points: 35

Second Attempt, Even Worse

I got the first two down easy, but the third got me quick.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted October 26th 2013

144 comments
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I can do some shots now, just not tonight.
4 years ago
fake thats gingerale
4 years ago
Go blow yourself, I could drink me some ginger ale.
4 years ago
and he said bonu's vid was fake
4 years ago
"oh look at me im toolman and im gonna drink a random liquid"
4 years ago
gtfo out of here
4 years ago
-o
4 years ago
why
4 years ago
please explain
4 years ago
is it because you live in a trailer court?
4 years ago
I told you I fail worse but you wanted to see it, ass bite.
4 years ago
you watching the hockey game, toolie?
4 years ago
well if you didnt post it you wouldve been banhammered
although my two year old daughter couldve drank more ginger ale than that
4 years ago
No Heather, who's playing the Pens?
4 years ago
Leafs, duh :P
4 years ago
I think I told you before to go blow yourself, have you done that yet jrob?
4 years ago
im not as flexible as i once was
4 years ago
^mean drunk
4 years ago
I knew you were in Canuckville, I just didn't remember where because I do remember you being pissed that the Pens won last time you commented on it, Who's winning?
4 years ago
the good guys.
4 years ago
I see that possum.
4 years ago
What period?
4 years ago
not even that drunk,but if you bite me i bite back
4 years ago
games over...now.
4 years ago
Come on dude, it's all in the fun of Mucho, but I'm not going to cheat to prove anything to you!
4 years ago
Montreal won then?
4 years ago
youve been fucking with me the last few days :'(
4 years ago
yep... the Montreal Maple Leafs
4 years ago
Just your post.
4 years ago
Four comments in a row up there tool...
4 years ago
I had a dik moment.
4 years ago
You know what I mean?
4 years ago
sometimes it carries you.
4 years ago
makes you think in an abnormal way.
4 years ago
maybe because it's getting cold
4 years ago
I'll try and do better next time.
4 years ago
so is the challenge for beer or shots? cuz i hate beer, but i can drink shots without puking. and can i take it anally not through the piehole?
4 years ago
challenge is 6 beers in a min

or as many fucking shots as possible
4 years ago
but we all know you won't do it, so fuck off?
4 years ago
oh bono, youre so mean.... cant you just suck my balls like a good bitch and not talk?
4 years ago
What album & track is playing in the background?
4 years ago
Frank Zappa- Guitars, Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
4 years ago
Another one I haven't heard yet... downloading as we type.
4 years ago
you gotta lick the balls if youre gonna give a good bj
4 years ago
get tha fuggouttaher
4 years ago
Look up "Any Kind Of Pain" off the album "Broadway The Hard Way" that's another good guitar riff.
4 years ago
In the download queue right now...
4 years ago
How'd you like Sexual Harassment?
4 years ago
I like it any time I can get it...

I'm still waiting for the downloads to finish... I've got about 10 albums downloading....
4 years ago
Jrobs jelly lol
4 years ago
FAKE
4 years ago
couldn't even drink 1.5 glasses of your own piss?
4 years ago
24 ounce glasses to begin with, had half of the second down in 28 seconds, but lost it and didn't feel like puking since I had a throat full of fiber glass insulation since I worked all day getting ready for winter. Ripped down the ceiling in my garage to insulate that, and already hung the dry wall, by myself. Did the little room under my front porch today and with what I had left over, I started the outside wall in my attic until I ran out. My nose is still running and I'm still sneezing from it. What did you do today other then ask grammy for a blow job like she used too when you were a baby?
4 years ago
well, let's see...

I woke up around 10 AM, played GTA 5, got some lunch at Subway, then bought a bottle of Brandy
4 years ago
and wished death on like 3 people
4 years ago
So nothing really. Oh, I forgot to mention that I also took care of the oaf in between all that to. You know, coffee, teeth brushing, washed up,, breakfast, which today was oat meal since it was like 29 degrees this morning, medicine, lunch, which was only a turkey sandwich on wheat bread, in between going to all the bathroom, then made diner, Meat loaf, mashed potatoes from REAL potatoes, and frozen corn, then I failed at the 6 in 60 again and now it's 9:30 and it's time for her evening medicine. I'll be back in a minute.
4 years ago
MuchoBook™
4 years ago
if it's any consolation, Tooly, if I ever won the lotto I'd think of giving you some of it maybe
4 years ago
Just did her dinner dishes and got myself a pickle cause I'm a pickle smoocher.
4 years ago
and I doubt you would bonu
4 years ago
on the other hand, if I won the lottery, I'd throw a Mucho party and give everyone who came like 10,000 grand but I'd have a print out of everything everyone said on Mucho and see if there ass could back up there mouths.
4 years ago
when i win the lottery i'm donating my body to science
4 years ago
Well, if me memory serves, I don't think I've ever said anything particularly mean to the Toolman.

At a big meetup, the #1 ass to beat on my list would be, you guessed it:

rking
4 years ago
I'm with you possum, when Publishers Clearing House knocks on my door, I 'd empty my bile's and die right there.
4 years ago
you look like some dad from a sitcom
4 years ago
a lovable oaf who has an inexplicably hot wife and 2 beautiful kids.

