points: 30

My aftermath video

I know I'm shitfaced and I look like a fuck, but wahtever, roll with it.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by xzekiel

submitted October 27th 2013

338 comments
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comments (338)
kek
4 years ago
could you write down that recipe for me zeke? it was a little difficult to follow
4 years ago
well that was 16:40 i wont ever get back
4 years ago
I barely made it a minute.. time spared!
4 years ago
Certainly yak,
2 mcdouble burgers
remove the bottom buns (feed to birds)
add mayonnaise
squish that shit together
serve with 40% abv beverage of choice
4 years ago
^^^^"I'm Lovin' It"
4 years ago
16 minutes or dat fan noice :(
4 years ago
you loved it
4 years ago
Especially the singing
4 years ago
No song for me, I'm kinda hurt tbh
4 years ago
i was gonna stick my dick in the hot sauce for you, but i decided agaisnt it
4 years ago
It's not too late yet, js
4 years ago
sorry, not gonna do it\
4 years ago
You done plenty today, it's cool.
* loslobos hangs head *
4 years ago
los lobos......you know i <3 you
i'm just not goona put my penis in habanero sauce
4 years ago
But it would be so romantic. And I thought you were the kinda guy that did what he could to please a woman
4 years ago
y ou want me to profess my love for you?
cuz i will....and it will be awful
4 years ago
Oh Zeke. Save that for our wedding night
4 years ago
it will be worse than a zeke drunk vid
4 years ago
this is fucking gold.
4 years ago
shut up caveman
4 years ago
Scram, can't you see we are connecting here
4 years ago
get a room
4 years ago
spoiler alert: it's a dude
4 years ago
* xzekiel books room *
4 years ago
you know what has bigger hands than yak and a torso bonier than camy's?
4 years ago
a fucking mutant
4 years ago
...these mofo cockblockerss...
4 years ago
Go to bed Bono
4 years ago
Says the ginger kid with chink eyes
4 years ago
fucking tyler.....
4 years ago
loslobos: if you break zeke's heart he's gonna kill himself. I don't think his drunk self can handle another internet break up.
4 years ago
Face it, LL is a mutant
4 years ago
All that's missing is some weird skin condition OH WAIT

http://i.imgur.com/gCU2cyW.jpg
4 years ago
If she rejects me I'll fucking deal, caveman
4 years ago
Ezo, thanks for looking out for him. He'll be ok
4 years ago
That looks like you Bono
4 years ago
HANDS OF a professional basketball player
TORSO OF a Steven Spielberg alien
SKIN OF whatever the fuck shrinky dinks are made of

WITH YOUR POWERS COMBINED, HE/SHE IS ....

A FUCKING UGLY TRANNY CHICK FROM EUROPE-ISH
4 years ago
You never know when to sftu do you
Lemme do it for you
4 years ago
If she rejects you, you will drink yourself into oblivion, and nobody will care.
4 years ago
that means I'm under your skin...

just like those fire ants
4 years ago
hey Ezo your youth is showing. stop trying to imitate what you see.
4 years ago
make fun of zeke in your own way - the important thing is that it drives him to suicide. it doesn't have to be pretty.
4 years ago
Hardly, ants are made to step on
4 years ago
I'm not imitating anything
4 years ago
"your youth is showing"
4 years ago
holy fucking irony
4 years ago
You're really trying way to hard but that's like what you do
4 years ago
god it's hard to own somebody when they aren't fluent in American
4 years ago
Let me try to translate.

LUTEVISK HINGA DINGA DUURGEN ÑYORKSHIEN
4 years ago
i'm fluent
4 years ago
How is this owning, you're just making up shit in an attempt to make yourself look good. And failing
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
you're jumping around here, sport
4 years ago
my mutant comment was too clever
4 years ago
i mean, those were funny, and i realize why you linked them here.....it's because you're defeated........but i thought your qualm was with los lobos
4 years ago
If you can't beat them - spam threads with nonsense
4 years ago
Bye Bono
4 years ago
did she flabbergast you to the point you turned on me?
4 years ago
I linked them here because I want to remind you every second of every day that during every interaction with every person you talk to is affected by every one of these pictures.
4 years ago
You are nothing without the alcohol.

