points: 73

I'm A Loser, I'm A Failure, I Have Forsaken You

I tried, but I couldn't do it, toolman can't do all six He loves those Lays potato chips Lays potato chips, no one can eat just one. Plus those heavy ass pizza rolls were still weighing heavy in my belly.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted October 12th 2013

474 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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comments (474)
Now I have to shit
4 years ago
Remember to wipe front to back.
4 years ago
It's those Lays potato chips
Lays potato chips
* xzekiel do-wops *
4 years ago
nice setup doe
4 years ago
a proper setup for sure
4 years ago
well, I wasn't going to buy a six pack when I have a barrel in the house.
4 years ago
Needs a flat screen and a chair in there
4 years ago
I should, have one in every other room in the house
4 years ago
nothing beats drinking with laundry
4 years ago
Hey...anything is fair game.
4 years ago
well, the wife won't drink with me. Last time she tried that, she puked all down the side of my truck in December driving down interstate 79
4 years ago
nice w/d what is that a whirpool©?
4 years ago
No, Kennmore
4 years ago
son i am dissapoint
4 years ago
like I haven't disappointed anyone in my life. Just ask my mom
4 years ago
VOTE FOR JAWZ TO DO A KFC OR POPEYES CHALLENGE.
4 years ago
No...you have an unfair advantage.
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
2 pints of kfc gravy
4 years ago
DO IT FGT!
4 years ago
@sporty 10/10 made me giggle
4 years ago
you had to bring up pizza rolls?

yu bastard
4 years ago
they almost came up
4 years ago
i went to hibachi supreme buffet tonight

i sincerely regret it at the moment
4 years ago
don't do the 6 in 60 until tomorrow
4 years ago
* possum burps up some calimari and agrees *
4 years ago
DO THE 6 IN 60 TOMORROW POSSUM!
4 years ago
i dont have a camera or even a cell phone though
4 years ago
how about i just do it and yall can take my word for it?
4 years ago
a webcam is like 9 bucks
4 years ago
i could save 9 african kids from lupus with that money
4 years ago
possum, we need some marsupial o.c.
4 years ago
as soon as you do the ab-off
4 years ago
tbh - i got tired of being labeled an AW, so i decided to not sub any selfies anymore, and i'm sticking to it

i blame jones
4 years ago
not with lupus
4 years ago
it's never lupus
4 years ago
First teasing us then refusing to sub a video? Typical attention whore tactics.
4 years ago
heatherstits.com
4 years ago
nice trashcan what is that a rubbermaid™?
4 years ago
you don't recognize that from your neighborhood Wal-Mart
4 years ago
i got the giggles
4 years ago
im gonna need you to elaborate on the TURN YOUR PHONE ON sign
4 years ago
ya
4 years ago
I do a lot of recording, getting ready for my retirement, and we have Comcast xfinity. Well, every time the phone rings, the caller ID shows up on every television in the house, including the one I'm recording on. It shows up on the dvd, so I unplug the phone while recording and since I drink, I forget to plug it back in and in the morning when the nurse shows up, she clocks in by using our phone, another caller Id to show her company where she is and at what time. FUCK is it getting hard to type.
4 years ago
* possum golf claps *
4 years ago
i comprehended none of that
4 years ago
i got all of it
4 years ago
So tools house is the NSA headquarters.
4 years ago
and jrob is dumber then me
4 years ago
*than
4 years ago
i reread it sober,i understand it now :(
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
Celsius like a MAN YEAH!
4 years ago
it's called centigrade you temperature noobs
4 years ago
Fahrenheit, fuck yeah
4 years ago
More like....Faggotheit.
4 years ago
don't stfu me it IS
4 years ago
kelvin is best for science
4 years ago
I thought you went to bed Barret?
4 years ago
I had to take a shit first and then decided on a pre-nap ms check.
4 years ago
Next il be brushing my teeth and come back for another check.


