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Jesus Camp

Learn valuable things at Jesus Camp such as the JC rap and what would happen to Harry Potter if he was in the Old Testament......

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submitted May 24th 2006

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The kid with the mullet/rat tail.....he is my favorite character.
11 years ago
that lady is a stupid bitch who most likely has never gotten load in her life. I personaly dont give a shit about harry potter but he shure as hell isnt evil.
11 years ago
Wow soon we'll have little jesus freak suicide bombers.
11 years ago
um, ok too many things to rant about. first of all, lemme just say, that video literaly (im not joking:LITERALY) made me twitch. second, where does she get 'warlocke' from wizard? if im not mistaken those are two entirely different things. and how come shes up there ranting about harry potter , when lord of the rings has 2 ''warlockes'' in it. is it because it was written by a christian writter? who smoked weed by the way, what a wonderful christian example. or what about disney huh? she doesnt rant about fantasia, where mickey is the servant of a great ''warlocke'' , and then uses his magic to possess broomsticks of all things. god christians are morons.
11 years ago
If people need religion and in particular this marketed form of Christianity as a crutch, I have no argument. But to shove it down kid's throats as their only choice seems rather against the spirit of their teachings.
11 years ago
We can go even deeper and Rant about Moses who used magic in the presence of the pharos. technically he would have been a warlocke also.
11 years ago
i did'nt see jesus christ in the house, they lied! WAAAAAAAAH!

11 years ago
Yo, that JC rap was the SHIZZ! When I heard it, I cranked up the speakers and broke out in an old school top-rock. Then my dog put on Corey Feldman sunglasses and rode a skateboard up the wall.
11 years ago
There are so many statements that I have that I am going to overload the server. First, the Christian faith has done a fairly good job adapting to the current world of pop culture, but the children in this video will be ostracized in high school like any other child. To have good, general peer relations, it is necessary to identify with other forms of music and culture simultaneously with Christian culture. For instance, Christian children should talk to secular students and not exclusively with other Christian kids. Everyone meets people in their lives who are Islamic, Buddhist, Mormon, etc. and should not be condescending to "non-believers." If I would have claimed in high school that I only listen to Christian music or talk to people of my faith only, I would be advocating bigotry. My classmates would have told me to "shut up," which would be correct. Anyone can listen to Christian music and play with levitation or worship spirits. Christianity, or any faith, is determined by daily practice and belief in the religious truth that is advocated. I listen to Korn, Disturbed, Flaw, Godsmack, etc. and classify myself as Christian and have not considered converting to satanism or any other religion. Religion, especially personal classification, is subjective. Second, the woman is extremely conservative. Harry Potter is not a demonic novel. I have not read the book, but I have not heard any statements about it teaching how to sacrifice fetuses or animals, or to embrace demons. The "Execution of Harry Potter" is a method of fear. It is interesting how she didn't state anything about how Christians killed hundreds of Muslims during the Crusades, burned numerous at the stake for being "witches" (the "witches," according to sources like Wikipedia, were hallucinations from eating grains which possessed an organic form of LSD. Type in "LSD" or "Salem Witch Trials" on Wikipedia for more information.). Christians, as well as other religions, have committed atrocities to other cultures because they feel it is their "divine right" to obligate others to believe. Personally, the most sac-religious action in Christianity is to use the religion as a weapon to force others to believe. The children should be taught that everyone can believe what they want, and if someone is searching for a religion or is questioning life, it is good to talk to the person. If the person has determined what religion they believe, however, all Christians and other religions should not classify that person as "horrible" or "spritually lost."
11 years ago
Sorry for the long post! :-/
11 years ago
P.S. The Spanish Inquisition is fairly equivalent to what the people did to "non-Christians" in the old Testament.
11 years ago
I'd love to go up there and start yelling things like "Capitalism is the devil!" "If you drink Pepsi, you're going to hell!" "Mullets are Satan's horn in disguise", just to fuck with their minds, couldn't be any worse....
11 years ago
I would love to see that Wario! That would be sweet! :-)
11 years ago
...Hmm.

Thank God I don't go to church anymore.

