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Man Commits Suicide

Now that's determination.

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by thatdude420

submitted October 21st 2013

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Man Commits Suicide
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so he killed himself by stabbing himself in the heart like 10 times and then slicing his own throat?

no foul play there at all......... next case
4 years ago
btw never get a job in forensics thatdude420
4 years ago
Don't plan on it. I will leave that to the professionals.
4 years ago
series of events as seen by thatdude420
1) man takes knife and starts slicing his left arm up
2) takes knife in other hand starts slicing his right arm up
3) slices his own throat
4) starts stabbing himself repeatedly in the heart
4 years ago
Maybe he was on drugs.
4 years ago
Maybe you are
4 years ago
Me? Noooo.....never touch the stuff. Drugs are bad, Mmkay.
4 years ago
First stage of recovery is accepting you have an addiction
Second stage is reinacting these pictures above
Third, sub it
4 years ago
How can he sub it if he's dead? You m'lady aren't thinking coherently.
4 years ago
*incoherently
4 years ago
*coherently
4 years ago
He him out then
4 years ago
*help him out then
* loslobos rolls eyes *
4 years ago
real series of events
1) person starts slicing at victim who is using his arms to protect from the knife slashes
2) attacker starts stabbing to get past the victims arms
3) after victim drops to the ground dead or dying attacker slices throat
4 years ago
Case closed.
4 years ago
Yak is no columbo
4 years ago
Since when do you see an attacked victim protect themselves with the inner forearm ?
4 years ago
Also where the slashes are so uniform ...
4 years ago
if he raised his arm up clutching his heart/chest area after being stabbed the first time, it'd be getting repeatedly slashed from the stabs to follow
4 years ago
So if he was clutching at his chest wouldn't his outer forearms be facing his attacker
4 years ago
* loslobos goes csi mucho *

Murder: I'd say the killer is new to this, the cuts on the throat looks like they've been performed by a person not knowing where the main artery is. Its done sloppy. It's also common to mutilate the body by random cutting, shown on the arms. Maybe as an attempt to pass this off as a suicide, done wrong but still.
Suicide: the victim could be right handed, if so the injury on the throat would match the angle, same with the left arm cuts.
I'd say murder.
* loslobos fucks off *
4 years ago
looks like the arm cuts were done postmortem too...
4 years ago
Maybe the murderer was trying to make it look like suicide.
4 years ago
thats what I would guess... although probably done in panic since it obviously wasn't thought through
4 years ago
Yeah, that part always sucks. The blind panic after a crime. It gets better with practice though.
4 years ago
I say suicide... too many cuts on the throat
4 years ago
^murder
4 years ago
yak..this is a reply fail
4 years ago
you block with your forearms exposed yes.. in order to try to grab the knife... this isnt 1750s boxing
4 years ago
Yak, you're a fake a Nancy Drew.

* DushanMandik drops sunclasses *


Deal with it murdernoob
4 years ago
it's even true that no one who wants really die, cuts no veins on his wrists
4 years ago
fuck off you gay french piece of horseshit
4 years ago
u mad?
4 years ago
and i'm not french, fag
4 years ago
Well, you are a fag. so there's that.
4 years ago
you are what i say you are frenchie
4 years ago
and why you're always around me you fucktard
4 years ago
Listen Chris Crocker, take a chill pill.
4 years ago
me? i'm just rude with that gayguy i'm already chilled
4 years ago
settle down pepe lepew
4 years ago
Just admit defeat already, I've provided you with illustrated proof, your 'zeke is a faggot' sub already proved you can't handle mucho so just save us all some time and fuck off already.
4 years ago
pepe lepew is is a compliment, this fuck stinks of baggets and moldy cheese.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vcOfSL1.gif
4 years ago
pwndstormed
4 years ago
1st. zeke is not a fag, zeke is a jerk
2nd. you fucktard antinoob are all the time around me whenever i breathe when i just come here to relax
3rd. you can't say me what i have to do
4th. you both are gay
4 years ago
and jrob is repetitive and boring
4 years ago
foggydoom, Is this guy Italian?
http://bit.ly/1h1Buah
4 years ago
1.) Zeke is at least 3% gay, he admitted it.
2.) I really just wanted an easy target to fuck with, (you)
3.) wut?
4.) I can be as gay as I wanna be. Problem?
4 years ago
what's wrong with 3?
4 years ago
you can't speaka propa engrish. thats 3.) probrem
4 years ago
You guys are fags.
4 years ago
should use tell ?
4 years ago
onereeshone, stfu, you're been gone so long you're back at noobdom.

Noone cares about you.

Fuck off.
4 years ago
now i'm free...
4 years ago
At least use a fucking online word translator grogygloom. christ!
4 years ago
u mad now
4 years ago
noobdom? Really? Good stuffs.
4 years ago
You can't really deny your absence, their you revert back to unknowledgeable faggitism. get over it.
4 years ago
Your reign is past and done, get a new hobby tardcharmer.
4 years ago
Jrob,

Where is your FUCKING pizza roll challenge, you piece of FUCKING SHIT
4 years ago
Gutless people provide no proof.
4 years ago
1rish1 is such an oldfag he doesnt even realize he was put out to pasture years ago... NOOBCEPTION
4 years ago
Jerkstore, after seeing your pizza roll vid...
I just don't know what to say. I figured you were less faggy.
4 years ago
says the guy with no pic... fucking pussy.
4 years ago
post something or quiet up, oldfag
4 years ago
also, dont pretend like you ever knew me well enough to make a fair assessment of what i looked like. dickmuncher.
4 years ago
Bodged suicide
4 years ago
*Botched

Fucking neanderthal foreigners
4 years ago
"Nonetheless, more recent genetic studies seem to suggest that modern humans may have mated with "at least two groups" of ancient humans: Neanderthals and Denisovans.[107] Some researchers suggest admixture of 3.4%-7.9% in Eurasian populations, rejecting the hypothesis of ancestral population structure."
4 years ago
Here's a fun article to read:
http://tinyurl.com/chkh3pp
4 years ago
Thanks for the info Tr_alt43
4 years ago
Did you mean "neanderthal" like when Joe Biden uses it in a sentence?
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2013/09/joe-biden-tweaks-neanderthal-house-republicans/
4 years ago
not sure how you ruled this out as being suicide.
4 years ago
Shut up and post more pics of this train wreck.

http://muchosucko.com/104028/This-Train-Wreck-Wont-Leave-Me-Alone
4 years ago
I bet you her nipples are hairy.
4 years ago
I bet your mom smokes crack.
4 years ago
You would pick a nig cat.
4 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
4 years ago
Oh, are you taking a nap? Wake up. We both know this is your life.
4 years ago
Hahaha!!!
4 years ago
Dude, I told you already she de-activated her fb long ago. She makes music now or some shit. Cant find her.
4 years ago
I think a razor spatter brightens the room.
4 years ago
no picture??
4 years ago
now the picture comes up. it looks to me he was murdered.
4 years ago
NOT ME
4 years ago
Good thing the toilet brush is already there.
4 years ago
Seems like he could of gone about this in a more efficient manner.
4 years ago
He was really pissed off at himself for leaving the toilet seat up and his wife fell in. She wasn't to happy either.
4 years ago
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