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Naughty MILF'S

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by thatdude420

submitted October 10th 2013

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Naughty MILF'S
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first one: that's called child rearing
second: no comment
third: looks like bono's grandmother's vagina

none of them I'd really call "naughty" or "parent win"
4 years ago
third one looks like it hasn't healed yet.
4 years ago
second looks like yoko in her earlier days
4 years ago
first one, I'm jealous.
4 years ago
You need to become a fan for women's rights TD
4 years ago
Also td.....this is gonna confuse the shit out of everyone here....
it's is an abbreviation
its' shows possession
but it's perfectly acceptable to drop the apostrophe on its
Its penis is hard, therefor it's erect. It's stupid for me to even try when you ppl can't master your/you're, but tis my goal.
4 years ago
and i know i fuck up then/than and weight/wait when i'm typing fast and not thinking
4 years ago
o my heavens
4 years ago
hi dik.....you got my attention. happy?
4 years ago
* possum wanders into traffic *
4 years ago
its' does not show possession. There are zero apostrophes when using the possessive its.

4 years ago
.....
4 years ago
its' a moot point
4 years ago
and you still got it wrong
4 years ago
and it's arguable
4 years ago
shaadup
4 years ago
It is not arguable.
4 years ago
its' is perfectly acceptable, though not used cuz it's dropped
4 years ago
its' is not acceptable.
4 years ago
tis
4 years ago
'tis*
4 years ago
But still, no.
4 years ago
tisn't?
4 years ago
you should know this you idiots.
4 years ago
tis
4 years ago
WOW! dik you got us good. You're on fire tonight.

Or was that just once?
4 years ago
(dik doesn't know this)
4 years ago
shit's
4 years ago
shit is what?
4 years ago
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK POSSUM, SHUT THE HELL UP GOD NO ONE LIKES YOU WE JUST TOLERATE YOU PLAEASE DIE
4 years ago
8)
4 years ago
bono i'm not arguing with you despite you begging me over and over...you're a kid...youre a 4chan kid i cant take you seriously in a grown up way....so maybe argue with possum
4 years ago
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OLD PHONY WANNABE I SWEAR TO SHIT IF I EVER FIND OUT EXACTLY WHERE YOU LIVE I WILL RANSACK YOUR HOUSE, ALERT THE FEDS, THEN PISS ON EVERYTHING AND LEAVE BEFORE THEY ARRIVE.

I AM GOING TO WRECK YOUR FUCKING WORLD VIEW
4 years ago
where's that coming from?
dik just wants to be included
awww
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
time for me to piss
4 years ago
OOOH, WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE.

YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER YOU OLD CORRODED PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE? I AM GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT - THIS VERY NIGHT - AND PUNT A SMALL ANIMAL DOWN THE STREET BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH I SWEAR I'LL KILL IT.

YOU CCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTT
4 years ago
me?
4 years ago
i dont really deserve that, i dont think
4 years ago
DON'T SAY ANOTHER GODDAMN WORD. IF YOU SAY ANYTHING ELSE- ONE FUCKING WORD - I WILL KILL MYSELF. AND WHEN MY TAINED SPIRIT FINDS ITS DESTINATION, I WILL TOPPLE THE MASTER OF THAT DARK PLACE FROM MY BLACK THRONE, I WILL LASH TOGETHER A MACHINE OF BONE AND BLOOD, AND FUELED BY MY HATRED FOR YOU, THIS *FEAR INGINE* WILL BORE A HOLE BETWEEN THIS WORLD AND THAT ONE.
4 years ago
bip
4 years ago
boop
4 years ago
WHEN IT BEGINS, YOU WILL HEAR THE SOUND OF CHILDREN SCREAMING - AS THOUGH FROM A GREAT DISTANCE. A SMOKING ORB OF NOTHING WILL GROW ABOVE YOUR HEAD, AND FROM IT WILL EMERGE A THOUSAND STARVING CROWS. AS I SLIP THROUGH THE WIDENING MAW IN MY NEW FORM, YOU WILL CATCH ONLY A GLIMPSE OF MY RADIANCE BEFORE YOU ARE INCINERATED AND YOUR ASHES DEVOURED. THEN, AS TEARS OF BUBBLING PITCH STREAM DOWN MY FACE, MY DARK WORK WILL BEGIN.

I WILL OPEN ONE OF MY SIX MOUTHS, AND I WILL SING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE EARTH.
4 years ago
knowhatimsaiiiiiiiiyn
4 years ago
lovecraft is so 1930's
4 years ago
Hello all...I see the grammar police is out on patrol...rather than viewing 1) an ok baby feeding 2) asian porn and 3) a rather nasty gash
4 years ago
you would know
4 years ago
old shit
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


