points: 18

Get it together, guys.

Getting worse.

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by IamTheGreatest

submitted October 9th 2013

254 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Get it together, guys.
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That's it, I'm moving!
4 years ago
What is it your kinfolk say?

IF YER DON'T LOVE IT, LEAVE IT
4 years ago
Oh contraire Mr. Greatest,
This is the first reply that my anorexic stepdaughter has received since she started applying for colleges last weekend, October's 5th and 6th

Hi Natalie,

CONGRATULATIONS, you have been Accepted to Wilmington College! We are excited to offer you admission with an Academic Achievement Scholarship in the amount of $12,500 per academic year for four years. You will also receive the Gateway Award of $4,000 per academic year, because you reside in Pennsylvania.



I am thrilled that you are looking into our Psychology/ criminal Justice majors. I encourage you to visit this fall to check out our campus and meet with Professors. I will be your contact with regards to admission and financial aid this year, so please don’t hesitate to contact me.



I hope you have had a great start to your senior year and keep up the great work!



Congratulations again!





Carissa Macella



Carissa Macella

Admission Counselor

Wilmington College

Pyle Center 1325

1870 Quaker Way

Wilmington, OH 45177
4 years ago
* toolman961 is sure that there will be more to come, I mean cum *
4 years ago
did you really need to put the names and address and anorexic part in there :/
4 years ago
carissa's not bad looking
4 years ago
Creepy
4 years ago
get hip with the times, squatbro...it was mere moments and a few clicks to put a face to a name
4 years ago
if that sort of thing bothers you, then perhaps you'd be happier back in the twentieth century, when not anyone with the internet could do that.
4 years ago
Even with the swipe of a magic wand that would be creepy
4 years ago
there was no magic want swiping...it's not like i found her nudies...in fact, i'd be surprised if she had nudes available since she is a public figure.
4 years ago
I would be happier living back then but thats another story
4 years ago
maybe you should consider the eighteenth century...
4 years ago
you could print handbills and pay urchins to distribute them.
4 years ago
you'd get gallons of liquor a year to drink.
4 years ago
I figured he needed proof zeke
4 years ago
and of course, I'll always put the anorexic part in there because her first year of college might be her last.
4 years ago
I'll cross my fingers for the freshman fifteen
4 years ago
Mmmm Carissa, quite the sweet little treat...
/tr licks lips
4 years ago
How the fuck are you finding this girl?
4 years ago
http://www.wilmington.edu/admission/counselors.cfm
4 years ago
You guys are way above me
4 years ago
Im more of a Gina fan myself
4 years ago
So what do you think about us now ITG?
4 years ago
I wonder if I should email Carissa and tell her some fat stalker on a shock porn site is fapping to her under-average face and currently on the where-abouts of her "nudies". His name is tr and he thinks he's cool because he can do rubix's cubes.
4 years ago
*two fat stalkers
4 years ago
Well, tool. Not everyone has access to Scholarships, especially when public education in the US is way below average as it is.
4 years ago
I already skyped her and showed her my ass.
4 years ago
Also, Wilmington College is definitely not "higher education". It might as well be a community college.
4 years ago
But those who apply themselves are given the opportunity.
It's the stupid mother fuckers that feel they should be given it are the ones that have to pay.
4 years ago
So then why do you simple fucks come to the United States to get a higher education, don't you have the learning facilities there?
4 years ago
That is true; In which I say again, the public education system is to blame.
4 years ago
I had a close group of friends in high school who all got bad grades and were just fucking lazy. I had nearly all straight A's and my gpa my senior year was a 3.7.
College comes around and they get all the grants and assistance and I don't get shit. Now if that's not bullshit I don't know what is.
4 years ago
I worked with an Iranian in the 80's who was given a free ride through school just as long as he worked a job and it didn't matter how long it took him to graduate.
4 years ago
I'm sure the US governments gets something out of roping in exchange students.
4 years ago
Who the FUCK would want to go to Iran?
4 years ago
to learn?
4 years ago
perhaps a nuclear physicist studying abroad.
4 years ago
You worked with "Iranian"? I remember that stupid fuck.
4 years ago
I believe our broads are prettier.
4 years ago
Sorry to interrupt here guys, but would any of you kind gentlemen be able to point me toward the most recent "degrading pornstars" post. It was within a week or so and thought I had saved it to watch later.
4 years ago
If I had, he'd be dead now.
4 years ago
I thought ezo would be the man to ask.
4 years ago
was it two dogs fucking?
4 years ago
No it was those guys that degrade women doing porn.
4 years ago
yeah, two dogs fucking
4 years ago
that?
4 years ago
yep, thank you
4 years ago
carry on fellas
4 years ago
you gotta love this guy
4 years ago
I love the fabreeze bit, that had me rolling.
4 years ago
Did you save that shit zeke?
4 years ago
I did.
4 years ago
I noted that it was tagged efukt, along with many others. I didn't think people would actually tag that :/
4 years ago
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0lAhnoDlU
4 years ago
sev, that was the worst music link....






