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Two beer challenge

Never been much of one for chugging beer.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by smerf

submitted October 13th 2013

331 comments
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I'll be the first one to say it: I fail when it comes to chugging beer.

Also... FUCK, I forgot the boot tag.
4 years ago
Don't worry about chugging beer, smerf. Worry about your face, and life, sir.
4 years ago
^JK
4 years ago
I also need a pineapple tag.
4 years ago
"Das Boot"!!!



UPVOTE...GREAT STORY/MOVIE.
4 years ago
what's with all the pineapples now, anyway?

they are practically giving them away....
4 years ago
delicious, that's what
4 years ago
Pineapple is delicious, nutritious and supposedly makes your semen taste better (someone else will have to vouch for that)

And at $2.00 each, how can I resist?
4 years ago
Furthermore, I'm gonna go buy more beer.
4 years ago
@ALLMighty Will you make love to me?
4 years ago
No
4 years ago
you should have chugged them out of your pineapple.
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
keep turning me on, woman.
4 years ago
did any of you know that you can grow your own pineapple with the top of that bad boy?
4 years ago
I like putting pineapples in my butt, tr.
4 years ago
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!!
4 years ago
Did you know that the ancient pyramids were built wrong? I learned that on a Geico commercial.
4 years ago
Did you know I can't successfully grow anything?

No really. The only plants I manage to keep alive are an aloe plant and a cactus.
4 years ago
I bet you could grow a butterfly bush! AND they're not outlawed yet
4 years ago
that commercial is too funny, toolman.
4 years ago
The fuck is punky riding my coat tails for
4 years ago
he's competing with fries for your "favours"
4 years ago
He can piss off I don't have any "favours"
4 years ago
@TAT How many coat tails do you have?
4 years ago
don't be mean, TAT. Learn how to love, and be happy. 8)
4 years ago
punching you in the face might make me happy
4 years ago
I'll bet you have a flavor though sweet cheeks :)
4 years ago
@TaT


NOW WE'RE TALKING.
4 years ago
My uterus is currently EXPLODING, so my flavor is a bit irony. Some might say like an undercooked steak
4 years ago
^DOUBLE FAP
4 years ago
Funny, that's the way I like it.
4 years ago
Your humor is better than a pair of wet panties.
4 years ago
tool you like your uteruses bursting or your steaks under cooked?
4 years ago
^NO




GROSS
4 years ago
There was two options there punky (neither of which directed at you) so you cant just "no"
4 years ago
Every time I order a steak and the poor waiter asks me how I'd like that cooked, my poor wife lowers her head because I always say, rip off its horns, wipe its ass, and walk it slowly passed the stove.
4 years ago
At least you wipe its ass
4 years ago
I don't, that's what I'm paying them for.
4 years ago
yeah, yeah...you love ignoring me, and fucking with me. YADA-YADA. If were to hang out with me, you'd see other wise. But you're caught up in the "Punky-Hate". So keep on being a follower, you retard.
4 years ago
*you
4 years ago
Is...is punky channeling binge zeke tonight?
4 years ago
What did I ever do to you Punky?
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser opens calgon *
4 years ago
calgon, TAKE ME AWAY!!!
4 years ago
dafuq is calgon
4 years ago
an old commercial
4 years ago
"what dafuq is google"...