eeee
4 years ago
Otay I feel better.
4 years ago
so ye done?
4 years ago
hi poss
4 years ago
fucking gorley
4 years ago
heres a fact for you..... ye in 'olde tyme speak' is actually pronounced thee :(
the y is a 'thorn'
4 years ago
Here's another fact...yak is full of useless info :-P
4 years ago
another fact.. sporty states obvious things
4 years ago
if gorley starts subbing more OC ima resign from MS
4 years ago
fact
4 years ago
here it comes
4 years ago
BUUUURRRRPPPP!
4 years ago
how was that?
4 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/91681
i dont know about you gays but i want to see more of this
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
dat 2nd fold
4 years ago
4 years ago
fuck you i played the french horn
4 years ago
tbh - the whole gorley's wife thing was/is pretty amazing
4 years ago
MUCHOKILL
4 years ago
thanks...want me to take anymore pics of her?
4 years ago
YES
4 years ago
go make smore chile dogs
4 years ago
why did i know you'd say that Yak
4 years ago
um gorley - if she really doesnt GAF, sure
4 years ago
im pretty sure gorley promised us a bhoe tuesday sub before he left
4 years ago
could you draw a jack o lantern on her stomach and maybe make a movie of it 'talking' saying 'happy muchoween faggots'
4 years ago
possibly with some cackling/jiggling
4 years ago
dude
4 years ago
i obviously meant 'it' as in her stomach.. not 'it' as her ;////
4 years ago
* yak gangsterposes *

whut
4 years ago
okay then
4 years ago
Its been 2 yrs...but i'm pretty sure she wont go for the bhole pic...she doesnt even know you guys have seen her naked
4 years ago
technically we havent.....
4 years ago
i do not believe we saw any reproductive organs in that :(
4 years ago
MS hide and go seek rules
4 years ago
i could post some zeke ex nudes.. but that would be 1) gross 2) tasteless
4 years ago
i rarely get to see her reproductive organs
4 years ago
bbvvvvt
4 years ago
as long as no possums or feelers are hurt - sub away sir
4 years ago
i wish that picture right there was 100% nude
that would be artsy as fuck dude
4 years ago
* possum needs to Log Off for a bit *
4 years ago
half a vag is better than none
4 years ago
why is it brown? :(
4 years ago
pubes
4 years ago
Toolman agrees
4 years ago
gorley you're a stand-up guy
4 years ago
his wife went blind giving birth......
you faggots gotta lay off sometimes
4 years ago
bloom where you are planted
4 years ago
and the reason i've been gone for so long....is because now I'm unemployed again
4 years ago
good to have you back gorley, but really, pencil us in
4 years ago
gorley reminds me of gill from the simpsons
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWAQ255qhs
4 years ago
as soon as i get a job...i'm gonna save up my money to get a lifetime membership
4 years ago
gorley's mostly just gotten the noob treatment
i hereby say he's no longer a noob
(jrob, still a noob)
4 years ago
gorley - the toolmanlightener
4 years ago
wow...after 8 yrs and i'm finally not a noob...but jrob still is
4 years ago
thumbs up gorley
4 years ago
thumbs down jrob
4 years ago
plus since my PC is paid off...it shuts off whenever it feels like it
4 years ago
dammit yak - let us take back stfu's please
4 years ago
I remember jrob's first post.

it was better than oster's.
4 years ago
shut up tr
4 years ago
^above thread is decent example of Why You Need To Be Here A While Before The Funnies Are Really Funny
4 years ago
gorley i got mad respect for you
4 years ago
i have some pics and vids of other women somewhere on my phone cards...i'll have to find them and post them
4 years ago
oh......losin respek
4 years ago
do you want us to go blind or something?
4 years ago
one is normal sized
4 years ago
pic or chick?
4 years ago
so......you're cheating on your fat blind wife who fucking WENT BLIND while giving birth to your child?
4 years ago
yea, you're a piece of shit to me again
4 years ago
no...before we got married
4 years ago
you've saved polaroids from the 70's?
4 years ago
she went blind after having our son...due to her not taking care of her diabetes
4 years ago
hey look, zeke is talking about internet respect
4 years ago
when i finally decide to resign for good - i will go out by subbing dead wife porno
4 years ago
fucking gill
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
hey look, bono thinks he has any input on respect
4 years ago
my wife was born in 1970...i dont think it would be 'ok' to have nude pics of her from the 70s
4 years ago
hey look, zeke thinks anyone with an internet connection has is cool enough to give out advice about respect and life
4 years ago
go back to yahoo answers you fat alcoholic piece of shit
4 years ago
* xzekiel sucker punches bono, gorley and yak <storm of fists> and he giddily runs away *
4 years ago
You really ARE a piece of shit
4 years ago
ha
4 years ago
in the meantime
4 years ago
Meanwhile...in the Hall of Doom...
4 years ago
all you little pukes need to do now is pick a leader and sign up for asswars
4 years ago
^ look at the sad, broken down old man
4 years ago
i think people prove themselves through their actions
me: i drink a lot so i'll give it to you
gorley: he supports his blind baby mama
toolman: he took on the responsibility of others he loved
jrob: though he doesn't talk about it, he stands up
you: you put arbor mist on daddy's grocery list

