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Screwed

This is a Mucho Public Service Announcement. Let this be a lesson to those of you who are considering getting hit by a semi.

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by yak

submitted October 3rd 2013

114 comments
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She figured I would get a kick out of them so I figured some of you might too..
I just wish it was up higher to see more of the knee
4 years ago
fuck the knees, whats the rack look like????
4 years ago
I doubt she'll be doing any kicking
4 years ago
Ugh the screws on the knee.
4 years ago
or...whatever that area is...
4 years ago
yea pretty crazy huh? thats one screwed knee ;/
4 years ago
*snort*
4 years ago
Is that after healing up or what?
4 years ago
she just got the main leg bar you see in that xray removed
4 years ago
(on thursday of last week)
4 years ago
jeebus....
4 years ago
Sweet fuckin red circle!
4 years ago
yea i cant really tell what those are... they are like little squares of some sort
4 years ago
oh they look to be staples probably holding her graphs together maybe
4 years ago
Ya, the look like staples. Glad she's pulling through.
4 years ago
Euthanasia would have been better than this sub
4 years ago
Youths in Asia would have been better.
4 years ago
You're her little nut, arencha, yak.
4 years ago
why wont she die?
4 years ago
kept alive by pure hate
4 years ago
shes more machine than man now
4 years ago
hey thats his mom youre talking bout
4 years ago
We can rebuild him.. we have the technology.
4 years ago
.... and a shit ton of screws laying around
4 years ago
yakmadre is hot
4 years ago
so howd your mom get run over? i mean i know yall talked about it but i dont mucho chat so somone cliff note it to me
4 years ago
She got hit by a semi
/story
4 years ago
getting hit by a semi is like getting hit by a train. i mean can you not see it coming? so clearly there has to be an incredible story behind this
4 years ago
She was exiting a door at a strip mall, where there was really no sidewalk. LOOK BOTH WAYS KIDS! (and seniors)
4 years ago
A sidewalk is usually what, 5 feet across?

Are you telling me a big rig was driving within 5 feet of a large, populous building with tons of foot traffic?
4 years ago
It's called a pavement
4 years ago
You're called a giant gay old man.
4 years ago
Old ? Fuck you
4 years ago
Yes. That is what I am telling you.
4 years ago
this story still makes no sense....

at what point does the gay old an come in? was he driving the rig?

Soo confused.
4 years ago
the door is (obviously) not planned properly.. it was never supposed to be used as an exit door at this specific mall... but they decided to start using it as one and put businesses into that area which opens onto a small sidewalk that is maybe 2 feet wide and then right onto the driving area (tho its supposed to be a loading zone) so technically you could open this door and if a car was driving there (no parking so shouldnt be able to happen) it could actually smash into part of the door
well she opened the door and the wind kind of caught it a bit and a semi was there and part of the outcroppings from the vehicle grabbed her and then she got pulled under it

basically that
4 years ago
oh sorry i said loading zone.. i meant FIRE lane...
4 years ago
tho the police seemed to have no issue with a semi being in a fire lane....
4 years ago
hopefully i dont break the site.. upgrading os's :(
4 years ago
why do i always do this while tryign to get drunk
thats the real question
4 years ago
welcome to my world
4 years ago
yak and zeke - more alike than different
4 years ago
* possum scrunchies out of this thread *
4 years ago
possum.. have you ever heard of the detroit singer rodriguez?
4 years ago
i was asking dik this earlier...
4 years ago
nope - what's he sing?
4 years ago
there we go
4 years ago
nothing anyone in north america would know apparently..... hes what the documentary 'searching for sugar man' is about... basically hes the most famous unknown artist ever.... kind of bob dylan style more like story songs/political/poetry but a better singer than dylan
4 years ago
sheesh
4 years ago
come on chat
4 years ago
I WARNED YOU GUYS.... I WARNED YOU!!!
4 years ago
fuck off chat!
4 years ago
its my secret attempt to convert more chatfags
4 years ago
as a side note.. muchopedia is still working fine

* yak shuffles *

4 years ago
i made some muchopedia edits whilst wating
4 years ago
how can you want to miss shit like this:

