points: 61

Zeke Drunk in 60

3 pints then 4 pints then 1 pint Bono, I admit that you ownd my ass in the prc and the 6 in 60. You probably don't want to fuck with me on this though. Squatface or Kurupt can step to me.

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by xzekiel

submitted October 26th 2013

365 comments
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aspect ratio
4 years ago
it fixes for the real shit
4 years ago
also this is not drunk in 60 its ... nothing.
4 years ago
watch the fucking video you cumstain
4 years ago
doesnt show pouring, isnt hard alcohol
4 years ago
this is sdq'd from at least 2 challenges, zke bro
4 years ago
xzekiel
watch the fucking video you cumstain
42 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
this whole thing fucking sucks
4 years ago
bad screen, cuts, i skimmed thru, & saw no pourings
4 years ago
protip you little shithead: drink ice beer on the 6 in 60 and you'll make it.....also, thumbs up for rock n roll
4 years ago
You're ascared bonu, if you drank a fifth of anything, you'd die.
4 years ago
I'd pay to see that
4 years ago
I'd buy the booze of his choice.
4 years ago
what a horrible version of eye of the tiger :(
4 years ago
holy fuck that sucks
4 years ago
made my dick bleed.
4 years ago
What the fuck is up with you head
?
4 years ago
skip to 1:50 toolie
4 years ago
Oh, that was just the first post.
4 years ago
yeah i was banned and i somehow fucked up that first video....i figured i'd just paste them all together instead of being an aw
4 years ago
dat drunk face
4 years ago
7 mins to boot...
4 years ago
cool rectangle bro
4 years ago
holy fuck i almost puked just watching,bono doesnt stand a chance
4 years ago
anyone who tries to beat this that isn't an alcoholic and plans on drinking it anyhow is just stupid. Better have someone around to take you to the ER
4 years ago
my oldest brother might have given it a go had he not died from pounding 2 liters of shitty gin
4 years ago
err...i mean 1 liter
4 years ago
your brother was obviously a faggot
4 years ago
half of a 1.75 liter bottle..so 875 ml?
whatever you get my point
4 years ago
i never saw him chuggin cock so not sure...but i do know he had schizophrenia
4 years ago
a liter killed him?

pardon me but that's a sissy death
4 years ago
umm..well he's no zeek so what are ya gonna do?
he was going to try and finish off a 30 pack of beer as well..he obviously didnt plan things all too well
4 years ago
Billy are you from/spend time in Bakersfield?
4 years ago
ive only driven through thank christ..im sure its not the shithole it appears to be
4 years ago
it is...

We're #1 in illiteracy, teen pregnancy, pollution

the county is #2 in known major gang members (over 6,000)

Oildale, for years, was THE spot for meth in the united states.

...

But I think we grow more carrots than anyone
4 years ago
FUCK YEAH GRIMMWAY
4 years ago
where i live there used to be quite a few dairies...but since the real estate bubble,all these milkers mooved to your neck of the woods..enjoy the shitstank
4 years ago
lol "moo"ved, I just got that
2 years ago
2 years..... slow much
2 years ago
i really hoped he was dead for reals
2 years ago
Same, but this sub
2 years ago
Id take 10 Bonos over 1 sprinkles anyday.
2 years ago
fair enough
2 years ago
Bono is like a virus. It never quite goes away....
2 years ago
10 bonos is a damn bargain
2 years ago
upvote for the 3:30 face
4 years ago
What is this? The asian version? C'mon bro. you squished the video?
4 years ago
hes a workerant
4 years ago
a baboon
4 years ago
no offense
4 years ago
oh.. my god
4 years ago
Where's tr in all of this?
4 years ago
Yeah.... Zeke gonna be wasted really soon....
4 years ago
I was planning on trying this but damn.... I can't beat Zeke.
* DangerousDug bows in defeat *
4 years ago
HeHe, hate to be an asshole, but, coulda' switched glasses on the table..
4 years ago
I don't think so.
4 years ago
the glasses were out of view, not legit
4 years ago
oh shut up
4 years ago
No doubt in my mind that Zeke drank the whole bottle.
4 years ago
And for his sake I hope he takes tomorrow off.
4 years ago
he's gonna die :D
4 years ago
Why don't you go play Russian roulette with a loaded gun bonu.
4 years ago
ALL russian roulette is played with a loaded gun
4 years ago
A completely loaded gun.
4 years ago
I just woke up
4 years ago
what's for breakfast?
4 years ago
A McCinco
4 years ago
For all the people bitching about the music/vid in the first video......skip to 1:50, or, well, don't. Idgaf. I'm the new shot champion.
4 years ago
like fuck yo uare
4 years ago
judges ?
4 years ago
im going to say legit
4 years ago
so now its who can do over 500ml :(
4 years ago
I poured out a fucking pint on cam and drank that shit.....like we need judges for this.
4 years ago
I should have put money on it
4 years ago
shot champ?
4 years ago
it's
* xzekiel checks bottle *

