points: -6

For Zeke

Just replace cocaine with "Alcohol" and asshole with "crybaby."

muchoers gone wild

by Bono

submitted October 10th 2013

96 comments
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comments (96)
this is too hard for me to do
4 years ago
it's not really it's just as annoying as you
4 years ago
so what are you gonna do once you're banned?
4 years ago
k lol
4 years ago
clearly in denial
4 years ago
i told you dude
cats on yahoo answers
4 years ago
everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
4 years ago
My guess is you think you'd do okay, but when the reality of the situation sets in you'll be back here trying to make deals.
4 years ago
you think what you want tyler
4 years ago
doesn't really matter once you're banned does it
4 years ago
you know, one day you're going to be on the other end of that sucker punch you dealt out, and more than likely, the guy on the other end won't be a faggot and run like you did. he'll stay and beat you down into a weeping little faggot begging for mercy like you always have been.
4 years ago
me? me i can deal.
4 years ago
ok cool have fun
4 years ago
i wonder how well TR will do

you know, when he actually comes through
4 years ago
maybe steven seagall and those faggots will open their arms to zeke at cracked.com
4 years ago
if you haven't run me off yet yak there's no use in trying
4 years ago
thats the best part isnt it? all these people making fun of tr... and he likely will come through.. unlike the people who make fun of him
* yak stares at zekes bloated corpse starving for some pizza rolls *

4 years ago
will it still be a runoff when you are banned?

technically yes right?
4 years ago
* xzekiel pepsi yayuhs! *
4 years ago
oh so you're going to ban the loser now?
because before you didn't want to get involved
4 years ago
if anything it will fight off the scurvy
4 years ago
no i am banning both you and tr on sunday if you dont do the pizza roll challenge
4 years ago
so.. likely just you
4 years ago
i asked you to ban the loser
so i win?
4 years ago
you have until sunday to compete
..... how is this not clear already
4 years ago
i'm not doing pizza rolls til january
4 years ago
the 'bet' is just for bragging rights as far as i know
4 years ago
right.. but you wont be doing the pizza rolls in jan either.. because you will be banned

beledat
4 years ago
ok, let's see come january
4 years ago
If you ban zeke...what will we do for entertainment? Watch tv or something?
4 years ago
It's almost as if you two both decided, privately, to get together and put on a show that would make me happier than anything else I can imagine... just so you could come out later and tell me it was an act.
4 years ago
That's how good this is.
4 years ago
So please tell me now if this is fake. I don't think my heart could handle the let-down if you let this go on
4 years ago
heres how it will be going down
officially the ab off is cancelled
how do i know? well i made the ruling.. my site.. my rules..
the pizza roll challenge is on with you and tr
deadline for submissions is sunday (midnight)
defaulting on it = a ban

now you can say... 'but yak you dont have anything to do with the ab off...'
heres the thing... i ban you you will be losing the ab off regardless of it being on or off because youll be banned

now you might say 'ill do the pizza roll challenge after the ab off'
heres the thing with that... 1) its called off so no
2) even if you have some sort of belief that it isnt (it is) you still lose it because you'll be banned for not competing by sunday
4 years ago
^ This referee is a mother fucker
4 years ago
Here's how it will be going down. January 1st I'll post a pic of my abs, good or bad. Tr will note my rippling abdominal muscles and decide if he a) wants to post a pic as well, and let the muchoers decide b) be at my mercy in tinychat for me to decide, or c) tuck tail and leave mucho for 3 months. Shortly after I've run tr off I will eat 30 pizza rolls in 2 minutes, then chug a smirnoff ice just for good measure (after the 2 minute mark.) I will then find a video recording device and take toolman for a walk with me in the woods just because, where I will more than likely vomit, and record it. After that day, January 1st, either tr and I will both have rock hard abs that make heather's giney tingle, or tr will be on a hiatus from mucho, bono will finally be able to stfu about pizza rolls, and mucho will have some o.c. user vomit on video. Until that day, all of you stfu about it. My life, my rules.
4 years ago
rip zeke
4 years ago
yak's site, yak's rules
4 years ago
yak's a faggot
4 years ago
so when are you going to post your PRC?
4 years ago
January 1st
4 years ago
How are you going to do that if you're banned?

4 years ago
I have my ways
4 years ago
So you're going to use a proxy and get banned as soon as you post it
4 years ago
No proxy.
4 years ago
At this point I don't even care - I'm just looking forward to several months of ... not you
4 years ago
You had several months of not me right up until you were unbanned. To tell you the truth, I preferred it as well.
4 years ago
Nah man... now I and everyone else will get to use Mucho freely, without having to deal with you...

