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Headless Construction Worker

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by thatdude420

submitted November 5th 2013

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Headless Construction Worker
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*bodyless construction worker
4 years ago
Just another day in Mexico.



* PunkyBruiser makes fart sound *
4 years ago
jrob, is a funny MO-FO. lol
4 years ago
get a room, you two.
4 years ago
He's got his head it just isn't attached to his body.
4 years ago
Very good, Squidley.
4 years ago
I'm glad squidley knows his shit
4 years ago
Headspin breakdancing gone wrong
4 years ago
Pretty weak attempt at a goatee and stash.. challenge lost..
4 years ago
Must have been Monday.
4 years ago
Why is he a construction worker?
4 years ago
Construction equipment. He is kind of in a constructionish area, os he is a construction worker.

I mean, you weren't really a "mod", but you were a mod.
4 years ago
Why are you here?

"if Yak doesn't post a challenge this weekend I am quitting MuchoSucko forever."
4 years ago
are "u" mad? xD
4 years ago
Find the thread where I said that or it didn't happen, you fucking fagtard.
4 years ago
Why are you here?
4 years ago
Bono The Master of The Games
if Yak doesn't post a challenge this weekend I am quitting MuchoSucko forever.

==============


yak
that sounds like a challenge!



====================

Yak completed the "Don't sub a challenge" challenge.
4 years ago
Thus I am still here and making you cower in fear of the power that is Bono.
4 years ago
* possum yays *
4 years ago
At least they're speaking again.
4 years ago
Are you going to make this thread fun, Claude, or was that your first and only attempt in the last 2 years to take me on?
4 years ago
Baby steps.
4 years ago
not at the boner - just at the qua-potential-thread
4 years ago
Are you fucking afraid?

Are you standing up to me, or do you simply draw the line at others (Dug) using me as a shield because they know you're too afraid to confront me?

4 years ago
You are a liar. But we already knew that.
4 years ago
next up - yak and kirk The Makeup Kiss
4 years ago
Huh faggot? Huh? Huh?

are "u" mad? xDD

it's just a website so y r u mad?
4 years ago
Kirk is gone forevers :(
4 years ago
yak
that sounds like a challenge!

>like a challenge!

>a challenge

he posted "a challenge".

I'm not a liar.
4 years ago
serious toast?
4 years ago
yea... the challenge of never posting a challenge video

you fking noob
4 years ago
You'd best learn some civil discourse or *I AM* going to be your Mucho experience and it will only get worse. I will make it my mission to constantly remind you of your failures, and it won't be glib or cute.
4 years ago
yu guys r funy
4 years ago
Poss he rage quit at not having ops
4 years ago
Here's one failure

For the record, this is the post that kept the safety counter at zero:

http://muchosucko.com/118603/Turning-the-tables-on-a-Tick
4 years ago
LOl....look at the thrashing
4 years ago
I still got it.
4 years ago
Hilarious how all these grown men tend to shut down after yak takes away their imaginary power.
4 years ago
It only took Claude 2 years to speak to me again.

Therapy worked, huh bud?
4 years ago
(inbouind 5 comments in between shaking fits)
4 years ago
inbound*
4 years ago
"if Yak doesn't post a challenge this weekend I am quitting MuchoSucko forever."
4 years ago
Did he say that ON the weekend?
4 years ago
"You'd best learn some civil discourse or *I AM* going to be your Mucho experience and it will only get worse. I will make it my mission to constantly remind you of your failures, and it won't be glib or cute."
4 years ago
lol
* possum presses on his roids for more lube *
4 years ago
it was neither glib nor cute
4 years ago
let me help you with that, poss
4 years ago
btw...THAT is the avy. =p
4 years ago
@TR why wasn't it glib or cute?