375 ml
that's a bit over ten shots
and if anyone wants to challenge me
next time i won't take a Dr Pepper break
4 years ago
yeah, i didnt watch.. that shit hurt my eyes
4 years ago
he just drank a PINT of JD in under a minute.... ctfo.
4 years ago
welp, that was fun... being king for a day
4 years ago
yea... thats 11 shots
4 years ago
I don't believe anyone would lie here, right jrob?
4 years ago
i even took the time to apologize to jerkstore.....sorry for the first vid, i didn't know it would look that bad after subbing
4 years ago
no puke ? puke = disqualified
4 years ago
oh its 375ml? i thought it was 500ml
shot is 45ml
4 years ago
so current record is 8 shots
4 years ago
The fact of the matter is Zeke just downed a fucking pint of whiskey. I'd like to see anyone else do it...
4 years ago
half-pint
4 years ago
this judge says the entry is not valid
4 years ago
pint = 500ml so not quite a pint
4 years ago
nothing about this vidya is good
4 years ago
i think there was puking foulplay
4 years ago
the drunk in 60 is most definitely valid,the other is debateable
4 years ago
did you puke zeke ?
4 years ago
I do like the folk Mettalica.
4 years ago
like i said below... there was no alphabet
4 years ago
so i guess jerkstore has 2 days to come up with a response or it goes to zeke.. unless someone can beat 8 shots
4 years ago
fuck you guys, no one is doing the alphabet
4 years ago
How many shots do you need?
4 years ago
TO TINYCHAT WE GO
4 years ago
i did the alphabet fgt
4 years ago
9 in 60seconds tool
4 years ago
well 9 would beat 8 :P
4 years ago
no alphabet then it's not the challenge. simple as that
4 years ago
THIS LADY RIGHT HERE
4 years ago
he's got 30 min for the alphabet.
4 years ago
what happens if he dies before the 30 min cause of the amount of alcohol he did? posthumous award for something at least?
4 years ago
he gets the title "The Legend of The Iron Lung" then
4 years ago
liver... LIVER
not lung
4 years ago
pixelated tombstone
4 years ago
I like Iron Lung.... Lungs worked fine it was the liver that got him
4 years ago
You don't know how many cigarettes he smokes a day.
4 years ago
yak it's 375 ml, that's 10.4 something @ 1.5 oz
so ten shots
4 years ago
ten shots kept off camera
4 years ago
and no jerkstore I didn't puke.....even drank a 12 pack after that
now I'm going sober for a couple months
If need be I will reclaim the title in January
4 years ago
I knew you wouldn't die zeke.
http://muchosucko.com/110666/Epic-Brofist
4 years ago
tbh I was a little nervous about it, which is why I ate a quadburger
4 years ago
Still, I had faith in your liver, you've put it through worse.