EVER.
4 years ago
well, the pre-chorus is ok (8(), but the rest of the song, IS FUCKING SHIT.
4 years ago
Aerosmith is shit and so are you
4 years ago
The phone is ringing, oh my god...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqtgR2kbmjw
4 years ago
how's your bro?
4 years ago
hes good heather... seems Nashville is treating him well
4 years ago
good.
4 years ago
he hasnt met assface yet though
4 years ago
him and Punky went to see Queens of the Stone Age last week actually....
4 years ago
well then...
4 years ago
It's settled
4 years ago
we shall nuke Nashville
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
Oh my god is MetalFace alright? :(
4 years ago
he's so traumatized he's sitting in a closet in the fetal position :(
4 years ago
as an american, this is too complicated for me to follow
4 years ago
i gave up once i realized it wasn't in color....
4 years ago
...took a little longer than i care to admit.
4 years ago
hmmm - nope i wont go there tonight
4 years ago
happy birthday zeke
4 years ago
owh, jeah!
4 years ago
thats why it has arrows i thought
4 years ago
Coloured arrows too
4 years ago
*colored
4 years ago
^retarded
4 years ago
* jrob2020 joins team squidley *
4 years ago
No such team....
4 years ago
Also I bet squidley forgotten who's even in that team
4 years ago
It's him and Squidley2
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Squidley#The_Squidley_Fanclub
4 years ago
And we never "shut down"
We just decided to lay low for a while
4 years ago
We ? You mean you and squidley ? ....
4 years ago
How come a nonsense club like the squidley fan club gets a muchopedia mention but the far more dominant F.A.P.S doesn't ??
4 years ago
You know you could write stuff yourself on there
4 years ago
I might just do that
4 years ago
this oughta be gold...
4 years ago
Squidley is not a Nazi war criminal, he wouldn't even been old enough for the Hitler youth.. fucktards..
4 years ago
That's ok cos squidley is fake anyway
4 years ago
Lies..
4 years ago
According to yak Squidley would have been 19 in 1945
4 years ago
<according to yak>
4 years ago
Fries>
http://www.muchopedia.com/wiki/F.A.P.S.
4 years ago
No entry :(
4 years ago
Get an account then
4 years ago
Is Silhouette Man British then
4 years ago
yes.. thats why it would say here in the nordic countries (of britain)... and then proceed the countries he is talking about... and not list britain
4 years ago
He didn't have to reference Britain to not be British. I looked at it more that he said 'you Americans' , so he's clearly not American.
4 years ago
indeed nordic people are not american :(
4 years ago
Really? I always thought they were. Huh
4 years ago
Technically Americans are not American , they are like baked beans or mongrels or hybrids
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I'm an American
4 years ago
there are plenty of nordic americans.
4 years ago
Hey Toaster how would you like to have a bit of British inside of you
4 years ago
she's not gonna get back with you on that one, fries. 8|
4 years ago
Give her chance .... I'm guessing she's still in bed asleep at moment
4 years ago
is this a repost or something?
cuz this is pretty good
4 years ago
Mesh politics
4 years ago
who cares if we lose a generation..its a generation full of hipsters
4 years ago
@Rollo_Tomasi Did you ever watch this, you fucker? 8)

http://muchosucko.com/94846/Gather-round-geeks

4 years ago
* loslobos reclines *

Suckers
4 years ago
i had to spend no money for my doktor title in germany
4 years ago
superioir german system paid for my education
4 years ago
american education system sucks
4 years ago
What? You got your medicine education completely free?
4 years ago
And what, doctor??
4 years ago
yes...i have a doctor title in business administration
4 years ago
problem with that?
4 years ago
wanne fuck now bitch??!!
4 years ago
Curious. So the system payed for your education, going on for what..7 years. All free?
4 years ago
Gimme your adress so I know where to send my collection of fisting dildoes before I arrive
4 years ago
thats right
4 years ago
give me your privat email adress and i send it to you
4 years ago
loslobos@muchosucko.com
4 years ago
Doctor? Like PhD or professor?
4 years ago
yes thats correct
4 years ago
i work as a high class manager in a huge english company now...makeing tons of money
4 years ago
*prostitue
4 years ago
*prostitute
4 years ago
*prostate
4 years ago
*prolapse
4 years ago
*prosthetic
4 years ago
*milktoast
4 years ago
*powdered milk
4 years ago
*thread ruined
4 years ago
Shut up Zeke..
4 years ago
*butt hurt
4 years ago
It's all good, I'm just waiting for Europe to become Eurabia.

