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muchoers gone wild

by DushanMandik

submitted October 12th 2013

137 comments
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comments (137)
what the fuck did you do
4 years ago
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO FUCK THIS UP
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
let me guess.. you didnt use handbrake after ;/
4 years ago
ill fix this.
4 years ago
I'm guessing from the length of video + audio he didn't come close to beating me.
4 years ago
half way through i hear puking
4 years ago
so i suspect this might be worth it
4 years ago
No, I did you fg.
4 years ago
Is piss in bottle on its way?
4 years ago
sometimes I think Dush's stupidity has to be an act.
4 years ago
Sad story, it isn't
4 years ago
Sorry I don't have the time to spend all day scouring the net for various ways to be 'leet'....sorry. My sincere apologizes
4 years ago
Or have time to correctly hit the 'record' button
4 years ago
or to spell l33t properly...
4 years ago
Hey so new idea.
4 years ago
I'm going to see how much I can piss at once.
4 years ago
please dont talk about piss... dush is already pissing in fucking cans in chat....
4 years ago
How are you measuring this? because I might have a chance at this one
4 years ago
only resealable cans so its fine
4 years ago
>implying you have a cast-iron bladder that would rival Bono's
4 years ago
My bladder is quite impressive sir
4 years ago
The only thing that is "impressive" is the strength of your knees and your gift of locomotion.
4 years ago
All powered by my bladder
4 years ago
since its apparently sideways as well... i guess ill fix that too...
4 years ago
it's workingn't
4 years ago
You drank Coors Lite. You lose by default.
4 years ago
You lose by not submitting shit. fy asshole.
4 years ago
In this case not submitting shit is better than submitting shit.
4 years ago
Because that's what you submitted. Shit.
4 years ago
I hope you at least waited for those mountains to turn blue.
4 years ago
Just so you know even if yak fixes this


my downvote stays
4 years ago
just as a quick question tho.. what percent is coors light there? 5%?
4 years ago
Nearly all American beer is 5%
4 years ago
Interwebs says 4.2%
4 years ago
http://www.alcoholcontents.com/beer/
4 years ago
so basically Dush drank a redbull
4 years ago
pretty much yeah
4 years ago
There was a time when I lived in Vermont where before I even thought about what I was doing that night I'd go through 24 rolling rocks. That shit is like tonic water
4 years ago
marry me.
4 years ago
I assumed all American beer was watery like that
4 years ago
* squatface looks around for other people *
4 years ago
Me?
4 years ago
* Heather nods *

4 years ago
I feel a mucho romance blossoming

* TheAllMightyToaster just think of the stickers at their wedding *
4 years ago
Prolly the best sticker decorated wedding ever
4 years ago
I'm afraid to see the contestants...
4 years ago
Sticker wars can be pretty brutal. Sometimes it comes down how you pose in front of your work
4 years ago
I want to be the sticker girl
4 years ago
Are you ready to give up everything you believe in in the name of adhesive art?
4 years ago
I live and breath adhesive art
4 years ago
im.... im so confused.
4 years ago
I sold my bed for a roll of vinyl
4 years ago
You don't even understand my sticker buying obsession
4 years ago
It nearly rivals that of glitter
4 years ago
usually glitterfags do't get along with stickerpunks.
Go figure
4 years ago
I play a few sides of things, I like to not be put in boxes
4 years ago
I feel like the jilted bride standing alone at the alter right now.... im listening to bon iver right now guys... help a girl out.
4 years ago
* squatface puts away his boxes *
4 years ago
Heather I'm tryin to hook a sista up with mad stickers! You want the perfect sticker wedding or not?
4 years ago
its like goign to a party with a girl... and 5 seconds at the party shes making out with some random dood
4 years ago
Heather, would you walk down the isle if Anne Murray was playing?
4 years ago
right?!

f u guys.
4 years ago
Well yak, I was trying to help sell the cow so her milk wouldn't be free
4 years ago
IM JUST TRYING TO HELP

* TheAllMightyToaster being a bridesmaid is never easy *
4 years ago
Chicks always fight over the squat
4 years ago
depends what she was singing.... shes a musical magician though so I'm sure it would be fantastic. so yes.
4 years ago
Good answer.
4 years ago
thank you
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster takes her bed off of craigslist *

4 years ago
I'm thinking of renting out the legion in sault st marie for the reception. The smell reminds me of different times
4 years ago
thats so romantic
4 years ago
I "get" how you chicks think
4 years ago
OBV.

maybe we could go to Flint for the honeymoon
4 years ago
First dance to kid rock?
4 years ago
* squatface trembles *
4 years ago
well yes... thats the only way we'd make it out alive
4 years ago
hey, blondie, remember when your tag read "dush's bitch"?