USE IT, TAT.
4 years ago
freaking old people
4 years ago
Punky how about go fuck yourself
4 years ago
so you're 23? YES!!!!
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJsnR-KDbFc
4 years ago
sub a tit pic, so I can fap, woman.
4 years ago
uh well no, I'm having my 4th annual 25th birthday Friday
4 years ago
hahaha....
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure that has absolutely nothing to do with tits
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
fine, have a good night.
4 years ago
You ate paint chips when you were a kid didn't you
4 years ago
PLEASE....REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL?!?!?!
4 years ago
I'll have you know...I'M THE MASTER AT FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!
4 years ago
AND EATING PUSSY!!!
4 years ago
I'm pretty real yeah
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
I love you, woman. 8)
4 years ago
go home punky, you're retarded
4 years ago
punky i swear to fucking jebus... this is the last think you are going to say without being banned without doing either the 6 beer in 60 second or pizza roll challenge
4 years ago
think = thing
4 years ago
wow. I'm getting ready to fuck your mind.
4 years ago
ill fucking END YOU
4 years ago
and be a hero doing it
4 years ago
sooo...I need to go buy some pizza rolls?
4 years ago
Go buy some fucking pizza rolls RIGHT NOW. I expect a video within the hour
4 years ago
how about this, yak. I'll sub me snorting a gram of coke, NAKED...with eye liner on. Will that make you fucking happy?
4 years ago
no.. that isnt a fucking challenge you fucknugget
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
well...I NEVER.
4 years ago
current challenges:
6 beer in 60 seconds
pizza roll challenge (as many pizza rolls in 2 minutes)
shot in 60 seconds (as many shots of 80 proof alcohol in 60 seconds)
1.5L wine challenge (1.5L of wine in 60 seconds)
4 years ago
I'll drink a whole pint of KD, In under a minute, you super noob.
4 years ago
ok well
lets do it this way to make it easy
you have 48 hours to do one of the challenges listed or you are permbanned
4 years ago
Well fuck me....
4 years ago
I just stuck my 13"-D wide foot, in my mouth. 8(
4 years ago
its actually really not wide.. i have hobbit feet
same effect tho
4 years ago
10 EEEE.

* smerf can never find shoes that fit. *
4 years ago
I've got to work tomorrow(11 hours). I will do this. I hate my face on video, so have mercy on my soul. Keep in mind....




WE WILL ALL BE DEAD ONE DAY.
4 years ago
Womens 13w FUCK ALL OF YOU
4 years ago
toaster, "w" is not a definitive size.
4 years ago
I'm really worried right now. 8(
4 years ago
Womens shoes you either have w for wide or fucking normal. Mostly because womens clothes/shoes are the god damn devil
4 years ago
It's been nice knowing you folks.
4 years ago
You said it
4 years ago
Um... A Brannock device will give you you're actual width letter. "W" just means "this shoe is supposedly wider than normal.

Women's normal width is a B, if I recall. Men's is a D.
4 years ago
Don't make me cut your pretty face Smerf
4 years ago
SHE CALLED ME PRETTY!

* smerf swoons *
4 years ago
talk about Bono lite... yak only got 2 likes
4 years ago
He got like 24 after banning me
4 years ago
ask her to the zoo tomorrow
4 years ago
what are you talking about fuckinnoob
4 years ago
Bono, he hasn't actually been banned yet. Yak will get more than 2 likes when that happens.
4 years ago
@yak I can't make up my own wicked challenge?
4 years ago
way more
4 years ago
no punky.. you cant
4 years ago
^ would have been better with a rapecomma
4 years ago
i try to save those for heather or ohsnap :(
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0
4 years ago
@smerf I doubt it will happen.