*GH365 kicks back*
4 years ago
Sadly it might be true. Atleast it's not going to be United States of Mexico
4 years ago
Mexicans are pretty harmless compared to the Arab and African immigrants.
4 years ago
I don't remember the last time i seen a Mexican that wasn't cutting my grass.
4 years ago
Atleast they know how to work :/
4 years ago
Arabs do plenty of work, pushing out babies and raping our women.
Don't be so racist.
4 years ago
Mexicans mostly just want to work hard and have a better life i have no issue with that, but the immigrants coming to Europe want to take advantage of your generous social programs.
4 years ago
Norway needs more rapists, they can go there. It's getting crowded in Sweden
4 years ago
http://topconservativenews.com/2013/10/muslim-immigrants-raped-over-300-swedish-children-in-seven-months-of-2013/
4 years ago
Reliable source must be true
4 years ago
lolsweden
4 years ago
Send those motherfuckers home.
4 years ago
Nordic master race!
4 years ago
The Nordic belongs to the Nords!
4 years ago
I want to rape Swedish people
4 years ago
germany gonna stay arian
4 years ago
we already concentrated the sub humans in ghettos
4 years ago
The traditions of brunost and kaviar is under threat with all these new cultures
4 years ago
Germany has more immigrants than ever from Saudi Arabia
4 years ago
Sealbasher, You mean "Aryan"? Arian is a Christian presbyter in Alexandria, Egypt.
4 years ago
Before we know it, it will all be replaced with American gooey cheeses and spray cheese.
4 years ago
Velveeta:(
4 years ago
It's all part of the plan barret.
4 years ago
#preservearyancheeses2013
Raise the awareness
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/WkozndS.jpg
4 years ago
I think I'm banned on imgur lol, can't upload
4 years ago
How the hell do you get banned from imgur??
4 years ago
probably posting child porn knowing loslobos :(
4 years ago
uploading nsfw material
4 years ago
imgur is loaded with porn wtf are you talking about
4 years ago
That was harsh Yak..
4 years ago
there's porn on imgur?
like i fucking use anything other than google images...
4 years ago
It wasn't cp.. Most likely gore that isn't allowed on there
4 years ago
how do i find said imgur porn?
4 years ago
I don't fucking know, everything freezes when I try to upload
4 years ago
You need to scratch my name into your chest LL and everything will be fine..
4 years ago
Promise?
4 years ago
I promise..
4 years ago
Ok must be true. I trust men on the Internet.
4 years ago
Im on the internet?? I was using a calculator when I fell down a rabbit hole..
4 years ago
thats quite possible.. i havent seen any gore on imgur
4 years ago
It isn't allowed I checked terms.
<been bad
4 years ago
Aka, wake up! You're still in your padded cell
4 years ago
No, Im in your closet LL.. your coat smells nice..
4 years ago
It does huh. Haven't washed it since I went scavaging for road kills
4 years ago
I see you have a shovel and a bag of lime also.. we are more alike than you think..
4 years ago
Nothing like an good old fashioned corpse disposal am I rite
4 years ago
A woman after my own heart I swear..
4 years ago
I uploaded a ton of goreporn and shit on imgur, but in my private album. I used to have problems with the uploads a lot though, they probably did some yaktesting.
4 years ago
goreporn you say?
4 years ago
how would one go about accessing this private album you speak of?
4 years ago
* loslobos nods spastically *
4 years ago
I am intrieged as well..
4 years ago
Spoiler for you LL,.. and to think they wont allow gore.. http://imgur.com/poPhy9o
4 years ago
lookin good
4 years ago
That constipation.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/poPhy9o.jpg
4 years ago
OMFG LOL
4 years ago
Anyway i meant to say gore and/or porn earlier...and its all either gone or subbed on mucho by now.
4 years ago
Finally got that uniform together huh wow
4 years ago
Barret:
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=31864
4 years ago
Like I said,.. a spoiler, uniform is not finished yet, I have to send it to the tailor's to get the insignia and armband and title band sewn on..
4 years ago
I lol'd
4 years ago
So that's why its so addicting.
4 years ago
Still, looks real to me so far
4 years ago
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=81831

