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Jerkstore Drunk in 60

Representing Colorado, raised out of Michigan.

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by JerkStore

submitted October 26th 2013

311 comments
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That's a sweet bong Yo!..See, this I like, cuz, it has weed in it.
4 years ago
Donkey cock is what you like.
4 years ago
Thatdud420 and bicho should hook up.
4 years ago
I want to hook up with the weed inside that bong only.
4 years ago
Michigan explains your douch-ness
4 years ago
ahh.. a little wolverine -buckeye rivalry bullshit huh
4 years ago
Just a bit..... Impressive chug of 4 full shots..... Jrob's shots were not up to your standards
4 years ago
Dug, are you going to be entering the "the games"?
4 years ago
this one in particular.
4 years ago
Was thinking about it.... but I would have to do it with 'shine of course
4 years ago
Nothin wrong with a lil hill billy twist in it.
4 years ago
was thinking how I could prove it was over 80 proof.... it is actually 160-170 proof.... I suppose set it on fire and then put it back out and go from there
4 years ago
well.. to be fair... i think it should be inbetween 80-90 proof liquor
4 years ago
My first run 'shine is 105 proof, but doesn't burn very well
4 years ago
unless you wanna fedex me some of that shit dug
4 years ago
Ha.... would give you some in a second, but ain't gonna mail it again... EVER
4 years ago
why? What happened the first time you mailed it?
4 years ago
dang ol dang..... well, maybe next time im Ohio-way ill hit you up..... wait, nvm, ill never be Ohio-way. Sorry bro, your state is not vacationable.... (no offense kirk)
4 years ago
Like I said before if you know a truck driver or something that passes though here every once in awhile I could meet him and send some your way
4 years ago
where are you in relation to Flint.... Im back there at least once a year
4 years ago
Jawz.... sent some before to get the ban hammer lifted and it got intercepted in Canadian customs and made my life miserable for awhile.
4 years ago
lol aww damn! that sucks.
4 years ago
Long ways from there.... I live in the most southern part of Ohio.... Right across the river from West Virginia and Kentucky
4 years ago
yeah, prolly wont happen... i mean, i love some shine, got it a few times out here, homebrewers and such... but id rather chill out and smoke some DMT or heroin... Colorado is great man.. ever been out this way?
4 years ago
No I have not... but would love to. Now that I got my house paid off I got some extra money to do some real vacations. Hope to get out west in the next year or so
4 years ago
fuck im drunk as fuck. fuck you whunu!
4 years ago
You are Borracho and Stoned..Look at you! : )
4 years ago
put it back in your pants please
4 years ago
Goddamn. I love you jerkstore.

10/10- would smoke and drink with you man.
4 years ago
put it back in your pants please
4 years ago
well wow
4 years ago
put it back in your pants please
4 years ago
too late
4 years ago
Im calling fake. You're wearing short sleeves in Colorado and it's almost November. You'd have to be stoned in order to do something like that.