You will die by your own hand.
4 years ago
Very, very young.
4 years ago
Wow you're a waste of air dude
4 years ago
uh oh.
someone got into grammy's booze.
4 years ago
So fixated and obsessed it's a proof of lacking control ya know
4 years ago
god damn i love you
4 years ago
<3
4 years ago
my penis is at half mast right now
4 years ago
Oh my
4 years ago
Mine too
4 years ago
wow, so at one point los actually led zeke on. I missed all of this.
3 years ago
Back when she was new and "screwing her way to the top" so to speak
3 years ago
well she started at the bottom, clearly, but who is at the top?
3 years ago
shhhh...she's watching you guys at this very moment.
3 years ago
Shit....you got a red dot on yo' foe-head too.....



OH SHIT
3 years ago
That's just a mushroom stamp...
3 years ago
@MF I'm not from India.
3 years ago
i liked it better when i thought you wouldn't get on cam because gangs were looking for you
4 years ago
I liked it better when you were banned
4 years ago
I liked it better when you were run off
4 years ago
Weak
4 years ago
>member for 5 years

lol
4 years ago
And?
4 years ago
Active for less than 2 of them.


Pathetic
4 years ago
What kind of fag likes his own comments...
4 years ago
Yea. Again, and?
4 years ago
It means you're a pathetic waste, is all. You couldn't make the cut, probably too ashamed of your disgusting body, yet conflicted by your desire to be an attention whore.
4 years ago
Haha
Nah I got a well payed job and turned my PC off. What's your excuse?
4 years ago
Speaking of attention whores... Hrm
4 years ago
No one was talking to you or about you before you decided to waste space on threads here. Not the other way around
4 years ago
My excuse is that I was too fucking Xcore for yak to let me loose on everyone. Legality issue.
4 years ago
I thought eurotrash and the Nordic had good schools? why can't you see what's happening :c
4 years ago
I was talking about irl, maybe you're confused were the line of online vs irl is
4 years ago
Every comment you use on me adds to my power 8/
4 years ago
What power, you're just a kid with a keyboard
4 years ago
Hello, irl called. Time to take your anti psychotic meds..
4 years ago
loslobos... I hope you know your responses just gets him to get more of a rise out of you... it's calle don't feed the troll.
4 years ago
Well I'm not rising one bit. This is ez
Ez Bono ez.
4 years ago
>mfw deeze grown ass men and half a woman actually spend time on me

http://i.imgur.com/gkj02Dq.jpg
4 years ago
^Attention whore confirmed
You must be proud
4 years ago
I got all day to give my attentions to a lost soul like you. Tell me your problems, child. Don't be afraid
4 years ago
You think I'm an attention whore?

...

Hi, I'm Bono.

Nice to meet you.
4 years ago
I know. And also an AW of the highest caliber. But the part I'm kinda lost on is were is your personality. This can't be it, it's just a mask isn't. Where's the real Bono?
4 years ago
>I got a well payed job and turned my PC off.

>I got all day to give my attentions to you

* Bono wats *
4 years ago
THE REAL BONO

HAS A FUCKING UNCLE

IN FUCKING SOUTH DAKOTA

WHO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE 1970S
4 years ago
It's Sunday
4 years ago
Oh, then that's my excuse too.
4 years ago
I mean you obviously have some emotional scarring that you try to soothe here by trying to get under other peoples skin. Attack before they attack you, right
4 years ago
Nah, it's just Sunday
4 years ago
s'Sunday bro
4 years ago
But when you don't have any material on someone you make stuff up. That's like shooting blanks
4 years ago
loslobos: it's called being bored and wanting to fuck with people.
4 years ago
Make stuff up?