do you think your troll tactics will gain my respect?
do you think i''m just giggling like you?
i AM sensitive
* xzekiel cries *
4 years ago
lets see...one of you ate a fetus from her sisters fecal..one ruined a viable business......im not sure
4 years ago
what about me
do me do me
4 years ago
i have no interest in you yak
4 years ago
so thats me?
are you scared that ill post your ex's nudes? cuz i wont
game on
4 years ago
> do you think your troll tactics will gain my respect?
4 years ago
not my style
4 years ago
that's giggle worthy right there.
4 years ago
i think you're a troll and you're bad at it
but that doesn't fit with what i was saying about respecting people
i don't much care
i don't give a flying fuck either way
4 years ago
bono and zeke...haha
4 years ago
ones 4chan and the others 4 trips to the liquor store
4 years ago
well dik, if you had any reading comprehension you'd see it wasn't "bono and zeke"
4 years ago
it is good how they try to make it 'about them' its cute :(
4 years ago
its like godzilla and mothra fighting
but if they were attention whores
4 years ago
who tried to make anything about them?
4 years ago
yak you're a complete fucking idiot
4 years ago
cool story
4 years ago
TELL ME MORE
4 years ago
I CUT MY OWN DAMN THROAT WITH A KNIFEGUN SO I COULD BREATHE DAMMIT
4 years ago
both attention whores....fact
fucking boring repetitive attention whores....me me me...
4 years ago
dibs on Godzilla
4 years ago
* xzekiel sits drunk and stonefaced *
4 years ago
seriously?
4 years ago
like shooting drunk slugs in a barrel
4 years ago
* xzekiel stretches neck *
4 years ago
you know yak, you really are a mean guy.

that's why you'll never ban zeke.
4 years ago
*antenna
4 years ago
oh he would theoretically ban me
4 years ago
i just know when i'm starting to piss him off
4 years ago
can you let me know
4 years ago
oh this game is done
4 years ago
so i guess thats another point for me?
4 years ago
bffs foreverr
4 years ago
i was talking about nfl faggot
4 years ago
....ban him... please.
4 years ago
keep begging weakling
4 years ago
akai once described him as "looks like he could puke at any second all the time"
4 years ago
Make you a deal yak... I'll buy lifetime pro, and you ban Zeke for 40 months. That way you're set.
4 years ago
And I'm set.
4 years ago
And he's set.
4 years ago
hes only begging because he wants to help you

WHY DONT YOU SEE THAT
4 years ago
FUCKING FINALLY
4 years ago
buy me a lifetime pro
4 years ago
akai couldnt look at zeke on webcam because she said everytime she looked at him it made her gag because it looked like he was 1 second away from puking
4 years ago
buy us all lifetime pros!
4 years ago
ya
he actually made her sick
4 years ago
Fine let's go the selfless route.

I will be lifetime pro for poor old unemployed gorley if Zeke is forced to sit out the next year.
4 years ago
how much is an official Yak jr membership?
4 years ago
be = buy
4 years ago
yak jr.... i think thats free
4 years ago
200
4 years ago
i just hit my head on the rafters
4 years ago
*curb
4 years ago
sure zeke
4 years ago
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?!?!
yaddayaddaydda
4 years ago
*monitor
4 years ago
The offer is always there yak.
4 years ago
lol.... so zeke lives in somewhere that is so small he cant stand? ;/
4 years ago
i just grew a ladder out of my balls and climbed all over
4 years ago
I mean, you don't even have to do it for the deal. One of these days you might just feel like banning zeke and HEY! Free lifetime pro money coming in!
4 years ago
so is that 200 american, canadian or Euro?
4 years ago
see how that works out? everyone wins.
4 years ago
why would i want to ban zeke... that would basically be a death sentence for him
4 years ago
i have enough blood on my hands
4 years ago
bono a month and a half and either tr or i am gone
one of the two
place your bets
4 years ago
it is 200 american dollars for lifetime
4 years ago
i bet neither of you
4 years ago
tho both you will lose the 'ab off'
4 years ago
no first place given out... no winner
only losers
4 years ago
There is a 0% chance of zeke winning that thing.

There is also a 0% chance of zeke fucking off after he loses. Welch.
4 years ago
* xzekiel shrugs *
4 years ago
that'd be nice
4 years ago
i welch?
bono you know i don't welch
4 years ago
FFS...yak dont you have some drinking and site tampering to do or something?
4 years ago
tr would most likely welch.....
4 years ago
I am looking forward to your departure.
4 years ago
it's really just a question of if you see me beat your ass in the pizza roll challenge in january or in march
4 years ago
oh and zeke...i didnt cheat on my wife per se...the pic and vid were sent to my phone
4 years ago
ive already been drinking and tampering :(
4 years ago
sorry for the delay...i was hooking my wife up to her home dialysis machine
4 years ago
* xzekiel antlers up *
4 years ago
gorley66
as soon as i get a job...i'm gonna save up my money to get a lifetime membership
39 minutes ago
report spam | like | 35 likes | stfu | delete
as you can see with that comment ;/
TAMPERING IS HAPPENING
4 years ago
gorley, you're a good man
4 years ago
shut up yak
4 years ago
god you are such a whiny bitch zeke
4 years ago
true but it might be another 2 yrs before i can come up with $200 and i still wont have a bhole pic of my wife
4 years ago
bono i'ma eat 25 pizza rolls and chug a smirnoff ice
mark my words you little bitch
4 years ago
NO RUSH GORLEY
not everyone can be rich like zeke and bono
4 years ago
end his suffering, yak....
4 years ago
btw zeke the number to beat is 32.
4 years ago
idk who's buying my pro but give it to gorley if you're gonna refresh it
4 years ago
there can be a winner of the december ab-off...of course, it has to be an obvious winner as stipulated by the rules that i wrote and zeke accepted.
4 years ago
WELL YAK

