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Muchocalypse - Where It All Began

I was going to save this for Halloween, but really, who knows when shit will hit the fan? Part 2 to come

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by xzekiel

submitted October 3rd 2013

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Muchocalypse - Where It All Began
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Click the pic
4 years ago
Does it make it less boring?
4 years ago
it makes you less of a faggot
4 years ago
* urkelbot clicks pic *
4 years ago
Clothing - Fatigues
sidearms - uzis
primary - Katana
Vehicle - SUV
rations - mmmmmmm beef jerky
personal - mary jane until grow-op is found
leader - jrob
4 years ago
Fat-igues...desert eagle...m60..SUV...jerky....boom box...toolie
4 years ago
Canuck Tux because no flannel on the list.
Hatches and Katana.
Motorcycle.
Hmmmm next one is hard....I think MRE's.
Luchador Mask.
and finally GermanGuy because he's closest.

Will there be prizes?
4 years ago
fake no pepsi
4 years ago
fare thee well sewer bro
4 years ago
I would crash the motorcycle before i got out of the parking lot.
4 years ago
Then i would travel through the sewer where its safe.
4 years ago
you're gettin there.....
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzVAx1n1QFw
4 years ago
i imagined barret doing that and laughed way to hard
4 years ago
lol thought that was the biker gang from Every Which Way You Loose. Man i love those 2 movies...
4 years ago
gimp suit
twin dessert eagles
katana
muscle car
bourbon
maryjane
germanguy ;o
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
so much post appocalyptic buttsex
4 years ago
thats why you didnt take the lube ^
4 years ago
anyway a bicycle is the best choice for a vehicle with zombies... quiet, fast and never run outta fuel
4 years ago
also small and lightweight
4 years ago
also no protection from a horde and you gotta put legwork in it
4 years ago
i just reading my Zombie Survival Guide haha. that was my first thought as well
4 years ago
fatigues, hatchet, katana, suv, mres, mary jane, toolman
4 years ago
youll have the shits from the mres..you'd be the first to go mensies man
4 years ago
i wouldn't be eating until i reached my destination...but thanks for your concern.
4 years ago
like a chubo like you isnt going to snack
4 years ago
never go full on zeke
4 years ago
what's that mean poppin fresh?
4 years ago
it means that, since zeke = ignorance and irrationality, much like the quote from tropic thunder of "never go full retard" a user here should never "go full on zeke," or, in other words, if a user notices or has it pointed out to them that their comments are similar if not identical to zeke comments, they should reevaluate their thought process.
4 years ago
but you didn't really need that explained, did you?
4 years ago
He's entirely right though, no way you could last 8 hours without cramming something down your gullet.
4 years ago
again, the user that finds zeke in agreement with their though process should examine that process for defects.
4 years ago
see, zekey, again you're projecting your weaknesses onto others...you're thinking of yourself and booze and being unable to not cram anything down your gullet, right?
4 years ago
I'm projecting that I wonder what jackie has in her cupboard
4 years ago
there's booze in there, that's for sure...but that's because we aren't drunks.
4 years ago
I bet there are cookies!
4 years ago
another instance of you being wrong...how totally expected
4 years ago
.....he says 15 minutes later
4 years ago
All gone now :(
4 years ago
He's busy overseeing muchopedia incase someone changes his profile
4 years ago
so, what's the theory here, zekey?

you're maintaining that i was able to resist stuffing these alleged cookies down my gullet up until you made your comment?

notice how that contradicts your claim earlier in this thread?

way to republican't your thought process...newsflash, this isn't 1984
4 years ago
notice pedlesbos getting it wrong again (as usual)

they are "pages" sweetnose...not profiles.
4 years ago
It's about you so it's a profile on you on a page like any other info, for example categories, terms etc. You try so hard
4 years ago
the theory here is that in order to prove me wrong you ate all of your poor hot babe's chips ahoy
4 years ago
right, zekey, but you see how that negates your original theory that i can't "last 8 hours without cramming something down your gullet"?