I like the new yak - these faggots know he means business and will post the challenges...even Zeke di
4 years ago
d
4 years ago
tick tock...
4 years ago
* jrob2020 links the lion and giraffe picture *
4 years ago
comment fail
4 years ago
89 minutes
4 years ago
* possum is a viking fan though, so is ready to be disappoint *
4 years ago
So poss...how many cows did you lose in the blizzard?
4 years ago
that was west river sport - just rain here
4 years ago
23
4 years ago
hah...I knew it! Fuck your cows!
4 years ago
"minutes left" you knoob
4 years ago
fuck your cows anyway...I hate your cows!
4 years ago
i like cows
4 years ago
hee hee
4 years ago
Yak wont go through with it...watch...
4 years ago
i totally agree
4 years ago
* possum waits to get challenged and banned *
4 years ago
I won't let myself believe because i don't wanna be disappointed.
4 years ago
No one is going to challenge possum. I thought that was a given.
4 years ago
^true viking
4 years ago
do research KFC
4 years ago
Pretty sure it was stated somewhere that the 'weirdos' of the site had to complete the challenge or face eternal banishment.
4 years ago
That was a post I saw from bono to yak.
4 years ago
lol, how much of a loser do you have to be to be considered a weirdo here?
4 years ago
* Bono looks at his custom title and weeps *
4 years ago
That is what I thought was funny.
4 years ago
Its been 48 hours since Ive had a smoke...Im not sure I can take this any more.
4 years ago
Has anyone tried the 1.5L of wine yet?
4 years ago
DONT DO IT SPORTY
4 years ago
whats the time limit on 1.5 L?
4 years ago
electric cigs are pretty good
4 years ago
e-cigarettes sporty
they'll get you through it
4 years ago
60 seconds if I am not mistaken.
4 years ago
For some reason I think 1.5L of wine would be easier than beer...
4 years ago
btw bono - sorry aboot the nonpro - arwox is a lying liar
4 years ago
1.5L in 60 seconds. riiiiight. yak is an asshole
4 years ago
and sooo - 1 minute
4 years ago
its k possum, I was only trying to exploit you
4 years ago
I got lucky and have an extremely good job
4 years ago
1.5L is feasible as long as you don't gag.
4 years ago
if you drank 1.5 L of wine in 60 seconds... which is almost not possible, you wouldn't be conscious for long
4 years ago
I could do 1.5L of arbormist in a minute.
4 years ago
Exactly^
4 years ago
* possum throws confetti *
4 years ago
I think the standard for champagne is 12% alcohol by volume... Arbormist is 9,.5
4 years ago
* Sporty toots a horn *
4 years ago
You would only have to be conscious long enough to record the video and put it up.
4 years ago
* Sporty kisses heather and slips her the tongue *
4 years ago
* possum waits for disappoint *
4 years ago
most wine is 12 - 14%
4 years ago
So...did anything happen?
4 years ago
Well Yak has set forth the rules of engagement.
4 years ago
some spammy fucks are more equal than others
4 years ago
from what I see arbor mist is 6% across the board...
4 years ago
sport - nothing gonna happen
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
Google says about 6% too... I don't know why I keep saying 9.5
4 years ago
* possum puts away jersey and inflatable helmet *
4 years ago
It seemed right. Maybe I was thinking of Yellow Tail or a white zinfandel.
4 years ago
Would you wine fags shut up?
4 years ago
All alcohol challenges need aftermath videos
(with the exception of the 2 pint chug)
4 years ago
For some reason a pink colored wine makes me think of cheap ass arbor mist.
4 years ago
anyhoo, 1.5L of wine would get you fucked up
4 years ago
no matter the time frame
4 years ago
I still maintain I could down a big bottle of Arbormist in a minute
4 years ago
* possum subs a retro music vid in protest *
4 years ago
Two bottles of Arbormist .750 ml, no problem.
4 years ago
nobody talks about Boone's Farm?
4 years ago
rose wine IS 12- 14 abv but many white zinfandel are pink coloured... basically like arbormist.
4 years ago
Well I guess I knew the reason was the color..
4 years ago
meh - go to bed sport - it's hopeless
4 years ago
@possum Zeke always tries to diss me with a Boone's farm reference
4 years ago
Don't know exactly what it is, I'd guess a shitty cheap wine
4 years ago
boones farm is basically like arbormist but it doesn't try to be classy
4 years ago
This thread got off subject, punky being banned is what's important.
4 years ago
I drank 3 bottles of boones farm one night...drove my moms car through a friends front yard. It was bad.
4 years ago
It's a bitch drink, just like arbor mist
4 years ago
i drank the shit out of blue boones farm when I was underage
4 years ago
boones farm was the 1st booze i ever threw up
4 years ago
Boone’s Farm - a flavored apple wine product produced in California.
4 years ago
true that poss
4 years ago
that is, when I lived in MI... I dont think we have that crap here. and it is crap.
4 years ago
Bono was right.
4 years ago
tell me moar Barret and Sporty
4 years ago
About boones farm?
4 years ago
its nasty stuff
4 years ago
stay away from it
4 years ago
about your crash
4 years ago
my boones tale -
i was 14, never driven anything besides bumper cars, yorick decides to to teach me how to drive and how to drink like a real man all at the same damn time...