YOU COULD HAVE ACCESS TO A SMALL PORTION OF MY FORTUNE IF YOU JUST DID ME A FAVOR ONCE IN AWHILE
4 years ago
no bono......the numbe on mucho is 23
4 years ago
favors are for the weak
4 years ago
post a new vid
4 years ago
give me a serious number to beat bono
4 years ago
how is 32 not serious
4 years ago
You stupid fuck
4 years ago
ok so 32....
4 years ago
what'd i say?
4 years ago
hes fucking useless
4 years ago
all he has to do is attempt to fail at doing it and he will beat it.. because he fails at everything
4 years ago
so what does eating 32 pizza rolls win?
4 years ago
honestly his breathing is so bad I would be surprised if he beat Queso's 22.
4 years ago
He won't touch my 30, and if he does, I'll just re-establish my dominance a week later.
4 years ago
so 32 is the number to beat?
4 years ago
I did 32 & 34, but I believe 30 is the highest RECORDED and put on Mucho. So 30.
4 years ago
january......
4 years ago
Yeah, I really don't give a fuck. You can't win the ab-off so why are you saving the challenge ?
4 years ago
just do it you fucking tremendous.... FUCKING TREEE-MENDOUS faggot
4 years ago
i'll just call you cinnamon
4 years ago
we can always push back the ab off, zekebro.
4 years ago
^^^^
4 years ago
back to when tr?
4 years ago
Let's put it this way. once TR wins the ab-off, you'll be out of commission for 3 months. Then it'll take weeks more of coercing to try and get you to do the PRC once you're back.

So why not do the PRC NOW (or at least very soon) and push the ab-off back a week or two?
4 years ago
That way we get as much Zekefail has possible, PLUS a lengthy break from you
4 years ago
when do you want to push it back to tr?
4 years ago
whenever you want, zekebro...my abs look better by the day.
4 years ago
it's your call
4 years ago
i wouldn't mind the first of the new year, but it's up to you
4 years ago
april 1, 2014
4 years ago
april fools?
4 years ago
* possum huffs paint thinner *
4 years ago
* Sporty snorts rolaids and passes out at possums feet *
4 years ago
hey wait that's my irl birthday - fuck off with the both of you
4 years ago
so.....what youre saying here tr is you haven't done anything
and now you want out

unless you're just trying to bait me
where still i'd have to do what i had planed
i mean, i haven't done shit yet, but if you want to push it back
by all means, push it back, so long as the repercussions are the same
4 years ago
i might even be down to put up a shirtless pic by then...that won't happen until i can beat "sealbasher" though...since he is the standard for body building on this site.
4 years ago
you go or i go
that's the deal
so when?
4 years ago
didn't i just put down april 1, 2014...nothing else changes, though.
4 years ago
december or january?
4 years ago
which?
4 years ago
zekebro, you should know that i could easily bench press your scrawny ass.
4 years ago
whitepalemurkansslapfight.org
4 years ago
not april
december or january
4 years ago
i'm actually pretty fat
i'm too fat to suck my own weiner
4 years ago
december tr
4 years ago
>zeke
>scrawny

Choose your insults carefully next time. Zeke ain't big but he ain't scrawny.

His body type is Bobby Hill.
4 years ago
december 1st
4 years ago
you down for dec 1 tr or you want jan 1?
4 years ago
cuz i'll go jan 1
4 years ago
If it's Jan 1 does that mean you'll do the PRC now and stop being a little bitch
4 years ago
obviously, zeke just wants to puss out of the pizza roll challenge.
4 years ago
nope, i'll do it after this
4 years ago
It really is obvious, isn't it TR?
4 years ago
which tr, jan or dec?
4 years ago
i told you bono......january
4 years ago
then lets go for january, zekebro...it won't change any of the other rules, so i can't see why it matters...
4 years ago
But you'll be gone :(
4 years ago
well wow i missed nore than i thought i deeded
4 years ago
i mean, i'm living without a kitchen here, i wake up and it's 40 degrees.....i got no hot water..i got no way to prep food. Still i'm ready to lose massive amounts of weight in a month and a half

so when you want it tr?
you're just gonna make it easier on me
4 years ago
january it is
4 years ago
you know drinking makes it hard to lose weight right
4 years ago
to have a shot at winning decisively you'd have to cut out all booze
4 years ago
you shoulda gone with december fatty
4 years ago
April 1st is my anniv
4 years ago
Just proof life is a cruel joke
4 years ago
yeah, zeke this isn't a weight loss contest, you moron, it is all about the abs...the abdominal muscles...weight has very little to do with it.
4 years ago
which you don't have thus you're trying to extend the "contest"
4 years ago
even toolman has more abdominal definition than zeke
4 years ago
i haven't done jack shit......thanks for the extension tr
4 years ago
you're lucky this isn't a full body contest, zeke...
4 years ago
dear god....
* xzekiel shutters at the thought of tr's "full body" *
4 years ago
do you really think a month is going to make a difference?

