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George, the Awakening

Summer of George.

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by JerkStore

submitted October 1st 2013

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FUCK, Susan...



...and R.I.P. Seinfeld. 8(


thanks, Cosmo. 8(

http://i.imgur.com/oQ7Zfnr.jpg
4 years ago
are you insinuating that it was Michael Richards' "nigger rant" that ended Seinfeld ??
4 years ago
hmmm...someone's been smoking weed.
4 years ago
YES...JERKOFF.
4 years ago
been smoking more than that kiddo... clearly you are hitting the turpentine hard tonight/today
4 years ago
Is it here, the meltdown?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoLPLsQbdt0
4 years ago
it is... its old as fuck... and it happened several years after Seinfeld was off the air
4 years ago
Getting embarrassed, pays a heavy price sometimes. 8(
4 years ago
The mind doesn't know how to react. SOOOOOOO........
4 years ago
Oooo-kay! G'night Punky!
4 years ago
^nice asschap fail, JS. It's kinda like what Bono said to Zeke...it's like "Backpedaling"..but in a reverse psychology way. 8P
4 years ago
Reverse racism.
4 years ago
dafuq are you even saying to me Punky ?? PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN FOR A SECOND..... Michael Richards pulled this stunt LONG after Seinfeld was off the air... So I say again unto you sir, GOODNIGHT.
4 years ago
and sealed the fate of Seinfeld, and everyone around it, sir.
4 years ago
@Puma


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41itLBz2YHL._AllShoesWomen_.jpg
4 years ago
damn it....
4 years ago
what ? youre an idiot if you think that.. All the remaining members of the show have attempted to revamp their careers free of scrutiny of the Michael RIchards "incident"...... including most recently by Julia Luis Dreyfus... in her show Veep. Why don't you do some goddamned research before you try making broad sweeping statements like that. I AM SEINFELD KING OF MUCHO, BITCH
4 years ago
GOODNIGHT MOTHERFUCKER, DONT MAKE ME GET THE BELT!!!!
4 years ago
^^^^butthurt
4 years ago
PWND
4 years ago
yep, that was one of the best selfpwns ive ever witnessed... good work Punky, you keep taking that bar lower 8)
4 years ago
I luv you, and your brother, broseph. 8)
4 years ago
Punky you should really consider trying out chat once in awhile
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ihfDnul.png
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser waits on los, while she makes meme *
4 years ago
why???
4 years ago
Punk!!! where ya been!!! I'm going as you on Halloween. I will sub, with sign. 8P
4 years ago
Gotta keep the "Punk-Family" in mind. 8P
4 years ago
* loslobos starts breaking her punk vinyls to bits *
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
CAN'T BREAK THIS, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1J03cdDn-0




4 years ago
No but I can do this ---------------------------------^
4 years ago
Maybe so, but I can do this ----------------------------^

and this...


http://i.imgur.com/cOy8JAS.png
4 years ago
Nice tag.
/end thread
4 years ago
LAST! HA!
4 years ago
I like you, los.






* PunkyBruiser whispers.."not" *
4 years ago
JK
4 years ago
Does whoever wrote "verbosity" for tr want to take another crack at now that they're sober(er)?
4 years ago
Repost
http://muchosucko.com/74134/George-Costanza
You didn't even search did you...
4 years ago
No you dridn't, bitch!
4 years ago
*Barret

my bad. 8(
4 years ago
84 subs, 1 repost.... not a bad ratio i spose....
4 years ago
nah ;)
4 years ago
ahhwww... love you Jerby!
4 years ago
i cant go out like this though... ive been practicing showmanship....
4 years ago
<3

