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toolman's Challenge

I can never do anything without being bothered

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted October 12th 2013

390 comments
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comments (390)
Hahahaha.... nice one Tool
3 years ago


Hi my name is Pamela please email me is very important (misspamela20@hotmail.com)




11 months ago
Oh great.
11 months ago
If I do you gonna post some nudes on here ?
11 months ago
Fucking classic.
3 years ago
Toolman wins......
3 years ago
THE TWO MINUTES STARTS WHEN YOU START EATING
3 years ago
you didn't put that in your rule book!!!
3 years ago
Must you always yell?
3 years ago
well.... yea bono did like a year or more ago when he did it :(
3 years ago
^ what the hell does that even mean?
I mean, I've been trying to decipher that comment for the last four hours and I'm still drawing a blank :(
3 years ago
This just made my day!
3 years ago
this was better than you eating 28 pizza rolls.

but not as good as you eating 30 :c
3 years ago
to be honest, I couldn't eat 20 if you paid me
3 years ago
do you not like them or is it the old man metabolism?
3 years ago
OMM
3 years ago
I make up for it in alcoholic beverages though, but I never could chug fast either.
3 years ago
there should really be a shot challenge
3 years ago
as many as you can take in a minute
3 years ago
has to be at least 80 proof
3 years ago
I need to go buy a shitload of shotglasses
3 years ago
no chasers within the minute
3 years ago
we already talked about the shot challenge
as many shots as you can drink in 60 seconds
has to be at least 80 proof but can be whatever booze you like
3 years ago
well, that was 4 in 55 seconds with a lot of talking in between
3 years ago
and no chaser
3 years ago
its called the "Do not try this 60 second challenge unless you absolve muchosucko of all responsibility for my possible death challenge"
3 years ago
Crown Royal baby
3 years ago
well.. chasers should be fine... its a speed challenge so chasers would be kinda dumb
3 years ago
title = "The Iron Liver"
3 years ago
I don't want to see a video of bono sipping his coke in between three shots
3 years ago
chasers are for non alcoholic pussies!
3 years ago
the point is any 'sipping' would basically cause you to lose
3 years ago
you also have to record a video telling everyone to fuck off 30 minutes after you do the challenge
3 years ago
shotglasses 1 oz or 1.5?
3 years ago
basically whatever you have.... i think 1.5 is most common in the usa?
3 years ago
zeke is mad I can outdrink him. basically, I did better in 8 seconds than he has done in his whole miserable life.
3 years ago
better yet yak, recite the abc's without singing it.
That's how I got my DUI
3 years ago
1.5 it is
let's see it willy
3 years ago
hahahahah
someone should really make a wiki of all the challenges
at least then people could see all the rules in one spot
3 years ago
Bonu, why not try and see how many dicks you can make cum in a minute. Bet you'd win that one too.
3 years ago
oh yeah and a list of all the attempts.
3 years ago
yup with current title holder
3 years ago
tho unless we put a little mermaid singstar challenge i dont think bono is going to lose the ones he has
3 years ago
im gonna dominate bono like an underaged tawainese prostitute in the pizza roll challenge,the others i cant compete
3 years ago
I concede that bono is able to eat and drink faster than me. But shots is a different story.
3 years ago
And I'd also probably be able to take a longer piss
3 years ago
When are you going to get in on the action yak?
3 years ago
and I'll be trying the pizza roll challenge again in January, when I can actually prepare them the proper way
3 years ago
possibly tonight depending how many i drink before
3 years ago
its faketoberfest
3 years ago
atta boy
3 years ago
tho when i do the 6 in 60 challenge (6 beer in 60 seconds or less) i will have to do it outside because i have every intention of puking... theres no fucking way i wont
3 years ago
foampukenado basically :(
3 years ago
Now how much more Mucho worthy is that?
3 years ago
that will make it the first muchoworthy challenge ever
3 years ago
Make sure you get Deja to video tape it and add comment while the challenge is going on.
3 years ago
thats why the pussies who are like 'i cant chug' are annoying me about this whole thing
its a mucho challenge for fuck sake... its kind of the point to fail
.. but fail awesomely
3 years ago
im like the WORST chugger... i even hate doing shots... but ill try.. and very very VERY probably fail HORRIBLY :P
3 years ago
we won't make fun of you, I swear