Is it BECAUSE I SHOOK HIS REALITY TO ITS CORE?
4 years ago
BTW Claude, while you are in the question-asking mood, how about you answer me this:

How does it feel to have been fired by me?
4 years ago
Here comes your help, bobo....the Manatee must be getting hosed down
4 years ago
What a welcher.
4 years ago
(Now watch this, poss...rofl)
4 years ago
Answer my question.
4 years ago
don't mean nuthing, bobo.....honest to Christ....nuttin
4 years ago
it's all snowy and stuff here in sodak tonite
4 years ago
How does it feel to have been fired by me?
4 years ago
I mean really.

It made you shut down for 2 years.
4 years ago
(thrashing continues)
4 years ago
No. I shut down. You spazzed and got banned for two years....LMAO
4 years ago
ah....too fucking easy
4 years ago
Claude can do nothing but leech off of my energy, and his comebacks are kind of retarded...

I'll call him the Parisitard.
4 years ago
he is pretty stupid
4 years ago
Nah, Claude, there was a span of about 6 months where you couldn't compete with me... even OSTER got you to fucking snap one time, it was hilarious.

Then of course was the 8 paragraph monster you wrote about me.
4 years ago
I got your goat, guy.
4 years ago
Go count the number of times you said "Claude" after I ignored you. I lost track around 50, lol. *jingles keys*
4 years ago
So hey poss, have you seen the mighty forehead's latest picture?
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz wiats for the ironic shitisms to be dug up now.... *
4 years ago
maybe we should look at jones' newest picture
4 years ago
what now dog?
4 years ago
If it was really your "plan" to ignore me, you never would have un-ignored me.

My guess is you're feeling buzzed or extra-confident tonight and decided to try to take me on for no reason. After you realize you have literally made zero progress (other than getting fired! lol!) in the last 2 years, you will probably shoot yourself.
4 years ago
i'm sure there's a reason why he hasn't put up any new photos....
4 years ago
But since you asked:

http://muchosucko.com/b/claude-ism

These make me laugh :)

hahahahaha
4 years ago
Nah...wired from coming back from a hockey game....and just wondered if you're going to stay true to your word....or live as a liar and welcher
4 years ago
Of course, shopping signs can be pretty hard.
4 years ago
(...more thrashing...)
4 years ago
Claude, please... I know you are a Parisitard, but you need to learn to read. I gave you two reasons why I am still here. Keep up.

http://muchosucko.com/b/claude-ism

lol
4 years ago
um forehead sir?
4 years ago
Did yak post a challenge last weekend?
4 years ago
Sweatmeat's wife poss.
4 years ago
Claude, please... I know you are a Parisitard, but you need to learn to read. I gave you two reasons why I am still here. Keep up.
4 years ago
(inb4 he thrashes)
4 years ago
Oct 31

"if Yak doesn't post a challenge this weekend I am quitting MuchoSucko forever."
4 years ago
That was Thursday....not the weekend
4 years ago
And when was yak's respoinse?
4 years ago
(since you lamely offer that excuse)
4 years ago
*response

keep thrashing.
4 years ago
Now now you two, grow up and settle this like adults.. Have an ab-off or something.
4 years ago
@dog - nope have not seen yet
4 years ago
I just want an answer.
4 years ago
>anticipates "thrashing" from opponent
>posts 4 back-to-back comments so quickly he can't spell properly
4 years ago
Honor your statement or forever join the rank of welchers.
4 years ago
Claude, please... I know you are a Parisitard, but you need to learn to read. I gave you two reasons why I am still here. Keep up.
4 years ago
"if Yak doesn't post a challenge this weekend I am quitting MuchoSucko forever."
4 years ago
Weekend = Friday, Saturday, Sunday
4 years ago
like claude would ever have the balls to put up a photo
4 years ago
This is the part about Claude I didn't miss.