showmanship eh? I've wondered what you've been up to
4 years ago
been putting in long hours in the darkroom.... and its hard to compete with metalface these days, that kid has got way too much free time!
4 years ago
I'm jealous :( I've been contemplating buying a 4x5 view camera and playing around with some processing
4 years ago
but then, I'm short on free time too.
4 years ago
i know several people that shoot in medium/large format purely for that nice big negative digital scan... you would basically just need to develop the film... which you could do in a bathroom or closet
4 years ago
I've got a nikon scanner that will fit up to 4x5 negatives so that is a real option, but there isn't anything like getting your hands wet and working on prints ;)
4 years ago
agreed! theres nothing quite like the smug satisfaction of making prints from scratch in your own darkroom ;)
4 years ago
* Barret zips up pants *
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy dry humps the couch *
4 years ago
* JerkStore dips balls in the developer..... ignores the burning *
4 years ago
better put some stop on those....
4 years ago
true story... i jacked-off last week after a long developing session before washing my hands... the results were funny :(
4 years ago
oh lord.... that sounds unpleasant :(
4 years ago
taste the rainbow
4 years ago
.........
4 years ago
what rainbow...
4 years ago
Ignore him...
4 years ago
sweetmeat is just mad because her vulva can't make a rainbow
4 years ago
it didnt really hurt... i just noticed the next day that my dick was essentially shedding like a snake. its good now.
4 years ago
Your rainbow vulva is most likely different colors due to disease, and you should see a doctor immediateĊ‚y. Or you could continue to interject random comments in the hopes someone will engage you, like the sheep that you are.
4 years ago
Dang. And Heather comes out swinging!
4 years ago
I remember my hands peeling a bit back in the darkroom days, glad to hear everythngs back in working order lol
4 years ago
I didn't realize vulvas could make rainbows? fucking sweet.
4 years ago
Lambchop seems to think so
4 years ago
what can't they do... I MEAN REALLY, they're the fleshy gate of life.
4 years ago
thank zeus for vaginas
4 years ago
now, what some of you don't know is that the subject of vaginas came up on chatfags.com yesterday...vaginas vs vulvas.

more to the point, did your johnson not turn a variety of colors after the contagion, jerkstore?
4 years ago
why would it turn colors?
4 years ago
Yes jerkstore, tell tr all about your penis.
4 years ago
because of science, jenbirdy.
4 years ago
you mean he should tell me more about his peen, right sweetmeat?

since he brought it up and all.
4 years ago
we are talking about black and white processing here tr....
4 years ago
ahhh... i see what you did there. no, did not change colors or anything like that... was using B&W chemicals.
4 years ago
everyone knows color processing chemicals give you the cancer
4 years ago
i doubt color chemicals would change the color of your dick though.... just from experience.. prolly just some fun burning sensations
4 years ago
so, logically, color developing leads to the production of meth.
4 years ago
can you believe how breaking bad ended?
4 years ago
Have fun, guys.
4 years ago
I was just trying to flirt with JS :(
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy clicks on the enlarger all seductive like *
4 years ago
I know... I know.
4 years ago
* JerkStore flips on OC safelight and cues up Barry White *
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser stands behind JerkStore, grabs his waist..and slooowly..slides it in *
4 years ago
you aren't invited bania....
4 years ago
8(
4 years ago
Fine, JB. C ya. 8P
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser shaves red hair off, and runs away. *
4 years ago
did you just shave Jerby's hair...?
4 years ago
*clears throat* She called me bania, JS. Bania's got red hair, soo..I haved my head, and ran off into the sunset.


8|
4 years ago
I'll castrate you punky!
4 years ago
*shaved
4 years ago
hey, now...we'll have a lot of that.
4 years ago
i guess that checks out... carry on Bania
4 years ago
hmmm...
4 years ago
Punky, you filthy fucking shit-licking, smarmy-faced, self important, coat-tail riding, big-talking, tiny-cocked, twat of a cunt flap, stfu.
4 years ago
suggestion: ban for copypasta
4 years ago
That's freshpasta, you illiterate piece of Californian shit.
4 years ago
Switching around a few of the words doesn't make it original and certainly doesn't make it funny.

Has anyone ever laughed out loud at anything you've done on purpose?
4 years ago
would you consider getting arrested for being drunk after getting the shit kicked out of him by some little kids for cigarettes on purpose?
cuz i did laugh at that

a lot
4 years ago
And that one time I tried to punch myself to death?

Yeah, pretty sure lols were had
4 years ago
possum... its =whatever=
4 years ago
No I mean like... a joke, or a submission you created or something that is made with the sole intent of being funny - have you ever done anything like that - that was actually funny?