in that case, we should go for april 1, 2014.
4 years ago
shudders.
4 years ago
april 1 is a no
you can't just say you were joking
jan 1 or dec 1 and you gotta accept the consequences lest ye be a welcher
4 years ago
considering that i decide if there is a winner and who it is i'm not that concerned about the consequences.
4 years ago
come on tr, i'm fat and sitting here drunk
4 years ago
do you really think eating fucking 10 pizza rolls is going to make a difference? exactly fucking morons
4 years ago
i said, pizza rolls in january
and that's as final as it's gonna get
4 years ago
tr, you don't decide if there's a winner
it will be obvious
4 years ago
and loser outs for three months
4 years ago
exactly
4 years ago
well... ab off has been cancelled officially

so you are free to do the pizza roll challenge now faggot
4 years ago
i will......in january as i said
4 years ago
why.. whats stopping you now that the ab off is done (and it is done)
4 years ago
the december 1 ab off was never an official contest...just a friendly wager
4 years ago
in january i will crush the record, i'll also make a few other vids and paint some shit
4 years ago
which is now cancelled
4 years ago
so now what
4 years ago
january 1 tr
i'm posting my belly lest you be a welcher
4 years ago
can post it whenever you want... ab off is done
might as well do the pizza roll challenge now faggot
4 years ago
i actually think this is hysterical.....tr backed out......i've been drinking and eating snickers up til now
4 years ago
pizza roll challenge in january
4 years ago
post it all you want, zekebro, but, if you look at the terms and conditions to which you agreed, you'll see that it is a cam inspection.
4 years ago
basically its really obvious to everyone that youve both been 'training' your entire lives for the pizza roll challenge
4 years ago
who would have known... i think this is called sympatico
4 years ago
now, as to posting a shirtless pic or a "belly" pic, that would be pointless if the poster can't beat sealbasher, since he is the gold standard of physical fitness on this site.
4 years ago
i'll post my results jan 1, i'll even go on cam with you tr....
then i'll do the pizza roll challenge and vid my woods for toolman
4 years ago
or, you could just do the pizza roll challenge right now.
4 years ago
1) noone gives a fuck about sealbasher
2) noone gives a fuck about either of you posting your fat stomachs
3) the current challenge is the pizza roll challenge.. which you both forfeit if you dont complete it by the end of the week (sunday)
4 years ago
i don't really gaf about the pizza rolls
4 years ago
do it right now zeke
4 years ago
now hot wings...
4 years ago
yak just laid down the law.

THE LOSER OF THE PRC MUST VACATE MUCHO FOR 3 MONTHS
4 years ago
D) no one gives a fuck when yak is trying to butt into things
4 years ago
both default both banned
i get my money... everyone wins
4 years ago
* yak draws a line in the sand *

4 years ago
this is the best fucking night of my life
4 years ago
i'll do the pizza roll bullshit by january 10
4 years ago
i guess youll have lots of time while being banned from mucho if you dont do it by sunday
4 years ago
tho.. youll still be banned on jan10th
4 years ago
guess so
4 years ago
this thread is yummier than pizza rolls
4 years ago
* xzekiel searches random music videos to post *
4 years ago
might as well make your last few days worth it
4 years ago
http://muchosucko.com/103984/Kelly-Barret













Im just gonna leave this here
4 years ago
this thread made me fat
4 years ago
it has also grown my belly with antci
4 years ago

























pation
4 years ago
who will be banned..... zeke? tr? both?
4 years ago
damn...i make a comeback...they repost nude/seminude pics of my wife and then everyone gets into a scrap about pizza rolls and their fat guts...i should drop in more often...they made this stupid post a comment-a-thon
4 years ago
obviously my bet is on zeke being banned as a no show.. that would be typical zeke
tr at least has some semblance of possible showing
4 years ago
if I were you I'd shut the fuck up gorley. You are getting a free lifetime pro out of this.
4 years ago
i found the tits and vag vids my excoworker sent me...i'll have to post them
4 years ago
how can you not
please give the story as to how come they sent them to you as well...
4 years ago
i like how i could shut zeke up without even breaking a sweat :(
4 years ago
what kind of pizza rolls?

since i'm being forced into doing this.
4 years ago
not sure.. since i dont think we have them here... but i would imagine that there is some sort of 'standard type' that everyone has... i doubt its a confusing process of buying pizza rolls
4 years ago
Totino's is what I use. They are everywhere.
4 years ago
of course if they aren't at your local supermarket, a suitable replacement will be.
4 years ago
i bought totino's. a bonus pack, 48 for the price of 40 so 20% more. that means that i'll set up the cam and do 10 right now...i might even solve a rubix and show off my cast iron skillet and survival manual while i'm at it...assuming i can get the cam to work...no sound, though.
4 years ago
A word of advice... don't rely on the number on the bag. It is often inaccurate.

I got 42 in a pack of 40, for example. So count them up good before you start.
4 years ago
(because it's impossible to keep track of them when speed eating)
4 years ago
as i said, i'm just going to do 10 now.
4 years ago
but uh... don't record yourself eating 10, that is not a challenge.
4 years ago
10 will be all i need if zeke fails to compete.
4 years ago
Challenge = most possible in 2 minutes.
4 years ago
that's what the other 38 are for...if i need them.
4 years ago
as i said, i don't care for pizza rolls.
4 years ago
Eerrrbody likes pizza rolls!
4 years ago
yes.. this isnt the eat a few pizza rolls on camera and show everyone various objects in your house challenge....
4 years ago
seriously? does anyone actually like those things?
to me it's like drinking smirnoff ice
4 years ago
this is a pizza roll challenge... in which you will be attempting to beat 30 pizza rolls....
you wont be 'beating zeke' by eating 10 then showing people your collection of womens hair that youve gotten from various ymca showers
zeke will be beating himself by being banned
4 years ago
its just dough n cheese n shit. whats not to like?
4 years ago
LMAO fuck this is like thunderdome.
4 years ago
to me they probably taste like not getting banned

