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Johnny Bravo at The Grocery Store

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by thatdude420

submitted October 17th 2013

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Johnny Bravo at The Grocery Store
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this cant be real
4 years ago
Looks nothing like Johnny Bravo.
4 years ago
fuck off debbie downer
4 years ago
* fries-please waits for lame catchphrase from yak *
4 years ago
nature boy rick flair
4 years ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4 years ago
FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK IN THIS BITCH!
4 years ago
The years have not been kind to Beavis.
4 years ago
whats the pizza roll record fgt?
4 years ago
The real record is 34 in two minutes.

The filmed (thus legit) record is 30.
4 years ago
ill only eat 31 so your boombox will have a chance
4 years ago
Did we already make the bet? I think we did...

If you beat me @ a challenge I must smash the boombox - but I get a week to film a response.
4 years ago
rematch*
4 years ago
yeah thats why i said ill only eat 31..............
4 years ago
Yeah I was fuzzy on that - but wait - what do I get if you lose?

Maybe ... your home address?
4 years ago
HIGH STAKES, MOTHERFUCKER
4 years ago
well fgt?
4 years ago
is that the record?
4 years ago
oh nvm found the other one
4 years ago
ANSWER ME
4 years ago
youre not getting my address fgt
4 years ago
So give me a reason to even participate in the bet. I get nothing from it - other than the eventual glory that a championship will bring.
4 years ago
then ill just do it for the glory........youre boombox will live to see another day....also ill get your namelink
4 years ago
unless you can think of something reasonable
4 years ago
You're a fuckstick
4 years ago
If jrob beats bono and bono can't reclaim the title within a week, he smashes the boombox with a baseball bat. That's the deal.
4 years ago
The White Knight has spoken.
4 years ago
I got it, If jrob wins, he gets your boombox, if he loses, you get one night of sexual delight with him that you will look back on fondly for years to come.
4 years ago
Okay White Knight, and if I win?
4 years ago
Then the boombox is with its rightful owner.
4 years ago
That's stupid.
4 years ago
Nobody who is actually pathetic enough to want the boombox is brave enough to give me a shipping address.
4 years ago
Punky's probably stupid enough to do both
4 years ago
anyone who wouldnt want that boombox is the pathetic one..fact
4 years ago
Also, YOU'RE STUPID!
4 years ago
what can I extort from you jrob? give me some ideas.
4 years ago
also when are you poasting challenge
4 years ago
im gonna do it tonight,probably post it tommorow though
4 years ago
And the smell of bullshit fills the air.
4 years ago
post it tonight
4 years ago
do it nao and post in 1 hour
4 years ago
....or the boombox gets it!
4 years ago
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
4 years ago
So Bono can fap to it before he beats it. Or he can beat it before he faps to it. Whatever.
4 years ago
i have to add some production value
4 years ago
ANYONE CAN DO THAT IN AN HOUR
4 years ago
Just tell some yo momma jokes and it will be golden
4 years ago
Bono would you do a who can fap the longest challenge? I bet I would win. Fgt.
4 years ago
i can eat alot when drunk....ive been drinking for about four hours now.......gonna wait till im done drinking...which will likely be three or four hours from now...then ill be too drunk to computer
4 years ago
you mean who takes longest to cum or..?
4 years ago
Just make sure the lighting is good, and for our sake put some clothes on.
4 years ago
i will be nude
4 years ago
4 hours? you are drunk enough. do it now. post it now.