and in about 5 hours il be in bed.
4 years ago
On second thought...i see punky has found his way here.
4 years ago
The reason I said Celsius was because I knew three quarters of the site wouldn't no what Fahrenheit was.
4 years ago
Nice shirt what is that linen?
4 years ago
Ask Deja
4 years ago
What's the hard alcohol in there?
4 years ago
Fuck that...I wanna know what he's doing with all that Chinese take out.
4 years ago
That's butter from my second to last job
4 years ago
hahaha...wha?
4 years ago
When I worked at the food place, they left the butter on the corner of one of the isles. Well, I don't know if you ever operated a riding pallet jack or not but, sometimes you can get a little squirrely on one going around a corner and if you take out a case of butter, you can't sell it. So, it became community property for any one to take and I took a lot. What you see is only the front row. I took a lot because those fucks couldn't drive.
4 years ago
oh, and to answer your question Vomit, some Rock & Rye, not really hard if you ask me.
4 years ago
New challenge: 10 shots of Rock & Rye in 10 minutes.
4 years ago
You guys ready, yak wants a second submission 30 minutes after doing the 6 in 60. Here it comes!
4 years ago
owh my
4 years ago
I think yak said a second submission after the shot challenge
idk if 6 in 60 would even have me tossed
4 years ago
but by all means.....post away
4 years ago
Yea, it was the shot challenge. after a few minutes to say your abc's and not sing them.
4 years ago
trust me zeke, I feel fine
4 years ago
* possum twiddles paws *
4 years ago
So, jorb, you said I should turn my phone sideways to get it right side up?
4 years ago
I believe you're on the wrong sub Dush
4 years ago
lolwtf
4 years ago
Is that blocks of C4 in your fridge? If so...this explains everything.
4 years ago
HI PUNKY
4 years ago
Hi, buddy.
4 years ago
THE RAMS? 50 BUCKS?
4 years ago
how bout the BOOMER SOONERS!
4 years ago
^much love...




8)
4 years ago
yes i will take that bet all day
4 years ago
SAM BRADFORD IS A FUCKING NINJA.
4 years ago
Also, you have to sub a photo of your flabby butthole. 8P
4 years ago
Michigan and Oklahoma could have a love child and call it Chokey McFuckup
4 years ago
ok so 50 plus b-hole?
4 years ago
YES...




* PunkyBruiser faps *
4 years ago
crickets
4 years ago
*in my bed
4 years ago
i shall save this thread as evidence
4 years ago
4 years ago
"YOUR ALL TALK, AND A BADGE".
4 years ago
wat?
4 years ago
*YOU'RE
4 years ago
"The Untouchables", Gayrob. 8(
4 years ago
Update your mind, with great movies, sir.
4 years ago
i look forward to you updating my paypal with 50 dollars,then as an added bonus dat punky bhole
4 years ago
Hmmmm....8(
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser lubes up butthole? *
4 years ago
damn, I thought life was gonna be easy.
4 years ago
I vote for sweaty bhole
4 years ago
I vote for nuking Heaven666.
4 years ago
HORNS DOWN, JROB.
4 years ago
he mad
4 years ago
* xzekiel antlers up *
4 years ago
hahaha,,,"antlers up"
4 years ago
jrob, stop pressing the STFU button. You look really gay doing this. Get your shit together, you faggot.
4 years ago
you know whats gong to be gay?
when you sub b-hole
and all the weird lurkers fap to it
4 years ago
AND ME, AND MY GIMP. WE WILL FAP ALL NIGHT LONG TO YOUR BUTTHOLE, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!
4 years ago
i missed a haiku on that by like two syllables
4 years ago
FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP, FAP
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ghbHAWW.jpg
4 years ago
FUCK YOUR GAY LIFE, JROB!!!!
4 years ago
why do you link stuff that isnt relevent to the conversation 8(
4 years ago
^8)
4 years ago
@Gayrob



JELLY
4 years ago
dat bitch be nasty. does she play a concentration camp inmate on tv?
4 years ago
i want a legit answer to my question
4 years ago
jrob, has never tasted pussy.....




FACT
4 years ago
why do i try 8'(
4 years ago
nasty bastard probably licked his mom's on the way out...
4 years ago
dush, shut up
4 years ago
Jrob2020, is all about some dick sucking.
4 years ago
fucking sigh
4 years ago
why are you still here
4 years ago
^BUTTHURT
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
@JR ^MEGA BUTTHURT
4 years ago
You started all this jrob, and now you have to deal with it :(
4 years ago
^THIS
4 years ago
i really hope youre just trolling because if you're actually this dumb i honestly feel bad for you
4 years ago
^COMMENT FAIL...





SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU REDNECK, FAGGOT.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 pats punky *
4 years ago
Yak, make Jrob a mod, so we can dethrone him. That would rock ass!!!!!
4 years ago
BAN GAY MARRIAGE!!!
4 years ago
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9iDUfBl.png[/IMG]
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/9iDUfBl.png
4 years ago
pleeease...you faggot.

Number one, THAT'S ME.

Number two, my face KILLS YOUR FACE, YOU FAGGOT.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ZesN1I5.png
4 years ago
MEH
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/2VA7v5v.png
4 years ago
Watching you struggle, is priceless, JROB.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/0cVwmxZ.png
4 years ago
wow
4 years ago
Keep linking my handsome face, you idiot.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/zZX23Hl.png
4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
ok, this is getting out of hand.
4 years ago
But what if I want to become gay?
Do you hate me that much Punky?
4 years ago
The only way I see this as relevant is if you are making fun of jrobs bald shiny head?
4 years ago
I love to party, you retard. Get your shit together, you broken hippie.
4 years ago
can you kindly stop reposting your lame shit in every thread?
4 years ago
sure thing, Billy. Link something. Link something, and show us you're not an android.
4 years ago
budweiser is fucking shit.
4 years ago
daww
4 years ago
Bonoob!
4 years ago
noob is right though
4 years ago
he has a pretty cool avy too
4 years ago
and 4 beers in 60 seconds? your fat ass must be so fucking proud.
Congrats on being white trash.
4 years ago
settle down guy
4 years ago
Any questions?
4 years ago
This is why we can't have nice things...
4 years ago
i blame cryass
4 years ago
Thank you, thank you very much
4 years ago
All that effort to drink garbage?

Try this tool:
http://ipreferboozehound.wordpress.com/2012/01/20/lindemans-lambic-review/

Oh, jrob, dont tell me what the fuck to do.
4 years ago
lambic is for hautey-taughty girls and faggots
also hi, do i know you?
4 years ago
and what do you have to say about me "fuckinnoob"?
4 years ago
What a pussy.
4 years ago
i'm asking here, since you know everyone so well, what do you have to say about me noob?
4 years ago
If you buy it fuckinnoob (bonu) and send it to me, I'll drink it.
4 years ago
not bono......he wouldn't have hesitated to rip into me
4 years ago
i know that ur getting annoyed zeke.
4 years ago
false
4 years ago
i'm just prodding
4 years ago
might have to tool. please give me your full address, one is one the way.
4 years ago
good to know zeke
4 years ago
Well, I know that you're not an actual noob here unless a long time lurker, so the more you talk the more hints you give away. So what do you really think of me?
4 years ago
don't hold back
4 years ago
welp, that's it from me for now
I anxiously await your honest answer
4 years ago
Email me at toolman961@muchosucko.com
4 years ago
are we sharing nakkies?
4 years ago
i got a dick pic here collecting dust....
4 years ago
I'm good
4 years ago
your welcome whiskey tango
4 years ago
nice reply fail fella
4 years ago
uh, please direct your attention to the name "fuckinnoob" before giving me any more of your self righteous shit. Maybe one day I'll be as amazing as you.
4 years ago
*noob shudders at the thought of being anything like jrob.
4 years ago
so how was your day,champ?
4 years ago
i just wanted to know about the gentlemans day,no need for the stfu bro
4 years ago
Maybe it's a gentlelady?
4 years ago
bonu
4 years ago
*butthole
4 years ago
yeah sporty, quit being a bitch.

fucking amazing jrob, u?

like you haven't sucked my dick already dushan....it's ok, pretty sure everyone here thinks you're a fag already.
4 years ago
confirmed for drum alt
4 years ago
FUCK!!!!!