good times
4 years ago
My crash?
4 years ago
I didnt crash
4 years ago
I drove circles and left
4 years ago
btw - that Barret comment
4 years ago
lel
4 years ago
A 750 ml bottle of wine would be the equivalent of about 10 shots of whiskey (@ 80%) or about 3.5 pints @ 5% according to this site:
https://www.drinkaware.co.uk/understand-your-drinking/unit-calculator#unitcalculator
4 years ago
jussayin....
4 years ago
yak be all french kniggett at us now:
"i told them i already banned him!"

*jew sniggers*
4 years ago
lmao!
4 years ago
....the beer part doesn't sound right though :/
4 years ago
sounds about right to me
4 years ago
hey heather?
4 years ago
1 - what are you wearing atm?
2 - is yak still up?
3 - does he know that the 48 is up?
4 - does he really hate us this much?
4 years ago
* Sporty puts on his tinfoil hat and waits *
4 years ago
"the maple leafs win the pennant!"
4 years ago
leaves ?
4 years ago
What's the 48?
4 years ago
fuckit
4 years ago
You mean.....USA! USA! USA!
?
4 years ago
48?

yak gave assface 48 hours to do one of the challenges or be permabanned
4 years ago
poss don't give yak a hard time for his threats. you and I both know it's the only way Zeke would have done the challenge.
4 years ago
and it turned out not so bad
4 years ago
ding ding ding ding ding
4 years ago
I told you, I'll do the challenge in January. Now with all the added challenges, it'll just be more awesome.
4 years ago
i havent spoken to yak so i'm not sure
4 years ago
Who the fuck is yak?
4 years ago
6 in 60 is nearly impossible
4 years ago
Even i need to train
4 years ago
And where are we?
4 years ago
i see how it is
4 years ago
can you see anything after all the GLUG you've had?
4 years ago
is dush banned yet?
4 years ago
Im drinking some Miller grenades. Poss, I know you remember those...
4 years ago
@Heather the timing is about right. he will be banned tomorrow morning if no legit sub
4 years ago
i kinda feel bad... at least he tried :(
4 years ago
Dush got an extension due to job interview or some shit
4 years ago
um... oh.
4 years ago
Or, so i hear...from the chatfag newsletter.
4 years ago
You goobers! Yak even said this in a comment like 2 days ago.
4 years ago
like i read what yak says
4 years ago
who?
4 years ago
exactly.
4 years ago
Blam!
4 years ago
* Heather hides before he sees this and makes me drink something *
4 years ago
See, smerf knows how to pour a beer.
Maybe because it isn't a light beer you homos!
4 years ago
just kidding
4 years ago
Light beer is for fags and pussies.
4 years ago
that's what I've been trying to tell them all but they keep dissing me.
4 years ago
Good to see you sir, it's been awhile.
4 years ago
Hey Tooly, what kind of beer should I get at the store?
4 years ago
I'm no coinsure but I like Shinners Blonde
4 years ago
Hmm... Dunno is safeway has that, but I'll look.
4 years ago
O Shinners Bock
4 years ago
*if
4 years ago
*Or
4 years ago
*whore
4 years ago
Looks like we're on the same page.
4 years ago
I had fun today.
4 years ago
Don't know so much about tomorrow though.
4 years ago
Tool, today you brought a little sunshine to my grey skies and I thank you
4 years ago
I'll be doing fine tomorrow. Going to the zoo with a leggy blond with big tits.
4 years ago
Provided the weather holds.
4 years ago
you might get luckier if it rains if you know what I mean.