or forever a faggot you'll be
4 years ago
Longest to cum, or if you can go multiple strokes who can cum the most times/last the longest.
4 years ago
im going to win,on my terms,THE BELT WILL BE MINE
4 years ago
jrob is a coward
4 years ago
itll be up tommorow
4 years ago
What'll be up tomorrow? Pizza roll challenge by jrob?
4 years ago
yes...
4 years ago
why make us wait?
4 years ago
Aint gonna happen
4 years ago
Sinatis got exicted and thought the fap videos will be up tomorrow.
4 years ago
BECAUSE I'M A MASTER SHOWMAN
4 years ago
I did. U mad bro? :)
4 years ago
jrob interposting :(
4 years ago
If you want to see the men of mucho jack off just say so, don't act like it's because it's a challenge.
4 years ago
have you ever put together a decent OC video on your own?
4 years ago
me?
4 years ago
yes you faggot
4 years ago
There better be some balloons too.
4 years ago
oh shit this gunna be gooood
4 years ago
* Barret doesn't read *
4 years ago
inb4 barret tries to say he helped me with those
4 years ago
he's a filthy liar
4 years ago
"Credits to the Fat Fuck for doing all the hard work and the good parts."
4 years ago
What about the one where you taught Dug or Aka or someone how to copy paste links or some such shit? That one was classic.
4 years ago
I can beat both of you faggots in the pizza roll challenge
4 years ago
There's still no way you're a better showman than me. These examples are shit.

And you sound too black to take seriously.
4 years ago
YOURE GONNA TAKE ME SERIOUS;Y AFTER I EAT 31 PIZZA ROLLS!
4 years ago
Yak's link is like the sun, i can't look directly at it without severe pain.
4 years ago
let me be honest here jrob
4 years ago
if you try this drunk you'll get to about 11 then pass out
4 years ago
i watched your vid,doing two at a time,im gonna try three at a time
4 years ago
*70, over 3 hours
4 years ago
you still have to post it - even if (when) you lose
4 years ago
oh ill post it either way
4 years ago
tonight
4 years ago
I'm going to laugh so hard when I shame both of you.
4 years ago
do it now ezo
4 years ago
hey Ezo?

you are basically a nobody. so shut the fuck up until you post your challenge.

Oh - and you have to post, win or lose... that way we get to make fun of you when you get to 15 and can't go on.
4 years ago
15? are you serious. hahahahahahahahah
I could easily eat 30
4 years ago
The time limit is two minutes.
4 years ago
Go.
4 years ago
The key is not to heat them up to near lava temperatures.
4 years ago
60. microwaved. 5 minutes. boom
4 years ago
Well, you don't want to eat them hot, for sure, but you want a nice, flaky crust....I don't think just thawing them at room temp would do it. And definitely don't use a microwave.
4 years ago
pwned
4 years ago
The challenge is two minutes, not five.
4 years ago
Im doubling the amount faggot
4 years ago
Oven>Microwave as far as hot pockets and pizza rolls go.
4 years ago
I hereby propose a 5 minute challenge in addition to the two.
4 years ago
With more than double the time.
4 years ago
hold on, the flaky crust slows you down...you want a moist crust.
4 years ago
To be fair, he'd have to eat 75 in 5 minutes.
4 years ago
seriously jrob you nuke em and it's like eating gum
4 years ago
stop giving these noobs tips
4 years ago
2.5 times the time for double the amount.
That's a good ratio. especially if you chug a drink halfway. that'll make up for it
4 years ago
Put them in a fucking blender then drink them jrob, the rules aren't clearly specified in the manner of consuption, drink the fuckers.
4 years ago
actually they are pretty specific
4 years ago
Ezo 2 x 2 ≠ 5
4 years ago
Ezo, if you can't do the challenge right, then you can't do the challenge.
4 years ago
blending is against the rules.
4 years ago
Try BEATING OURS before you make up your own fucktarded adventure.
4 years ago
What, didn't you do like 22 in two minutes? haha
okay
4 years ago
30 is the record
4 years ago
30 in two minutes. Read my custom title you mouth-breathing fuckhead.
4 years ago
The rules are clearly specified actually. I said I was going to blend them, then the rules were created. No dunking, no cutting, no tampering.
4 years ago
alright faggots
4 years ago
dunking is allowed.
4 years ago
Post it tonight Ezo or you're a huge queerbo
4 years ago
if you want to waste the time dunking.
4 years ago
Sorry, my mistake.
4 years ago
if there were no rules id rip em in half and swallow them whole
4 years ago
I don't have pizza rolls right now :(
4 years ago
Um, the rules specifically state no dunking.
4 years ago
Plus I already ate, so I wouldn't anyways
4 years ago
THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NEEDY FAGGOT
4 years ago
that's within the rules, brorob
4 years ago
I'll do it. just not tonight
4 years ago
ok
well that settles that... if Ezophagothomia doesnt submit a pizza roll challenge video of himself trying to beat the current 30 pizza rolls by sunday at 3:20 am (monday morning) ill be banning not just dush but him as well
if he beats bonos challenge someone buys him a lifetime pro
4 years ago
I'd bet good money that Ezo will try it for the first time, realize it's not anywhere NEAR as easy as it seems, fails miserably, never posts it, and continues to be a faggot like it's on purpose.
4 years ago
Just own up to making a mistake and we can forget this Ezo.
4 years ago
AND ITS ON
4 years ago
hahahahahahaah
4 years ago
actually yak, pls ban him until Sunday instead... all he does is type hahaha and overuse the word faggot.
4 years ago
what you little wannabes should do is have a straight liquor drinking contest,,that way you can act like idiots and likely at least one of you will die.............
4 years ago
He's a casualfag... the worst type of fag.
4 years ago
L0RD_QU3S0
I like what you were saying before, here's some ideas for rules:
1) EAT as many pizza rolls as you can in a 2 minute time frame
2) One continuous video without any crappy "movie magic" cinematic shenanigans.
3) No dipping, dunking, altering the original food.
4) Partaking in any outside activities beforehand is allowed.
5) If a female participates, you must flash tits.
6) Post your results despite failing
7) If your going to throw up THE VIDEO HAS TO KEEP RUNNING & post in the description a form of +1 team puke.