I know jrob, reply fail, AGAIN!!!
4 years ago
sup drumravu
4 years ago
and then?
4 years ago
u talking to me? u must be talking to me. although y u would think that i'm drumrave is beyond me.
4 years ago
i was talking to you.....
4 years ago
2 threads up
4 years ago
Not really sure who you are, but 100% positive you're a butthurt niggerfaggot.
4 years ago
and then now u have confirmed ur faggot status dik
4 years ago
awwwww, jrob gave me the stfu!!! how sweet!!!
4 years ago
you want a piece of me bro?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TKK6d3-h2U
4 years ago
a piece? how bout the whole thing? All or nuttin jrob.
4 years ago
>2013
>clicking links
4 years ago
meh - assface or assvag - either way yer boring
4 years ago
zeke, lambics take years to produce, u uncultured piece of shit.
4 years ago
bonu
4 years ago
butthurt nigger faggot, kinda like that one SuckinMymandik.
4 years ago
lambics are like drinking beer mixed with jelly
4 years ago
and you seem to have an opinion on everyone here
what is your opinion of me?
I'm dying to know
4 years ago
um tbh - i lieked assvag in a relative way on a good day
4 years ago
like, for real zeke? the mighty zeke wants my liitle ole opinion? y do u give a fuck what i think about you?
4 years ago
that's a good question
4 years ago
but i do
4 years ago
yeah jrob, dont know how to be as amazingly proficient at posting links like you are. please teach me!!!
4 years ago
Holy fucking shit. I'm gonna puke. 8(
4 years ago
that was punky dipshit
4 years ago
WHY DO YOU LINK IRRELEVANT SHIT YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCH?
4 years ago
* jrob2020 takes a deep breath *
4 years ago
* possum ima pisses *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 kills a kitten *
4 years ago
So THAT'S why Kubrick movies are so amazing on acid!!! thanks punky!!!
4 years ago
zeke, is this MANLY enough for your ass?

https://www.google.com/search?q=stone+ipa&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=4BJaUo6_Nou4yAGP74CYBw&ved=0CFEQsAQ&biw=1680&bih=882&dpr=1#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=AzVuRlv7FwUgjM%3A%3Bs30vrWfEHMvm3M%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.stonebrew.com%252Fmediaart%252FIPA_label_small.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.stonebrew.com%252Fmediaart%252Flogos.asp%3B954%3B1200
4 years ago
you're welcome
4 years ago
https://www.google.com/search?q=beheadings&client=firefox-a&hs=3nY&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=txZaUoTZBKr4yQGbiYCQBg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1187&bih=638&dpr=1.2
4 years ago
you already know the answer to that, "fuckinnoob"
4 years ago
Don't you see zeke, if he rips in to you, he'll show his real identity
4 years ago
https://www.google.com/search?q=punky+is+a+faggot&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=fflb
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0
4 years ago
anyone who knows zeke knows he hates ipa's
4 years ago
proably "zeke"
4 years ago
and who might that be?
4 years ago
some fucking noob lurker......idk
4 years ago
its drum.......
4 years ago
punky, wtf are you trying to say?
4 years ago
we'll have to compare and contrast jrob
4 years ago
and punky never knows what he's trying to say
4 years ago
so says the balded headed faggot, that succumbs to yak's needs. Nice comment fail, you phish-head mother fucker.
4 years ago
but really "fuckinnoob" i'd like to hear your honest opinion of zeke
4 years ago
I like you, zeke. But your Punky slams, will get you nowhere, sir. KEEP ON DREAMING HARD.
4 years ago
zeke hates ipa's? hmmm...... hates lambics......wtf do you like zeke? pussy ass lagers? please at least tell me u like an imperial stout from time to time you fucking fag
4 years ago
it's true though, you don't make much sense
4 years ago
DUDE, ROT IN HELL.
4 years ago
fuckinnoob.....tell me what you think of me
4 years ago
that wasn't at you, zeke. 8(
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VCdJyOAQYM
4 years ago
fuckinnoob.....i care what you think of me
so tell me
4 years ago
be straight up
4 years ago
fuck i'm drunk
4 years ago
zeke, ur talking about yourself in the third person.