What did I make up? You have large hands, a scawny body, and a fucked skin condition. I think you're a mutant.
4 years ago
When did the nice lols and fappping get boring to you. There must have been a time when you actually had some friends here
4 years ago
In fact I think you are a post-op plantshit.
4 years ago
That motherfucker was so insane he became sane and also a sissy. He got his penis lopped off and learned spanish.
4 years ago
That's hardcore facts, nice job dude
4 years ago
I never met him irl
But truthfully
Planty > you
4 years ago
Atleast he had a personality
4 years ago
lol @ "must have been a time when you actually had some friends here"
4 years ago
I was fucked from the get-go...

You all... created me
4 years ago
Truth hurts doesn't it
4 years ago
YOU
4 years ago
YOU OKAY?!

I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU
4 years ago
I didn't, never knew you existed and still don't care if you do
4 years ago
Calm down little hobbit
4 years ago
This is what I meant about finding someone who speaks American
4 years ago
* loslobos pokes Bono with a stick *
4 years ago
*english. I speak
4 years ago
anyway, I'm tired.

take great comfort in the fact that you just spent 20+ minutes of your very finite life arguing with someone who doesn't exist.

toodles planty
4 years ago
loslobos you're from sweden, right?
4 years ago
Don't wet your bed
4 years ago
Yep
4 years ago
Worth a shot.
Kommer du suger min pung?
4 years ago
oh and also

Zeke, buddy...

Gimmie your address and I'll mail you a turkey for Thanksgiving.

A live Turkey.

A live Turkey that can speak.

A live Turkey that can speak and will say "Kill yourself."
4 years ago
I know what you're thinking...

You are doubtful that I could do that, but curious that I might.
4 years ago
No Ezo. That's all
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
* xzekiel throws on itunes *

don't even bother lobos
he's butthurt and ragin
4 years ago
reply fail
4 years ago
who is he?
4 years ago
independent comment
and he is you bono
get the fuck over it
4 years ago
so let me get this straight -

You started a new thread - and commented independently - just for me?
4 years ago
* xzekiel puts on bluegrass renditions of modest mouse *

like anyone should waste their life with you.......
4 years ago
boy, if there were ever a time for an ironic Zeke-ism...
4 years ago
boy oh boy oh boy
4 years ago
hey Zeke, next time you make a video:

1) Do it yourself.
2) Follow the rules.
3) Make it not suck.
4 years ago
4) Kill yourself.
4 years ago
the more we move ahead the more we're stuck in rewind
4 years ago
get away from me
4 years ago
wanna be friends?
4 years ago
Dude... wanna be friends?
4 years ago
through constant pain the young man learns the truths
4 years ago
I think you want to be secret friends.
4 years ago
and so I doubt the unforgiven
4 years ago
Let's be friends.

That way, you can tell me all about how you cooked your own breakfast, or your favorite niche beer, and we can agree that we're men of our word - all that real nice, boring sappy shit that has turned this site into vanilla paste.
4 years ago
kek......i'm just singin
4 years ago
You and all the other fuckwads who idle in chat without constantly berating a titless heather or telling you and Dush to die.
4 years ago
The old and complacent ones.
4 years ago
shins up next......prepare your balloon knot bono
4 years ago
JOKES ON YOU I LIKE THE SHINS FAGGOT
4 years ago
I want you all to chew on what I just said though...