Would anybody else like to add to these rules for future competitions?
2 years ago
report spam | like | 2 likes | told to stfu | 1 stfus
4 years ago
If Ezo not only submits, but also beats Bono's record, Bono has to buy the lifetime pro.
* Sinaitis thinks this is fair. *
4 years ago
I like them rules... no dunking (altering the roll before it enters you) but a drink is still allowed.
4 years ago
so the dush ban is just a bonus?
4 years ago
No dunking shitheads
4 years ago
you can obviously dip/dunk them.... thats kind of a standard allowable rule in any food eating competition
4 years ago
Ezo won't come close, really.
4 years ago
And if anyone ever beats my record I'll just re-submit a new one.
4 years ago
That's how the rules were stated. Dipping would change everything. Drinking only after they're in your mouth is allowed.
4 years ago
Rules and overview of events

Competitive eating contests often adhere to an 8, 10, 12 or 15 minute time limit. Most contests are presided over by a master of ceremonies, whose job is to announce the competitors prior to the contest and keep the audience engaged throughout the contest with enthusiastic play-by-play commentary and amusing anecdotes. A countdown from 10 usually takes place at the end of the contest, with all eating coming to an end with the expiration of time.

Many professional contests also employ a series of judges, whose role is to enforce the contest rules and warn eaters about infractions. Judges will also be called upon to count or weigh each competitor's food and certify the results of the contest prior to the winner being announced.
Chipmunking

Many eaters will attempt to put as much food in their mouths as possible during the final seconds of a contest, a practice known by professionals as "chipmunking."[4] If chipmunking is allowed in a contest, eaters are given a reasonable amount of time (typically less than two minutes) to swallow the food or risk a deduction from their final totals.
Dunking

In many contests, except those adhering to "picnic style rules" mentioned previously, eaters are allowed to dunk foods in water or other liquids in order to soften the food and make it easier to chew and swallow. Dunking typically takes place with foods involving a bun or other doughy parts. Professional contests often enforce a limit on the amount of time competitors are allowed to dunk food.
Debris

Competitors are expected to maintain a relatively clean eating surface throughout the contest. Excess debris after the contest may result in a deduction from the eater's final totals.
4 years ago
If I beat this record someone's getting me lifetime pro. That was the deal to begin. So no video until I get that gurantee
4 years ago
The rules set forth were based upon the fat fuck on youtube. End of story.
4 years ago
dunking is obviously allowed
4 years ago
WHAT ABOUT THE GODAMN PUNKY BAN
4 years ago
punky is being banned tonight
4 years ago
Sure Ezo, Punky will gift you a lifetime pro, whatever...get going already.
4 years ago
If dunking is allowed then why have there been four videos posted of dry-ass pizza rolls?
4 years ago
@Ezo. I'll buy you lifetime pro IF you beat my record, and IF you allow me a one-week grace period to submit a rematch.
4 years ago
if chipmunking were allowed, 30 would be easy to beat.
4 years ago
jrob - you also had a nice bucket sub
4 years ago
zeke im assuming because you guys are stupid and unimaginative