He was the first person I ever used form letters on, because even when he's not *trying* to be boring and repetitive, he is :(
4 years ago
Oh he did TR, he just had them deleted.
4 years ago
Not before someone saaaaved them :)
4 years ago
maybe they'd look good on imgur
4 years ago
Still no answer to the question. Why are you welching
4 years ago
i miss boners first selfie- sub
4 years ago
Not taking any sides, but I'd just like to point out that everyone who posted challenge vids pretty much volunteered to be yak's dancing monkeys, except maybe Jerkstore who I imagine never really gave a fuck either way.

DANCE MONKEYS!!!
4 years ago
They're already on the photobucket.
4 years ago
You mean the one where he had the spray on tan?
4 years ago
Unlike possum's first selfie- sub :/
4 years ago
Which one was that again Jones?
4 years ago
that one that got deleted
4 years ago
@Roland and a few people didn't volunteer... even funnier :(
4 years ago
okay - just an aside here - my penis is pretty damned amazing isnt it?
4 years ago
It's okay... not attached to the ideal body is all.
4 years ago
flaccid is no way to judge if it is amazing or not
4 years ago
Sorry...I can't take my eyes off the towel racks.
4 years ago
Hey Claude, if we can take a break for a minute, can I axe you something real?
4 years ago
it's coated with skim milk!
4 years ago
I doubt it....but w/e
4 years ago
^eeee
4 years ago
Well... it's just that...

Awhile back, Zeke got tired of it all and simply asked me to stop.

Now we're good.

Has that ever crossed your mind?
4 years ago
it's why it's so shiny!
4 years ago
No.
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
lol @ the boner for effort at least
4 years ago
Effort to solicit a "beg"? ....ya...no
4 years ago
I think maybe you aren't in a good state of mind atm honestly.

I mean... you and I both know I am not better than this. I will do this until one of us dies and then proclaim victory either way. You can't just pretend I'm a cyclical interest of yours. Whether you are here to respond or not, I will insult you and harass you on an almost daily basis.

Unless you just say something like "Hey Bono, could you please stop?"

It's not rocket surgery.
4 years ago
hey bono - will you please shut up?
4 years ago
We were hoping on your last exodus that you might grow up. Just a little. oh well
4 years ago
* possum dances and prances and stuff *
4 years ago
I'm working Yorick.
4 years ago
Music Vids now
4 years ago
4 years ago
My offer stands, Claude.

Should you continue to get involved in Bono threads, you will find that nothing has changed except the fact that now I am offering a way out.

You can spend hours and hours over the coming months going tit for tat with me, hoping something will sink in, even though I'm just an imaginary character - OR - you could just be like "hey man, stop?" and it would be over.
4 years ago
I'll stop if you apologize to 3 Mucho members who you've egrediously and undeservingly harrassed. You pick. 2. I pick 1.
4 years ago
My offer stands.

Sincerely....it's 1am...I've been up for 18 hours and have to be up again soon. So...make it quick, pls
4 years ago
I don't think you get it... look:

Nobody has to apologize, and you certainly aren't the one that needs "stopping."

As I've pointed out above, I don't stop. There will always be new bait. It's just a fact. You know I'll keep doing it. What I'm offering is simply an out for the people I've been picking on the longest, as I'm sure they are as tired of the abuse as I am tired of rehashing the same material.

It's good for me, it's good for you, and it's good for Mucho.

That's all the deal is. No moral high ground. Just an out.
4 years ago
The offer is always open btw... it's just that as long as you don't ask me to stop, things are going to be the same.
4 years ago
Well...as has been proven time and again...You "keep doing it" will lead to your ban. If that's what you want...Godspeed. I can wait it out.

I'll ask you to stop when you deliver the apologies.
4 years ago
* possum clasps paws together and grins *
4 years ago
So I get to deliver the apologies to two Muchoers who I feel I've wronged the most?

1) I am sorry to JessiAldi1976, whose pre-existing account I hijacked and got permbanned.