But on a real note, maybe it's time to give it a break.
4 years ago
* DushanMandik says as he's been riding the Silver Bullet since 9 AM.... :/ *
4 years ago
oh I was planning on it all along, just needed to go out with a bang
but yeah, sobriety til 2014, scouts honor
4 years ago
as soon as I sober up that is....
4 years ago
Cold turkey isn't the way to go. Fill your time with hobbies/chores/something and just remember you can drink when you WANT...that's how I beat my alcoholism. I drink like a few times a month now....you know I used to stay plastered 24/7.
4 years ago
I'm hopefully gonna buy a home....that'll give me something to do
refurnishing, repairs, pinterest shit......i'll be good
4 years ago
That sounds like a solid plan. Plenty to keep you pre-occupied and striving for. :)
4 years ago
lol @ "beat" and lol @ "alcoholism"
4 years ago
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8
4 years ago
go back to 4chan
4 years ago
LOL @ Bonoob, cut and dry. Fuck off AW.
4 years ago
He's a 4chan reject. even those fucks don't want him.
4 years ago
refurnish = refurbish
4 years ago
BTW, did you just wake up from your tea binge bonoob? It's 2:20...musta put you to sleep quickly bucky.
4 years ago
Jroob, for the like, you can fite me irl anytime brez!
4 years ago
STFU counts for shit, be about it or be nothing fagut.
4 years ago
I'll fuck your head up so bad nobody will call you out for having a circle anymore bre.
4 years ago
I don't know how I came up with 10.....it was 8 like yak said
4 years ago
500ml ;(
4 years ago
That's not a fifth though, is it?
I can't see it all fitting in that glass.
4 years ago
It was a pint, 375 ml
4 years ago
ok, so it isn't a pint. I've always called mickeys pints.....
4 years ago
so it was 8.4 shots @ 1.5 oz
4 years ago
so we'll just say 8 is the number to beat
4 years ago
Jesusfuckingchristalmighty
4 years ago
Light weight.
4 years ago
first time anyones ever said that...
4 years ago
ZING
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster bows *
4 years ago
If you did half of what Mr. Hitler just did, I'd bet you'd consider me doing you with my nose.

* toolman961 didn't tell her that the tongue was involved too *
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster leaves before this gets any creepier *
4 years ago
I'm not a creep, I'm Dr. OSK
4 years ago
Dr. OSK?
4 years ago
My wife calls me that, oral sex king.
Well, she used too.
4 years ago
IOC :/ not a fan
4 years ago
oic*
4 years ago
IOC?
4 years ago
this made me ill just watching it :(
4 years ago
I think I got a hangover from watching it :(
4 years ago
I think I got a chub from watching it.
4 years ago
I dry heaved when he started to gulp the whiskey
4 years ago
Whiskey is like mothers milk.
4 years ago
I had a shot of Kraken on my birthday and nearly vomited :( I am weak, my drunken days are over
4 years ago
if your mothers was a king cobra with antlers
4 years ago
You don't know her, do you?
4 years ago
not saying for fear of reprisal
4 years ago
first mucho challenge fatality coming up it seems ;/
4 years ago
yikes.... I hope not
4 years ago
He's a pro, no worries mate.
4 years ago
Yeah but pushing a pro in drinking, sometimes ends badly.
4 years ago
what? you were unbanned for this, fuck off you cunt
4 years ago
there was no alphabet :(
4 years ago
yeah,alphebet or gtfo
4 years ago
That comes in 30 minutes.
4 years ago
bullshit zeke wont every talk on his videos
4 years ago
the entire submission is hereby thrown out without the abc's
4 years ago
the alphabet is gay... whats the point? doesnt prove anything... if anything it might be mildly amusing...
4 years ago
walking a straight line would be funnier
4 years ago
Zeke just adjusting his fucking laptop is a riot when he's plastered, probably off singing little mermaid to the poor girl at the corner store
4 years ago
hand stand would be funnier :(
4 years ago
:((((((((
4 years ago
I passed every test until he said, say your ABC's without singing them, then I went to jail.
4 years ago
Hi Deja! Welcome back.
4 years ago
I guess the more i convert it the more squished it gets...
4 years ago
cuz i 'converted' every time to add to the vid
4 years ago
Although there was meant to be no camera trickery/cuts and your drinks were out of shot.
Credit where its due, nice one!
4 years ago
... and nice advert for the old tee'em up golf center!
4 years ago
bonu is soooo butt hurt right now.
4 years ago
I'm sure he is devising a way to cheat his way to beating zeke right now all teary eyed and breaking his gammies stuff
4 years ago
i am the only legit competition guy
4 years ago
your the court jester