jrob, go suck drumrav's dick

punky, u fucking love oster, fag...
4 years ago
^^^^^SOUND THE ALT ACCOUNT ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
punky are you a super-alting evil genius?
4 years ago
FUCK YOU, YOU FAGGOT!!!
4 years ago
i think u must be drunk to be posting that shit zeke, but we all love you bro.
4 years ago
why does this noob refuse to answer me?
4 years ago
^^^^^SOUND THE ALT ACCOUNT ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
fuck that I'd link arrested development any day
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyDjRd0Tjss
4 years ago
http://vimeo.com/37198847
4 years ago
oops....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUKXvg9Su6U
4 years ago
FUCK YOU, AND YOUR BAD BREATH.
4 years ago
so i took this song to heart and let a bum stay in my place once and we drank 40's together and he told me about his service in the korean war and i really felt for the guy.......then he pissed on my couch and i threw his trashbag out the door
4 years ago
Zeke, go to bed.
4 years ago
i got pissed b/c ppl were fucking with the guy
4 years ago
i'm about to faggot
4 years ago
i'm just waiting on fuckinnoob's answer
4 years ago
Hmmmm....
4 years ago
reply fail zeke, AGAIN!!!
4 years ago
OE? Cobra? St. Ides? Magnum? DETAILS BITCH!!!! Inquiring minds wanna know!!!
4 years ago
i think it was night train actually
4 years ago
nasty ass shit. ghetto as fuck. how do i know? cause it washed down my mondo crack hits after banging a dime of dope on the mean streets. *crickets chirping,
Yeah, i aint lokin for no fookin handouts, just sayin. *worlds smallest violin playin for funkycruiser
4 years ago
oh, and funkycruiser, suck my motherfuckin dick bitch.
4 years ago
fuck you punky. alt acct my mofokin ass.

Zeke, wtf do you want from me? you want my opinion of you? I dont fucking know you, other than how you choose to present urselph on a site that caters to the dredges of society, the miscreants, the lowest of the low. I honestly could give two shits about you, other that you giving me the occasional chuckle on a post u made, about something, some time ago.

Let me rephrase, I FUCKING LOVE YOU ZEKE!!!!

Did i stroke ur flacid/druck ego/dick enough?

How bout some old fuggees? much better that arrested, just sayin.
4 years ago
oh la la la......
now that's the shit.
4 years ago
that IS the shit
4 years ago
but i got something better
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrotsEzgEpg
4 years ago
8)
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA1PAkKD3Q4
4 years ago
shut up punky
4 years ago
I think you have this place confuse with 4chan you cockshiner.
4 years ago
are you talking to me, Dush?
4 years ago
If so, you're getting ready to pay, sir.
4 years ago
ready or not.....fuck you punky.

thanks zeke
4 years ago
had to restart my mac, because I have to many giant files. Fuck you, and fuck your face, "fuckinnoob". I will challenge you at anything, you dick suckin' faggot whore.
4 years ago
awww....punky, i bet you're a better dick sucking faggot than i am..
please stfu me on this one too you fucking queer. I challenge you to refrain from being the pussy that you are and not hit the stfu, but you won't, will u. Pussy ass faggot.
4 years ago
Hope so zeke. im sure with ur tutelage it will be. GRAND MASTER ZEKE!!!
like, for instance, how do i embed a link here, instead of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yHFAAhUq0
4 years ago
http://youtu.be/I9yHFAAhUq0
4 years ago
^fail........again........
4 years ago
dunno, i just copy/paste
are you perhaps on a mobile device?
4 years ago
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/I9yHFAAhUq0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
4 years ago
^ FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!
4 years ago
like, say, an ipad?
4 years ago
Shut up zeked
4 years ago
You have to be pro, and I doubt this fucker can afford it.
4 years ago
oh
4 years ago
still, i'm guessin this noob's on an ipad
4 years ago
nope. just severely retarded, apparently, oh, and drunk...
4 years ago
maybe if i suck as much dick as you do mandick, i could afford to be a "pro", whatever the fuck that means. Do you get a star on your chart? Does being "pro" help justify the countless hours wasted on mucho? Fucking looser.
4 years ago
alright. I'm gonna go to bed and fantasize about loslobos
toodles
4 years ago
and fuckinnoob......not super sweet, but not super bitter
4 years ago
i can't take overly sweet or overly bitter
4 years ago
beers......
4 years ago
so, ur kinda like the red riding hood of beers?
312, alpha kings, zombie dust, gumball head, samuel smith's oatmeal stout? nut brown ale?
WTF do u like!!!!!
4 years ago
yeah
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
do you mean goldilocks?
4 years ago
I love sammy smith's oatmeal, but I usually drink cheap shit 211...pbr....bottom shelf liquor
4 years ago
it all does the same thing, right?
4 years ago
I don't like to drink beer with a meal, so I rarely just sit down for one good beer. No sense in trying to get drunk on good shit.
4 years ago
I can't believe it that one even noticed where this video was recorded. Now I can understand someone like bonu, I mean fucknnoob wouldn't know what I'm talking aboot.But what aboot you long runners. I'm talking aboot the members who have been here as long as I have and longer. I know you remember the picture. Hell, dik fell in love with it as did a bunch of other members and it breaks my heart that none of you even noticed it and didn't even make mention of it. Butt someday, when I die, one of you young bucks, I hope will say in a thread, do you remember one of the first pictures of toolman's ass was taken in front of the same sink as his 6 in 60 video.

