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Happy Muchobithday ZEKE!

A present from me 2 u

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by yak

submitted October 9th 2013

194 comments
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Happy Muchobithday ZEKE!
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ive been drinking... i clearly meant muchoBIRTHDAY
4 years ago
tho.. the server issues were NOT my fault this time
4 years ago
Retard
4 years ago
and they're not for Muchobithdays either!
4 years ago
thanks for at least trying to say "muchobirthday", and not just "muchoday".... that shit irks the fuck out of me
4 years ago
Every day is muchoday!
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster lobbies to make it officially muchoday *
4 years ago
"muchoday" would be more logical as the day yak and deja first launched MS... not for someone's year anniversary... you guys are idiots
4 years ago
That would also be muchos birthday
4 years ago
but you wouldnt call it a birthday to Mucho, you cannot just address Mucho as a whole... you would address yak or deja.... and they already have their own muchobirthdays
4 years ago
The day you signed up for mucho is like a rebirth
4 years ago
People refer to my dog as a fur baby so why can't I give all of mucho a birthday? STOP PUTTING ME IN BOXES
4 years ago
The site is not a sentient being, therefor it wouldn't be an anniversary. It's the day you were born again.
4 years ago
It might be, who are you to say?
4 years ago
a baptism of shit and jizz ....
4 years ago
* xzekiel eats metamucil wafers *

worst birthday ever
4 years ago
Good, you don't deserve a party
4 years ago
happy muchobirthday shitass! :)
4 years ago
There's a party in my pants and none of you are invited
4 years ago
Thank you JerkStore.....still no
4 years ago
hey toaster, i take it the pic of you that was removed from muchopedia was genuine? per "copyright violation" ?
4 years ago
couldnt think of another 'reason' to take it down ;/
4 years ago
well, i was just going to comment, if so, that she's cuter than i imagined....
4 years ago
I missed this^
This makes me sad. The one moment I'm not wasting time on Muchopedia I miss pics :(
4 years ago
YEAH! pony up the pics, guys!
4 years ago
pics?
4 years ago
I'm pretty fucking adorable actually :(
4 years ago
Apparently a pic of Toast was up on Muchopedia and taken down
4 years ago
that pic is technically on mucho a few times
4 years ago
I wanna see!!!
4 years ago
No more than her face? That's not enough :c
4 years ago
She said in chat the other day that she could stand to lose "a good 150 pounds".
4 years ago
Toasty fap is probably the closest to what my body looks like
4 years ago
*toaste
4 years ago
I'm actually oiling myself up as we speak
4 years ago
Record that shit, you tease.
4 years ago
Truth be told, I'm not oiling myself up nor do I look like that :(
4 years ago
Well, idk where this thread is coming from but I suppose I should suit up
toaster isn't like get a go cart in walmart
she's just a big woman
which i feel she should work on before she's a get a go-cart in walmart woman, but meh
4 years ago
that was me white-knighting you you agro bitch
4 years ago
naw... toaster has just got a nice thick figure... from what i could gather. nothing like this shit.
4 years ago
Any proof would be nice.
Otherwise I'm done here.
4 years ago
there's no proof, there will never be any
4 years ago
proof?
you couldnt handle the proof!
4 years ago
yeah, might as well put away your cock bro
4 years ago
It sounds to me like he wants to handle himself to the proof
4 years ago
and face the peril
4 years ago
Well I wear a size 20 pant which is pretty fucking big, but I'm 5'10. All I know is I exercise a whole lot more than any of you and I'm damn sexy.