* toolman961 can only think of one indoor activity *
4 years ago
Tool, do you really think I am that lucky?
4 years ago
I likes rape 8)
4 years ago
* smerf scratches "rape toolman961" off his bucket list *


Way to ruin the dream.
4 years ago
* toolman961 has multiple dream catchers from donating to the Sioux Falls Indian reservation school for red skinned children, want one? *
4 years ago
I'll take one if they made them with their tears
4 years ago
The package's are still wet.
4 years ago
Almost made me say something naughty :( good job tool
4 years ago
naughty? you mean disgusting in your case.
4 years ago
Yu don't think I was thinking the same thing girl scout
4 years ago
well played tooly, well played
4 years ago
I might be old, but I'm still in the game.
4 years ago
Someone has to be
4 years ago
hahahahahahahah
holy foam
4 years ago
min abv is 5.0
4 years ago
DISQUALIFIED
4 years ago
Where's your submission BITCH!?
4 years ago
He's gonna re-do it, at the store now buying beer
4 years ago
He's got 48 hours or he's banned!
4 years ago
Post a reply...
4 years ago
er
thats weird
4 years ago
i boutght 8 pints
but i only have 2 pints left
4 years ago
Do it
4 years ago
Post 2 pints now
24 hours to redo the video or your perma banned


NOW GO
4 years ago
yeah, what she said and what I said earlier.
4 years ago
Now, should I do it with the 6.5 abv I bought? Or the Rainier?
4 years ago
No Shiners, huh
4 years ago
Nope.
4 years ago
Maybe we can get fuckinnoob to send you some.
4 years ago
E for effort
4 years ago
Go blow a goat
4 years ago
what's up your butt tool?
4 years ago
nothing fuckinnoob
4 years ago
I am not that gentleman.
4 years ago
It sure sound the same to me.
4 years ago
He knows way to much and reacts just like you for him NOT to be you.
4 years ago
but you're old :9
4 years ago
Face it, you can't play Eddie Murphy.
4 years ago
you're not that talented
4 years ago
okay you got me, i am fuckinnoob
4 years ago
Go blow a goat
4 years ago
okay really, ask yak who fuckinnoob is.
4 years ago
Should I put my hand up first?
4 years ago
The only way I'll believe it is if (he) posts his picture with sign in front of you blowing a goat
4 years ago
I think I should hit like on that one. Would you do it for me bonu (fuckinnoob).
4 years ago
I'll let this pass since you got really drunk doing a challenge. You're a champ.
4 years ago
Don't patronize me
4 years ago
What do you say we make our own challenge. We'll meet somewhere in the middle, maybe possum's house, and we'll get fucked up. Last one alive gets to film the other one blowing a goat.
What do you think?
I still have a little bit of money left.
4 years ago
Some logistics problems there Tooly.

1) Possum lives in a public library.
2) If you're dead, you can't blow a goat.
3) No one on this site can outdrink me so it's a moot point.
4 years ago
you must be soooooo fucking proud of your "achievements".
4 years ago
basically he should be the opposite of you
pvssylicker
fuckinnoob
aka noone

what a fucking waste of text

4 years ago
why a nobody needs an alt is beyond me
4 years ago
cause the first one didn't pan out, god.
4 years ago
king of mucho=looser irl.
4 years ago
hah
4 years ago
Sweet shirt.
4 years ago
No sarcasm.
4 years ago
It's comfortable.
4 years ago
Did you get some nose grease for that foam?
4 years ago
Yep. Sure did.
4 years ago
You shrek lookinassmotherfucker.
4 years ago
I could iron toaster's panties on your chin.
4 years ago
That's what your face looks like now that I think about it.

A goddamn Clothes Iron.
4 years ago
If you rub your fingers across your forehead, and dip them in the head of your beer, it will eliminate around 40% of your beer foam. Your body oil acts as a natural defoamer.
4 years ago
What's your beer of choice?
4 years ago
If you pay attention, that's why my hand moved up to my face then started swirling my finger around in the beer.
4 years ago
Also if you pay attention, zeke brought that up earlier.
4 years ago
should have done it with Guiness or Beemish man
4 years ago
Surprised da bubble didn't mess you up.
4 years ago
lolol c'mon smeerrfffff!!!
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Smerf
Do you like it?
4 years ago
No. Whatever it was, no.
3 years ago
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