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no MOTHERFUCKING SIGN

Happy mucho hallowedding! dat wedding beard.

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by yak

submitted October 31st 2013

284 comments
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no MOTHERFUCKING SIGN
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comments (284)
fake no sign.
4 years ago
Grats fagmo!!
4 years ago
personally i think this is an improvement over the last time i saw a pic of him
4 years ago
i had an entire prosthetic made for my face and all the scratches... but it ended up being too big and not working really well so i had to wing it ;/
4 years ago
I thought you were gonna say penis...
4 years ago
no..
4 years ago
The fuck are you talking about Sporty?

"I had an entire penis made for my face"
"I had an entire prosthetic made for my penis"
"but it ended up being too big and not working really well so I had to penis."
4 years ago
I thought he was gonna say he had a prosthetic penis made to please deja on their wedding night.
4 years ago
Theeeere you go.
4 years ago
wot
4 years ago
eat a dick, man.
7 months ago
fucking Red Sox anyway :(
4 years ago
WOOT!
4 years ago
WOOTYWHOO!
4 years ago
* possum takes ball and Gomes homes *
4 years ago
GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES GOES
4 years ago
Fuck them and their bandwagon fans.
4 years ago
Fuck the red sox but I appreciate the pun poss.
4 years ago
Get out of this otherwise good thread, you vapid cunt.
4 years ago
get off of this otherwise good website, you repetitive attention whore.
4 years ago
<not a bandwagon fan, fy.
4 years ago
Jonny Gomes - former Bakersfield Blaze left fielder.
4 years ago
>repetitive

I am the only guy here who comes up with something original every week.

Stop coming to this website.

Stop it.
4 years ago
original? you spew the same shit everyday.
4 years ago
aaaand thats my Bono attention quota reached. good day.
4 years ago
I call you a vapid cunt every day. Those are the best two words to describe you.

The rest of the time I'm pushing threads forward and thinking of OC to submit.
4 years ago
Like I said bono, it matters not what you say to me....
4 years ago
Did I activate the white knight surging through your veins?
4 years ago
all three of you are pretty predictable tbh
4 years ago
* Bono ambles now *
4 years ago
who isnt?
4 years ago
* possum hides *
4 years ago
^
4 years ago
Fuck baseball but GO BOSOX!
oh wait.....they already went
4 years ago
the power of the beard compels you
4 years ago
to winning
4 years ago
* xzekiel bumps a rock *
4 years ago
wrong sport for playoff beards, assholes.
4 years ago
Pretty sure they were all-season beards
4 years ago
I mean, hell if I know, but...
4 years ago
they were.
4 years ago
it wasn't all season
4 years ago
I think it was
4 years ago
That's what the man on the tv said
4 years ago
I mean, I watched the Red Sox all of about twice
4 years ago
a few of them perhaps but it wasnt a team thing
4 years ago
anyway, whatever. fuck em.
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it was a team thing except for one or two people
4 years ago
Also, fuck you


WOOT BOSOX!
4 years ago
Weird how you never gave a shit until now.
4 years ago
that wagon's getting pretty full
4 years ago
* xzekiel sings We Are The Champions *
4 years ago
and no tbh I don't give a shit
I would be happy if the Pats won the Super Bowl,
but still I wouldn't REALLY give a shit
4 years ago
* possum gets out his Homer Hanky and lip syncs *
4 years ago
weird how that prima donna team wouldn't do shit for bobby valentine... WEIRD!
4 years ago
Boston...eww only thing worse than Boston sports fans are New York sports fans.
4 years ago
I'll take NY over boston tbh.
4 years ago
Bobby Valentine is a steaming pile of shit.
4 years ago
i just find it funny, is all.
4 years ago
NY over NE........lol
4 years ago
Both fan bases are full of rabid asshole fans.
4 years ago
okay blondie
4 years ago
no interpost
4 years ago
well I would.
4 years ago
Thats twice in one night zeke, better type faster.
4 years ago
Take New Yorkers over Massholes and New Englanders?
4 years ago
sports fans, yeah.
4 years ago
GH I'm trying
* xzekiel types at a lightning fast speed of 55 wpm *
4 years ago
hell, there are more likeable players on the yankees... and i dont even like the yankees.
4 years ago
No one has ever interposted on me.
4 years ago
Pedroia is basically the spawn of satan and it pains me that hes so good at baseball.
4 years ago
shut up whore
4 years ago
run off.
4 years ago
wow
5 months ago
Lol @ mako liking her comments.
He thought he could get some of that heatherpuss
5 months ago
I stand by my words up there.