* toolman961 giggles his mother fucking ass off *
3 years ago
tonight ill be finding out how many beers my das boot holds so i know exactly how many to shoot for to start :(
3 years ago
ill do the chug challenge but if i dont puke im not subbing it
3 years ago
if someone doesnt i would be disappointed
im not like bono or zeke who are sad about being made fun of... canadians make fun of themselves
3 years ago
ahahahah
well... to be fair.. if you can do 6 beer in 60 seconds.. REGARDLESS of puking thats pretty impressive
3 years ago
just for the rules..... beers must be poured into glasses so we know its beer... and its 60seconds... not 2 minutes or 5 minutes or wahtever the fuck.. and its not show and tell ;/
3 years ago
But I have a beer fridgemiester, and why would I lie?

I know what I'll do.
3 years ago
toolman basically 72oz ish worth of beer...
3 years ago
yeah, I know. Three of my large beer glasses
3 years ago
But I'm going to wait until these heavy ass pizza rolls digest a bit.
3 years ago
you need me to hold your purse for you nancy?
3 years ago
would you please
3 years ago
my mangina's been bothering me all day.
3 years ago
My nipples are soar too
3 years ago
I think I'm going to start my period. 8(
3 years ago
anybody have a poon?
3 years ago
* jrob2020 throws midol *
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/14UIhUE.jpg
3 years ago
Beer challenge day?
3 years ago
do the shot challenge pussy
3 years ago
I got a bottle right here.
3 years ago
but I dont have shot glasses.
3 years ago
typical oster
3 years ago
:(

I would need like 15 shot glasses. I would waste time filling the same one up. but I could get out a measuring cup fill it, then pour that into a glass. Then again I have half a 750 ml.
3 years ago
do the salt and ice challenge on your forehead
3 years ago
you first.
3 years ago
if neither of you submits a salt & ice on forehead challenge by tonight at 12:00, you are banned
3 years ago
meh.
3 years ago
we used to do that on our hands and the letter that showed up was the first letter of the girl you would marry :(
3 years ago
How did that work out for you?
3 years ago
way to make a pain threshold challenge gay as hell jrob
3 years ago
i was like 10 f off
3 years ago
So what was the boys name that you married? 8)
3 years ago
nice self like toolman420
3 years ago
I liked it as I was typing it, that's all.
3 years ago
at least I didn't up vote my own sub Shirley
3 years ago
only faggots self-like
3 years ago
...if they don't have a title
3 years ago
agreed
3 years ago
double self likes are extra faggy
3 years ago
fags
3 years ago
Nice shirt bro
3 years ago
Bought it at the Mucho store.
3 years ago
All proceeds go to dik's beer fund.
3 years ago
*yaks
3 years ago
If yak was truly a Jew he would've had the merchandising down by now
3 years ago
Sure could use a mucho hoodie
3 years ago
Yeah...why don't we have a store yukums?
3 years ago
They said the mucho store would come after the free t-shirts :/
3 years ago
Nothing says 'Unemployed' like a mucho hoodie.
3 years ago
yea.. we have to actually make the shirts first
boosh has no opposable thumbs you insensitive bastards
3 years ago
Put me down for a mucho poncho
3 years ago
Do you think blue is my color?
3 years ago
It's very slimming.
3 years ago
Better make it yellow zeke so they can see you when retrieving the golf balls.
3 years ago
glow in the dark :(
3 years ago
and she called me a fat ass.
3 years ago
Learn how to china yak
3 years ago
I was thinking black. Really deja could just put some masking tape on a trash bag and I'd rock it.
3 years ago
china was the old mucho store.. and look how those shirts turned out :(
NO THANKS
3 years ago
but she wouldn't cut any holes out for you to breath.
3 years ago
new shirts are going to be artisanally crafted by us
3 years ago
No mucho jersey for jrob?
3 years ago
would rock it every day
3 years ago
well... once we actually *DO* the shirts we will be able to do more custom things
3 years ago
zipper hoodies? I'm a fan of the zipper
3 years ago
pullover you philistine
3 years ago
pullover > zipper
3 years ago
why don't you just ask for a mucho jumper for you and your boyfriend fries
3 years ago
You should think before you type Mr. Hitler. 8/
3 years ago
Mucho thong. Those would sell like hotcakes.
3 years ago
jumper is sweater in limey
also, I will be needing an official mucho sweater vest
3 years ago
How about manzeres
3 years ago
Dawww that was so cute
3 years ago
I was thinking of your lips the whole time I was shoving that gun barrel up her ass.
3 years ago
A lip comment, i guess that video spent all your creativity for the week :(
3 years ago
Nah
3 years ago
haha! cute
3 years ago
That was fucking Hilarious!!
3 years ago
Oh, by the way, the wife and I sat down and enjoyed our pizza rolls together.
3 years ago
Cute Toolman
3 years ago
that just doesn't sound right :/
3 years ago
Cute Toolman961
3 years ago
doesn't make it any better
3 years ago
plus, the T is not capitalized for your informations
3 years ago
Cute toolman961
3 years ago
that's better
3 years ago
TR WILLK

YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE

WILL YOU STOP POSTING REPETITIVE COMMENTS AT FRESHIE IF I WRITE, PERFORM, AND POST A LOVE SONG ABOUT YOU TWO
3 years ago
PLEASE READ THIS THREAD AND GIVE ME AN ANSWER SO I CAN START WORKING ON IT TONIGHT
3 years ago
he won't, but you should do it anyway
3 years ago
as long as somebody calls him a welcher every time he comments...it doesn't have to be me.
3 years ago
it doesn't even have to be every time...just with regularity.

even the most casual user of this site should associate him with welching.
3 years ago
ill take over for a while
3 years ago
Why, what did he do?
3 years ago
since you ask...like many others, he refused to believe that i was a "member" of mensa (in the sense that the only thing holding me back was paying the dues).

there was a $200 wager made over it. then, because he couldn't wait, he made an additional $500 wager at 5 to 1 that i couldn't post the qualifying sat scores. i did and he failed to pay.
3 years ago
despite his lack of payment, i still sent the dues in to mensa anyway when i won $100 at a poker free roll some weeks back.
3 years ago
Do you know Leif Gantvoort personally?
3 years ago
no.
3 years ago
Well, with someone who has a higher IQ, did you ever think for one minute that he would have paid you anyway?
3 years ago
as i pointed out at the time, i wasn't sure which would be more satifying, when he paid or when he didn't pay.
3 years ago
you guys are being childish... i mean, over an internet bet ?? as far as im concerned.... no handshake = no bet
3 years ago
if a user isn't going to back up what they type, then they should just stick to irrelevancies and clowning and such and leave the serious talk for serious men.

that's the real point here....
3 years ago
"serious talk".... on MS...??? you must be joking
3 years ago
Hi Jirky, Willky.
3 years ago
you are a mensa member and arent sure which would be more satisfying? 700$ or spamming the same comments over and over?

newsflash its the 700$
3 years ago
serious talk on the internet, you must not be as smart as you think you are. Come on tr, I've never heard more shit spewed out of all these asshole's mouths in such a short time then all the people I've known in my entire life.
3 years ago
but i can't know until i have that $700...not that i would have done anything with it but spent it on muchosucko anyway....
3 years ago
well, toolman, as an example, when you said you used to rob drug dealers in florida, i took that as a serious comment...unlike this video which was clearly made for comedic purposes.
3 years ago
true, but when have you even know me to lie aboot anything?
I'm 52 and have nothing to prove to you all. This video should show proof of that.
3 years ago
and when I was doing that, my wife had just left me and drugs and alcohol were a large part of my life because I wanted to kill her and had no respect for my own values.
3 years ago
* Akameldon wonders why he walked into this bar, sat down next to this man, and witch one of us is going to end up dead before the end of the night *
3 years ago
Juuuust kidding..
3 years ago
I liked it but didn't want to correct you with you forgot the word wonder in there somewhere.
3 years ago
I'm a whole different person now, especially since I'm elderly now too.
3 years ago
Sorry bout that, I'll be more careful next time
3 years ago
Elderly my ass..
3 years ago
that's alright, I knew what you meant.
3 years ago
52 is elderly when you drink instead of exercise
3 years ago
Ohh, your talking about it in our terms, ok then yes I understand, I'm fucking tired too..
3 years ago
@Bono