Of COURSE we all laugh at you because you're a bigger crybaby than Zeke when you're drunk, and you are literally so slow on the draw I have questioned your ability to function in everyday society.
4 years ago
But I mean... if you're never funny when you mean to be funny, it's time to stop. Even my success rate is better than 0%
4 years ago
I think... I think it's time to kill yourself.
4 years ago
Yak tell me if I'm wrong.
4 years ago
you arent unwrong...
4 years ago
thnks yaklappy
4 years ago
yak is basically telling you to kill yourself.
4 years ago
as am I.
4 years ago
I didn't see possum object either. I think he knows.
4 years ago
i highly recommend suicide attempts...they kind of clarify stuff
4 years ago
possum http://muchopedia.com/wiki/Help:Formatting
4 years ago
babysteps
4 years ago
Well Dush it's 3 to 1.

And you haven't said no so we might as well make that 4-0.
4 years ago
Give death a chance!
4 years ago
lol - muchopedia: a new way to keep billy busy
4 years ago
Im proud and amazed at possums editor abilities so far.
I didn't know the elderly could do such things.
4 years ago
i see
4 years ago
* Barret creates the Mucho-Elderly-Club article and actual club *
4 years ago
Members:
*Possum
*Roland
*Squidley
4 years ago
possum
stickybeets
borracho
Squid
doubleC
Toolman
dik
jamesT
aqualunatic (rip)
IOS ?
BMH ?

who else?
sprinkles?
4 years ago
Dik, JamesT, and Poss are way older than me. I'll take the nomination as a compliment though!
4 years ago
I take it aqualunatic died of old age
4 years ago
how old are you, Roland?
4 years ago
He could be 45 and his statement would still be true.
4 years ago
'way'? not really
4 years ago
50 is way older than 45.
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
I'm the same age as yak I think? Smarter and better looking though for sure. How old are you Barret? Gonna guess 25 or 26..
4 years ago
so 36?
4 years ago
<-- 37
4 years ago
or that
4 years ago
there are no years in Barretland
4 years ago
38.. still get carded for beer.
4 years ago
i do when i shave..... BUT I NEVER SHAVE
4 years ago
if I dont get carded there is HELL TO PAY
4 years ago
29 :(
4 years ago
dont look a day over 18, barret
4 years ago
what are you wearing?
4 years ago
lemme guess!
4 years ago
flannel
4 years ago
I'm 63 years old. Fuck you slobber nose, faggot mother fuckers!!
4 years ago
i hope norway people wear underpants at least
4 years ago
*ends thread*
4 years ago
Never wear flannel after 9pm.
4 years ago
^gay?



yes...gay.
4 years ago
i miss getting carded
4 years ago
it only happens now when some asshole kid cashier is trying to fuck with me
4 years ago
^agreed. It's an insult.
4 years ago
or, maybe the cashier just wants to see where you live....
4 years ago
I'm gonna start carding the kid behind the counter just so I know he's old enough to sell booze from now on.
4 years ago
roland - you are a negro law-enforcement officer, yes or no?
4 years ago
1. I'm pretty sure cops can't read.
2. We've been over this before.
3. Paranoia, cha-cha-cha!
4 years ago
2. Possums memory isn't what it used to be, if only i had a Krone for every time i had to explain im not Scarlet to him.
4 years ago
butt there's a fungus among us
4 years ago
* Rolandofgilead and "Scarlet" don body armor and whoosh off to fight crime.. *
4 years ago
Who keeps changing, rapecomma?
4 years ago
That's not, what a rapecomma is...
4 years ago
That's just, being creepy. Rapecommas rape, the sentence...
4 years ago
Some, North, American.
4 years ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rapecomma
4 years ago
tyvm.
4 years ago
Lulz, fagrob.
4 years ago
But you're WRONG
4 years ago
NOPE. thats a rapecomma