Wait...nm...
4 years ago
ive got the window open... its only 50degrees right now... was kinda warm today
4 years ago
and im warm blooded as fuck
4 years ago
So am I...but damn its warmer there than it is here in VA. :-/
4 years ago
I'm told it isn't all that cold in VA atm except in the morning
4 years ago
SHENANIGANS
4 years ago
Its 34 here atm bitch...go fuck yourself.
4 years ago
Same here and it's supposed to get colder tonight but start warming up throughout the week.
4 years ago
Fuck it I'm doing my 60/6 video next w.eek
4 years ago
alright, dont welch, fgt
4 years ago
I wont, ill take a bong hit just before i chug.
4 years ago
word.
4 years ago
epic beard jerky
4 years ago
put it back in your pants please
4 years ago
what? my wallet?
I'm gonna go pro asshead
4 years ago
i cant believe you have a bigger beard than i do you fuck
4 years ago
a year and a half running... catch up fgt
4 years ago
My dead grandmother has a bigger beard than you do yak...
4 years ago
hey yak, so did i win the drunk in 60 challenge or what
4 years ago
ive been growing mine for like 4 months ;/
i guess ill catch up in another month or two ;/
4 years ago
and yes.. see down
4 years ago
i highly recommend using a boar hair bristle brush... does wonders
4 years ago
i use my fingers :(
4 years ago
boar bristle man... youll see results in 48 hrs guaranteed
4 years ago
I used one of those on my head and all my hair fell out.
4 years ago
head hair and face hair are different though
4 years ago
I'd like to meet your tailor!
4 years ago
bip!
4 years ago
You should see my ass hair, oh wait, you have, nevermind.
4 years ago
i believe we have a champion
4 years ago
as far as a title goes... since you got the first.. you can probably pick a better one... the current 'title' is 'the iron liver'
but if you can think of anything more appropriate im open to it
4 years ago
"the iron liver" is perfect..
4 years ago
yeah!
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
REALLY! I did 4 shots of crown, more like 8 shots of crown in 55 seconds, and it wasn't even a challenge.
4 years ago
you're so fuzzy! beards are great
4 years ago
would it hurt you to say a fucking word?
4 years ago
did we change the rules of drunk in 60? why is everyone doing it with beer after shots.
4 years ago
what are you talking about bro... that was pretty legit
4 years ago
it was totally legit, I just don't get why everyone is chasing it with a lesser beverage.
4 years ago
sorry to disappoint man, i mean, thats the way we do it out here... whiskey shots with beer chasers
4 years ago
Hey yak when I do 5 shots, will JerkStore lose his title, or does everyone who sets a record get to keep it forever?
4 years ago
you do 5 and ill do 6 sucka... that was nothing....
4 years ago
lol 6

Motherfucker, do you realize what you're dealing with?
4 years ago
yes.
4 years ago
2 beers in 8.6 seconds after eating a gas station pizza. That's what you're dealing with. My body is toxic.
4 years ago
got at least a decade of liver seasoning on you bro....
4 years ago
bring it.
4 years ago
+1 for "liver seasoning"
4 years ago
Actually... I need to go shopping for bigger glasses... I think the mistake everyone is making in the "6 in 60" is drinking 6 individual beers. I can chug 24 ozs at a time with the same recovery period as 12....

Stacking shots in a big glass was clever.
4 years ago
Unfortunately for you nobody has bigger cheeks and less of a gag reflex than me.
4 years ago
lol.. you big-cheeked bastard... cmon man, give it your all
4 years ago
TO THE 24 HOUR WALMART
4 years ago
HOOOOOOOOOOO
4 years ago
jerkstore is the current champion... if you do 5 before you get a title he has 48 hours to respond
4 years ago
and what if I do 26 and die on cam?
4 years ago
ill put a little pixel tombstone by your alias
4 years ago
truly you are a saint
4 years ago
so what happens when there are 5 or 6 custom titles and I have them all?
4 years ago
do i become based god?
4 years ago
put your dick where your mouth is fool
4 years ago
i guess word wrap comes into play :(
tho as soon as someone gets the 6 in 60 properly you lose the master of games...
4 years ago
I think I've said this before but back in high school I was able to perform autofellatio.
4 years ago
tru storee
4 years ago
FUCK YOU I AINT LOSIN NOTHING

THIS WEEKEND - EVERYTHING IS COMING UP BONO
4 years ago
alrighy, talkin a lot of shit right now
4 years ago
I will puke on your record
4 years ago
bono is like a self-summer blockbuster movie trailer
4 years ago
Well done Jerk
4 years ago
I see you took the hint on the choice of music. You go and do a 360 on me!
4 years ago
if i did a 360 i would be RIGHT BACK WHERE I STARTED!
4 years ago
you kids need some help in music accompaniment
4 years ago
o_O