like freedom if you will
4 years ago
so, what if zeke eats 0 and i eat 1?
4 years ago
then you both lose to bono?
4 years ago
and that will eat at you forever
4 years ago
after reviewing the last attempt, i'm wondering why bono limited himself to only 2 at a time...looking at them, i'm thinkng i could cram in 5 at a time easily...maybe more.
4 years ago
who knows....
i guess we will or wont find out
4 years ago
Count me in.... make sure all how post does something like put the rolls in rows like 5 or 10 each and first records how many are there. Then when 2 minutes are up how many are left.
4 years ago
*all who
4 years ago
see.. dug isnt a fucking loser like zeke
4 years ago
They are too hard to chew and swallow 5 at a time... sure, 2 is better than 1 but after 2 you get diminishing returns.
4 years ago
A big guy could maybe do 3 but he couldn't keep it up long.
4 years ago
maybe tr will put them all into a blender and drink it
4 years ago
* Heather gags *
4 years ago
^ against the rules :(
4 years ago
oh you cant blend them? i see i see
4 years ago
Dug you know sometimes I think you're a giant asshole, but you're a good sport
4 years ago
dug was ok when he was willing to commit a crime for me
4 years ago
Thanks Heather..... I think ? lol
4 years ago
yeah it was a backhanded compliment, sorry about that
4 years ago
Still have flashbacks at that yak..... damn.... I still have the fedex waybill to remind me to never do something that stupid.... ever again !!
4 years ago
Also have the "Inspected by Canadian Customs" reseal tape where they opened the box too.
* DangerousDug shivers *
4 years ago
i did consider blending them, but that would eliminate the challenge aspect.
4 years ago
i'm also wondering why they even need to be chewed?

just choke them down and move on.
4 years ago
Im too lazy to scroll back up...whats the time limit on this?
4 years ago
2 minutes
4 years ago
I would say "see you faggots on Sunday", but that would be disrespectful to faggots - as well as TR, who is a respectable gent.
4 years ago
So ... see you on Sunday Zeke
4 years ago
submitted before sunday at midnight (so monday morning)
4 years ago
EST
4 years ago
one last poasttt

@ tr - chewing is helpful at times... Choke them down if you think you can. You are allowed a beverage just like in the pro gurgitator circuit
4 years ago
ideally the sooner the better....
4 years ago
Meh...you may as well get out the ban hammer now. Neither one will do it.
4 years ago
i think tr will .. but do a halfass attempt (hopefully not but we shall see)
zeke... well.... he will zeke it aka he is gone might as well say your byes
4 years ago
I will take it to the bank
4 years ago
dug just will go in guns blazing
4 years ago
my half assed attempt was going to be the 10 right now for testing purposes.
4 years ago
maybe i'll even get the inevitable puking afterwards on video, too.
4 years ago
10 and youll puke? wtf do you have.. a babies stomach?
4 years ago
the worst part about this is imagine how hot loslobos will be for the winner?
hell.. she might even compete when she finds out about it
but with some sort of eel roll or whatever the fuck they eat there
4 years ago
Winner should get something ... ?
4 years ago
what would the winner want?
4 years ago
you mean what does Dug want, since he will win
4 years ago
i mean 48 and i'll puke.
4 years ago
assuming i can eat the whole bag, which i probably can't.
4 years ago
I don't know about that.... I am not near the size of TR but I am a gamer at shit like this however
4 years ago
size doesn't matter
4 years ago
Size doesn''t matter. Jackiebaby would be reigning champion if it did.
4 years ago
LOL.... yeah right that what all women say
4 years ago
i am easily 400 lbs.
4 years ago
hey, look at that, a welcher stepping up to say some shit...how unexpected...got my $700 yet, bitch?
4 years ago
I am about 180 :/
4 years ago
anyway, for the purposes of precision, the 2 minutes starts with the first rolls entering the mouth and we can shove them in up until the 2 minutes is up, right?

i mention this because i'm not going to have a fancy timer on my video like bono did, so i'll be looking at a time off the screen.
4 years ago
I bet zeke will do the pizza roll challenge, but he won't have any pizza rolls. He'll just have dry macaroni, bbq sauce and lentils :(
4 years ago
he will just have a bunch of hazelnuts
and no teeth left after the challenge
4 years ago
with cilantro
4 years ago
With a light squeeze of clementine
4 years ago
the timer starts as soon as you say the timer starts.. so likely on your mark get set go
then grab
4 years ago
and you have to swallow everything before 2 min is up
4 years ago
well you can't just get up to 1:50 and shove 15 rolls in your mouth without swallowing. I think you need to swallow what is in your mouth by 2 minutes. Otherwise this is gonna be a clusterfuck
4 years ago
exactly
mouth has to be empty at 2min
4 years ago
this isnt rocket appliances here....
its just a down home eating challenge
4 years ago
Has Bono committed suicide yet?
4 years ago
hes the first person on mucho with an official title
4 years ago
Bono The Destroyer of Pizza Rolls
4 years ago
it's about god damn time my brilliance was recognized
4 years ago
if anyone ever posts that ridiculous taco bell challenge I'll fuck the shit out of it too
4 years ago
i once ate an entire crave case
but i puked it all up later on :(
4 years ago
Stick to your convictions Bono..
4 years ago
watching bono's entry, you'll notice that he had the first 2 up at his mouth and the timer started when he started chewing. he only didn't have any in his mouth at the 2 minute mark because he didn't seem able to eat any more.
4 years ago
MUAHAHAHAHA
4 years ago
so what you are saying is it didnt matter if he had them there or not
4 years ago
muchosucko.. proudly sponsored by totinos
4 years ago
this has just been brought to my attention
does zeke even have an oven?
4 years ago
He could microwave them :( my nasty ex use to do that
4 years ago
Y'all prolly got syrup rolls up yonder.
4 years ago
when i go to superstore on the weekend ill see if they have them.. or something like that
4 years ago
cuz they sound delicious
4 years ago
i could do a beer challenge :<
4 years ago
me v heather
4 years ago
winner shows boobs
4 years ago
er...
loser?


