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What the actual fuck. I have no words.

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by Ezophagothomia

submitted October 14th 2013

92 comments
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save me jeebus
4 years ago
* smerf grits his teeth and hopes there's boobies at some point *
4 years ago
there's so many boobies at the end
4 years ago
LIES! YOU ARE FULL OF LIES!
4 years ago
I saw the boobies, didn't you?
4 years ago
SOW, did you see "World's End", toast....
4 years ago
Not yet :( my movie buddies left. One got a new job in Oregon the other joined the Army, the dicks
4 years ago
WELL WHAT THE FUCK, BITCH???
4 years ago
...sorry..I mean...oh no?
4 years ago
I KNOW RIGHT

* TheAllMightyToaster flips the table *
4 years ago
Well you can probably download it now, lol
4 years ago
I don't download anything :( soon as it's out on dvd I'll get it to add to the collection though
4 years ago
I'll go ahead and download it, then re upload the entire thing here then we can watch it together
4 years ago
._. is..is that something you can do

* TheAllMightyToaster wonders if claude is magic *
4 years ago
sure....why not...
4 years ago
o_o
4 years ago
Matter of fact, I just did.
4 years ago
I don't even...
4 years ago
(watching it)
4 years ago
DONT DOWNLOAD SESSION 9 WHATEVER YOU DO
4 years ago
I don't download porn......HEATHER!
4 years ago
Should have asked me Heather, I would have told you so! CLAUDE I thought we were watching together :( </3
4 years ago
I am watching it...aren't you?
4 years ago
no one downloads porn these days CLAUDE
4 years ago
Well it isn't on the site, so no :(
4 years ago
oh, I forgot that step. =/
4 years ago
rude
4 years ago
BIRTHDAY RUINED

* TheAllMightyToaster smashes cake *
4 years ago
...want the rest of my Sno caps?
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster kicks at the ground *

No
4 years ago
*shrugs*
* ClaudeBallz pours remaining caps into mouth *
4 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving, Jerks
4 years ago
I made a delicious turkey tonight in your honor
4 years ago
I celebrated October FOURTEENTH!
4 years ago
well thats very sweet
4 years ago
I also had pie, stuffing and scalloped potatoes
4 years ago
I have enough leftovers to last a week
4 years ago
what....no poutine....the humanity...=/
4 years ago
We don't really poutine here :/
4 years ago
like hell we don't.
4 years ago
when was the last time someone had poutine at home smerf?
4 years ago
WHEN was the last time 10 random people on the street even knew what fucking poutine was
4 years ago
lol poutine isn't really like... family comfort food, its street food
4 years ago
hobos out there on the streets with their deep fryers and cheese curds

* TheAllMightyToaster wipes a tear away *
4 years ago
STREET FOOD. not soup kitchen food. you know like... late night after the bar food. except its evolved
4 years ago
....and you pick it up off the street....
4 years ago
totally
4 years ago
the clash > sex pistols.
4 years ago
Nice non-sequitur.

And you are correct.
4 years ago
i know :)
4 years ago
NO CONTEST
4 years ago
Ok, geez...I'll stop forcing my Bollocks album on you
4 years ago
you just get wieners on the street here
4 years ago
well then.
4 years ago
I usually spring for a room
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
there's a man
4 years ago
I'm very giving.
4 years ago
daddy was a bankrobber..
4 years ago
daddy drank
4 years ago
* Heather chugs *
4 years ago
oic. It's the PBR talking.
4 years ago
noooooo
4 years ago
well it's doing my talkin', woman
4 years ago
okay, so it's Blue Moon Pumpkin blend. SHUT UP
4 years ago
hahahaha
4 years ago
ok I do have a pbr SHUT UP
4 years ago
=/
4 years ago
knew it.
4 years ago
I drank all the wine
4 years ago
both boxes?
4 years ago
come on. bottles with an actual cork
4 years ago
Did you sniff it?
4 years ago
I bet you sniffed it
4 years ago
no thats for rookies
4 years ago
I'm sniffing it right now.
4 years ago
its a perfect way to tell a wannabe wine connoisseur tbh :(
4 years ago
That's why I always use a straw.
4 years ago
that, and drink martinis or shots
4 years ago
a straw adds a dash of clas
4 years ago
and if I'm feeling romantic, I'll put two straws in the same glass
4 years ago
oooh lala
4 years ago
or drink all of the above :(
4 years ago
Myself I feel it hard to resist a drink with a crazy straw in it. Something about those loopty loops just drives me mad
4 years ago
Claude, lets drink
4 years ago
I am doing that
4 years ago
too late, i drank it all
4 years ago
kidding.
4 years ago
...
4 years ago
Mhm
4 years ago
she sould have just put out in the begining
4 years ago
Another reason why I don't own one of those evil devices.
4 years ago
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