago
* Magawd sadly cancels his custom embroidered " I love uncle Magawd" onsey order *
4 years ago
it had a lil wolf hood and everything....
4 years ago
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE


ARE YOU AN UNCLE
4 years ago
apparently not....
4 years ago
for just ten cents a month you could be poor little bono's uncle
4 years ago
Oh...

nevermind ;(
4 years ago
* Magawd blames yak and deja *
4 years ago
If they're going to have kids might I suggest holding a contest to determine its middle name
4 years ago
John "Bono" Smith
4 years ago
I like it
4 years ago
*cock
4 years ago
Practical and Kung Fu? Ahhahahahahahahaha!
4 years ago
Sup wit yo grill?
4 years ago
this is what happens when you don't take your fucking hat off on tinychat with me and then try to run your mouth

4 years ago
Shut up tinychat fag
4 years ago
TO DA CURB
4 years ago
http://www.foxnews.com/science/interactive/2013/11/08/track-europe-falling-2000-pound-satellite-in-real-time/ which one of you lucky bastards is it going to hit i wonder
4 years ago
Thanks Yak, this oughta be interesting to see where it lands.
4 years ago
That should be the next challenge. First person to sub a video or photo of the satellite crash footage, gets a free MS shirt. You could even take the challenge to another level. If you get hit by debris, or it lands in your area, you get a shirt, sticker, a hat, and a years worth of Pro...FREE. 8P
4 years ago
if you get hit with a falling 2000lb satellite you get free lifetime pro
4 years ago
must have a sign for it to count
4 years ago
If I get hit by debris, I'm suing the ESA
4 years ago
No, wait, fuck that I'm not getting paid in Euro's..
4 years ago
My luck, I'd forget my sign.
4 years ago
OR, we could take bets on where it's going to land, whoever is closest wins a cookie.
4 years ago
I'm glad I live in the States.


^^^^NOT
4 years ago
So Punky, you sign up for obamacare yet?
4 years ago
They say it's 250,000 times more probable to win the German Lottery than to get hit by a piece of debris from the satellite, yet they can't determine where the pieces will land? Bullshit.
4 years ago
If they knew I still don't think they would make it public just to avoid panic.
4 years ago
Yeah, the ESA is shitting their pants right now.. They go on a bunch of babble about how effective the satellite was to them and share useless data with us as to distract us from what's really going to happen.
4 years ago
they cant predict with any certainty where it will hit because its likely going to break up into pieces not like its going to cause much damage likely
4 years ago
20% of the mass (900kg) will hit Earth.
4 years ago
Ok, so let's take bets on where the debris field will be.
4 years ago
and yea they can easily (and truthfully) say that your chance of getting hit by debris is 250,000x more probable to win the lottery.... for the simple fact that the earth is big... a person is small... and there are a LOT of people on earth :p
if you factor in all of those odds or even the odds of how many people play the german lottery its... well... impossibly unlucky for you to be hit by it.... doesnt mean that it wont happen tho... its likely itll land in the ocean by the looks of its flight path
4 years ago
Antarctica.
4 years ago
I bet if it lands on someones property, those persons will mysteriously disappear.
4 years ago
Yak you are most likely right, the odds of it hitting dry ground are probably more than 1000 to 1
4 years ago
85% of the time Yak is right every time.
4 years ago
I got Dibs on Russia. Everything lands in Russia.
4 years ago
Prolly land in the Philippines, what's a little more destruction..
4 years ago
@Punky -And with cameras on ever car, person, house and animals.. we likely won't miss any of the action.
4 years ago
^Agreed
4 years ago
Fuck it, I want China then, nice land mass.
4 years ago
@Iam I wish there was better footage of the space shuttle columbia breaking apart over Texas. I think there is, they just haven't released it.
I'm sure they have high powered satellites/telescopes recording the reentry of any space craft coming home.