(10:26:33 PM) yak: think of ohsnaps vagina
(10:26:38 PM) yak: then think of that fried
(10:26:42 PM) dik: hahaha
(10:27:34 PM) yak: actually taht doesnt sound that bad
(10:27:41 PM) yak: think of ohsnaps vagina
(10:27:45 PM) yak: then think of that boiled
4 years ago
i fucking warned you guys!!!!!
4 years ago
that should be it btw
4 years ago
i nearly promise

* yak goes to get another beer *

4 years ago
ima piss
4 years ago
ima beer
4 years ago
Whats going on in this thread?
4 years ago
Wait...nvm.
4 years ago
* yak throws a keyboard at sportys face *

4 years ago
check out Current Events on Muchopedia sir
4 years ago
dammit yak!
4 years ago
im fast.
4 years ago
twds
4 years ago
When is Yak NOT drinking when programming, that is the question...
4 years ago
* Barret downs another shot, of apple cinnamon tea *
4 years ago
i dont always system admin
but when i do im drinking
4 years ago
you guys ever do sysadmin stuff?
its boring as fuck
how jirk isnt an alcoholic is beyond me
4 years ago
he is just overcompensating
4 years ago
ok... now to continue on the reason why im doing this... to fix muchos search
cuz loslobos promised she would post a bunch of nakkies to the site if did
4 years ago
canada, fuck yeah!!!
4 years ago
* Barret pours yak another caesar *
4 years ago
ill show you a sample of what im going for if you want
4 years ago
http://search-lucene.com/lucene?q=something&searchProvider=sl

even if you dont want actually
you can see the side stuff will be 'selectable' so you can 'drill down' to just things you want... like... a comment posted by tr_willk... or a video posted by possum in the category music videos posted in december
4 years ago
though tbh what i've seen of LL so far doesnt do much for me
4 years ago
oh... well.. any other mucho users want to give out nakkies to the site if i make the search better? :p
4 years ago
toolman im looking at you
4 years ago
You mean there will be options? Like "exclude tr comments and possum music videos"?
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
full lucenne syntax
4 years ago
wooo!
4 years ago
i just wanna see heathers nipple
just once
4 years ago
tho.. i suspect people will have to learn to use it *that* well.... ill have to put some of the docs on the wiki
at the start just a basic search will go something like this:
you search for 'faggot'
it will come up with comments/posts/usernames all having faggot in them
and on the side it will have all the stuff checked.. and youll be able to select/unselect each thing you want
4 years ago
its like looking into a solar eclipse tbh
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
http://torcache.net/torrent/FFB6B248F9131C4035CAFFCC7F0F8FF1F01332FE/%5Bkickass.to%5Dsixto.rodriguez.sugar.man.complete.discography.2013.mp3.320kbps.beolab1700.torrent

listen to that poss i think you will like
4 years ago
it wants me to DL - fuck that shit yak
4 years ago
um.. yea... its a torrent...
you dont use a torrent program?
4 years ago
its a torrent of mp3s
its a link to the torrent :(
4 years ago
Possum notice the comment inside the edit window that i left for you on the wiki main page, where you usually add your links? That was for you.
4 years ago
dude - i'm a geez, remember?
4 years ago
got any youboob links?
4 years ago
@barret - um i'll try
4 years ago
I miss the edit button when commenting on MS...
4 years ago
is it the alphabet thingy?
4 years ago
Haha, yes.
4 years ago
let me see
4 years ago
baby steps, sewerdude - babysteps
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKYEYNX-Eug
4 years ago
Yeah i just enjoy complaining...
I did some major fucking up too.
4 years ago
FUCKING YOUTUBE
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oNs9yuB3-o
4 years ago
2 complete albums
4 years ago
yak and zeke - more alike than different
4 years ago
* possum goes tharn *
4 years ago
:<
4 years ago
let me pass out and wake up and smoke some fucking dope before i watch/listen okay?
4 years ago
That's what he told me that one time :(
4 years ago
'just smoke some dope and pass out and we will go take you to the passport office in the morning barret'
4 years ago
That's what my mom said :(
4 years ago
recover password
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