Do it regardless of what that pedophile fatbody's answer will be.
3 years ago
I's on like Donkey Kong now

* toolman961 possum skuttles *
3 years ago
see, look at that?

he slunk in like a coward and i didn't even notice.
3 years ago
Toolman, whats the Revolver you have? I cant really see what it is.
3 years ago
Ruger Security Six-357
I bought it off a retired state trooper who carried this until they switched to the 9mm semi automatics
3 years ago
Cool, I thought it kind of looked like a Ruger from the top of the frame being smooth cut like a Blackhawk, very nice choice, how do you like it shooting wise?
3 years ago
A long as you keep it under 200 grains, it's pretty accurate.
3 years ago
You reload? very smart to do, what have you got for a reloader?
3 years ago
I ask because I used to reload.
3 years ago
no
3 years ago
ok
3 years ago
Fat fat fatass.
3 years ago
Only my wife can call me that mother fucker
3 years ago
Obviously, he secretly wants to be your wife.
3 years ago
He you seen his ass? B)
3 years ago
^Have

3 years ago
I don't know why but either my keyboard or my computer doesn't pick up the first few letters when I begin to type. Any answers without being a smartass?
3 years ago
DHS virus.
3 years ago
Without being a smartass? You ask too much.
3 years ago
Ahem...I recommend you stop muchoing while drunk.
3 years ago
Use your forehead.
3 years ago
Use your gun.
3 years ago
How aboot I use a great big fuck off you doughnut punchers!
3 years ago
Just trying to help.
3 years ago
Wnt a doughnut?
3 years ago
Seriously, I'll tell you what any nerd will tell you at a help desk: Buy a new keyboard. A really expensive one.
3 years ago
But I spent all my money already, well, all but about, I mean aboot 600 dollars.
3 years ago
Hmmm. Try this: Turn over your keyboard and shake out the collection of food and dust.
3 years ago
Ijust did that and then it started fucking up.
3 years ago
^see
3 years ago
it won't space, it leaves out letters, but just at the beginning.
3 years ago
after the first two words, it's alright.
3 years ago
Organize a "toolman needs a new keyboard" benefit. Have punky's band play, with the return of High Risk.
3 years ago
The Movie?
3 years ago
Now you're on to something.
3 years ago
Can yak be the host of it all?
3 years ago
As long as there's booze, I'm sure he'll be there.
3 years ago
I'll do the lights
3 years ago
and fog machine
3 years ago
I already have beer here, do you need anything else?
3 years ago
you supply the hot stepdaughter we got everything else
3 years ago
I'll take your ano step daughter if you're offering
3 years ago
* jrob2020 walks in the door with two tallboys *
3 years ago
A dunk booth for noobs and tranny strippers.
3 years ago
done
3 years ago
she ain't mine
3 years ago
do I have to supply the lights?
3 years ago
the less lights the better
3 years ago
So what you're saying is a light switch?
3 years ago
Flashlight should suffice.
3 years ago
But fleshlight is what you will end up with..
3 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/jRMQr.jpg
3 years ago
toolman did you see my pizza roll challenge?
I'm not begging for a vote here but the lack of vote makes me wonder
3 years ago
theres so many :(
3 years ago
but yours is the only one that made me hard
3 years ago
glad I could help
3 years ago
it was the noises wasn't it?
3 years ago
It's all green just like dush's so I couldn't see either of them so I didn't vote. I mean, I up vote all user self subs but like I said, I couldn't see it or hear it.
3 years ago
weird
yak fucked up the sound, but the video should work
3 years ago
Cn you send it to me in an Email?
3 years ago
i was just imagining dat ass
3 years ago
no, it was all green
3 years ago
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/49756226/PizzaRoll.mov
3 years ago
whose ass
3 years ago
it'll probably take a minute to load
3 years ago
dat babysmooth zeke butt
3 years ago
nope, Quick time failed came up on the monitor.
3 years ago
well it was pretty pathetic anyway because I had to microwave them....but the point was the 24 oz dog bite chug
3 years ago
My quicktime failed to, had to right click his link and click Save Link As then save it to my computer. I dunno if Windows Media Player plays Mov. files though....
3 years ago
