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TR_Newman

I have this theory that at any given moment in life, you can make an appropriate Seinfeld reference that correlates.

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by JerkStore

submitted October 1st 2013

90 comments
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this gives me anxiety
4 years ago
Bores the shit out of me..
4 years ago
I was feeling pretty uneasy during the watching of this piece.
4 years ago
Fake. No illegals with Klingon-like hairlines living in that hovel.
4 years ago
he really laced into you earlier man.... damn.
4 years ago
he had a big freshie boner
4 years ago
hahaha. When doesn't he?
4 years ago
Better question. Who doesn't always?
4 years ago
i just want my $700.
4 years ago
stfu ......NEWMAN
4 years ago
feel free to satisfy his debt...you could easily afford it
4 years ago
oh would you look at the time......
4 years ago
oxiclean isn't cheap
4 years ago
The difference is, they asked Newman for his opinion.
4 years ago
And Jerry wasn't an alcoholic.
4 years ago
So I'm the star of the show in your eyes?
4 years ago
Your wiki page says you are iconic.
4 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=xzekiel&go=Go
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Zeke#Mascott
4 years ago
lol zeke doesnt know the difference between a wiki and wikipedia
4 years ago
Maybe that's why he can't post anything!? HAHAHA!
4 years ago
he can post whatever he wants on muchopedia he doesnt have an account tho and by the sound of it his ip is blocked for posting nonsensical gibberish
tho he could still post things if he signed up
4 years ago
I meant cause he's going to the wrong site brosandra.
4 years ago
he can post on wikipedia.org im sure
4 years ago
I never signed up, but I'm still able to post...
4 years ago
yea you dont have to be logged in to post... tho if your ip gets blocked you do... but then again you dont post nonsensical gibberish
4 years ago
Who wrote "fuck off" I wonder out loud to myself...
4 years ago
wasnt me
4 years ago
I'll bet it was drum. Mad about the abused part.
4 years ago
there we go.. references working
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Mod_dump
4 years ago
Sounds like kirkspeak.
4 years ago
Very nice, yak. And we'll have to update my profile once I get released from the sanitari--I mean hostel on Friday.
4 years ago
Did you like your article MF?

Just wondering...
4 years ago
(y)
4 years ago
I lollerskated all over it. And fixed some clunky phrasing :P
4 years ago
Hey heather how are you?
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Nvm, jerkstore's is better.
4 years ago
I'm fine thanks, yourself?
4 years ago
Swell! I got beers tonight :)
4 years ago
just in time for B-ret's camshow
4 years ago
I can't wait to hear that sexy broken English.
4 years ago
hey, I dont sound THAT bad
4 years ago
I wasn't talking aboot you!
4 years ago
kiddingggg
4 years ago
Since nobody thought to add an article about the actual site, I fucking did it for you assholes.

Edit away!

http://www.muchopedia.com/wiki/Muchosucko
4 years ago
Bravo, dush.
4 years ago
I see my aboot went unnoticed. Good.
4 years ago
I noticed :/
4 years ago
I thought you didn't notice that kind of thing? Canadian lies....
4 years ago
* DushanMandik curtain bows *
4 years ago
And I halped!
4 years ago
Muchopedia rules.
4 years ago
Well, it'll get rid of clueless newfags.

On the other hand, it will usher in the era of know-it-all, try-hard newfags.
4 years ago
"hey u guise xD I red about pig shit balls hear is my sub!!!! i hope u like it as much"
4 years ago
I'm enjoying reading the bio's.
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/index.php/Bono

^ the best
4 years ago
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/CopyPasta hilarious
4 years ago
actually zekes is probably the best at the moment
http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Xzekiel
4 years ago
lol, figured copypasta would be deleted within minutes.
4 years ago
there.. added all his grenading references ;/
4 years ago
*someone* keeps making their wiki entries sound more like advertisements than factual..
4 years ago
NOT IT
4 years ago
Like anyone reads his article but him
4 years ago
i think she means dush :(
4 years ago
Yak, get Dush to stop signing fucking articles. The four tildes are meant for talk pages.
4 years ago
yea i noticed ;/
HE WILL LEARN IM SURE
4 years ago
at least hes tryign to contribute
4 years ago
It's cool he's contributing, really. But it doesn't look like a wiki :/
4 years ago
You're the one that told me to sign the damn things Bono...
* DushanMandik trys harder. *


And a big FUCK YOU to whoever said that Jasper ran off Alana...pretty sure that was me when I told her I was going to come up to Canadaland and cut off her skin and wear it like a coat for the cold winter.
4 years ago
Hahaha
4 years ago
Sign talk pages, you fucking illiterate piece of southern shit.
4 years ago
I just laughed so hard at copypasta I think I went full brain dead from lack of oxygen.
4 years ago
That happened at birth.
4 years ago
Are people laughing at the article or the copypasta? Because i was debating if i should add more pasta or not.
4 years ago
Both?
4 years ago
Ok, I laughed the hardest at MD's original and I skimmed down and read the part about being a chicken nugget induced sewer fetishist and lost my shit.
4 years ago
You could have at least put 'King Solomon' and 'The Bible' in the tags.
4 years ago
I'm already facepalming the dumb cunt who tries to search for this using "the bible"
4 years ago
Well, regardless of whether you believe in Christianity or not, that's what this clip is based on.

Sorry, facts are facts, bubba.
4 years ago
Yeah, that's the cut it in half part. But if you don't know that this is seinfeld and search that first you're just a dumb cunt.


Sorry, facts are facts, bubba.
4 years ago
True.

<3 you bubba
* DushanMandik winks *
4 years ago
Thanks bubba.

* MetalFace blows a kiss *
4 years ago
how can you not believe in christianity?
pretty sure it exists...
is it bullshit? yea.. but it is a real thing...
4 years ago
*follow

better lil bubba?
4 years ago
Nope. It's all a conspiracy perpetrated by the jews.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaCgrRVW1Gs
4 years ago
so, to recap, newman is the only guy on the show that has a regular, consistent job...definitely believable.
4 years ago
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