4 years ago
I remember watching that in High school, my lit teacher thought it would be great to watch the launch.. oops.
4 years ago
It aint gonna fall, it got to the end of the red line over south america and stopped..
4 years ago
Whoops, forgot to refresh.
4 years ago
I'm talking about the February 1, 2003 crash, Aka.
I was in 6th grade when the one you're talking about happened.
4 years ago
Oh, whoops, forgot about that one Punky.
4 years ago
So did the government, and NASA<<government.
4 years ago
That's just our government being true to form.
4 years ago
*bad form
4 years ago
I gotta get back to work, Aka...C ya.
4 years ago
The only form they know, I love the shit going on now, obama lied on 24 different occasions saying "If you like the health plan that you have now you can keep it" and now everybody is losing their coverage.. Bend Over America..
4 years ago
Later Punky..
4 years ago
Hey guess what.

Politicians lie.

Republicans just look a little dumber in general while doing it.
4 years ago
And the only people that look more stupid than they do are the people retarded enough to believe what the democrats and liberal communists say... Sheep.
4 years ago
the truly stupid people are the ones that think politicians have any power
4 years ago
there should be no parties....just people and their beliefs
* jrob2020 snail jetpacks out of this thread *
4 years ago
^^^ Fucking Muslim ^^^
4 years ago
Social liberalism, economic moderatism.

That's the key.
4 years ago
Let gays be married, let weed be legal...

and hold welfare leeches responsible to an extent.
4 years ago
* Bono will be president someday *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 moves to mexico *
4 years ago
"social liberalism?" "economic modernism" these terms make no sense, social liberalism= freedom of speech and economic modernism= staying current in world trade, I have to ask what the point is your trying to make because it seems like you are just regurgitating some bullshit empty democratic "catch phrases"
4 years ago
Moderatism, not modernism.

4 years ago
We can't assume every person on welfare is a nigger, but we must accept that some are.
4 years ago
Hold them accountable, make them work, or cut off the help they receive.


And socially liberalism is the best path... being conservative, socially, is too tied to Christianity in America... if we were to truly live by the constitution, my way would be best.

Stupid two party fags :9
4 years ago
everyone should get food stamps and money
4 years ago
I agree with you, when the weight of the helpless in put on the backs of the fertile society will eventually outweigh itself, meaning if the amount of people dependent on government aid exceeds the amount of working taxpayers the economic system in this country will fail leaving all citizens dependent on government aid, a dictatorship will be born. If obamacare actually begins to work the unemployment rate will spike so fast the DUA will have a meltdown because funds to support the unemployed will have to come from the existing working on a weekly basis because the DUA does not have the appropriate funds (meaning our money) to cover the amount of people with claims. Now you ask where will the spike come from? Think about the millions of healthcare insurance employee's that will be subsequently left without a job because our government effectively rendered them useless. Our unstable at best economy will not recover from this and the federal government with its astronomical national debt will not be getting a weekly paycheck from the American people anymore, our foreign debt will go into international collection and this country will cease to exist because of land grabs and sell offs
4 years ago
Identify the dominant philosophy of a society and you can predict it's future.. Ayn Rand.
4 years ago
and that's why you are retarded
4 years ago
Sigh didn't read.
4 years ago
Remember when the government shut down?

Neither do I.

99% of us when to work not knowing about it or giving a fuck what happened, All these economic Doomsday scenarios that conservatives throw out are bullshit.

I will agree that money is best spent from the hands of the people but that's it.

USA will be #1 for another 40-50 years at least.
4 years ago
are u mad bro
4 years ago
Hell no, amused is all..
4 years ago
* Akameldon helps bono pull the wool back over his eyes and say's, "there you go buddy, you're safe now" *
4 years ago
Essplain?
4 years ago
You no understand, gubment bad, hide your money..
4 years ago
Yes gubment bad. dey so bad.

arm navy marines air force police officers national guard welfare social security medicare medicaid FDA NRA post office roads schools parks jobs
4 years ago
you forgot fire departments libraries and the post office.. These are the people in your neighborhood..
4 years ago
Shut up, I know..
4 years ago
I meant DPW..
4 years ago
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