* Magawd throws rotten fruit at bucky *
4 years ago
YOU'RE
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Grammy's going to be mad in the morning.
4 years ago
i wouldnt sell that chipmonk short..hes pretty much proven he needs to be the top dog
4 years ago
(8:22:32 PM) dik: i finfit hard to believe zeke could drink a mickey that fat...really doubt it..if he did look out his ex
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
But I bet he didn't tape it.
4 years ago
you could have corrected the spelling..
4 years ago
Been to the beer store dik?
4 years ago
Man, I could use a beer aboot now.....
4 years ago
*punch in the cunt
4 years ago
british summer time has now ended, you fuckers.
4 years ago
i cant wait for the sappy youtube links that are going to follow this 5(
4 years ago
If Zeke is still conscious I'll be amazed
4 years ago
ya,he hasnt commented in a while :(
4 years ago
Someone should have gotten him in tiny while he was still lucid, so we could keep an eye on him :(
4 years ago
*record and post
4 years ago
well, guess that puts any of the challenges out for me. no way i can beat that.
4 years ago
when I drank I could down anything in a heartbeat but keeping that much down for any length of time would be foolish
4 years ago
Magawd could down anything.... anything
4 years ago
don't be mad brah
4 years ago
Can you still down anything?
4 years ago
howzabout my butt nuggets
4 years ago
you should just slink away now bucky, your butthurt is getting the best of you
4 years ago
maybe if you suck ten cocks in ten minutes over at 4chan they will let you back into the club
4 years ago
magawd - i don't think you have to keep it down for this challenge, just have the abc's after 30 min. unfortunately for me, i don't vomit and get drunk off 1 shot anymore... so 9 is out of the question.
4 years ago
yeah that would be poison territory
4 years ago
i'm not challenging deja's authority, but dude I keep my shit down, and in my mind no one is worthy unless they do
any chump like boner could down a half gallon and immediately puke it back up
4 years ago
do the abc vid to make it official
4 years ago
abc's while trying to walk a straight line and touch your nose if you want to show off
4 years ago
what if he does it on cam and we confirm?
4 years ago
it's processing
4 years ago
i still need to make a shout out though....
4 years ago
30 minutes are up zeke, do your abc's
4 years ago
I think zeke is currently laying in a puddle of his own vomit
4 years ago
he's dead hopefully.