obviously dunking/dipping is allowed... you just cant fucking soak the things for 30 minutes... id say a 1 or 2 second dunk is more than reasonable to allow
4 years ago
@Ezo - but if you lose... you must submit a follow up video admitting that Bono rules you and you are a faggot.
4 years ago
Yak you can't just step into a 2-year old challenge and change the fucking rules just because it makes sense to you.
4 years ago
Bono: I'll give you a 2 week grace period and you only have to buy me a year if you let me make the video next week. I'm going to be out of town all weekend. Your choice
4 years ago
well zeke.. i just did
and being that its my site... its a rule
4 years ago
so i guess i can
4 years ago
No one who dunks will be taken seriously.
4 years ago
That's really gay bro... I guess the deal stands, just remind me of it before you submit the challenge.
4 years ago
Like yak.....
4 years ago
i wouldnt dunk them anyway..soggy pizza rolls...no thanks :(
4 years ago
I saw no " picnic style rules" mentioned previously.
4 years ago
Btw where's the fucking 6 in 60 faggot?
4 years ago
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS IM MAKING THE VIDEO NEXT WEEK SO YAK DONT BAN ME
4 years ago
Possum that was actually my bucket, i let jrob post that bucket picture so he could post some OC.
4 years ago
In case anyone is wondering, I have held the title of Pizza Roll King for two years...

Two year anniversary was this week in fact.
4 years ago
well youll have to send me a link to it and ill unban you i guess
4 years ago
@yak pls post a challenge
4 years ago
That's gay. Just let me do it next Wednesday
4 years ago
for someone who runs their mouth a lot about how everyone else sucks and they can do so much better you are really full of all sorts of excuses... so i guess you can make your way to walmart or wherever you can buy the pizza rolls and submit it before you go away on vacation
4 years ago
you are free to do it whenever.. but you are banned on sunday
4 years ago
i like it when yak gets involved in the process of creating OC
4 years ago
by doing anything but posting it himself
4 years ago
swedes have buckets?
4 years ago
Are you people serious about the dunking shit? they are pizza rolls, the size of fucking mini wheats, you plan on soaking them in a fucking teacup?
4 years ago
Okay yak. Well, I'll try to do it tomorrow. If I can't, where can I send you link?
4 years ago
i see no issue about someone having a bowl or cup of ranch dressing or whatever if someone wants to dip them before eating
4 years ago
Dunking gives people that would otherwise have no chance of winning some hope. So it makes this shit more entertaining.
4 years ago
the only issue is, the rules are in writing
4 years ago
to admin@muchosucko.com obviously
you can either upload it somewhere... or a link to a dropbox account with it... or whatever
hell.. ill even unban you so you can submit it yourself if you email me saying you are goign to submit it
4 years ago
As the sport's current champion - I am okay with dunking.
4 years ago
It matters not because my record won't fall.
4 years ago
I'm just thinking there is no time to waste when you only have 2 minutes is all.
4 years ago
no chipmunking is what's saving that record.
4 years ago
@tr - chipmunking?
4 years ago
it looked like he swallowed to me
4 years ago
Okay yak. If I can't do it tomorrow. I'll do it next Wednesday. I'll just have you unban me so I can post it because that's the easiest for me
4 years ago
would be easy to fake though i guess
4 years ago
he wants to play fucking chubby bunnies with pizza rolls
4 years ago
tr go see how many m&m's you can fit in your mouth....that can be your new challenge
4 years ago
Chipmunking

Many eaters will attempt to put as much food in their mouths as possible during the final seconds of a contest, a practice known by professionals as "chipmunking."[4] If chipmunking is allowed in a contest, eaters are given a reasonable amount of time (typically less than two minutes) to swallow the food or risk a deduction from their final totals.
4 years ago
you're all a bunch of faggots
4 years ago
Chipmunking isn't allowed. You have to swallow whatever is in your mouth when the clock passes 2 minutes.