Never was there a more boring vapid cunt
5 months ago
Something something tryna get some off Mary Jane Rottencrotch
5 months ago
I remember seeing her comment "lol" on a sub and getting like 12 likes or something like that. At the time I thought there was something to the comment, like from a conversation somewhere else. Instead, no...it was just 12 desperate fuckers liking that lol for no reason.
5 months ago
And it's not like my hatred of her is tied back to her being the only muchogirl to not post a good tit pic.

Sure that would have been redeeming, but holy fuck. She's just boring. She's boring as absolute fuck and all the old regulars would fawn over her.
5 months ago
Fuck, I'm mad now
5 months ago
* Bono kicks possum in the ribs *
5 months ago
I signed up to zucko
Maybe that'll make you feel better.
5 months ago
wow you even clicked the verification link

what a friendo
5 months ago
* Bono pats Sin *
5 months ago
I went into chat and it was just you and tr/barret lol
5 months ago
also a guy named OJ but I suspect you can't load that far back. I won't give away his identity as it's super cool and super secret.
5 months ago
eat a tiny jap dick in hell, you fuckwad!!
5 months ago
Go watch the music vid I linked you and calm down punky.
5 months ago
OJ? Oster juice?
5 months ago
well his new username is OJSimpson and he hates whitey, interesting gimmick
5 months ago
But he's a mucho vet and you'll never guess who.

It could even be Magawd! I mean probably not but
5 months ago
snickt?
Definitely snickt
5 months ago
*whunu
5 months ago
he said vet, whunu is a forevernoob just like jorbs.
also snikt^^
5 months ago
lol like whunu knows how to use a chatroom
5 months ago
I have a real urge to cry right now
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
Drink some more liquor...it'll pass
4 years ago
But I keep telling myself "stop, don't" why do I always cry at weddings?
But yeah no that's not it.
4 years ago
dont worry.. deja said she will swing only with you zeke
4 years ago
* xzekiel keeps a stiff upper lip *
4 years ago
nice sign faggot
4 years ago
also congrats
4 years ago
HA!
4 years ago
Just too much effort to blow your nose huh?

I hope Deja's happy, you uncouth maple faggot!
4 years ago
Still somehow it looks cleaner than yours...
4 years ago
You look like somebody fed you after midnight, princess.
4 years ago
But my hygeine is bretty guud.
4 years ago
What a homo.
4 years ago
i would compare neck tattoos but i have two and you have none ;/
4 years ago
My neck tatt is way sicker.
4 years ago
ohw man -

* possum cues up The Gauntlet now *
4 years ago
fuck - only guy who gets it stfus me
4 years ago
like boner gets it
4 years ago
CONGRATS YAK AND DEJA!!!

looks like you threw away my gift :(
4 years ago
I would never throw away your gift















If that gift was friendship
4 years ago
Well, it was a dick. My gift was a dick.
4 years ago
maybe it it was a smoker...just sayin
4 years ago
fuckit
4 years ago
perfect look for a civil war soldier
4 years ago
You'd blow that.
4 years ago
there there little guy
4 years ago
Billy's talking to his pensi again

* DushanMandik looks around and makes the 'he's crazy' motion with his hands. *
4 years ago
I bet Deja is gonna enjoy riding that magic carpet.
4 years ago
I'm calling your beard a magic carpet.

jussayin.
4 years ago
Just looking at that fucking thing makes my neck itch..
4 years ago
lol @ all the grey in that nasty thing
4 years ago
there is quite a lot isnt there??!?
4 years ago
I bet he's got a pet moose living in that forest.
4 years ago
Mine is getting grey too.
4 years ago
That's just your bf's dried semen, amirite?
4 years ago
Wish i could grow a bread :(
4 years ago
You wish you could grow a dick.
4 years ago
you can!
4 years ago
I can't i try and it don't grow in right. Bald spots were there should be hair on my face.
4 years ago
is the hair in your white spots white or black?
4 years ago

thatdude420
Wish i could grow a bread :(

classic thatdude
4 years ago
its pretty easy.. you just kinda sit.. and it grows....
even black people can do that
4 years ago
Don't have white spots on my face just the rest of my body.
4 years ago
But you make up with it with all the pubes on your face.
4 years ago
what aboot the hair on the rest of your body?
4 years ago
yeah yak... we've seen your face now.