http://muchosucko.com/105898/Wine-Rack

im trying the find the references
4 years ago
Whatever....
4 years ago
keep trying, seaweed...maybe someone will help you
4 years ago
hey TR do you like me?
4 years ago
how could anyone not like you?
4 years ago
if Punky is the Kenny Bania of Mucho, then TR is for sure Newman.....
4 years ago
bono exemplifies that which differentiates this site from other, similar and lesser sites.
4 years ago
neeeewman
4 years ago
Nice spelling correction fail.
4 years ago
u wot m8?
4 years ago
And wtf? Am I seaweed now? *updates wiki entry*
4 years ago
You missed "ment"
4 years ago
no, I am
4 years ago
Classic tr....
4 years ago
isnt it?
4 years ago
Makes sense to me ddue
4 years ago
yairet
4 years ago
till bic?
4 years ago
i made the word rapecomma up so i think i might know what it is.. i also created the definition on urbandictionary
example of a rapecomma
tr_willk: so ohsnap, you had a dream about me.
4 years ago
Very fubby, yak.
4 years ago
People are seriously misusing it... They think adding a comma anywhere makes it a rapesentence.

Isn't that right, yak?
4 years ago
* yak squirms *

4 years ago
That makes so much sense.
4 years ago
well depends whos saying it really.
4 years ago
The """"example"""" is no less creepy with or without the comma. Just saiyan.
4 years ago
yea might be a bad example with tr..........
4 years ago
'Goodnight, OhSnap'
4 years ago
The one on UD is bretty gud 5/5
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/kkPkYqt.gif
4 years ago
That's the same one as the wiki, boNO
4 years ago
It wasn't yesterday, fagGOT
4 years ago
because someone ruined my hard work copy/paste job
4 years ago
*copypasta
4 years ago
Yeah it was, u2.
4 years ago
I changed it when I thought it was a clever way of saying comma splice, but apparently I was wrong and it's not clever.
4 years ago
damnit heather, you fucking charlatan
4 years ago
But it got changed back again.
4 years ago
nice one, seaweed
4 years ago
:) I KNEW IT

Im sorry I called you an asshole
4 years ago
and a jerk
4 years ago
Meh, you're not wrong. Now take off, your pants.
4 years ago
I dont think you're an asshole or a jerk
4 years ago
maybe after the pants comment, but i'll let it slide
4 years ago
metalface and i had the same english composition prof, true story
4 years ago
Except I had him first before it was cool.
4 years ago
AWW THIS IS SO CUTE
4 years ago
Did I do it right, Heather?
4 years ago
except he was never cool.... but he hated the fuck out of commas
4 years ago
and the word 'alright' should be spelled out 'all right'
4 years ago
not really... but its ok

the commas are not to be misplaced, but just added unecessarily
4 years ago
"Hi, Heather' could be 'Hi Heather'
4 years ago
but 'Hi, Heather' sounds like hannibal is saying it, and its creepier
4 years ago
* MetalFace hmmms *
4 years ago
hello, heather. how are you, feeling?
4 years ago
hahah
4 years ago
can you steal hear them, crying of the lambs
4 years ago
what are you up to, heather?
* yak ha_nniballector sounds *
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
JS we're going for hannibal, not capt. kirk
4 years ago
So proper grammar is now creepy when directed at Heather. I seen't.
4 years ago
Heather only thinks it sounds creepy because unconsciously she wants people to talk creepy to her.
4 years ago
well, depends on context and whos saying it
4 years ago
Let's go eat grandma!
4 years ago
yak made it up! I was just the victim of the smerf
4 years ago
(and Barret means subconsciously guys, shhh)
4 years ago
although it would be REALLY weird if people talked creepy to me while I was unconscious
4 years ago
I will never comma at you again.
4 years ago
its fine, i barely notice them anymore
4 years ago
.....
4 years ago
YOU'RE ADORABLE
4 years ago
that was a great example up there, and based on actual events.
4 years ago
Let's go eat grandma? You're sick.
4 years ago
obviously, the reference was to the dream.
4 years ago
lol greaseneck
4 years ago
so - a bono, a tr, and an assface walk into a bar....
4 years ago
And then some drug-rattled 50 year old man pretends to be a marsupial on the internet.
4 years ago
BADUM-TSH
4 years ago
She died because George bought the cheapest invitations he could find. Genius.
4 years ago
recover password
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