or at least passed out. we may be without him fora few horus
4 years ago
Hey , Wow , just looked, and no vid from bono yet. Imagine that..
4 years ago
must be slow internet cuz they both said they submitted at roughly the same time
4 years ago
Bono must still be on dial up.
4 years ago
i did not submit, it just got done rendering as flv
4 years ago
*editing
4 years ago
that too
4 years ago
bono your video must be taking a long time processing
4 years ago
STOP COMMENTING SO I CAN KEEP UP!
4 years ago
SHUT THE FUCK UP jrob
4 years ago
you guys are mean
4 years ago
I didn't use to be until you joined.
4 years ago
Hey zekebro...for future reference, grape soda is the best bourbon chaser there is. Cuts the taste completely.
4 years ago
You look constipated in the thumbnail
4 years ago
whether you are the drunk in 60 champ or the 6 in 60 champ remains to be seen..but you are the champ of creepy expressions.
you could say a word here or there as well.
4 years ago
I can drink that much over the span of a few hours but in 60 seconds, fuck that.
4 years ago
Makes my mouth dry just watching this >.<
Good job tho (haven't seen the aftermath vids yet)
4 years ago
Don't watch them.
4 years ago
It's that bad huh
4 years ago
It's just him being weird and drunk.
Just don't bother.
4 years ago
Haha ok
4 years ago
"I don't know how I squished the vid"
...what does that mean?
PFFTTTTHH
4 years ago
i converted it too many times
4 years ago
Holy Fuck!! I've been gone for three days, I get back, and Zeke has made CNN news? What the fuck?!?!


* PunkyBruiser googles Zeke. 8) *
4 years ago
Dude, you rock in my book. As long as you get mushy. 8P
4 years ago
Idk if it's in that one or the first one I did, but there's a message for you in there somewhere
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser searches "zeke" *
4 years ago
Found it!!!
4 years ago
I'm weening myself off with coors light right now :/
4 years ago
8.5 shots and a 12 pack :(
4 years ago
I'm trying to catch up. You fucks, are outta hand. hahaha..
4 years ago
You bring me many smiles, Zekey.




^NO HOMO
4 years ago
There, yak. 8P
4 years ago
Where the hell were you during all of this punky?
4 years ago
jacking off.
4 years ago
well speed it up then..
4 years ago
NO. I'm a smooth operator. 8P
4 years ago
punky watch "the moochies"
4 years ago
I do not want to smooch with you, Zeke.
4 years ago
ohw..."moochies". My bad.. 8(
4 years ago
search it......then watch prolapse queen
4 years ago
ok..ok
4 years ago
wait...HELL NO!!!
4 years ago
Ahhh, prolapse queen..
4 years ago
what would I need to drink and how fast to beat this? I'm not watching this for 7 minutes
4 years ago
9 shots of 80 proof in under 60 seconds
4 years ago
though if you do beat it.....game on
4 years ago
fuck that
4 years ago
actually drumrave you only need 8, seeing as how I am the legitimate champ at 7
4 years ago
thats still too much
4 years ago
i drank 7










in two tries :(
4 years ago
so 3.5 is my average
4 years ago
hey drummy

you sound like a gigantic pussy.
4 years ago
so uh...

stop being a gigantic pussy.
4 years ago
you know bono, if you want to hold onto the title for a little bit you could do 9 and have bragging rights til the new year
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4u8aERj.png
4 years ago
do you have any tips other than "be a hard alcoholic for years" ?
4 years ago
Just noticed I am a judge for the challenges ...
* DangerousDug puffs out chest *
4 years ago
i just imagined dug as foghorn leghorn :(
4 years ago
I say .... I say now boy
4 years ago
yeah bono, eat a fatty burger before hand and try not to fill up on daddy's semen
4 years ago
oh and give yak remote access to your computer or whatever so we can all watch you die of alcohol poisoning
4 years ago
Well, you only did the equivalent of ONE more shot than I did, and I was good to go a few hours later.

Death is an overstatement.
4 years ago
well then get to work
I'll be reclaiming the title in january though
4 years ago
hey do me a favor, and mention "January" every day to yak
4 years ago
Zeke, do you still want to like me?
4 years ago
maybe in january I'll think about it
4 years ago
but would you ever want to be my friend?
4 years ago
ask me again in january
4 years ago
what are you doing in january?
4 years ago
i'm taking all your titles from you
4 years ago
zeke,will you be my nephew?
4 years ago
do you want me to call you Uncle Chester?
4 years ago
and when are you doing that?
4 years ago
IN JANUARY
4 years ago
jrob is a troll, I want to hear zeke say it
4 years ago
say what?
4 years ago
what are you doing, and when are you doing it?
4 years ago
I am stripping you of all your titles somewhere on or around the new year.
4 years ago
Really? How?
4 years ago
why the wait?
4 years ago
wut?
4 years ago
why would you wait to do those things?
4 years ago
I'm not following
4 years ago
Fill in the blanks:

I, the muchosucko user colloquially known as "Zeke", am going to do _________ challenges on or near the date ________, because _______________.
4 years ago
I, the muchosucko user colloquially known as xzekiel, am going to attempt all challenges that muchosucko user colloquially known as bono holds titles to at some point during the month of january, because fuck that little faggot.
4 years ago
2 beers in 8.6 seconds - you have a chance.

pizza rolls - ... No one has come close in 2 years.
4 years ago
Holy shit Zeke, you the man
4 years ago
I almost puked just looking at the full glass.
4 years ago
and here i considered myself an alcoholic, well done booze hound
4 years ago
Zeke you are a mucho legend man
4 years ago
Asskisser
3 years ago
if you'd promise to not fuck me in the ass when I'm passed out I'd have a drink with you
4 years ago
Bet you say that to all the guys
3 years ago
What a baldheaded goon
3 years ago
Hey , I got hair
3 years ago
And a Donnay top
3 years ago
You look like the most earnest of pedophiles in that pic
3 years ago
How do you know what a pedo looks like
3 years ago
Steven_Seagull [PRO] |



member for 8 years


3 years ago
nuffsaid
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/GREbP86.jpg
3 years ago
^hair
3 years ago
and the end of time begins
2 months ago
i admit to being at least a little curious as to the fate of the games-meister

1 - (most probable) he hit the noob troll wall 3 years too late and too much of a pussy to admit it
2 - toolman shot him
3 - mama
3 years ago
by 3 you mean gramma

but it's 4 - talked about his "episodes til banning" again and got himself banned
3 years ago
i could email him and try to get an answer
3 years ago
don't. if by some fluke he's just forgotten about this place don't remind him
3 years ago
meh - i'm not that curious
3 years ago
to Poop
hey bitch are you banned or did you just give up on us?
3 years ago
too late
3 years ago
Poop McDookieDick <tylerr@dildomail.com>
if you guys wanna send him some dick pics
3 years ago
we don't want to step on your toes jrob
3 years ago
or anything...
3 years ago
somebodys a little jelly
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/4u8aERj.png
3 years ago
holy crap...it mini you!
3 years ago
lol bono's reply


Hello,

My apologies for the automated reply, but if you are reading this it is because I am dead.

If you need to get in touch with me, please kill yourself.

- Tyler
3 years ago
Cool
3 years ago
very cool indeed
3 years ago
HAHAHA
2 months ago
Shouldn't be admissible because as soon as the glass went out of shot any sort of tom foolery could have happened.
3 years ago
Bono is the rightful holder of the title.
3 years ago
Well there's another vid where it stayed in frame and I did a pint and a half.........sooo
3 years ago
well if that's the case then i retract the second comment.
3 years ago
unless that other video isn't on here. if it's not then the second comment stands.
3 years ago
touché
3 years ago
what is that milky creamy stuff?
3 years ago
(twss)
3 years ago
That's What Steven Said?

in regards to your story from earlier with the friend....
3 years ago
egg nog seagull, egg nog
I was shooting for two challenges in one
and failed miserably
because believe it or not dairy products don't make a good whiskey chaser
3 years ago
oh i thought it was pepto-bismol or something...
3 years ago
I'm guessing this was after I got hit in the head.

Was looking for a comparison, but this was after.
8 months ago
Idk why I'm here talking to myself
8 months ago
It's because you are a faggot.
8 months ago
Yep, that's it definitely.
8 months ago
Tbh, blacking out and getting blacked out are two very different things for me.
8 months ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BT_IFLCxYWI
2 months ago
recover password
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