pretty sure it does
3 years ago
and the link worked for me nooooobs
3 years ago
Having quicktime on your computer is not something to be proud of.
3 years ago
ive never heard of it :(
3 years ago
Hahaha!
3 years ago
sending an email now tool
3 years ago
well, uploading to mucho mail now
3 years ago
it's not sending :/
3 years ago
If your link didn't work, then the video most likely wouldn't either.
3 years ago
The video works for me and jrob
3 years ago
the dropbox link that is
3 years ago
but mucho mail isn't working
3 years ago
don't feel bad zeke, I didn't vote on Dushes either.
3 years ago
well mine's the same except for Comcast.net
3 years ago
idc about the vote. meh, fuck it.
3 years ago
but I still want to see it. 8)
3 years ago
file's too large to send from my email
3 years ago
open it in windows movie maker and save as Best for email.
That's what I do when something won't upload.
3 years ago
I think you guys gotta update your quicktime or view the dropbox link with another application. It's a .mov file.
3 years ago
I don't have windows movie maker, and I tried to trim off the first minute but it converted it to mp4 and made the file size larger :/
3 years ago
How aboot I just jump on the bike and I'll come watch it at your house Mr. Hitler :)
3 years ago
Sounds good
3 years ago
and I just up voted both yours and Dushes just for user subs alone
3 years ago
I'm emailing a .mov file now
3 years ago
I'm getting ready for the 6 in 60
3 years ago
Lol and it was under 2 minutes , well done toolie
3 years ago
* jrob2020 passes on the obvious joke and calls fries' mum a slut *
3 years ago
* Barret makes fun of jrobs circular head *
3 years ago
* jrob2020 quietly sings a tommylife song *
3 years ago
Thank you, thank you very much
3 years ago
you're up late tonight fries.
3 years ago
I'm about to retire for the night
3 years ago
nite nite
3 years ago
Nite toolie
3 years ago
NINI GUYS
3 years ago
you going to bed too?
3 years ago
fuck no
3 years ago
Bed at 9 o clock..what a fucking pussay
3 years ago
it's only 8 or 7 where he's at
3 years ago
its 8 fgt
3 years ago
CST masterrace
3 years ago
oh well that explains everything
3 years ago
you're not in MTN.
3 years ago
est YAYUH!
3 years ago
is fgt the gay way to say faggot?
3 years ago
SENT TOOL!
3 years ago
That's how we roll, huh zeke
3 years ago
eastern standard time or go fuck your mother.
3 years ago
its 02:55 fkn fgts!
3 years ago
in drumraves timezone..........trying to claim master race
3 years ago
drumraves in MY timezone.
3 years ago
We're the ones the light first shines upon....master race
3 years ago
you share a timezone like you share the cocks at the bathhouse
3 years ago
And who's in your time zone? DangerousDug?
pwnd
3 years ago
PUNKY?!?!
3 years ago
no hes in yours im pretty sure
3 years ago
i have possum........queso,jen....ummmm.......
3 years ago
punky is also in yours

pwn
3 years ago
tr....
3 years ago
idek where punky's from
3 years ago
I got Plantshit and Boxleightener.
3 years ago
barret is teh winrar
3 years ago
whunu
3 years ago
where's punky from?
3 years ago
Tenn
3 years ago
Tennessee
3 years ago
yu spell it all out yu lose
3 years ago
Lord I've really been real stressed...
3 years ago
Tenn is not a state possum
3 years ago
Down and out, losing rest
although I am black and proud
my problems got me pessimistic
3 years ago
neither is indianapolis :(
3 years ago
assface isnt a real person either, so it works
3 years ago
My brothers and sisters keep messing up
why does it have to be so damn tough
i don't know where i can go
to get these ghost out of my soul
3 years ago
indiana :(
3 years ago
i wish he was around for once.....all that BOOMER SOONER shiet
3 years ago
zele are you singing that as you type it?
3 years ago
Got it zeke, those facial expressions were gold and when you nearly choked on your drink and spewed it up into your face, that was just a bonus, Well done sir. But I do wish you would have said something.
3 years ago
We have pro sports teams faggot.
3 years ago
yeah possum but I'm spacing the next verse
3 years ago
what was up with the silent movies anyway?
3 years ago
Tool did you see Tr throw up in his mouth while eating pizza rolls?
3 years ago
my grandma's passed, my brother's gone
i never at once felt so alone