* TheAllMightyToaster drops the mic *
4 years ago
hahahah
4 years ago
well you gotta cut back on your eating then.....
4 years ago
I've never jerked it to a MS female. So yeah I'd probably start with Toast if she posted nudes or something.
* Sinaitis makes this awkward. *
4 years ago
when did MuchoSucko become a place where fat chicks celebrate girlpower?
4 years ago
*Bono looks down the road and sighs*
4 years ago
Bono why was your wasps post in the sexy category? Wtf man?
* Sinaitis off-topics *
4 years ago
Most fat chicks should be shamed, I wouldn't argue that
4 years ago
I have... needs.
4 years ago
"Most" fat chicks should be shamed?
What exactly does that mean?
4 years ago
Bono we get it you're a 4chan fag. You throw that shit around more than monkeys actually throw their own feces.
4 years ago
You asked.
4 years ago
@Zeke it means "everyone but me"
4 years ago
It means that I work in the public dealing with fat lazy gross bitches all day. They drive 30cirlces around the fucking parking lot to get a spot RIGHT NEXT to the door, instead of walking an extra 50 feet. They leave half eaten food in their shopping carts. Best of all is when they get pissed off we don't have any electric carts left. Like really? You aren't breathing hard because there is something wrong with you, you're breathing hard because you're a fucking fat lazy slob
4 years ago
"most" fat women don't need Mart-Carts.
4 years ago
If not using Mart-Carts is the standard you're comparing yourself to, you most definitely DO need to be shamed.
4 years ago
No they don't but a lot of them seem to think they do
4 years ago
Do YOU ever leave half-eaten food in your cart?
4 years ago
Bono
If not using Mart-Carts is the standard you're comparing yourself to, you most definitely DO need to be shamed.
13 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
I don't eat in stores, so no
4 years ago
* possum likes tall thick women *
4 years ago
@Toasty I live in Minnesota. The state fair here is the epitome of fat lazy ugly degenerate scum coming out on a hot day to walk around and weeze on little kids passing by while they look for more food to stuff their acne faces with such as deep fried twinkies and snicker bars and deep fried bacon, etc....
4 years ago
youve just described every state fair in the midwest.... literally
4 years ago
where in sota, sir?
4 years ago
Sinaitis, I live 10miles from a big military base so that's like a daily normal thing here with all the Army wives.
4 years ago
Bono
If not using Mart-Carts is the standard you're comparing yourself to, you most definitely DO need to be shamed.
13 seconds ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
Seriously, the thing is, I know I'm pudgy. Right now I'm pudgy and I want to correct that. I just wish others would too. I saw a 400lb lady on crutches the other day, and she had to waddle out of my way, and i said thank you, but to myself i was like, hey, least you're tryin....
4 years ago
I've no issue with my fatness. Possibly one day if I do I will do something about it, for now I'm sticking with the fatness.
4 years ago
least you're not in a cart and haven't given up entirely....
4 years ago
dead wife was 6'1" and 155
4 years ago
Poss I live in Maplewood, used to live in downtown Stillwater by the St. Croix river.
4 years ago
I am a South Dakotan though. Lived in Brookings, grandma lives in Aberdeen, parents born and raised there.
4 years ago
@sinus - i did time at Sandstone, and was born in LeSewer
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
155 lbs at 6'1" seems pretty healthy to me.
4 years ago
155 at 6'1 is fairly thin
4 years ago
Toaster is 5'10" and I'm guessing close to 300 lbs.
4 years ago
waay too many sodaks on MS
4 years ago
poss lots of washintonians too
4 years ago
Too many dumbasses from Bakersfield, actually.
4 years ago
i'd put toaster at 5'7" and about 230
4 years ago
yes and yes
4 years ago
don't be so paranoid poss.
4 years ago
was that close?
4 years ago
they are all looking at mee
4 years ago
zeke she already said she was 5'10"
4 years ago
@Zeke you are underestimating the dimensions of this woman.
4 years ago
poss I'm looking at you
4 years ago
well she also lies a lot
4 years ago
Well ask Smerf, he met me
4 years ago
5'10" and could stand to lose 150 lbs by her own admission... she's 300.
4 years ago
why would someone lie to strangers about their height...
4 years ago
heather probably the same reason they're so preoccupied about how tall I am or how much I weigh
4 years ago
im 7'3
4 years ago
fact
4 years ago
i don't know why you people lie so much but you do
4 years ago
i'm 5'11" and 1/2
4 years ago
in the last year ive put on and lost 30lbs
4 years ago
I fap with sand paper.
4 years ago
Toaster let's ask the real questions -

Why exactly, I mean WHY EXACTLY, would you NOT post a picture on Mucho?

4 years ago
Fact.
4 years ago
And this was supposed to be my birthday :(
4 years ago
what grit rate
4 years ago
POST YOUR WEIGHTS
4 years ago
174
4 years ago
i'll be 6' pretty soon
4 years ago
*under
4 years ago
@Jerk only 600 grit. I'm classy like that.
4 years ago
Word.
4 years ago
chatfags rejoice - Toaster says she is within 50 pounds (one way or the other) of 436 lbs.