* toolman961 sheds a tear like an American Indian in a pollution commercial from the 70's *


http://muchosucko.com/40928/Toolman-Returns
4 years ago
I recognized that sink the moment i saw it.
Its not something i wanted to broadcast.
4 years ago
How many beers you had tonight tool buddy lol
4 years ago
Dude...I was gonna mention the sink...but that looks a wee bit different.
4 years ago
enough to remember the sink
4 years ago
I think i told the story multiple times about how my first mucho memory is seeing that picture. Then knowing this was the site for me.
4 years ago
it's just a different angle Sporty
4 years ago
I just put my jock-strap on.
4 years ago
Yeah...angle, paint, plumbing, your ass. You know...that old chestnut...
4 years ago
eh?
4 years ago
well, to be honest, my ass has sagged a lot more since that picture
4 years ago
Sporty, get naked for me....NOW, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!
4 years ago
Think about my face, while I'm fucking your "Dukes of Hazard" prolapse.


http://muchosucko.com/112428/Keeping-all-of-you-in-mind
4 years ago
^TRICK
4 years ago
thank you tool for reminding me just how mucho of an elite club i'm trying to enter into.

address to send you a lambic? please post full ssn and blood type as well, just to make sure it gets there.
4 years ago
So tell me, why do you pay for pussy?
4 years ago
okay bonu, I'll get right on that.

ss# fuck u bonu
4 years ago
it's only $5, nooby.
4 years ago
i challenge you to be less of a douche bag , drinking trendy beer (i dont always drink beer, unless im a fucking fag) trendy clothing wearing faggot hipster with a iphone in a trendy "cafe" with your trendy faggot sunglasses trying to be cool, you fucking trendy has been piece of shit.
4 years ago
bono? what tool, u dont think that a fuckinnoob would have the audacity to bully himself into ur sick and fucked up sacred circle of degenerates and loosers? p fucking s whiskey tango, i aint fucking bono.
4 years ago
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
4 years ago
"into your circle"

We are not a circle. We are a bunch of real life faggots and rejects who hate most of our peers.
4 years ago
Don't feed the trolls Bono you know better
4 years ago
Hi LL,
* Akameldon waits for the little bitches to get angry.. *
4 years ago
Loosers!!!
4 years ago
The dude is 4 hours old. If he's not an alt then he is an obvious try-hard faggot probably from Europe or the southern US...

Also post tits you cunt
4 years ago
He is an alt. He knows too much.
4 years ago
*Bono hides his IP address*
4 years ago
from chicago you fucking degenerates. ip is up and running if you fucks must know

love ur hair severum, very feminie
4 years ago
actually rum, kinda fucking gay, like cock sucking faggot gay, just saying. Queer
4 years ago
fuck you bono, "master of bullshit"
4 years ago
is your IP really up and running?
4 years ago
Thanks!!! Now show me your cock or cunt then hang yourself with a rusty piano string.
4 years ago
god... have I really resorted to trolling myself
4 years ago
aw rum, don't get mad bcause u look like a butch dyke with "serious" arm tattoos

*not hiding my ip, with the delusions that prism doesn't know u, BONO.
4 years ago
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/I9yHFAAhUq0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
4 years ago
owh yeah
4 years ago
^noob. can any of u fucking cunts help, or does ur holier than thou bullshit prevent a noob from entering into your sacrosanct ranks of defiled delusions?
4 years ago
how about you stop trying so hard and then you'll seem like less of a faggot. that will be conducive to your goal
4 years ago
Well now I've got some advice for you, little buddy.