notice how you just refuted yourself?

as i said earlier, way to republican't....they also like to pretend they didn't say things, thinking it is still 1950 and there aren't electronic records readily viewable.
4 years ago
you do see where it says "page" for the entry, right, pedlesbos?
4 years ago
No I'm on Muchosucko
4 years ago
Or am I....
4 years ago
How is that contradictory if you simply hadn't gotten to those cookies yet?
4 years ago
zekey, face it...the only people you'll get to agree with you are people that aren't doing it because you're right, but because you're in opposition to me...it is quite amusing for me on the regular occasions when it happens.
4 years ago
Actually I disliked you before I could stand Zeke so incorrecto
4 years ago
I said
-can't go 8 hours without snacking
-ate all of jackie's chips ahoy in order to prove me wrong

they're independent statements, not contradictory in the least.....genius
4 years ago
{{Citation needed}}
4 years ago
She can stand me <3
4 years ago
the only citation with which zeke has any familiarity is for dui
4 years ago
now, zeke...let's look at the logic here....you say that i can't go 8 hours without eating, and if that were true, how could those cookies have lasted?

see how logic works, junior?
4 years ago
still wrong
4 years ago
also, pedolesbos merely proved my point by mentioning how much she can't stand me.
4 years ago
just face it, kid, it's going to take more than you screaming "WRONG WRONG WRONG" like some kind of retard.
4 years ago
Well, you are wrong. Maybe I should log it. I'm just sorry I didn't log all the countless other times.
4 years ago
just face it, kid, it's going to take more than you screaming "WRONG WRONG WRONG" like some kind of retard.
4 years ago
just face it, old man, it's going to take more than you watching a youtube video to be able to be a genius
4 years ago
-to be able to
4 years ago
lol.....you're arguing with a drunk guy 15 years younger than you on an internet shock site.......some fucking genius
4 years ago
"I misplaced my mensa membership card"
"I didn't pay the dues"
"How about you give me money"
4 years ago
good news, junior...i've got the card right here, right now
4 years ago
as it states on the ever factual muchopedia, it is available for viewing by appointment.
4 years ago
you also lie a lot.
4 years ago
we can schedule an appointment for you tonight between the hours of 10pm and 4am central standard time.
4 years ago
incidentally, accusing me of lying is the same thing as screaming WRONG WRONG WRONG like a retard...don't go full on zeke
4 years ago
-"I know aramaic"
-"I learned from this youtube video"

-"I'm a member of mensa"
-"I never joined mensa"
4 years ago
-"i'm a certified genius"
-"i have everything from mucho logged"
4 years ago
so, was that a yes or no to viewing the card, zekebro...because it is ready to go right now.

the question is, "are you ready?"
4 years ago
plus ca chenge
4 years ago
are you saying you want to see it, possbro?

we can tinychat it up right now....
4 years ago
um - i think i was just saying that you are always non-funny - i have no idea what else you might be gibbering about atm
4 years ago
the allegedly fraudulent membership card
4 years ago
still no funy...


* possum wanders off *
4 years ago
* possum spams his entire coke-fueled drawing phase now - *
4 years ago
doh! the speck of dust from hell!
4 years ago
LosManhands in the parlor with a candlestick.
4 years ago
I'd pay to see that.
4 years ago
Fatigues,Desert Eagles,M60,SUV,MRE, and the weed.