I pressed play for the beard
* L0RD_QU3S0 standing ovations for the first iron liver champion *
4 years ago
have you cut your mouth beard area?
4 years ago
never bro, never
4 years ago
you must be a messy eater like me :(
i buy a cream puff from the store and its like entertainment for the whole family watching me :(
4 years ago
the best is when im drinking vegetable juice... it looks like a murder scene on my face
4 years ago
me drinking pints out of pint glasses = fail :(
thats pretty much why i cant do the 6 in 60... ill be accused of tampering becaues my beard will soak up like 50% of the liquid
4 years ago
+1 team gross beard eaters
4 years ago
I think you're just ascared yak.
4 years ago
Now that's pro
* loslobos raises cup of morning coffee in honor *
4 years ago
Good music choice too
4 years ago
hey loslobos... wanna make-out ?
4 years ago
Can I join in?
4 years ago
i dont see why not....
4 years ago
Sweet deal. I'll take it
4 years ago
Syringe on the remote control, nice touch.
4 years ago
n1 unibomber
4 years ago
you shouldve shot up afterwards
also you had like 50 seconds to spare
thanks for not showing me up too bad :(
4 years ago
And you should've shut up afterwards.
4 years ago
*crickets*
4 years ago
Highest ranked post yet.
4 years ago
fucking bumpfags
4 years ago
I'm assuming it was mod bumped. Only 32 votes, contra the 83 from the menstruation post.
4 years ago
Same goes for the 45 votes on the Punky video.
4 years ago
my puke vid was bumped too
4 years ago
Of course, if it wasn't for the modbumping, the list would just be pages of AW boobs.
4 years ago
theres some quality stuff in there too
4 years ago
Yeah...
4 years ago
yeah....
4 years ago
Pepsi?
4 years ago
look at my avy Jones..
4 years ago
For the last time Heather, I don't want sex you you creep.
4 years ago
* Heather runs away weeping *


BARRET SAID THIS WOULD WORK
4 years ago
Weird, worked when i did it with possum...
4 years ago
* Jones goes back to doing willksearch on the bump scandal *
4 years ago
Well there you have it - of the top 12 posts, 6 were bumped.
http://i.imgur.com/OsyTGAH.jpg
4 years ago
All that bumping... yet we lost the pole. meh
4 years ago
Hahaha, its like we don't even need TR anymore.
4 years ago
For those of you having difficulties following - the blue bar being lower than the red one means that even if all voters were pro, it still didn't match the current score.. Alse - Map!
http://i.imgur.com/dof0V8f.jpg
4 years ago
inb4 abs or ban
4 years ago
It's a FIX!
4 years ago
cool!!!!!
4 years ago
FUCK MOTHERING RED CIRCLES!!
4 years ago
I apologize in advance for what I'm about to do Jerkstore.
4 years ago
finally one of you has the sense to actually prove something
4 years ago
ok yak