Before you point the finger you should know that I'm the man, ad if I'm the man, then you're the man, and he's the man as well so you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
4 years ago
like you know wtf my goal is. or do you......
please, enlighten me as to my end game, master of....muchoo?!?!
kinda like shit king, no? bono?
4 years ago
losloobs, no tienes una penocha que lambiar? dyke
4 years ago
Huh? I don't speak beaner and it don't talk to alt account noob try hards unless they have something of value to add. Now fuck off
4 years ago
how fucking cliche rum, like all us fucking degenerates dont know every tool song word for word. How long does it take you to wash, condition, and blow dry ur faggot ass hair, u pussy?
4 years ago
for someone who doesn't speak "beaner", you sure picked a shitty name . "Alt acct"?, that shit is getting old, like anyone "lurking" for a minute or two with half a brain couldn't see all u fucks for what you are.
4 years ago
thanks for you valuable contribution, non beaner speaking "loslobos", which i might add, IS FUCKING BEANER SPEAK YOU STUPID CUNT!!!
4 years ago
loslo is norwegian slang for "I am" and bos means "tranny"
4 years ago
there is some question if lospedos is more chorizo than panocha, nooby.
4 years ago
Now all of MENSA is gathered. I'll just watch what you guys come up with, it's all fairly amusing
4 years ago
so, loslo actually means "i am a tranny" in norweigan?
good bono, not "loslobos", which means the wolves in....wait, u already know what it means u fucker. please inform loslobos that she is a norwegian tranny.

tr, don't you have money to collect from zeke?
4 years ago
not the cp you were hoping for, right, bb?

http://i.imgur.com/2Gmv5
4 years ago
what money, nooby?
4 years ago
ur mensa bet. u do belong to mensa, correct?
4 years ago
i really liked the smell of your full blown melt down in the morning....
4 years ago
that's what the card says, nooby.

but zeke had the good sense to not take a sucker bet like that...there was only one user stupid enough to fall for it.
4 years ago
granted, i am a noob, still doesn't detract from ur full blown melt down, which i kinda admire....i've had more than a few myselph
4 years ago
see, nooby, the problem with that is you're totally wrong.

careful study would show that, in fact, i crushed all the doubters and naysayers...what with having the credentials in question.
4 years ago
point taken, yet, in the process of crushing the naysayers, and please, correct me if i'm wrong, u accumulated many haters and few likes?
4 years ago
not like anyone actually gives a single fuck tr.
4 years ago
You should buy a pro account, then you could change your name to fuckinpro.
4 years ago
seems like the giving a fuck ship set sail when you thought enough to ask the question, nooby....
4 years ago
furthermore, i've had detractors and haters for 7 years now...nothing's really changed.
4 years ago
you should keep you unsolicited opinions up your fucking ass puke.

point taken tr.
4 years ago
If this isn't an alt...

Best Noob ever.
4 years ago
NOT A FUCKING ALT U FUCKING CUNTS!!!!

And yes, I am the best noob ever, thank you for noticing freshie.
4 years ago
No prob.
4 years ago
well, thanks anywho, this might be the toughest crowd on earth, literally.
4 years ago
Not really.

Just a bunch of fail-trolls who try to yell louder than the few who have something funny or worthwhile to add.
4 years ago
Where do i send your freshie? Pls include actual physical address, ssn#, blood type, and semen/ovary specimen for a big fat J. kinda love you, not in a gay way, unless ur a chick, which ur obviously not.
4 years ago
fuckinnoob if you want people to believe that you're not an alt, pic with sign......i promise I won't shop more than 2 cocks in your mouth
4 years ago
zeke - didnt yak call out this guy as being "pvssylicker" (whoever the fuck that might be) on the smerf challenge thread?
4 years ago
dunno....but pussyhands would make sense
4 years ago
It's pvssylicker alt
4 years ago
Fuck you too jrob
4 years ago
and again - who the fuck is pvssy?
4 years ago
Nobody
4 years ago
some noob
4 years ago
=nooby
4 years ago
i'll send u a pic, seeing as i'm too much of a fuckinnoob to know how to post it here....