Mucho Law dictates now you have to do something humiliating, like stuff your face with greasy food, drink until you puke, or show your cock.
4 years ago
black people have that cool spotty pube hair everywhere
4 years ago
It's just my face.
4 years ago
Maybe you just have too much face.
4 years ago
With pubes...
4 years ago
i guess i could cover my wang in poutine
.. but that would be just an average friday
4 years ago
'im sure yak can donate some beard :/
4 years ago
and bread for that matter
4 years ago
Is poutine on your dick an actual thing?
4 years ago
YAK POST CHALLENGE

DO SOME MAD ALCOHOL CHALLENGES,

GET DRUNK,

GO FUCK YOUR WIFE,

PASS OUT

AND BOOM IT'S THE WEEKEND
4 years ago
Sound like a plan?
4 years ago
yes.. if someone were to pour poutine on their dick... poutine on their dick woudl totally be an actual thing
4 years ago
You forgot blazeitfaggot
4 years ago
I have curly hair on my head and my pubes are curly too.
4 years ago
from now on i will refer to thatdude as pube face.
4 years ago
shut up

change your avatar
4 years ago
jurry curl pubes you nasty motherfucker
4 years ago
no wayyyyy
4 years ago
i just did the vagina challenge... 100% blood for 78 seconds....
maybe i didnt pick the best time to marry
4 years ago
I stilldon't understand the "poutine thing", much less why you'd put it on your dick. Unless thatfag69 was gonna eat it.
4 years ago
hahaha oh christ.
4 years ago
GH was an interpost
4 years ago
Mixed people have curly pubes. White dudes have straight pubes. And black people have nappy pubes.
4 years ago
oops
4 years ago
* possum yorks up a chilidog now *
4 years ago
Of course thatfag is an expert on dudes pubes.
4 years ago
The same goes for women.
4 years ago
Nice save.
4 years ago
Straight out of the bullpen with that save.
4 years ago
I've never heard that in my life.
4 years ago
Pubes aren't a good thing on anybody.
4 years ago
I guess it's a black thing. I wouldn't understand.
4 years ago
What kinda white people have straight pubes?

Fucking califags must straighten theirs?
4 years ago
lol..........
4 years ago
Mine have frosted tips.
4 years ago
That's just your bf's dried semen, amirite?
4 years ago
Beat me to it.
4 years ago
if Yak doesn't post a challenge this weekend I am quitting MuchoSucko forever.
4 years ago
hmm
4 years ago
* possum ddoses MS *
4 years ago
guess that's the end of boner. ;/
4 years ago
Have faith.
4 years ago
that sounds like a challenge!
4 years ago
the challenge/game thing is so September dude
4 years ago
all the hipsters are into subbing music vids now
4 years ago
seriously......fucking hipsters
4 years ago
You Canadians are crazy
4 years ago
Happy wedding btw
4 years ago
val god morgon
4 years ago
Morn'
4 years ago
its a HALLOWedding!
4 years ago
and thanks bb
you owe us vagina pix
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
* xzekiel busts out camera *
4 years ago
* xzekiel tucks *
4 years ago
you owe us another wang shot
you welcher :(
mustachewang
4 years ago
weve already seen your leaky turtle :(
4 years ago
Out of all the above on this thread, yak is the only one that's been holding back
4 years ago
i'm shy now
4 years ago
pfft.....I've been holding back
4 years ago
lets just say if my dong wasnt held back there would be no mucho
4 years ago
so - honeymoon already over i take it?
4 years ago
oh I'm a re-re
4 years ago
I thought Yak was the Indian guy.. or was that Dik..
4 years ago
That's dik
4 years ago
yak is a Ukrainian Jew cheech - try to keep up
4 years ago
Is yak really a jew???
4 years ago
He jewed me out of a t-shirt.
4 years ago
no... he is a brown Canadian of questionable ethnicity.
4 years ago
as far as i can tell - it's just an act, rish

1 - his folks DID immigrate from the Ukraine though, back in the day

2 - Ukrainians are known for their sneakyness

3 - leaves the connecting the dots to the Mensa guys though
4 years ago
I hear they are not big on bathing over there.
4 years ago
ukrainian scott.. so close
4 years ago
btw thanks for the wedding gifts via paypal to admin@squidcafe.com..........