You're all too soft.
4 years ago
'night
4 years ago
i like the shins too....
but i put on the blue grass rendition of green day
i hope you had the time of your life.
4 years ago
how many of you people are white trash?
4 years ago
i jumped up and down when they asked that < true story
4 years ago
i wasn't making much sense at that point i guess
4 years ago
i'm hammered. i'm gonna go sleep on the for o r
cuz it's the only place warmbut i don't just say willy nilly s hit
well, i do..
4 years ago
warmbutt
4 years ago
+1 warmbutt
4 years ago
now that youre brad pitiful,is this going to be a regular feature?
4 years ago
I could light myself on fire and high dive off a 200 ft cliff
and Billy would just be like "you were only on fire for ten seconds......gravity did the rest"
4 years ago
stop mumbling,you fuck.
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
I need to go & get more alcohol, so I can understand you.
4 years ago
um, ok
4 years ago
upvote for can i borrow a feelin'
4 years ago
8:00 YAYUH!
4 years ago
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ko3xaVIV41

louder mp3 version for anyone that wants to hear anything.
4 years ago
* DejaVu didn't realise she was butt hurt about anything *


at least the video cleared that up for me
4 years ago
He's a WINO too..
4 years ago
wheres your tequila vid puto?
4 years ago
soon
4 years ago
you look like seal in the thumbnail
4 years ago
it's the sunclasses
4 years ago
Nice to see your still with us Zeke, perfect drunk face at 2:25. I have only known one other person that could drink Jack like that and he's well.. dead.
4 years ago
Was his death alcohol related?
4 years ago
Oh hell yeah, liver failure, he was pretty yellow towards the end from juandice also.
4 years ago
* loslobos pours last Jäger down the drain *
4 years ago
^^^^ Now That's alcohol abuse ^^^^
4 years ago
Hey LL, btw thanks for the email, I haven't had anybody talk to me like that in a very long time..
* Akameldon throws gas on the fire.. *
4 years ago
and Aka, hows life?
4 years ago
Not bad GG, not bad at all, I have to say your military made some damn comfortable uniforms back in the 30's and 40's most comfortable pair of pants I think I have ever worn.
4 years ago
they always made them wide because Germans have so large penises
4 years ago
Some of us Americans do too, hence the comfort..
4 years ago
they stole a dog and raped him
4 years ago
cool thats relevant to this
4 years ago
recently in the German news, someone stole a dog and raped him. http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/vergewaltigung/vergewaltigter-hund-33146520.bild.html
4 years ago
Last summer a friend told me his neighbor got caught fucking a female dog from a local kennel. This was up north in Sweden. It was a small village so everyone knew the guy. They pretty much lynched him on the spot for it. But since it's not illegal he was only charged with fines.
4 years ago
Not Illegal??
4 years ago
there was recently a case of a father beating his son to death with a crowbar after he caught his son fucking a dog
4 years ago
I don't understand bestiality..
4 years ago
simply a warm hole
4 years ago
that's really all any of us want in the end
a warm hole
4 years ago
for me it better be human, and female, and of age.
4 years ago
No it's legal. Since back when homosexuality and bestialty was both considered mental illnesses they both applyied under same law. In the 70s homosexuality was removed as an illness, but they also had to legalize bestialty in the process. It's some complicated red tape I don't get
4 years ago
Poor frightened animals of Sweden..
4 years ago
Got that right. There's stories about constant abuse here. Farm animals, pets so on
4 years ago
And I thought Brazil was bad..
4 years ago
Most of the zoophilia vids come from Brazil
4 years ago
Or Turkey...the irony
4 years ago
It's most likely not legal to distribute filmed material here, but the government can't really do much about it
4 years ago
Brutal5 is ripe with that shit
4 years ago
I'm making it sound like everyone is doing it. It's just not illegal
4 years ago
Squidley was right all along.
4 years ago
Ain't my cup of tea but thanks for the tip lol
4 years ago
No, I understand, it's not a national pastime, just a legal oddity
4 years ago
curiousity got the best of me too LL.
4 years ago
I saw stuff..
4 years ago
Don't get any funny ideas now
4 years ago
First time is the hardest
4 years ago
* loslobos pats aka *