yeah, let's hope he mans up and that happens, otherwise this will just disappear....
4 years ago
who knew, you're even more obnoxious when you're 'drunk'.
4 years ago
oh my fucking god
4 years ago
hold the motherfucking phone
4 years ago
stop the presses
4 years ago
* yak throat punches tr *

4 years ago
way to stop my diatribe on a soon to be deleted submission.
4 years ago
hard to resist, isnt it?
4 years ago
i had a whole thing, too...
4 years ago
i mean, if i'm the "most" obnoxious she's ever seen, how could i be more obnoxious unless she was mistaken?
4 years ago
good thing this is getting deleted, right, dushbro?
4 years ago
Nice muchokill
4 years ago
shhhh...

this is man talk, bb...but if you're a good girl, i'll tell you about it later.
4 years ago
Bitch please. Everyone here knows I'm more man than you. How's your abs coming along? 1k calories is gonna set you back pretty good
4 years ago
Or is it 2k today alone...?
4 years ago
damn...so, let's see the dick pic, bb.
4 years ago
i mean, that's a tarp.
4 years ago
You're a tarp
4 years ago
i'll tarp you, bb...and it takes less than 2 hours to burn 1k calories.
4 years ago
good thing this whole submission is getting deleted....
4 years ago
wow....
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
HIT PLAY
4 years ago
rules (as known always)
1) must be poured into a glass as to prevent any shenanigans
2) obviously cant be in a non fucking see through can/bottle

what the fuck
4 years ago
also.. and i dont feel as if i should be having to say this (but i will anyway) the challenge is to drink as many beer in 60 seconds as possible... 60 seconds.. not longer
its not a show and tell like some faggot showing off his fish
4 years ago
no fish? well can i show off my penis?
4 years ago
certainly you can show off your penis, but I sure as fuck don't want to see it!
4 years ago
Speak for yourself
4 years ago
I just did!

Would you care to send me some nakkies sweet thing?
4 years ago
Haha fuck off
4 years ago
Can't blame an old man for trying.
4 years ago
no problem toolman!! give message me your email and ill send ya all the nudes of me i have!!!
4 years ago
WOW YOU GOT SO CLOSE TO BREAKING MY RECORD

4 years ago
HOLY SHIT YOU WERE ONLY A MINUTE OFF
4 years ago
Seriously Doosh... this is just a video of you drinking
4 years ago
the constant wheezing and burping is just superfluous
4 years ago
just a video of him drinking possibly water
or urine
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's urine
4 years ago
official ruling: disqualified
4 years ago
you now have 24 hours to resubmit a VALID entry into the contest or are banned
4 years ago
there you go dush.... i just gave you 24 more hours... because thats how nice i am.... i realize you are fucking drunk as fuck right now and arent thinking straight.... so ill give you 24 hours to get rid of the hangover and sober up and try it again... so 48 hours from 3:21am est until you are banned if you dont resubmit
4 years ago
oh for those of you who dont know... i also offered dush a prize to resubmit because apparently the simple rules were not simple enough for him... he gets to give heather whatever tag he wants if he does it
4 years ago
this is like going down for christmas... and getting only socks
4 years ago
hey, i had that christmas before!
4 years ago
hasn't everybody?
4 years ago
1 no way to tell whats in those bottles 2 no man drinks a resealable bottle..c thats not invalid
4 years ago
luckily for everyone you arent a judge
4 years ago
No athletics being performed...ever
4 years ago
oh shit, do you guys remember that dushanmandik?

he was the man...he stepped up when it mattered and he totally owned lesser users like it was nothing.

man, it sure would suck if he was totally deleted and no one ever saw this.....
4 years ago
in unrelated news....

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/bklyn-rabbi-charged-100-000-torture-husbands-divorce-feds-article-1.1481722

* Magawd was laffed *
4 years ago
Wow, makes black people not seem as scary anymore.
4 years ago
o rly?
*grabs cattle prod*
4 years ago
damn all you beer challengers are kicking ass, but you have not done the tequila shot challenge..I guess is up to me to pull that one out..
4 years ago
Epic fail you loser
4 years ago
this is dush?
4 years ago
And here I was thinking he was a black guy.
4 years ago
this is dush :/
4 years ago
That's exactly how zeke's video is too.
4 years ago
turn the phone sideways you stupid inbred piece of shit
4 years ago
so dush has explained to me why he can't fulfill the 48 hour request and has said that he will redo it this coming weekend, me being fair i said that is fine.
4 years ago
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