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Jimmy Kimmel bit by snake on his live show

Jimmy kimmel thinks his so kool! now his ass gets owned

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by TheTruth

submitted May 25th 2006

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justblaze likes to sniff bicycle seats.

I saw this on another site and it was pretty funny. It was all a setup, but they didn't let the crowd know and that was the most important thing. Heh heh. Snakes rock.

justblaze likes to insert Capri Sun straws into his urethra and pretend he's a gecko.
12 years ago
Damn, that was a big snake.
12 years ago
YAH I SEEN THIS BEFORE... IT IS SO FAKE IT ISN'T FUNNY.
12 years ago
How could they have pulled that off so perfectly? Yeah, it's fake, but SHIT... I've never seen anything like that!

I love how a couple of the band members came to "aid" Jimmy. Like: "Here, my saxophone will save you, Jimmy!" Haha... what the fuck?

Does anyone know when this aired?
12 years ago
i find it funny becoz its so fake :p EDIT=>and so cheap fake
12 years ago
are you all sure its fake...it didnt look particularly fake to me...and thats the general reaction when someones bitten by a poisonous snake ( i work with reptiles) also...its pretty fucked up swing a snake around like that, animal rights would have had a fuckin tizzy over that.
12 years ago
Did he? Really?
12 years ago
I really don’t like Jimmy kimmel or whatever his name is.. damn all u guys saying its fake, maybe it is.. Looked real to me, if it is real. The that’s the price u have to pay for having a deadly rattle snake on your show. What if it had escaped and went into the audience??? That would have been awesome, but that’s Y it seems to be fake too

I don’t think talk shows bring in venomous snakes to a show and try to pet it.ahahah
12 years ago
Dude, you work with reptiles and you still think its real? Are the reptiles made of rubber with their mouths constantly open?
12 years ago
Tommeh!!! stop talking....the snake was obviously a puppet on the end of that guy's sick....you putz. Just look at it when they show it, no snake in the world opens it's mouth and hisses, that's just a stupid movie effect...and they are not powerful enough to throw a guy holding it down like that, at least not one that small. A man can safely hold down one 8 times the size of that one. You "work with reptiles?" Where? Pets Mart? My girlfriend is a herpetologist, and she laughed and goes "ha ha, no rattle snake gets that big." when she saw this. It didn't even fool her for a second. And i watched it goin, "who the hell holds the head of the snake with a vice?" then they showed it and i was just like "oh..." It wasn't just fake, it was rediculously stupid fake, and anyone who believes otherwise.....voted for Bush. You ignorant gullible morons!

Go back to pets mart, play with your little lizards, and your frogs, and your garter snakes, and leave the video bashing to us bored unemployed shoulda-been-a-college-students, we're way better at wasting time pointing out dumb obvious facts about redundantly worthless video clips, and making other people feel and look stupid with out ever meeting them, than you are. Because we got nothing...better...to do!
12 years ago
hey i watched his show tonight. only cuz he had hugh Macintyre on, to do a bull shit interview for the hanso foudnation. ill admit it was pretty convincing, but within moments research its easy to see that hanso didnt exist before LOST.
12 years ago
@ Quixilver - "A man can safely hold down one 8 times the size of that one"
You obviously dont know snakes very well do you?
12 years ago
it's fake, later on in the show he gets an interview with "Grey's Anatomy" actors/actresses. Everyone was acting on the hoax.

12 years ago
Fake - watch it again, the snake never moves on its own. Wheres the clip where they reveal to the audience that it was fake? That's what I want to see! (ps - when did this originally air?)
12 years ago
ive never seen that show but i can tell you i have seen a wild rattlesnake before and those bastards can move and jump, and from what little experience i do have around snakes i can tell you i do think its real, just look at how it coils up before the jump and its body after it bites jimmy, if it was a puppet its body would have been straight and hanging downward, not all twisted in the air like that. and yes when i saw the rattler it never closed its mouth and moved slowly into the coil stance, plus look at the guy holding it he looks like a complete idiot.
12 years ago
It has to be fake....no one in their right mind that deals with snakes would bring one like that on a TV show. And Quixilver if your girlfriend is a herpetologist she would know that an Eastern Diamond Rattlesnake can grow as big as 8 feet.
12 years ago
i dont even know anything about snakes and i could tell that was so fake the moment they brought the crate out.

some people are just so stupid. not just you guys who think its real, but the idiots in the studio with their mouths all gaping open.
i could see a couple people with a smile on their faces though. those were the smart ones.
12 years ago
reasons y its fake:
1. w/e quix sed
2. camera angle set up
3. the snake has a collar???? wtf is wrong wit u!! (have u ever seen a puppet?!?!)
4. @lobo, u should c wut puppeteers can do
5. wut president sed, but yeah i'm not sure if the crowd knew but imma bet that they didnt
12 years ago
Jimmy went on the Howard STern show and admitted it was fake.
12 years ago
Quixilver - A man can safely hold down one 8 times the size of that one.