This is nirvana.
4 years ago
Let's see how long that lasts boner
4 years ago
As long as yak bans you? IDK... if he's doing this for my pro money I think it's 40 months
4 years ago
I highly doubt yak is "doing this" for your pro money.
4 years ago
me too. I think it was on a drunken whim because I told him challenges should be mandatory for all the weirdos.
4 years ago
which is why he's forcing TR and Dug into it
4 years ago
But once you are banned I will be getting lifetime pro
4 years ago
so... win win
4 years ago
Yay, another mucho pissant running around like he owns the place. Forever.
4 years ago
with you gone, I will actually channel my energies into very positive things.

Really, you bring out the worst in people.
4 years ago
I'm the reason you're a chanfag troll little bitch? It's good to know I have that power over you.
4 years ago
No... the potential to be really bad or really good is already there in most people, and in different ways. You bring out the worst in me in particular.
4 years ago
You make it seem to me as though insulting you maliciously is easy and fun, which is why I do it dutifully.
4 years ago
You are not so much a power as you are a part of the environment I perceive.
4 years ago
So now I'm your perceived environment? Dance puppet
4 years ago
Well, one aspect of it anyway... You are a factor that tells me it's okay to be a dick...

Kind of like how a river is a factor that tells me it's okay to waste a little water because it'll always be there.

Do you get me?
4 years ago
Yep, I "get you." It is okay to be a dick, this is mucho. But ultimately it's on you how you choose to act or be influenced by others. This is trolling 101 dweeb, how do I have to explain this to you?
4 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/97990/Baby-Got-Back

Yes.

Please explain to me how to troll.
4 years ago
Oh you got the trolling part down, I'm saying it's up to you how you let other people influence your behavior. Grammy didn't teach you this?
4 years ago
Some things you have no control over :(
4 years ago
Are are my puppet master Zeke, I have to admit it.

I begged yak to cut the strings.
4 years ago
So yak's going to ban me if I don't shove a bunch of processed shit in my mouth to prove that he has some sort of power over me because you begged him to. Awesome.
4 years ago
You can both suck my fucking cock.
4 years ago
The way I read it sir, YES.
4 years ago
yep, that's the gist of it
4 years ago
I'm thinking of combining the pizza rolls and beer chugging together
4 years ago
I was thinking of doing that too but water would work much better for the actual challenge, then a smirnoff ice 24 or w/e because that's the actual youtube fatass's challenge. You know, just to top it off. Regardless, I'm not doing it before January 1st. The ab off is still on tr, and yak can do whatever the fuck he feels he needs to.
4 years ago
Guess picking on Zeke is the only way Bono can be his usual spazzfaggoty self while still amusing yak enough not to get banned...
4 years ago
What people don't realize is they start shit with me when I'm drunk and can't form a coherent thought.....then I sober up.
4 years ago
Sooo...what I'm seeing here, is the person that actually does the pizza roll challenge is the biggest fucking bitch made nigger on this entire website. Either way, you lose. Yakology 101.
4 years ago
the only reason the ab-off even got pushed back to january 1 is so we can do the pizza roll challenge.
4 years ago
which is going to happen tomorrow.
4 years ago
although, if zeke gets banned, there won't be any ab-off.
4 years ago
I would have assumed in order to have an ab off you would want to be eat healthy, thus having the prc after the ab off?
4 years ago
He is already banned, noobs
4 years ago
that was the delay of a month...i wanted 4 months (since it will be quite a few pizza rolls) but zeke is an idiot, so now we pretty much have to do the pizza roll challenge.
4 years ago
how about a link on that, bb, or do i have to check your work as usual?
4 years ago
Ask yak
4 years ago
so, i have to check your work...how unexpected.
4 years ago
feel free to read thats where zeke is permbanned
4 years ago
or should i say *permbanned



*ban will be lifted if he supplies a pizza roll challenge video by sunday at midnight
4 years ago
there isnt any ab off either
cancelled
4 years ago
So the ab off is back on? Or it's still off? I hope it's on.
4 years ago
Rassle frazzle zazzle dazzle.
4 years ago
My god bonu, GROW THE FUCK UP!!!
4 years ago
Says the sad, broken down old man following around some 'kid' on the internet.
4 years ago
With the shit you've got going on in your life, you could literally be doing a million other better things with your time.
4 years ago
I do, it was just too early before and nothing was open and now, I'm back and having lunch before I go out again.

* toolman961 laughs at bonu for him thinking that he's following his whining bitch ass around *
4 years ago
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