A GAME OF HORSESHOES!
3 years ago
oh we owned the pacers a day or two ago too
3 years ago
yeah, I don't blame him either.
3 years ago
anybody doing the 6 in 60 tonight?
3 years ago
we have a pro sports team too

the Sioux Falls Baby Beaters
3 years ago
Just shitty cams poss. and Macs.
3 years ago
what's their record poss
3 years ago
I was going to talk then I realized I'd just be saying "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.....you cool, fuck you i'm out"
and then shoving pizza rolls in my face
so i figured silence is sometimes the best bet
3 years ago
30 to life
3 years ago
I think i'm done with challenges til January
then I'll do the pizza rolls the proper way, do 6 in 60 directly after
then go for a walk in the woods with toolman
3 years ago
that's inpressive
3 years ago
a real gangsta ass nigga dont talk much
all you gear is the plack from the gunblast
and real gangsta ass niggas cant run for shit
cause real gangsta ass niggas cant run fast
-geto boys
3 years ago
what's the 6 60 thingy again?
3 years ago
interposting bitches
3 years ago
6 beers in 60 seconds
3 years ago
-listens to scarface now.
3 years ago
hm - i could do that
3 years ago
Bullshit
3 years ago
^report spam
3 years ago
I'm getting ready too.
3 years ago
let me rephrase - i HAVE done that
3 years ago
M-m-m-manboobs.

M-m-m-manboobs.
3 years ago
nite all
3 years ago
well, try at least. I never could chug fast. I can do it, but I don't know if it will be in 60 seconds.
3 years ago
Shit we did in the 70's and 80's doesn't count poss.
3 years ago
fuck you guys are old
3 years ago
STFU
3 years ago
Fine fine...i guess its time for some punky-sleep.
3 years ago
your day is coming jrob
3 years ago
Say goodnight to Box for me
3 years ago
Zzzzzzzz.....
3 years ago
MAKE SURE YOU WAKE UP HEALTHY TOOLMAN
3 years ago
HI PUNKY
3 years ago
You're not even going to dignify jrob with a response Punky?
What a fucking faggot
3 years ago
best reality show ever!
3 years ago
The tools
3 years ago
fuck you throb
3 years ago
8(
3 years ago
He really is from Texas, isn't he?
3 years ago
rock of love was the correct answer
3 years ago
aw, I was so close too
3 years ago
So, I hate to say this and all, but this was totally set up so you could get out of it right?
3 years ago
No, that's how I live my life everyday.
3 years ago
holy shit - a non-bumped 90
3 years ago
It's like the good old days, precrash era
3 years ago
and what would you know about the good old days ma'am?
3 years ago
I was there and I want to know what a non-bumped 90 is?
3 years ago
Toolman: when you get 90 upvotes without the mods helping by artificially raising the score.
3 years ago
34 votes, 94 score, hmmmmm.
3 years ago
When I seen 90 I counted and I came up with 72, what's up with that?
3 years ago
Now it's legitimately 80
3 years ago
but who's counting
fuckinnoob, I mean bonu
3 years ago
Toolwoman FTW!
3 years ago
You're late! Go to bed.
3 years ago
Fuck you! Go to the bar!
3 years ago
Apparently, I need to get in on the beer drinking challenges.
3 years ago
nobody wants to see you get drunk and raise your skirt.
3 years ago
yes we do
3 years ago
I think we need an update to this with another attempt...
2 years ago
hahahaha
2 years ago
this was one of toolmans funnier 'facebook' type subs
11 months ago
recover password
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