If chipmunking was allowed the record would be closer to 50. Have you seen my cheeks?
4 years ago
when i did it the first time but put my head out of camera range to drink and therefore had to redo it, i was cramming them in 6 at a time, if not more.
4 years ago
I lost horribly fair and square
stop trying to fucking change the rules, shitheads
4 years ago
see, i was thinking, if i redid it (which would require a camera operator/time keeper) i would gobble them in hand-fulls of 11 at a time...as long as i could choke that down in under 40 seconds, it would be a record breaker.
4 years ago
shut up tr
just go practice for your second attempt
4 years ago
Well, you could try...

But if anyone ever beats me, I'll probably just copy their strategy and wind up doing it better.

4 years ago
I bet tr actually spat out his rolls in that can of his, he didn't actually eat any rolls.
4 years ago
no barret, he actually ate them all and more
4 years ago
spitting out food is sacrilege to him
4 years ago
more to the point, while a timed challenge is an interesting trick, a real challenge would be most pizza rolls eaten until giving up.
4 years ago
Just thought of a challenge for our German members, "The Totino's Pizza Roll Anal Smoothie Challenge" How much of their own ass are they willing to drink to win..
4 years ago
i mean, look at all these comments about tricks and schemes and strategies, etc...80 rolls, no time limit, get them down your gullet anyway you can...that would be a real destroyer of pizza rolls.
4 years ago
I'm not sure what to use to record this.
4 years ago
How about how many women on the street can you proposition rimjobs to before the cops show up?
4 years ago
a camera
4 years ago
@tr, I'd still win.

I am currently in training for the Cataldo's challenge.

Two guys - 10 pounds of pizza - one hour.
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Challenges

http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Pizza_Roll_Challenge
4 years ago
if someone thinks they should be an official mucho judge that isnt.. let me know
4 years ago
Where's the 6 in 60 faggot?
4 years ago
make the page for it if you would like
pretty much same format as the pizza roll challenge one
4 years ago
Idgaf about the muchopedia page. YOUR CHALLENGE
4 years ago
That you stated you would compete in last weekend
4 years ago
you really should 'gaf' about muchopedia.. as its the only place there are the official rules
4 years ago
yak - zeke is right.

submit a challenge :(
4 years ago
and if your memory wasnt shot from alcohol abuse you would remember that i said i would likely be doing it this weekend
4 years ago
feel free to 'tr' my comments to see me say it.. multiple times
4 years ago
*shrug*

weeee
4 years ago
do i get a customized link by my name when i win?
4 years ago
You said last friday that you were going to do it over the weekend. Either way, it's a little hypocritical for you to set 2 day time limits on everyone else who has announced it, yet you take over a week.
4 years ago
What's he gonna do Zeke, unban himself once he submits the challenge?
4 years ago
He's the owner, he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants really. Waiting a week on him is better than waiting until fucking january on your flabby ass.
4 years ago
spideryak, spideryak
4 years ago
Play by the rules he creates?
4 years ago
i want my name to be jrob2020 is better than bono
4 years ago
Stop brown nosing you little faggot
4 years ago
It's the truth - tell me how yak is being unfair.

and @jrob, you are pathetic.
4 years ago
you said yourself I am a freak of nature.

no amount of training can prepare you for my god given might.
4 years ago
im starting to get a little HUNGRY
4 years ago
Yak is setting time limits for people who "waffle" over challenges. I've already done one.....yet he's banning others who won't do one within his 48 hour time frame.
4 years ago
SO DO IT FAGGOT
4 years ago
punky is getting banned stfu zeke
4 years ago
Zeke, he gave you plenty of notice and you kept saying you weren't going to do it, KNOWING a ban was coming.

Count yourself as lucky he was good on his word about unbanning you. It was the only way to get your apathetic ass to do anything.

