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BLACK POWER!卍...wait...

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by JAWZ88

submitted October 28th 2013

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BLACK POWER!卍...wait...
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Riddle: 3:00 am, the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors, It's your parents and they are there for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?

Bet you newfags wont get it right.
4 years ago
The door.

Die.
4 years ago
Although in most of our cases it would be the wine.

Fuck mom and dad, it's 3 in the morning.
4 years ago
You fail, newfag.
4 years ago
Actually, the first thing you would open is your eyes because you just woke up.
4 years ago
Wake up implies opened eyes. How the fuck else would you ever know it's your PARENTS at the door?
4 years ago
Jaws would open his rectum for his dad.
4 years ago
open door
get on floor
walk le dinosaur
4 years ago
I wake up all the time with my eyes closed.
4 years ago
@jrub WINRAR!
4 years ago
Right, I'm sure the doorbell wakes you up with your eyes closed at 3 AM all the time, and you can automatically tell who it is without ever getting out of bed.
4 years ago
its cute when severum tries to fit in
4 years ago
Sometimes you can recognize peoples voices if they are talking through a window.
4 years ago
It smells like updog in here.
4 years ago
the door
4 years ago
What's up, dog?!?!?!
4 years ago
no no..you open FIRE! kill them fuckers dead!
4 years ago
Fit in? Uhh..ok?
4 years ago
fuck you all
4 years ago
that is fucking gay
4 years ago
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A COLOSSAL FAGGOT
4 years ago
I think that about says it all Jrob
4 years ago

REPORTED FOR CP FAGGOT!!!! ALL MEMBERS OF ANONYMOUS HIT REPORT!!!!

You stupid faggot, its a violation of the Adam Walsh Act to sexualize any child under the age of 18. We in legion protect all children from harm such as sexualization and cyber bullying. As hacktivists in #REPORTAPEDO, we shut down Tor for having sexualized images of children and shut down Demonoid for grooming children into criminals by allowing them to download copyrighted material.

THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TWEETED!!!

WE DO NOT FORGIVE!
WE DO NOT FORGET!
WE ARE LEGION!
4 years ago
i hate you
4 years ago
i hate the FBI virus
4 years ago
the fact that jawz says anything to do with 'anon' shows how fucking pathetic 'anon' is
4 years ago
we do not lol
we do not lol
oh wait.. lol
4 years ago
truly they are the height of faggotry
4 years ago
MUCHO POLL: which is lamer: tr squad or anon?
4 years ago
anon, silly - was Tr_ick question
4 years ago
anon used to be cool untill they turned into a bunch of neckbearded moralfaggots
4 years ago
seriously.

kinda like mucho
4 years ago
ouch
4 years ago
boner has a sad for Old MS now
4 years ago
you also
4 years ago
If there was punctuation and not all caps I would've read it.

Sorry jrob, I'm just not that invested in you like you are me.
4 years ago
says the guy thats repying to a comment i made an hour before yours
4 years ago
I smell a little beef between Sevy and Jrub
4 years ago
Jawz... parents?

Psh, like you know who your father.
4 years ago
At least he knows how to form a complete sentence...
4 years ago
You guys are fucked up.
4 years ago
Hey jawz did you know that Neo Nazis use the number 88 in their usernames and email adresses on the internet and that it means HH or heil Hitler?
4 years ago
Weird. I've always loved the number 88....is this subliminal?
4 years ago
1488 BROTHER
4 years ago
Maybe jawz...maybe.
4 years ago
You might have been a white supremacist in your past life.
4 years ago
this..must..explain...everything..*head explodes*
4 years ago
Did i blow your mind bro?
4 years ago
Absolutely. Now stahp. =[
4 years ago
* DushanMandik envisions jawls head exploding like that guy's in the the Dave Chappelle skit about Clayton Bigsby. *


lolol
4 years ago
Shes confused.
4 years ago
she's a camwhore old buddy, she's getting paid to do this
4 years ago
Yeah , squidley just does confused for free
4 years ago
Dem nipples
4 years ago
fuck off
4 years ago
VAG SHOT ORF GTFO
4 years ago
@ possum I get it
4 years ago
obviously you dont :(
4 years ago
Obviously you are not a mind reader, so how the fuck do you know?
4 years ago
i know what you want babe
4 years ago
fuck you morph
4 years ago
That nigga is trippen man.
4 years ago
ahahahaha this bitch is confused!!!
4 years ago
her arm position is wrong
4 years ago
recover password
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