Shhh it's ok
4 years ago
Don't have to LL, all he "funny" ideas are already on film..
4 years ago
Enjoy your movie night. It's bedtime for me
4 years ago
Now I truly understand why women have this attraction to horses, In some cases a very deep attraction that I did not think was possible
4 years ago
Have a great evening LL,
* Akameldon pats her bum goodnight. *
4 years ago
Legal since 1944,[60][61][62]
upcoming laws set to outlaw it starting 1. January 2014[63]

better start fucking animals while you still can loslobos
4 years ago
video with snake or gtfo
4 years ago
LL like this would be much(o) better.. http://muchosucko.com/88321/I-like-my-eels-fresh
4 years ago
No you DRIDN'T, pull a ‪David Hasselhoff‬, Zekey. 8( Eating cheeseburgers on video, whilst drunk...REALLY?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkGUI4bnQbQ
4 years ago
no I ate it this morning on the floor
I was just doing a "cooking with zeke" thing for dush
but I have no kitchen right now....not to mention hot water :/
4 years ago
by "this morning" I mean I regained consciousness at 3 pm
4 years ago
You need a sexy woman to make you some breakfast. 8)
4 years ago
* xzekiel looks around for loslobos *
4 years ago
and nooo. NOT BONO. 8(
4 years ago
HEY!!! LOS IS MINE....YOU FUCKER!!!!
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser puts on boxing gloves. *
4 years ago
* xzekiel swings chain *
4 years ago
*and buys condoms
4 years ago
*and buys lube
4 years ago
^BOY BUTTER
4 years ago
" * "
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser puts on MGMT. 8) *
4 years ago
hey did KOL get back together?
you heard any news on that?
4 years ago
I'm gonna have to restart my computer, I can't keep up. 8(


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwXsvwklvfA
4 years ago
they have a new album?
* xzekiel heads to the bay *
4 years ago
THEY NEVER BROKE UP, ZEKE. 8)
4 years ago
In their documentary they said they were breaking up because they couldn't stand each other.....I mean, I know they're family.
4 years ago
Also I think it's the site, not your computer
4 years ago
They hate each other, Zeke. They smell each others farts, NON STOP. Three brothers, and a first cousin, TOURING...NON STOP? Think about it, it's got to suck royal balls. I saw Caleb Followill, put a knife to his brothers throat, OVER A FUCKING GIRL(SLUT). Do the math. They have matured a shit load. Now they have wives and babies...what ever that means. 8(
4 years ago
Yeah, I figured they were just done with it and going their separate ways.
4 years ago
Im getting tickets to see them
4 years ago
Pretty fucking boss though that they were just like "let's start a band"....."i need to learn an instrument"
4 years ago
Caleb was really doing to much "fun-time"(wink-wink). I was wearing him down.
4 years ago
*it
4 years ago
So you've hung out with them? Sweet.
4 years ago
oh
4 years ago
Zeke...really. Do you even DOX?
4 years ago
I wouldn't put it past you to wear out some dude's sinuses.
4 years ago
i don't know what dox means
but I know you're from that area
and work in that industry
and have talked about them like you know them
so I figured it was you pushing the "fun time"
4 years ago
if you do know them ssshhh about that tpb comment
4 years ago
if someone who could possibly get me tickets would maybe wanna send some my way I wouldnt say no
4 years ago
BRB
4 years ago
Hmmmm....
4 years ago
@Heather name the date, and venue.
4 years ago
PunkyPhotography


http://i.imgur.com/VInV5ar.jpg
4 years ago
^8)
4 years ago
air canada centre in toronto
4 years ago
Which one is that? I'm not a huge fan but when I was driving back from Canada leaving my ex.....OBTN on repeat.....for 12 hours.....god damn.
4 years ago
date... feb 20something
4 years ago
Facebook me....




8(
4 years ago
Punky a real friend would get her backstage
jussayin
4 years ago
NOOOOOO. Shut the fuck up, ZEKE!!!
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
Dude, I'm so rolling in the floor right now. I just got your FB msg.