AS for banning Dush, Punky, and that new faggot... well - how can you complain?
4 years ago
Alright guys. I'm doing the pizza roll challenge tomorrow.
4 years ago
I'll do a 6 in 60 tomorrow night to free Punky....if it's accepted
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/6_in_60_Challenge

am i missing anything?
4 years ago
I am going to attempt the 6 in 60 this weekend - this time with a light beer. I expect results.
4 years ago
see the rules
announcing you are going to do a challenge and then not submitting even a failed challenge = ban
4 years ago
I know what I said.
4 years ago
I'll do one tomorrow night *if* it means that punky will be unbanned.
4 years ago
too late. you and me are now bound by destiny zeke.
4 years ago
Yak, promise me you will ban whoever drinks less in 60 seconds.
4 years ago
So just to be clear, here's my strategy:
(1) Cook 31 pizza rolls
(2) Attempt to eat all 31 in two minutes.
(3) No dunking
(4) I might chug a drink at the end just for the hell of it
Is this okay?
4 years ago
I got an Idea, why don't you all just shut the fuck up, set a challenge, set a time and set a date and be done with it. then go home and take your skirts off.
4 years ago
Ezo, they come in packs of 40. Why not cook all 40 in case you can set your own high mark?
4 years ago
Aka you should head up the 'anilingus on the street' challenge
4 years ago
I just don't want to do this and you all be like you didn't do this or you did that. So is that okay?
4 years ago
Nah, been told the homeless men prefer you Zeke.
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Pizza_Roll_Challenge
4 years ago
how about you man up aka?
4 years ago
Are you crying Ezo?
4 years ago
Im just glad Yak has spared me so far...
4 years ago
https://muchopedia.com/wiki/Drunk_in_60_Seconds_Challenge
4 years ago
missing anything from that?
4 years ago
leverpostei challenge NAO
4 years ago
No faggot I'm not crying.
4 years ago
@yak using https makes it an untrusted connection.

also:

The current title you get for winning the pizza roll challenge is "The Iron Liver"

wat
4 years ago
Not gonna Happen jrob, those things explode in my stomach like a tire fire
4 years ago
there's other chalenges
4 years ago
oh crap i think i editted the wrong page
and its because its a self signed cert.. feel free to go to the non https version of the page
or just trust the connection
4 years ago
the pizza roll text is on both drinking challenge pages
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Challenges
4 years ago
yea i just copy pasted to make it easier to fill out
4 years ago
@yak, let's make things interesting.
4 years ago
First of all, Dushan wants to be banned now.

http://muchosucko.com/118122/Baked-out-of-her-mind#comment2326119

Secondly - me and Zeke both promised to do the 6 - in - 60 challenge this weekend. Why don't you ban whoever fails? :3
4 years ago
1) i dont give a fuck what dush wants, i said when so thats when.
2) no
4 years ago
You are breaking my balls, anointed one.
4 years ago
we both know that both dush and zeke are winy apathetic blobs, they get all cryish thinking they are 'being tough' by 'making a stand' when in reality it just makes them look like pussy quitters.. especially when they dont get their own way
4 years ago
so its not surprising for me to see dush 'wanting' to be banned :P
4 years ago
and zeke, that offer was made if anyone wanted to step forward to unban you (noone did)
that wasnt an open offer for any person banned
4 years ago
speaking of which - where's oster?
4 years ago
If that's truth, then it stands to reason that banning Dush NOW is the only way to get him to do anything. Worked on Zeke, hm?
4 years ago
so when punky doesnt submit something today like he said now twice...... dat hammer.
4 years ago
is Punky's limit EST?
4 years ago
*Bono EST faps*
4 years ago
* possum viking fans *
4 years ago
did i give a fixed time for punky?
and everything i say is in est :/
4 years ago
I had a feeling it was midnight EST.