4 years ago
Ukrainian scott...jesus christ they make such people?
4 years ago
*Ukrainian ScottJew Gypsy
4 years ago
Jew are Gypsy? That's like almost tautology.
4 years ago
^and.
4 years ago
Vaguely resembles the Hound from Game of Thrones.
4 years ago
So do you.
4 years ago
I take that as a compliment.
4 years ago
Congratulations and happy Halloween
4 years ago
Congratulations on your nuptials Deja and Yak..
4 years ago
* Akameldon sheepishly holds a plate and asks.. "can I have some cake?' *
4 years ago
THE CAKE IS A LIE
4 years ago
Are those boogers, or do you have a little monster living in your nose?
4 years ago
they are either boogers or latex ;(.... or medical grade glue :(
4 years ago
As the elected representative of my peoples, I have been authorized to wish you a long and painful marriage, may it last until it kills you.
Sweet suffering.
4 years ago
When is she due?
4 years ago
Grizzly Adams : the gay years
4 years ago
nice coke boogers bro
4 years ago
Congrats, now go back to making those duck call thingies.
4 years ago
thanks for the invite......


































congrats you crazy kids
4 years ago
Lucky you. You've got yourself a black beard. Mine is kind of dark while it's short but then it goes colourless. My mustache looks different every time I shave it. Sometimes it's dark, sometimes it isn't and sometimes it's reddish with strands of colourless hair. It is all very strange.
4 years ago
G! Only 2 'stfu'! I'm impressed! Make it a three!
4 years ago
Wa ha ha, nice Beard Puma
http://imageshack.us/a/img547/9818/5mob.jpg http://imageshack.us/a/img62/4459/3rai.jpg
4 years ago
would it kill you to upload to imgur before you relink?
4 years ago
makes no difference, non pro, no show
4 years ago
but I see why that would annoy.
4 years ago
oh. carry on
4 years ago
HIPSTER ALERT!
4 years ago
sounding your own alarm?
4 years ago
i actually think i must be a hipster even though i had no idea until i looked at the evidence
i brew my own beer
i wear nerdy shirts
i have a beard
i buy local foods from the market
apparently i was a hipster before there was such a thing

maybe im their king
4 years ago
Don't forget that teddy bear hat
4 years ago
oh shit and i like wolf shirts....

but the thing about all of that is i dont like it to be 'ironic' or whatever they do.. i do it cuz wolves are badass :(
4 years ago
i was a hipster before there was such a thing

That's just what a hipster would say
4 years ago
Hipster confirmed
4 years ago
He also repeatedly talks about 'early mucho'

* xzekiel scidattles *
4 years ago
wouldnt a hipster say they were hipsters :(
arent they supposed to be proud of 'what' they are? ;/
who fucking knows anymore!
4 years ago
no they don't want to be labeled, man
4 years ago
We decide if you're hipster or not, not you
4 years ago
* loslobos fucks off *
4 years ago
i will literally cut you open pour acid all over myself and roll around inside of your stomach cavity for 30 minutes
4 years ago
:(
I ment I was leaving the thread
4 years ago
the threat still stands!
4 years ago
*gasp*
4 years ago
..happy wedding yak...
:3
4 years ago
thanks ;(... i think i need more napping
4 years ago
/mucho naps
4 years ago
yaks asleep everyone post poles!
4 years ago
last time i posted a pole you guys didn't like it
4 years ago
i upvoted it.......
4 years ago
Wow, my many years here and this is the first ive seen yak...
4 years ago
Wow indeed
4 years ago
Letdown squared.
4 years ago
marriage is gay
4 years ago
Is that what your 2 fathers told you
4 years ago
Marriage violates constitutional rights. But only if you're a male, of course.
4 years ago
i think it would be reasonable to force all male members to grow a beard...or just get the fudge out....i mean a full real mans beard...not those yuppy beards...good luck bono hahahahaha
4 years ago
Yakkkkkkkkk my computer is brokennnnnnnn
4 years ago
*(yak signal)
4 years ago
It's a giant beard... HALP
4 years ago
by the way rob fords all over international news again...i really find it humiliating
4 years ago
nostril eyes look confused
4 years ago
Great makeup - and that chest wound looks real. Congrats!
4 years ago
Get a proper wedding you fools
4 years ago
dude...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JJOJS0ksGpU
3 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
5 months ago
but seriously..that song is pretty neat. I didn't mean to stuff you, Punky. 8P
5 months ago
Up, za ten twój zjebany ryj haha
3 years ago
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