HAHAHAHA....
4 years ago
I so love you, Heather...I mean...Zeke. lol
4 years ago
HEY.....




NOTHING IS A SECRET HERE, GOD DAMN IT.
4 years ago
id rather see the concert like a civilian
4 years ago
???? Like, The Hunger Games?
4 years ago
like... not backstage. just sayin
4 years ago
WELL I'M buying them regardless!
4 years ago
Yeah. Trying to go back-stage, is super tacky. Those fuckers don't give a flying rat's ass about you pussy, Heather.

No offense.
4 years ago
*your
4 years ago
Facebook me, and I will try and sort you out, woman(Heather). 8)
4 years ago
Dunno what else to tell you. 8|
4 years ago
punky you are creepy as fuck do. Do you own lotion and a rape basment?
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser Homer Simpson screams *
4 years ago
Drum, you just made me spot my pants, sir. LOL
4 years ago
you were gone for days
Punky, I thought you were died
celebration lost

8(
4 years ago
punky has a framed copy of my original work..i said i wanted it...he started asking me for my facebook too...(which i dont have)
4 years ago
OH MY FUCKING GOD, THE GATE IS OPEN. 8(
4 years ago
and for the record I couldn't care less about their penises either :/
4 years ago
punky, facebook me...................not
4 years ago
hehehe
4 years ago
Fuck you....





dik?
4 years ago
just kidding, dik. Drum is creeping me out. 8o
4 years ago
Drum actually scares me at times.
4 years ago
if given the opportunity, you should totally do all the drugs you see and go on stage with the band playing
4 years ago
Stay scared, idk why you would be though. I'm pretty fluffy
4 years ago
Maybe? what's it to ya?
4 years ago
Hey, I blame Mucho for my drug abuse. 8(
4 years ago
you should do alot of them then post a day in the life of punky hour long documentary about what bothers you on a day to day basis about being in a unsuccessful band, the government, members here, etc. tinfoil hat and all
4 years ago
oh and being a worthless piece of guttershit too 8)
4 years ago
yada-yada...L0RD. I know you hate me, so carry on, sir. 8P
4 years ago
One day, SIR....one day....
4 years ago
get mugged and die horribly in the parking lot of a concert.

* L0RD_QU3S0 waves goodnight *
4 years ago
^comment fail
4 years ago
TAKE THAT, YOU FUCKER!!!


http://i.imgur.com/aZlghrH.jpg
4 years ago
drag-n-drop, Heather. 8)
4 years ago
wut
4 years ago
^yes
4 years ago
I took that photo, you ding dong. 8|
4 years ago
yeah heather you ding dong
4 years ago
I could get in trouble for that, you silly-butt.
4 years ago
^DOH!!!
4 years ago
thats cool...
4 years ago
so heather when you break up with your bf I guess punky will be the #1 suitor for you eh? he seems like quite the charmer
4 years ago
I wont be breaking up with him SOOO
4 years ago
Drum, can you even shoot hoops? I will own you on the court, Mr, Mod.
4 years ago
hahaha...
4 years ago
BUT REALLY
4 years ago
I can ball bro
4 years ago
Let's do it, fucker. 8)
4 years ago
quit with the emotes you preteen nut tickler
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gWxHFMog9w
4 years ago
what's all this about?
4 years ago
drum start with my drunk in 60 vid
4 years ago
actually, start with "the moochies"
4 years ago
omg...there's my favorite worthless mod!


* Sporty waves *
4 years ago
I walk into the thread like whadup I got a big cock
4 years ago
That's a fabulous hat sir
4 years ago
Also, I'm so happy the little mermaid made an appearance. Miss those tinychat days

* TheAllMightyToaster fist bumps zeke *
4 years ago
I really have no recollection of this
4 years ago
this is the saddest sub and the worst threads in the entire history of mucho.
3 years ago
what the fuck did you ever see in him?
3 years ago
recover password
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