I guess I'll take drum because he lives in my city and he's fat so i can eat him for food if he pisses me off.
4 years ago
Shoot him in the foot and leave him behind to slow down the horde. They'll be busy munching on his ass for a week.
4 years ago
no such thing as the muchocalypse

its called muchogeddon
4 years ago
good job writing your own muchostyle explanation to it as well
4 years ago
you really phoned this one in
4 years ago
I wrote that in about 5 minutes, but I wrote it.....
4 years ago
I'm proud of you.
4 years ago
Thanks
4 years ago
I would just give up and become a Zombie.
4 years ago
Just start going around town killing people. Pot smoking Zombie who is always hungry.
4 years ago
You could just cover yourself in zombie guts for scent camouflage, get really high and walk from store to store binge munching.
4 years ago
all I know is squatface + schooner
4 years ago
obvious, really.
4 years ago
you'll be squat on someones face alright
4 years ago
do you see any other options?
4 years ago
you should give drumrave a whirl..he seems like a nice mexican
4 years ago
no he'd totally panic.
4 years ago
and drink all the bourbon
4 years ago
well im afraid there are no more viable options on zeeks list..thanks for playing
4 years ago
squat, schooner, boombox, bourbon... I'm pretty much hoping this happens.
4 years ago
I'm selling tickets
4 years ago
I hope you like hamburger helper
4 years ago
who doesnt
4 years ago
those are those shitty video game looking zombies
4 years ago
I was let down to find out they weren't 'sambuca uzis' like I saw on first glance :(
4 years ago
Clothing - fatigues (pockets for collecting ears as currency)
sidearms - tac hatchets (for uses other than killing)
primary - actual katana (doesn't need reloading)
Vehicle - suv (doubles as sleeping quarters)
rations - mre (toilet paper is nice to have also)
personal - Luchador Mask (always)
leader - jrob (always)
4 years ago
After playing Killing Floor with Jrob, i sadly have to inform you that you are dead.
4 years ago
actually there's only one survivor so far :/
4 years ago
and his leader's dead :(
4 years ago
......I take back the dead part
4 years ago
CHEER UP!
4 years ago
His leader's leader?
4 years ago
his leader lost his leader
4 years ago

Fatigues
Uzis
Crossbow
SUV
Jerky
Luchador mask
Squatface
Sounds like fun
4 years ago
Gimp suit, tactical hatchets, flamethrower, rally car, bourbon, boom box, toolman....
4 years ago
scratch bourbon......beef jerky
4 years ago
inb4 no fair
4 years ago
jeez, i'm fucking torn with who to go to. I think squatface is the hardest of them. A badass of the dusk til dawn variety
4 years ago
i'll sell you a ticket to squat's party schooner, if you want?
4 years ago
There are right and wrong answers here :/
4 years ago
what are we trading in since money is useless? I know how to make booze from virtually nothing but sugar and water
4 years ago
it's not a long-term scenario.....it's a get out quick with what you can carry kinda deal
4 years ago
mako that is more than enough of a skillset, you're in
4 years ago
access to my penis is optional
4 years ago
*jots that down*
4 years ago
sorry zeke, you dont make the zombie apocalypse rules, and we've got a good thing going.
4 years ago
I do make them. They're already made.
4 years ago
...want me to sign that for you?
4 years ago
heather how do you plan on GETTING to squatface?
4 years ago
I plan on doing it drunk
4 years ago
I've played the walking dead, i know what im dealing with here
4 years ago
zeke, that's pretty obvious.