Are you fucking retarded? If that snake were real, its 8 to 11 feet long and about 9 inches round or so. If someone can easily hold a snake 8 times that, then why the fuck are 20 foot snakes able to strangle a full grown man to death? I'm no snake expert but at least I know what I'm talking about.
12 years ago
Okay, so it's fake. Don't bull shit your way to that conclusion. Just take it from Jimmy Kimmel himself instead of pondering through the shit-pit of piss-poor excuses like "it had a collar" and "a man can hold down..". It was very convincing, I don't particularly like the guy so I didn't give a damn but I thought it was funny the saxaphone buddy came over, WITH his sax..what? Is the guitarist gonna steal it?
12 years ago
damn it , It did look suspcious , but since I wanted it to be so real in my head. I really thought kimmel got what was coming to him. Screw you Kimmel!!!
12 years ago
("Here, my saxophone will save you, Jimmy!")
lmfao bostano yea the cam angles are setup
12 years ago
If it was real, you would have read about it on cnn.com, dipshits.
12 years ago
No, it was fake. There is no CNN article you dumbass.

It was a hoax to tie in the cast of Grey's Anatomy. He hosted the rest of the show from his 'hospital bed'
12 years ago
Definately not real. BUT, Rattlesnakes can easily get that big. I really didn't think the fake one on there looked 8 - 10 feet, but maybe I'm judging it poorly. I have killed a diamondback myself that was a touch over 7 feet long, and I somehow doubt that I happened to stumble upon some freak of nature or some mutant rattlesnake.

Anyway, growing up in the southeast, I've seen rattlesnakes alot over the years and I've never seen one that aggressive. The one I killed, I had nearly stepped on it before it even started to rattle. That one looked ready to kill anyone that got near it. I've seen plenty of snakes be brought on TV and never have i seen them bring the box out with the clamp already around the neck, or even a clamp at all. It's always those weird hook things they just pick them up with.

Anyone ever seen a snake with it's head held stationary against it's will? It doesn't just sit there and let you do it, it'll move the rest of its' body around trying to squirm out of it. To those of you who think this is real.... come on
12 years ago
he should have that old retarded porn star on the show
12 years ago
i suggest TBCIV4 learn to read better, seeing as he just made himself look like a douche ass/ jack bag, take your pick.
12 years ago
the guy whip the snake at him. fake as fuck.
12 years ago
Hey I have that same mouthpiece for my sax...but mines better cause it's mine.
12 years ago
Hahaha fake, the guy moving the snake was obviously moving it himself and after the bite he just like slides the box away when the snake should've bit his ass too.

And Jimmy would be alot more of a little bitch.
12 years ago
IM FUCKING DRUNK. FUCKING SNAKES BITCH. FUCK YOU
12 years ago
^^^I lost my mind right now and kimmel still sucks major balls... atleast jake the snake used a real snake when he used it againts macho man savage... though still they were pussies the snake had no venom
12 years ago
COMING, AUGUST 18th, TO A THEATER NEAR YOU ... SNAKES ON A STAGE!

"I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING STAGE!"
12 years ago
wow, i bet everyone in that show does not watch jimmy any more. I bet since he pulled that shit on all of them, they must feel jaded.

whatever.
12 years ago
1. it didnt look like a real rattlesnake, its head was too big and he had a weird skin.
2. jimmy kimmel is totaly bending over towards the snake and reaching his hand out on purpose, because then the "puppet-actor" can make it look like the snake got that far on own power, as in a strike.
3. you can clearly see the "puppet-actor" is guiding the 'snakes' head towards jimmy's hand with the clamp.

i declare a shannanigan!!
12 years ago
ok, obviously this was fake.. i agree with everyone who said so.. plus one more proof it's fake.. the minute jimmy got bitten.. WHERE DID THE FUCKING SNAKE GO?! do you not see the guy moving box away so easily like it was an empty box. lol so pathetic
12 years ago
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