Losbeaneros, wow, you really must be "somebody"?, huh?
4 years ago
yeah, pvssylicker alt, u fucking geniuses figured me out. I maybe made 1 comment under that name, then realized how fucking gay it was, so opted for a more apropos handle. GOOD JOB!!!
4 years ago
I got grit under my nails more important than you
4 years ago
*shit
4 years ago
*puke
4 years ago
^Amazing that you would spend even a second of you precious beaner time on responding to the likes of me. Pls say something witty in response.
4 years ago
5 comments.....and sub a fucking pic with sign
you seem like a smart boy, I'm sure you can figure it out
4 years ago
and why are you calling the hot swede a beaner?
4 years ago
hot swede? 'cause she's been doin nothing but giving me grief since i got here, so fuck her hot swedish ass.

i'm way too fuckin hung over to learn how to sub anything right now, specially if ur just gonna shop big nigger dicks into it zeke.
4 years ago
the "hot" part is debatable
4 years ago
who said anything about nigger dicks?
4 years ago
uncut latinos prolly
4 years ago
stfcvbuil@gmail.com if ur so interested zeke. maybe you could teach me how?
4 years ago
I'm an uncut latino!!!
4 years ago
go to the big blue button at the top right and click it
then title, tag, upload
4 years ago
ok....then little asian is maybe more your style
i'm enjoying getting to know you and your optimal penis match
4 years ago
well, half cut anyways
4 years ago
So this faggot is kvlt or whatever that dumbasses name was that misused 'v's?
4 years ago
wut?
4 years ago
GO RAMS!
4 years ago
done and done, and fuck you suckinmymandick
4 years ago
zeke, u like ur own comments?
4 years ago
Judging by your picture, I doubt you have much of one to suck, you filthy jew.
4 years ago
wow your attempt at doing 6 beer actually made me gag

totally muchoworthy
4 years ago
Those pizza rolls came back on me after 4 hours, fuck them things!
4 years ago
budweiser?!? he went through all that trouble for FUCKING BUDWEISER!!!!! WTAF!!!
4 years ago
become less of a neanderthal tool.
4 years ago
*neanderthal, tool.
4 years ago
FUCKING BUDWEISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
4 years ago
Toolman rules!

* severum makes Tim "the toolman" Taylor grunt noises *
4 years ago
dont you have beautiful and long hair to comb, fag?
4 years ago
No, it brushes itself. Does anybody even use combs anymore?
4 years ago
so, u admit to being a brush using faggot? Good to know.
4 years ago
how is that good to know?
4 years ago
knowledge is power, jack of all trades
4 years ago
good try tooly... I like your tags tho
4 years ago
jack of all trades, and master of.......
4 years ago
also all
4 years ago
So really I am the best AND 2nd best at everything
4 years ago
is the sky blue in ur dimension?
4 years ago
Why don't the both of you go blow the same goat
4 years ago
well, according to you tool, that would defy the laws of physics, and render our existence null and void...u really want to go there? don't u have shit beer to drink? and an equally fat wife to "fuck"?
4 years ago
No, it's to hard to fuck her so we don't fuck anymore due to the stroke and all.
4 years ago
Can she not handle it? What's keeping you from talking her into just letting you slip it in?
4 years ago
it's not like she can run away or anything, right?
4 years ago
Fuck the Steelers. That is all.
4 years ago
the raiders can suck my dick
4 years ago
I'm starting to like this guy (bonu)
4 years ago
FUCK YOU!!! I'M NOT FUCKING BONO!!!!

^screams of desperation, you fat white trash garbage beer drinking fuck.
4 years ago
punky......
4 years ago
Severum...
4 years ago
not punky either heather, thank you, come again. (preferably all over my cock)
4 years ago
2 n o, both dykes are OUT!!!
4 years ago
Just die
4 years ago
dyke or want me to 'come all over your cock', which is it?
4 years ago
actually nevermind, i dont really wanna talk to you. ignore that.
4 years ago
are they mutually exclusive?

@losnonbeaneros, how fucking original. just live
4 years ago
Dear mr. Pvssylicker, kill yourself
4 years ago
ah, you have found me out!!! Good job losbeaneros. Wow, u really amaze me with ur ...actually, no, u do nothing for me, other than to show ur tremendous expenditure of time on mucho, and complete lack of originality. Anything original? Anything?!?!?!
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU_PKkza8YE
4 years ago
You seem angry
4 years ago
i am anything but. nice to hear something somewhat different from your "DIE" mantra. the pot calling the kettle black, methinks.....
4 years ago
i fucking love you lobos
4 years ago
Up vote for the T-Shirt
4 years ago
I didn't know those shirts came in XXF.
4 years ago
recover password
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