she plans on getting to him drunkenly.
4 years ago
Where does it say we are not already with said leader? You just said choose one
4 years ago
Keep reading sweetmeat
4 years ago
You also just say 'find shelter' well our schooner has tons of shelter, and everyone knows zombies can't swim. Plus we don't need fuel
4 years ago
And fine, I'd take my damn schooner and sail on over to him, easy
4 years ago
And who in their right mind would travel to get to a leader
4 years ago
So you gonna lead your own crew?
4 years ago
Sure
4 years ago
Cool what's your plan?
4 years ago
I already have the boat and I'd pick up heather on my bmx. It has pegs
4 years ago
Right on.
4 years ago
I hope the pegs are on the front...
4 years ago
{{Vague}}
4 years ago
bear toque
nunchucks
crossbow
nuclear powered submarine
beef jerky
beer making kit
me
4 years ago
liar... dik....
4 years ago
Fatigues
Desert Eagles
Katana
Rally car
Bourbon
Weed
Jrob
4 years ago
shark suite
tactical hatches
crossbow
rally car
mre
mary jane
drumrave (to sacrifice this fatass to the zombies if things get hardcore)
4 years ago
why is noone takeing the sharsuite?
4 years ago
we were saving it for you
4 years ago
I guess I made this too hard. I was expecting people would actually use logic :/
4 years ago
i used logic
4 years ago
you ruined anything logical by saying they had to 'get' to their leader and then ride off into he sunset to the magical land of shelter
4 years ago
I would have picked the Gimp suit for added protection from the leather, but then all the zombies would laugh at me.
4 years ago
I would have upvoted if you used an actual pic of my boombox
4 years ago
I tried but it was blurry and couldn't shop out the sign very well.
4 years ago
and heather YOUR LEADER IS YOUR PROTECTION
you seemed to get that part that everything would be all hunky-dory once you got to squatface, but you weren't trying to begin with, just randomly guessing that the sailboat equates to him, which is wrong.
4 years ago
Jrob managed to grab a very good pic from one of the vids I've subbed
4 years ago
It was used in a shoop
4 years ago
Wasn't aware of that. Would have. I went for the same style.
4 years ago
Probably also should have done pizza rolls, but in retrospect, I should have explained this like I was talking to children.
4 years ago
So hey, we all know what your face looks like now.

Do a pizza roll challenge.
4 years ago
I don't particularly enjoy cramming processed food in my mouth, despite my appearance......but maybe.
4 years ago
I will if I can beat either of you.....what's yours and queso's records?
4 years ago
First vid ever I was high and only got like 21.

I think Queso countered with 22.

I currently hold the (proven) record with 30 or so in 2 minutes.

http://muchosucko.com/84425/Bono-Pizza-Roll-Challenge-2

I did 34 once but the camera wasn't on.
4 years ago
So basically it comes down to how fast you can chew and swallow :/
4 years ago
That's how eating competitions usually work..
4 years ago
I'M THE FASTEST MOTHERFUCKIN MASTICATER THERE IS, CHUMP!
4 years ago
Totino's. Get a 40 pack.
4 years ago
I was being facetious.....I've never really done any eating challenges.....but my mother told me as a kid I ate like it was a race.
4 years ago
"It's not a race zekey"
4 years ago
"Chew your bites"
4 years ago
So... you're doing it right?
4 years ago
If I can beat yours or queso's mucho records. Probably in January I'll be bored off my ass.
4 years ago
So you wouldn't try it this weekend even for fun?

The fuck is wrong with you, that you have to plan for 3 months to eat a plate of pizza rolls.
4 years ago
No planning involved, I'll just probably try it in January out of sheer boredom.
4 years ago
And I probably won't be able to beat either of you, so there will probably never be a post anyway.
4 years ago
Uh.. why wouldn't you post your best effort? Worst case scenario you look like Dave Hasselhoff.
4 years ago
C'mon Zekey, run out and get a pack of Totino's and film yourself this weekend when you inevitably get the beer munchies.
4 years ago
Why would I post myself losing?
I haven't drank beer in months and I don't get drunk munchies.
January, if at all, but magic 8 ball says outlook not so good
4 years ago
I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GOT

You can't just say "oh I got 18 so I didn't post".

You have to man up faggot. Or else Lord Queso is going to make you his lover this Halloween.
4 years ago
He seems like he'd be gentle and caring.
4 years ago
Yeah Queso puts on a tough front, but he's really a teddy.
4 years ago
You've never been a pumpkin on November 1st.
4 years ago
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A PUMPKIN ON NOVEMBER 1ST!
4 years ago
I'VE SEEN THE AFTERMATH

MAKE ME STOP BOTHERING YOU AND JUST GET THE FUCKING PIZZA ROLLS YOU BORING CUNT
4 years ago
nah I kinda like it when you bother me. it makes me giggle knowing you put in so much effort for a negligible result
4 years ago
yeah man, it's so much fucking effort for a guy who types 120 wpm to type "BUY SOME PIZZA ROLLS" once every 10 minutes in between faps and bites of pizza.
4 years ago
So I'm putting in like, double the effort typing at 60 wpm? :(
4 years ago
I mean, you could just... you know... buy some pizza rolls, and be a team player for once in your fucking contemptible life. This is as close as you're going to get to real-life friends asking you if you wanna hang out.