*Bono one hour faps*
4 years ago
itll probably be a little later than that since im going to go to 711 soon and get some nachos and watch something but itll be in the next few hours
4 years ago
dat drunk in sixty is pretty brutal
4 years ago
lol @ the osterlove
4 years ago
I think 6 in 60 is easier than the drunk in 60... I mean with 6 at least you know when to stop. A lot of people are going to hurt themselves by power slamming shots.
4 years ago
I love it.
4 years ago
yea.. maybe i should add a disclaimer :(
4 years ago
MAAD is worse than PETA
4 years ago
MADD* ?
4 years ago
Disclaimer

Any challenger doing the drunk in 60 seconds must agree beforehand that muchosucko, its owners, and users can in no way be held responsible for any bodily harm done by doing the challenge.
4 years ago
are they sill around?
4 years ago
oh.. i was more like thinking just straight up dying.. nothing to do with driving :p
4 years ago
there ya go yak
4 years ago
@yak

Since no one has done the drunk in 60...

Does that mean I could sub a vid of me doing 1 shot and be the interim champ?
4 years ago
ill find a way to sue you for your jew gold if i get alcohol poisoning
4 years ago
i think that if you only did one shot people might make fun of you...
id say like.. 3 or 4 shots would be a fair starting point
what say you judges???
4 years ago
I am listed as a judge... I'd say 4 shots in a minute is the minimum "serious" attempt. Toolman subbed a vid once where he did 4 shots casually.
4 years ago
possum? jorb?
4 years ago
toolman will own this challenge if he participates
4 years ago
4's a start
4 years ago
i dont know.....
i think that zeke is my current favorite.... tho i think freshie is a dark horse in this
4 years ago
4 it is!
4 years ago
i could win but i would definitely puke
4 years ago
https://muchopedia.com/wiki/Drunk_in_60_Seconds_Challenge
4 years ago
yea.. i wouldnt even attempt the drunk in 60.... not because i would puke (i likely would) but because i REALLY hate doing shots :P
i prefer my hard alcohol mixed.... preferably into caesars
4 years ago
is jeager 80 proof?
i could do alot of jeager shots
4 years ago
* possum mixes up some greyhounds and chills *
4 years ago
70...fuck
4 years ago
i guess technically you could do the challenge without doing shots.. just make yourself some mixed drinks... like doing a bunch of greyhounds wouldnt be too bad because they are delicious
4 years ago
greyhounds saved my life in 1986 fact
4 years ago
Caesar dressing?
4 years ago
when i used to go to the bars it would be pretty much the only thing i would drink... cuz they are so refreshing
4 years ago
caesar the drink
kind of like a bloody mary.. but better
4 years ago
Oh, I thought maybe Caesar dressing mixed with Uzo or Galliano.
4 years ago
Hmmm chunky Bleu cheese and Jager's
4 years ago
looks like zeke will be able to do sambuca :(
4 years ago
well shit......
4 years ago
i guess we could change it to 70 proof if the judges agree... i dont know if people will care that much or what.. i cant imagine drinking a lot of jaeger shots.. well i can.. but i would puke everywhere :p
4 years ago
* possum does a rusty nail *
4 years ago
Disagree with 70 proof. Every rum and whiskey I know of is 80.
4 years ago
yup rum vodka whiskey are all 80proof.. well some fringe brands are mid 70s.. but all roughly around there or more

i hope someone comes in and does it with everclear or 151 :(
like a boss
4 years ago
If it's under 80 it can be submitted for fun - but no way in fuck will it be taken seriously
4 years ago
yu do have the disclaimer posted right yak?
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Drunk_in_60_Seconds_Challenge
4 years ago
fuck yeah then
4 years ago
am thinking it wont hold up in court but okay
4 years ago
who wants to see a kitty cat
4 years ago
nothing better than people who are alone drinking as much hard alcohol as possible as fast as possible.................
WHAT COULD GO WRONG
4 years ago
okay so i'm gonna show you a kitty cat
4 years ago
i doubt anyone is going to beat bonos record..he's got a lot of room in that head for food storage
4 years ago
If you're going to have a "Most Shots in 60" challenge wouldn't the proof have to be predetermined so someone doesn't use weak shit vs someone who used strong shit? Or at the very least have different champions for a few different proof levels?
4 years ago
like the rules say.. min is 80proof... a few percent difference isnt going to make much of a difference
if you want do do more than 80proof feel free
4 years ago
btw im back... rip punky

4 years ago
someone can let punkybruiser know hes banned until he contacts me with his challenge video ;P
4 years ago
don't let him back anyway
4 years ago
recover password
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