ima get another beer
4 years ago
* yak rubs nipples *

4 years ago
I was JUST gonna say I'd do a beer challenge
4 years ago
TWINSIES
4 years ago
You would all lose...
4 years ago
except i'd just get full
4 years ago
Hey

Challenge to see who can chug a 12 oz beer the fastest.

I bet I can win.
4 years ago
how big is 12 oz?
4 years ago
I'd out-wine all of you
4 years ago
is that like a normal size bottle?
4 years ago
We're talking beers bono...not cocks
4 years ago
12 oz is exactly 1 can in 'murica
4 years ago
if it were a wine challenge i would be able to at least make a video of me pukenadoing :(
4 years ago
bottles too
4 years ago
12 oz is like a normal sized collins glass
4 years ago
I can drink win faster... ARBORMIST
4 years ago
1 can like a big can or?
we go by ml here :(
so like.. 500ml = pint
4 years ago
no, not arborshit, real wine.
4 years ago
new idea yak

in lieu of a PRC, Zeke can do the ArborMist Challenge.

Drink a large bottle of ArborMist in under 5 minutes or banned.

4 years ago
oh so just a small beer
4 years ago
making him chug arbormist... what poetic justice
4 years ago
355 ml
4 years ago
yeah a small beer, halfpint in most bars
4 years ago
you think he would do that instead?
4 years ago
https://www.google.com/search?site=&source=hp&q=how+many+ml+is+in+an+ounce&oq=how+many+ml+is+&gs_l=hp.1.0.0i20j0l9.632.3906.0.5590.21.18.0.0.0.0.155.2030.6j12.18.0.ckp...0...1.1.28.hp..5.16.1780.6gXWNbTBby4

350 ml?
4 years ago
pfft... how long does it take for you to drink one of those
4 years ago
shit zeke could drink a bottle of arbor mist as he does the pizza roll challege.....
4 years ago
you think thats a challenge to zeke? ctfo
4 years ago
Well... a "large" arbormist is like a liter and a half.

Making a person chug that much in 5 minutes is definitely a challenge.
4 years ago
hahahahahah the sad thing? he wouldnt even do that

zeke is basically a wet blankets blanket.. that has been wet
4 years ago
yak, me you magnum of wine
4 years ago
we should do the gallon of milk challenge.... then record the projectile vomit at the end
4 years ago
ew
4 years ago
I really think the milk challenge is overrated... then again I'm really, really white.
4 years ago
I drink milk just to drink milk
4 years ago
milk is gross :(
ive chugged sunny d tho.. like half the bottle
4 years ago
you know what? fuck this.

I'm just going to do every challenge I think of.
4 years ago
I need to start working out again
4 years ago
bonos a teenager right? that kid that ate his sisters period or whatever?
4 years ago
hes a 4chan nerd why talk to him at all is the real question
4 years ago
I actually do okay socially, dik - I think it's my boyish charm. i am very disarming.
4 years ago
there we go.... drank a beer.. uploading now
4 years ago
No dik he ate her miscarriage..
4 years ago
not sure how fast it was tho
4 years ago
goodbye literally forever
4 years ago
It's cute that dik got lonely so he came to ruin a perfectly good challenge thread
4 years ago
looks like I ran him off
4 years ago
It isn't like we're having a how fast can you set your house on fire challenge :(
4 years ago
or are we?