just went to the store

gonna do mine

get that fucking title ready
4 years ago
Diseased..
4 years ago
lets hope you got some proper liquor to chug and not some bitch ass blended grain alcohol
4 years ago
I bet he bought shit.
4 years ago
prolly some gordon's huh
4 years ago
Or Seagrams
4 years ago
Bono you should focus on your Bud limes and leave this to the big boys.
4 years ago
^^^ listen to the man.
4 years ago
I can't get past four beers.....but I guarantee you you'll die of alcohol poisoning before I will.
4 years ago
whats wrong with seagrams fgt?
4 years ago
Zeke you just gave me something to look forward to.
4 years ago
I'm waiting for my McQuadâ„¢ to digest.....I'll explain later.
4 years ago
jrob... its rot-gut dude
4 years ago
i like it when im broke if i have the extra money ill go with hennessy though...inb4 nigger
4 years ago
now that i got me some seagrams gin, everybody got they cups but they aint chipped in.......
4 years ago
Been a long time since I had me a good Martini
4 years ago
the first and last time i had martinis ended up with me in a bathroom LITERALLY covered in puke... with the entire bathroom 100% covered in puke as well (yea.. even the ceiling)
4 years ago
to be fair thats happened with other booze too...
4 years ago
nowhere near as extreme
like.. im talking an f5 pukenado
4 years ago
Gin is an acquired taste Yak, If you abuse it you will lose it, literally
4 years ago
it tasted like drinking gasoline
4 years ago
my messiest drunks have been with gin... i still love it though
4 years ago
dry gin martinis are my go-to "classy" drink... weddings, christmas parties.... strip club
4 years ago
The first few times I got drunk it was on my father's (stolen) gin....and of course, I was mixing it with oj :/
Will never drink gin again in my life....or tequila
4 years ago
I didn't know how to mix drinks....so most of those "gin and juice" drinks were like 70% gin
4 years ago
my first legit blackout drunk was new years 94,cheap ass tequila,i was 14,my dad woke me up the next morning,on the bathroom floor :(
4 years ago
yeah thats my problem with hard liquor i always mix my drinks way too strong
4 years ago
ive had my mom wake me up on the bathroom floor.... like 3 years ago
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
thats hot heather
4 years ago
The first time I puked....it was all over myself. Then a friend drove me home, and I had vomit all over me....got in bed.....vomit still all over me and my mother came in. "Don't turn on the light, I feel sea sick." "Um....how was the football game?" "Oh it was awesome, we won." "Ok zeke......."
4 years ago
I know, right? I figured since I was a grown adult, she would leave me in peace, passed out in front of the toilet... wrong.
4 years ago
Stayed over my freinds house when I was 14, parents were gone for the night and next day, first time I ever drank, we got into his fathers bottle of 5 star whiskey, cheap ass garbage and then a bottle of Mr bostons vodka, I woke up on the floor next to a pile of vomit and me covered in it.... good times..
4 years ago
(My high school football team NEVER won games)
4 years ago
My mom used to put my hash pipes on the counter in the kitchen right in front of the basement door after she'd do my laundry.
4 years ago
Never paid too much attention, to busy getting stoned under the bleachers.
4 years ago
My Mom threw away my plants after she found them in my closet..
4 years ago
fuck al you all
4 years ago
first time i ever got drunk was in grade 7 at lunchtime on a school day at this other kids house...he never even made it back to school..in retrospect its a good thing he never died.. and the other guy passed out on his desk....i never got caught
4 years ago
gime a minute to upload
4 years ago
Bout fucking time
4 years ago
sucking dik
4 years ago
My mom took, if you remember what coke snuff was, down to the local police station that I bought at the head shop. Then she took my bag of Quaaludes that I left in the freezer down to the police station because I was all fucked up on Ludes. I got in trouble for that.
4 years ago
js entry is not good, you hav eto do the alphabet after you drink
4 years ago
after 30 minutes
4 years ago
inb4 bono subs 6 mikes hard lemonades in 60
4 years ago
I will be king
4 years ago
That wasn't the challenge you idiot
4 years ago
its the shots ont beer
4 years ago
NOT the beer, the durnk in 60
4 years ago
dildos
4 years ago
Ohh, I thought you said you were sucking cock..
4 years ago
that was an "optional" part of the challenge
4 years ago
Bono... you have serious ego issues, right..... small dick or something... weird dick ?
4 years ago
optional smhoptional, you are a false champ
4 years ago
aka chump
4 years ago
aka ... workerant?
4 years ago
im going with weird dick.....
4 years ago
Alpha Male
4 years ago
i think bono might be drunk
4 years ago
no shit, i feel like punky right right
4 years ago
i mean... NO SHIT!!!!!!!! 8))))

4 years ago
this is how he sees it all
4 years ago
Punky is far better than you, on so many levels..
4 years ago
daaaaaaaaang!
4 years ago
* JerkStore oh snaps *
4 years ago
me and punky are like earthquakes and fires... there is no such thing as "better"
4 years ago
earthquakes cause fires, but fires do not cause earthquakes
4 years ago
* Bono is pro *


4 years ago
you just noticed? :P
4 years ago
Nah, I been holding that one back
4 years ago
in the morning, but athey didnt say who gave it
4 years ago
bono.... you should just step up and go straight for the gauntlet... i mean, its inevitable at the rate youre going....

http://muchosucko.com/92320/Gauntlet-Challenge
4 years ago
MAYBE I FUCKENNNNNNN WILL
4 years ago
* xzekiel taps foot *
4 years ago
youre probably the only one badass/stupid enough to pull it off
4 years ago
I hope you got it subbed before mine bono
I was gonna let you at least touch the belt
4 years ago
your name is only 2 K's away orm being racist
4 years ago
But I got impatient
4 years ago
did you pull it off zeke ?
4 years ago
your name is only one letter away from being boo
4 years ago
you did not sub your shots in 60
4 years ago
uploading.....going for a smoke
4 years ago
i knew i should have gone for more than 4 shots.... plus, i doubt you faggots will be chugging 86 proof bourbon
4 years ago
my money's on zeke, I think
4 years ago
oh my god. dat gaunlet challenge was fucken amazing.
4 years ago
well js did 4 in like 5 seconds,im sure he could do alot more
4 years ago
the gauntlet challenge was good until the stupid 'bonus' ending
4 years ago
i blame johnny knoxville
4 years ago
i would like to hang out with that gauntlet guy
4 years ago
for serious... i want him in my D&D guild
4 years ago
Yeah, that was out of left field like.."uhh..okay bro..now this video went from cool to gay".
4 years ago
currently being processed.....and I'm prepping for my aftermath or w/e video.....I need props.......I'm basically mucho's carrot top
4 years ago
sweet
4 years ago
Zeke has got this shit I am sure
4 years ago
RIP Zeke