I find that to be borderline believable.
4 years ago
lmfao
4 years ago
380 is a conservative estimate tbh
4 years ago
you're so gullible
4 years ago
oh darn, you got me.

toaster has outrused the master ruseman.

welp, looks like I better give up, I'll never be able to top this.
4 years ago
bono......you're a kid
you're a kid that trolls
you're a kid that trolls and sucker punches ppl irl
you think any of us take you seriously?
4 years ago
ive got lots of relatives in brookings and volga
4 years ago
* possum goes tharn *
4 years ago
we used to make runs to brookings fireworks..for shit thats highly illegal in my police state
4 years ago
you take the STFU back possum..you sonsabitch
4 years ago
oh shit, Billy is from NoDak?
4 years ago
he's such an asshole
4 years ago
You can't take back STFUs

4 years ago
stupid jerks
4 years ago
you cant triple stamp a double stamp!!!
4 years ago
no..im from caulifiornia..but many relatives including me mum is from sodak and minnesota
4 years ago
i have cousins in Aurora
4 years ago
Wished I never moved to Minnesota, people were genuinely nice in Brookings, and most people in MN are rude or mind their own business in the worst kinds of ways.
4 years ago
Aurora, CO ? theyres unfortunately many shithole cities names Aurora, poss
4 years ago
Minnesota Nice is highly overrated
4 years ago
aurora SD, jerk - try to keep up
4 years ago
like i said... you couldve been talking to either of us
4 years ago
My car got broken into one day at my apartment and 8 people on camera came and left without calling police/letting our landlady know. I watched the tape with the police, couldn't identify the fucking perp, but I was more pissed off at seeing people coming and going pretending like they didn't see anything.
4 years ago
i am always impressed by the fakey niceness in MN when i visit these days - might as well be Canada
4 years ago
* possum looks at heather *
4 years ago
jealousy is an awful disease
4 years ago
ohw hey - it's zeke's MS day innit?
4 years ago
Something like that yeah
4 years ago
zeke has enough MS days
4 years ago
:( Happy late MuchoBday Zekebro.
4 years ago
It isn't late yet
4 years ago
Yeah but I've already had like 3 conversations with him and didn't even realize it.
4 years ago
Bithday
4 years ago
Sweet
4 years ago
Fake.

Zeek would have been able to lodge it sideways.
4 years ago
No he wouldn't have been able to. Zeke's ass is tighter than a Jewish rat's.
4 years ago
Jewish rats what ?
4 years ago
ass, you dummy
4 years ago
HB Mr. Hitler 8)
4 years ago
TY Mr. Stalin 8)
4 years ago
are you saying that Stalin was a tool?
4 years ago
Well, he kind of was wasn't he?
4 years ago
Joseph Stalin was a big meanie poo poo head
4 years ago
I think he was saying Hitler played football.
4 years ago
Awww, the old fishing technique.
4 years ago
You mean you stuck a candy cane up your ass in honor of me yak? How sweet.
4 years ago
* possum does the bd dance for zeke *
4 years ago
Happy Mucho blah, blah, blah day zeke.

4 years ago
If you really cared about me you'd do a 'Happy Muchoday Zeke' rap.
4 years ago
That goes for both of you.
4 years ago
Sorry zeke i retired from Hip Hop for good. The Mucho Rap was the last time you will ever see me try to rap.
4 years ago
I'm hurt.
4 years ago
Why you gotta play me like that td?
4 years ago
Because i suck at the hippity hop. You seen the video you already know.
4 years ago
You could at least try.
4 years ago
Maybe on your next Mucho Birthday. If you are a good boy maybe.
4 years ago
Dis some buuuullshit
4 years ago
yu yu yu yuo m m mean th th thats booshit
4 years ago
yu yu yu you k k killed uucle hank....TH TH THATS BOOSHIT!,,,,*clip clop clip clop
4 years ago
How is it even a birthday without a TD rap?
* xzekiel throws cake on the floor *
4 years ago
Here I brought you a new one
http://muchosucko.com/47890/Goatse-cake
4 years ago
zeke probably would be happy with just nakkies
4 years ago
Haha no shit Sherlock.
* loslobos runs like hell *
4 years ago
:(
Worst Birthday Ever
4 years ago
I have never been, nor will I ever be a member of F.A.P.S.
4 years ago
everyone loves cock in some way, zeke... we've been over this
4 years ago
poppycock
4 years ago
thats the spirit
4 years ago
"sir can i get some golf balls please?.....sir?...sir?..." *leaves
4 years ago
That's clearly a vagina, xraynoob
4 years ago
This is the traditional way of Abortions during the Holiday season..
4 years ago
Zeke is kind of a dick sometimes.
4 years ago
*moon cricket
4 years ago
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