Looks legit.
4 years ago
PEPSI FETUS, YEAH!
4 years ago
Where can I pick up my walking helmet?
4 years ago
Wait til I have it done LL, it will look 10x better with all the insignia on it, and the proper brown shirt and tie, party pin, Iron cross, Eidelwiess pin ect ect..
4 years ago
and why are you doing this exactly? for halloween or just to wear around the house and jerk off on?
4 years ago
Won't you get in trouble if you send that suit to a tailor? Isn't that stuff illegal? When i sent my fetus slippers in i had to move out of Belgium and become a Norwegian.
4 years ago
No Zeke, its for Halloween yes but I am going to be part of the static display for the Wings of Freedom tour next year.. and no Barret its not illegal in the US to own historic clothing, in fact my Jack boots came from the Netherlands..
4 years ago
weird i had no problem getting my suit of dead baby anuses hemmed
4 years ago
I do have to say that I had 2 tailor's turn me down because of the subject matter, they were ok with the uniform but had a problem with the armband,... It's just History..
4 years ago
People don't realize that this uniform is just part of the new "American Socialism".. I think I'm gonna run for President..
4 years ago
I'd vote for you.
4 years ago
Can I be your vice? I promise I won't pull a LBJ
4 years ago
<fingers crossed>
4 years ago
No better person would be my vice than you Zeke.. nuff said..
4 years ago
Can i have complete control of the military?
4 years ago
Ohhh, Ok..
4 years ago
As long as you invade Canada..
4 years ago
You got it.
4 years ago
All your syrupses belong to us.
4 years ago
I fucked that up :(
* xzekiel steps down *
4 years ago
And your Flannel too..
4 years ago
Sirupii?
4 years ago

Stuff not to do

If someone else might own the copyright to it, don’t upload it. Don’t upload gore, obscenity, advertising, solicitations, "hate speech" (i.e. demeaning race, gender, age, religious or sexual orientation, etc.), or material that is threatening, harassing, defamatory, or that encourages illegality. Don’t hotlink to such content, or to file-sharing or torrent sites. Don’t be a troll or a jerk. Don't impersonate someone else. If you do (and we will be the judge), or if you do anything illegal, in addition to any other legal rights we may have, we will ban you along with the site you're hotlinking from, delete all your images, report you to the authorities if necessary, and prevent you from viewing any images hosted on Imgur.com. We mean it.

http://imgur.com/tos
4 years ago
just a matter of time before they suppress the images here
4 years ago
* yak care level falling *



oh wait... it was 0 to begin with
thanks
4 years ago
/me's checking something
4 years ago
* xzekiel 's got it *
4 years ago
the space is still visible
4 years ago
so how do I get rid of that space, tr?
4 years ago
* xzekiel wanders off *
4 years ago
the same way you triforce, newfag
4 years ago
chanfag alert
4 years ago
Debt...controlling motherfuckers for thousands of years.
4 years ago
it's a beautiful system, ain't it?
4 years ago
This Chinese guy was telling me about how China has started implementing mortgages for property in China. He was like "before no one afford house. now we like america. much much better"
I was like "yeahhh.....much much"
4 years ago
goddamn ice jews
4 years ago
Ice jews? I have never heard of such thing.
4 years ago
ice jews are a species of jews that invented the federal reserve pre iceage
they currently control the world along with the shape changing lizard men
4 years ago
Obviously you have never tried to dig up a body in the winter months..
4 years ago
reptilians is the technical term
4 years ago
Goblijews...
4 years ago
And yes the federal reserve was created by hook-noses
4 years ago
And they're the reason why our fiat monetary system is about to collapse.
4 years ago
Zeke's right bout this..
4 years ago
And I wouldn't say necessarily that they control the world. They just control what we eat and breathe.....they control what we see on tv and read in the newspapers.....they control who we go to war with. They control what children learn in school. They control the stock market. They don't control the world you silly fish.
4 years ago
Debt is the slavery of the free.
4 years ago
It is quite expensive. However, currently being in college, I see a lot of kids piss grant money away and it just pisses me off. Couple of my classmates in gen physics dropped out. One because he missed too many lectures and the other thought it was "too hard". I really don't feel bad for those type of people who go in debt.
4 years ago
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