"Maybe in January."
4 years ago
Yeah, just like "irl" friends I'm blowing you off too.
4 years ago
All I can say is I might be disappointed if you don't do the challenge soon and post it.
4 years ago
...C'mon
4 years ago
What are you gonna do? Attempt to talk me into suicide?
4 years ago
......C'mooooon.
4 years ago
I rather enjoyed talking to you like a human being. But of course, all good things must come to an end.
4 years ago
What is it gonna take for you to post a challenge tomorrow night?
4 years ago
a grand
4 years ago
or nakkies of your sister
4 years ago
or you masturbating into your mouth
4 years ago
take your pick
4 years ago
Last seen 32 minutes ago......I hope he's working on one of the three.
4 years ago
I think I'm just going to do what I want this weekend and let you continue to rot. Thanks for humoring me though.
4 years ago
* xzekiel looks at penis *

not rotting
4 years ago
though my finger might be getting infected....
4 years ago
shark suit, lead pipe, crossbow, suv, beef jerky, toolman, mary jane
4 years ago
Uzi's and Twinkies
4 years ago
Too headache; didn't read.
4 years ago
that's why the last line is there....
4 years ago
Ahh, well then: canuck tux, twin deagles, katana, suv, mres, helmut, toolman. EZ.
4 years ago
toolman is the only serious choice for leader
4 years ago
he comes with a gun collection and a harem
4 years ago
I considered jorb for a sec.
4 years ago
Plus you ever try to bit through canadian grade denim??
4 years ago
Impossibru.
4 years ago
do you live in tent city metal?
4 years ago
Umm, I have a home now if that's what you mean.
4 years ago
ffs cool level falling
4 years ago
Story of my life.
4 years ago
all you had to fucking say was 'yea i live in tent city'
and this would have fucking played out differently
4 years ago
Fatigues
Uzis
Katana
Suv
Mres
Mary Jane
Toolman
4 years ago
You're gonna be all paranoid. Mostly good choices though.
4 years ago
Weed doesn't make me paranoid. It relaxes me. Maybe relaxation would be a bad idea during a zombie outbreak.

In reality a crowbar would be a necessity in my gear. It doubles as a weapon and helps you break into places.
4 years ago
Good point. I don't get noid either but I can only imagine my mind would play tricks on me and give me bad juju.
4 years ago
Clothing - Fatigues
Sidearms - Dessert Eagles
Primary - Katana
Vehicle - SUV
Rations - MRE
Personal - Mary Jane
Leader - Toolman
4 years ago
I change my mind:
I'll take the boat..(zombies cant get me in the middle of the ocean)
I'll take the shark suit.
Beef Jerky to lure sharks,big fish to the surface and then i will kill them with the tactical hatchets.
Flamethrower to cook my seafood and boil sea water and also light my weed.

I'll take drumrave with me so i can use his shirts to repair or replace the sail if it gets ripped/damaged.

I win.
4 years ago
You win the internetz
4 years ago
You have to admit that is the most creative answer yet.
4 years ago
The 'consequences' to the choices are already in place, just gotta finish them up. But I'll tell you right now you get a hat.
4 years ago
A squidley hat?
4 years ago
Not that cool :(
4 years ago
Oh...okay.
4 years ago
Electric jigsaw.
4 years ago
Are we dv'ing oc now?
4 years ago
running naked. honestly, id rather die then try and live off canned food until i die from a broken foot. Zombies will never happen stop wasting time on pipe dreams.
4 years ago
recover password
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