2) I am sorry to everyone else, whom I subjected to Zeke's flat, Uncle-Fester-looking buttocks.
4 years ago
No need to apologize. I got a mighty fine ass.
4 years ago
Tell that to the real JessiAldi :(
4 years ago
I almost want to accept number 2 =(
4 years ago
Like #1 doesn't count?!
4 years ago
THAT BITCH IS GONE DUDE
4 years ago
THAT WAS *NOT* MY ACCOUNT
4 years ago
Technially, both are wrapped in the same apology for the harrassment of only 1 member
4 years ago
Well.. no...

I think stealing someone's account and getting them permbanned is one count of harassment, notwithstanding the fact that means they are no longer here, technically.

And apologizing to everybody who saw the resultant asscheeks? That's going the extra mile.
4 years ago
And frankly.....not really sure if Zeke deserves the apology, seeing as how well, you know....
4 years ago
We can argue semantics all night long.

It doesn't make my apologies any less technically acceptable.
4 years ago
JA was not an MS member...you created "her"
4 years ago
I mean... heartfelt.
4 years ago
Dude, no bullshit, I did not create her.

There exist, in the deep intarwebs (Read: Google) certain password sharing websites that have dummy accounts for thousands of different services. JessiAldi used to be someone's real account. Got hijacked and given to yours truly.
4 years ago
I fully realize that. She's legendary. I don't think she was an MS member however before you created/subsumed it for MS.
4 years ago
too bad there's no way to check on that
4 years ago
Yeah well she totes was.
4 years ago
That could be. I don't recall. I recall her in many other corners of the net.
4 years ago
But if you "permabanned" her, she's not a member and cannot receive an apology....
4 years ago
There are so many people I've wished such vile things upon...

Like the time I told Zeke to kill himself.
Or the time I told Dush to kill himself.
Or the time I told Toolman to kill himself.
Or the time I told you to kill yourself.

I just can't choose. That's why I went with the blanket apology for Zeke's ass. It's probably the worst thing I've subjected anyone to in my life.
4 years ago
it seems that "miss" aldi is quite the dirty "girl"
4 years ago
And "tr" willk has "autism."
4 years ago
In any case, you probably won't get anything better outta me tonight.

Off to bed!
4 years ago
fuck off, tr. You're like fucking Mussolini at Yalta
4 years ago
i believe you previously likened me to grant at appomattox, new guy.
4 years ago
Lurking doesn't count for shit. I subb'd long before you did
4 years ago
yeah, a whooooooole month and a half, pal.
4 years ago
tr go count the chocolate chips in jackie's cookies
4 years ago
Mmmm cookies
4 years ago
furthermore, prior to the change in the format of the site at the end of 2006, a viewer had to go out of their way to even see the comments...which somewhat negates the "lurking"
4 years ago
furthermore shut the fuck up
4 years ago
don't have a stroke, possbro...i'd feel kind of bad if you got so enraged by the awesome verbosity that you dropped dead....
4 years ago
You all are fucking noobs.
4 years ago
* smerf returns to cooking dinner *
4 years ago
THE GREATEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/6OtFSN5.jpg
4 years ago
Fuck you, Toaster. Have a good night, madam. 8P
4 years ago
STFU spunky, this thread wasn't worth the 4 minute read.

I could have been fapping to gg's butthole :(
4 years ago
Another non-topic spam picture by FlunkyLooser.
4 years ago
*loser. Damn keyboard, but looser fits as well considering the amount of sphincter penetration that dudes enjoyed..
4 years ago
damnit Barret!
4 years ago
He got hit by an Ichabod Crane.
4 years ago
Hah.
4 years ago
Huh
4 years ago
Oh flesh and bone , why are you so weak ?
4 years ago
Where is the "headless co-worker" at all, huh?
I just see a head - that`s all!
4 years ago
*construction worker
4 years ago
It's already been mentioned
4 years ago
Fucking noob
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
If only he was wearing his hard hat.
4 years ago
I don't think they offer neck protection
4 years ago
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