xzekiel The Iron Liver
The first time I puked....it was all over myself. Then a friend drove me home, and I had vomit all over me....got in bed.....vomit still all over me and my mother came in. "Don't turn on the light, I feel sea sick." "Um....how was the football game?" "Oh it was awesome, we won." "Ok zeke......."
3 years agoreport spam | like | stfu
11 months ago
...the fuck are you doing back here?
11 months ago
Shouldn't you have a bear with you?

* toolman961 just made a second attempt of 6 in 60 and failed even worse then the first time *
4 years ago
you have to post it you fuck
4 years ago
DEMS DA RULEZ
4 years ago
Really?
4 years ago
in b4 banned
4 years ago
llllllooooool
4 years ago
yup if you announce you are doing it you have to sub it no matter how bad the failure
4 years ago
At the beginning can someone tell me the name of the first song that plays
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
i found it anyway so you can just kill yourself
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
Ha Ha
pwnd
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
Comment 255 :)
4 years ago
nice job Volstagg!
4 years ago
Comment 257 :)
4 years ago
I'M SO TIRED OF YOUR SHIT
4 years ago
why does it still say comments254? it should be more
4 years ago
just shut up
4 years ago
ok but i will be back
4 years ago
Comment 263 :)
4 years ago
hi jrob why do you always like my comments?
4 years ago
because you're awesome buddy,keep up the good work
4 years ago
ha ha ha

thank you
4 years ago
* Sporty slaps jroob with a herring *
4 years ago
Boy was jrob disappointed when he realized i was Volstagg :(
3 years ago
Upvote this sub if you agree SexLord666 is fat and has a small penis.
3 years ago
light weight...
3 years ago
"peace is for everyone"
3 years ago
i most likely wont touch jenbirdy or fries or whats her name.......

i most likely like you peeps
3 years ago
i just spilled milk everywhere
3 years ago
CHEESE EVERYWHERE
3 years ago
and fall on you knees

when christ was born
3 years ago
.....
3 years ago
oh gosh darn i missed zeke zekeing
3 years ago
:)
3 years ago
he should have a verse in the 12 days of xmas
3 years ago
12 days of much xmas, BW gets the crayons out.
3 years ago
*mucho
3 years ago
now i miss Bono
3 years ago
on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a Zeke with partial lucidity.
3 years ago
that was way funnier when I writ it with my crayons.
3 years ago
And a Punky in a dumpster.
2 years ago
four crawling turds
three felched men
two buggered doves
and a cartridge..


meh i got nothin
2 years ago
It's a good start.
2 years ago
Which muchoer responsible for this gem?

https://archive.org/details/pdfy-maIfVwkWLxVuMfPP
3 years ago
I'm saying, probably you.
3 years ago
The "Ass Fairy" hahahaha!
3 years ago
/b/tard*
3 years ago
..and he was never heard from again.
2 years ago
8(
11 months ago
wait... how come all the writing is in reverse except that sign ?
11 months ago
MY HERO!!!!
7 months ago
MY NIGGER!!!!!
7 months ago
HIPPY BITCH HAS GOT, LIKE, 800 UVs..EAT ME RAW, YOU CASUAL LOSER!!
2 months ago
#our new president
2 months ago
You FUCK!!!!!
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XM6P6mygPw
2 months ago
get those skull candies!!!!!
2 months ago
haha. wow.
2 months ago
NO.. YOU!!!
2 months ago
Here ya go punky....
2 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aCK4Bob6a0
2 months ago
Go check your prius...
2 months ago
Go check the oil in your Buick LeSabre, negro.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a_ebqs8U7V4
2 months ago
recover password
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