4 years ago
well... he's got the oaf part anyway
4 years ago
Fuck you bonu!
4 years ago
and if you did all those shots, why still aware of everything going on?
4 years ago
shoulda seen me like 2 hours ago, i couldn't form a sentence
4 years ago
i miss Tr
4 years ago
listen here junior tr is in chat if want to bear witness to his verbosity
4 years ago
okay i'm good now thnks
4 years ago
he's pretty disgruntled about barret making his vid
4 years ago
err zeke's
4 years ago
It is bullshit but the video is one of the better if not best OC's on Mucho.
4 years ago
i could link you at least three that are better (all by barret)
4 years ago
Why would we want to hang out around the likes of a commonly known welcher?
4 years ago
Yeah, well, that's just your opinion man.
4 years ago
how many charts and graphs is Tr currently using to gruntle with?
4 years ago
he's no jones
4 years ago
i dont wanna go to chat - can i get a play by play?
4 years ago
I can give you a map of Jackie's forehead if that helps.
4 years ago
Jones is instigating right now and I can smell it.
4 years ago
(9:18:51 PM) tr_willk: you should pass that right along, sweetmeat
(9:19:07 PM) heather: lol
(9:19:08 PM) tr_willk: because barret still has to do it
(9:19:12 PM) heather: yep
(9:19:13 PM) tr_willk: that being "fair" and all
(9:19:14 PM) heather: he does
(9:19:26 PM) heather: he could also just.. not do it
(9:19:41 PM) tr_willk: i guess you aren't hip to what's happening, huh?
(9:19:45 PM) tr_willk: no surprise there
(9:20:00 PM) tr_willk: since, word was, barret has to do mine since he did zeke's
(9:20:17 PM) heather: cant wait
(9:21:02 PM) tr_willk: no shit, bb
(9:21:09 PM) tr_willk: everyone knows you're hot to see my abs
(9:21:12 PM) tr_willk: that's old news
(9:21:18 PM) tr_willk: oh wait, this is where you deny it
(9:21:32 PM) heather: last i heard you were sending yak videos of you sucking in hardcore
(9:21:36 PM) heather: thats what i heard anyway
(9:23:44 PM) tr_willk: yeah, i'm sure you think you hear lots of things, kid
(9:23:47 PM) tr_willk: "hardcore"
(9:23:49 PM) tr_willk: that's funny
4 years ago
relief map?
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
tr - dik with a funyotomy
4 years ago
Beer doesn't taste good after eating a Clossen's pickle.
4 years ago
Probably need moar pickle, never too much pickle
4 years ago
it's Claussen you silly polack
4 years ago
It's a gnomonic chart Possum, if that helps you at all.
4 years ago
dont make me link it already dog
4 years ago
Link what? 48089?
4 years ago
Btw, what was all that bullshit you were spewing about me while I was gone?
4 years ago
oh snap son
4 years ago
* possum shit-eating grins and backs away slowly *
4 years ago
* toolman961 turns his back and walks towards dik's beer store *
4 years ago
I remember something about gay sailors
4 years ago
tool is not helping the possum here
4 years ago
Oh, did I type that out loud?
4 years ago
No Jones, it's all lies, you should never listen to bonu.
4 years ago
Ahem.
4 years ago
Love the shorts, honoring your Norwegian heritage no doubt.
4 years ago
meh - he is a polack i think
4 years ago
honestly - what kind of a last name is that Tool?

Greek?
4 years ago
Quit pissing on my fantasies.
4 years ago
owh no no no no no no
4 years ago
My last name ends in "is", can you tell me what that is?
4 years ago
sometjhing slavic thats for sure
4 years ago
I'll give you a hint, it's right next to Polack..
4 years ago
not that that's a bad thing
4 years ago
Hungarian?
4 years ago
could you cache a small czech?
4 years ago
and the main reason why I feel that the darkies shouldn't collect reparations off of me is because I'm only second generation American born after my father.
4 years ago
Possum cheated by looking at his many maps.
4 years ago
My grandparents fled the Russian invasion.
4 years ago
I still haven't seen my nationality yet.
4 years ago
Ukrainian?
4 years ago
Holy FUCK people, there's like only two countries on either side of Poland! I think.
4 years ago
agreed in a way - when the Civil War was going on my great-grandpappy was smoking codfish
4 years ago
Ukraine,Slovakia,Belarus,czech,Germany and lithuania all touch Poland.

Maps.
4 years ago
A Minnesota Viking?
4 years ago
inB4 euphemism
4 years ago
WTF does inB4 stand for?
4 years ago
Finland.
4 years ago
Your mouth should only be used for one thing Barret 8D
4 years ago
agreed
4 years ago
at least GetHigh mentioned it.
4 years ago
* possum owh no no no no no's now *
4 years ago
One last hint: The hill of crosses.
4 years ago
San Marino
4 years ago
Go fuck my dead mother!
4 years ago
Lithuanians be a fun bunch
4 years ago
Thank you Toaster
4 years ago
I do what I can
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster celebrates Lithuania day errrr year *
4 years ago
Drinking in the laundry room. sweet.
4 years ago
so them glasses are what we in the uk call pint glasses ? yes
4 years ago
*those
4 years ago
A pint here is 16 ounces, those glasses were 24 ounces, I'm not in the UK. And our beers come in 7, 12, 16, 24, & 32 ounce cans, 12 & 16 in a bottle.
4 years ago
Christ you gotta be a rocket doctor or something to figure this stuff out.
4 years ago
No, just a drunk.
4 years ago
And now for something totally different.
4 years ago
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