* TheAllMightyToaster goes to find matches *
4 years ago
yak most soitanlee did not post a video of himself
4 years ago
oh for fuck sake
i didnt make a video
i made a picture!
4 years ago
stupid android
4 years ago
that was my last beer....
i guess redo this weekend for our faketoberfest
4 years ago
i want to say it was about.. 10 seconds tho
4 years ago
so not super fast
4 years ago
You ok?
4 years ago
ill live
4 years ago
my attempt was also about 10 seconds
4 years ago
id say rum challenge... but id probably die
4 years ago
that was also my last beer, but i also have rum.
4 years ago
hard to keep from cheating on that, though.
4 years ago
no real point to cheat... same reason i dont cheat in video games.. whats the point of doing it if you are going to cheat
4 years ago
i'm not saying you would cheat, i'm just saying there's no way to prove that you aren't.
4 years ago
I'm shitty on Makers Mark and beer,.. and chinese food..
4 years ago
oh.. .well in mine.... i had a bottle that you could see through.. and showed how full it was.. then drank it and then showed the empty bottle.... tho.... all it was was a still with me holding a beer by my face ;/
4 years ago
aka join in on the beer chug challenge
4 years ago
Ok Yak I'm in..
4 years ago
beer -> glass -> chug -> submit
4 years ago
title = DAS BEER tuckern Master
4 years ago
Beer > glass > chug > pee
4 years ago
beer -> glass -> chug -> burp -> post :p
4 years ago
LAST
4 years ago
i think i know the bottom one with the ugly vagina... i used to call her ugly vagina when she used to msg me
4 years ago
99% sure
4 years ago
That's practically 100
4 years ago
fitting name I suppose
4 years ago
i might still have the diagram of her vagina i showed my friends.... probably not tho....
it was really ugly
4 years ago
if you do, please keep it to yourself
4 years ago
would be better than the shit youve been posting
had like 5 red circles
4 years ago
Zeke doesn't want to see a vagina, what a surprise.
4 years ago
good one boner
4 years ago
if it has red circles, that changes everything
4 years ago
that's a game changer yak
4 years ago
The only time zeek sees a pussy is when he looks in the mirror.
4 years ago
or at the nakkies his ex gave him
4 years ago
with her straw hair :(
4 years ago
she used a lot of hairspray......
and this coming from some faggot with a mohawk....
4 years ago
to be fair my hair is down and has been down for about half a year so its more of a scumbag haircut
4 years ago
keep up
4 years ago
and i use gel
4 years ago
and you have to admit her hair was like straw....
4 years ago
when there was a bunch of chemical shit in it it was
4 years ago
but to be fair your hair has been down for a half a year and you haven't seen her hair in over a year
4 years ago
nor have i.....but come on now, stop insulting her to try to get to me
4 years ago
tbh she called me 'white boy' months ago and i asked if she had started riding the black cock......that was when she stopped speaking to me.
4 years ago
her hair is most def not 'better' now that much is 100% certain.... if it could be more than 100% it would be

hi the 80s called.... your ex's hair has been on loan from the tv show alice
or was that the 70s?

dont bother trying to defend it zeke.. you know her hair was bad :(
4 years ago
and i said something like 'lol fuck you too'
4 years ago
zeke... have you ever considered i 'insult' her (hows it an insult when its true?) because its funny? and nothing to do with you at all
4 years ago
yeah she had 80's hair and i told her that and she got offended
not much a curly-haired woman from the 80's can do
4 years ago
if you trowled the makup off her face you could build a brick house with it as mortar
4 years ago
no yak, because if it wasn't for me you wouldn't be insulting her here
4 years ago
its called a hair straightener................................................................................................................
4 years ago
you think you're gonna piss me off
and, well, you sort of are
4 years ago
oh thats not true... if i had a picture of ugly vagina to post i would be uploading it and insulting it too..... the fact of the matter we *BOTH* know that she is insultworthy
4 years ago
i told her to straighten it and she had to do it daily and it looked like shit anyway.....all dead
4 years ago
exactly... like straw... like i said
yet you disagree
4 years ago
if she grew up in the 20s she could have had her hair used for the filling in the straw mans outfit in the wizard of oz
4 years ago
she's really not insult-worthy
the ONLY reason you're doing it is because you know you'll get a reaction out of me.
so i say, i hope your mother gets hit by another truck
4 years ago
why would you hope that zeke? because your ex was old.. ugly and dumb?
that makes no sense....
why wish harm on my mother when i just speak the truth
4 years ago
you have to admit your ex is probably one of the least likeable people in the world that is alive right now (note im not including hitler)
4 years ago
you can do better zeke (probably not but maybe)
4 years ago
like ripples in the water
4 years ago
ok got the game on......fuck that was a lot of pop-ups
what yak?
4 years ago
jesus...
4 years ago
game on
4 years ago
should i start doing stuff now or should i get a few more beers in me
4 years ago
Always drink
4 years ago
at the same damn time!
4 years ago
drunk yak is the only yak i enjoy. so drink up you midget king.
4 years ago
protip yak - best time to do stuff is...
4 years ago
Drunk yak is the mother fucker that screws up the site on a regular basis.
4 years ago
where i sit and rule my dwarfen kingdom of mucho
4 years ago
now i feel bad
4 years ago
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
4 years ago
The internet must be full of naughty milfs and 3 images is all you can find ?
4 years ago
kek didn't read
4 years ago
Ok now i read it...

http://i.imgur.com/pLtB7MV.jpg

This made me laugh so hard i started choking on my own spit.
4 years ago
Haha
4 years ago

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as soon as i get a job...i'm gonna save up my money to get a lifetime membership
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4 years ago
re-comment
4 years ago
Ahh wtf :(
4 years ago
* jrob2020 closes thread *
4 years ago
I thought those were stfu's for some reason
4 years ago
Get back to work
4 years ago
America needs you.
4 years ago
Is that a record on likes? Barret can you link gorleys comment to muchopedia, I can't get a comment number
4 years ago
It's not a legitimate record :/
4 years ago
Does
Not
Matter
Just fun facts
4 years ago
Hi btw:)
4 years ago
hi
4 years ago
Thx
4 years ago
Way to steal my thunder zeke.
4 years ago
I closed the thread gtfo fgts
4 years ago
Also possum got 42 likes on most interesting muchoer swedenoob
4 years ago
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