But hey, if God is what makes them happy, good for them.
11 years ago
ok wait.. so you do believe in god and jesus christ.. but you dont believe in britney spears and lindsay lohan?

and that is some of the worst music i ever heard.. no, it IS the worst music!
11 years ago
i dont think you would survive Wario.. the probably would crucify you or something in the name of JC!
11 years ago
there a no good words to express my feelings about this whole JC camp, it would probably end up a bigger post than tman33 had.. and thats one hell of a big post right there!
11 years ago
hmm, i very much enjoyed your rant Tman, i love rants :) . your one of the few christian folk i respect. i could respect all christians really if they just knew their religion better. anyways, onto my point of posting again. you said much of killing and the crusades. i wanted to add, that we shant forget in the old testimate, where it lists all of the instructions god gave to the israelites, on how to create genocides against several other races. i was reading that a few weeks back, when i started reading the bible again, just for entertainment, im not religious. but it kind of made me htink...if the israelites did kill all those othr races, mabey the genocide against them was karma....hmmmm makes you think.
11 years ago
I hate organized religion, for reasons such as these. Tman put it best: These people are absolutley disgusting pigs to cram this stuff down the throats of these kids. I think people should be raised with whatever influence their parents may want to press on them, but don't cram ANYTHING down ANYONE'S throat. That takes away from the whole idea of being a human being. Thinking for yourself. I'm pretty biased though.. the whole idea of Organized Christianity makes me want to puke. If there is a God, I gaurantee he hates all these people lol.
11 years ago
Harry Potter would have been put to death in the old testament? Well, I guess he might have been. God killed the innocent first born children of the Egyptians, because the Egyptians weren’t doing what he wanted. I kind of thought that always sounded like terrorism, but it can’t be, because George W is a Christian, and he is fighting the war on terror(ism). I wonder if he wants Harry Potter dead?
11 years ago
so that 10 year old girl isnt interested in boys....yet. give her a few years and she will be. and how does she not believe in sex? i mean doesnt the bible say to spread your seed far and wide? except to people of other nations? i think i remember reading that somewhere. and what the hell was that about the devil goes after the young, the devil doesnt descriminate, like god does.
11 years ago
I love American Christians. They make me feel so intellectually superior I can keep nailing my dick to a squealing piglet whilst singing German Folk music and drinking Rotting Monk Beer and still feel my IQ is higher than all them individual thought deficient fat trailer trash Pope huggers put together.
11 years ago
^ I doubt these folk are papists, $nake, but otherwise agree.

This is all part of the "God is awesome!" bullshit that new Christians are using to try to keep the kiddies in the fold. They try to create and entire reality around themselves so that nothing contrary can infect them. I have a problem with any belief that is apparently so fragile that it must be constantly reinforced for fear of its being lost. It must not be that good then.

Just remember that America is where all of Europe's religious extremists went because they thought that it was getting too liberal at home. They went to create their religious utopia while they waited for God to burn the Earth down and invite them into heaven. And they did! America is the product of that dream. Way to go.
11 years ago
The bongos were nice...
11 years ago
I really wish that bitch would wash her mouth out with a shotgun for Jesus...
I think it's great she doesn't tackle any "real" evil in the world..like multi billion dollar scum fucks..she chooses to to preach about warlocks and witches in a
"FICTIONAL" kids book...It does make sense though...Cover up one fairy tale with another... I myself would think Jesus was a warlock if I read the bible...
Walking on water. water to wine,magical healing.. So let me get this right...all Harry Potter had to do was say he was granted divine powers from god and he would have been a christian Icon..but no he saves his friends and himself from certain death by turning invisible with a cloak and he's satan's work...
These people should all meet their "maker" real quick..so I can stop looking at their
Half evolved asses
Fuck the adults!..I feel bad for the kids who have to be lied to day in and day out about stupid shit like this

11 years ago
What a bunch of indoctrinating crap.

The sooner religon is gotten rid of the better.
11 years ago
That bitch is stooooooopid. Harry Potter is a WIZARD not a WARLOCK. There is ale and important difference that may only be the fact that they are different words. I dont know. But he aint a warlock you dumb ass ho.
11 years ago
i bet if she were in the testament she would have been sent to hell for being so FAT
11 years ago
No matter what your belief, religious or not, extremest are not good. When you get to the point that you are this extremest, then you have lost sight of what you are talking about.

and yea, Harry Potter was a wizard, not a warlock. They mention that he meets or sees some warlocks, but he is not one of them.

How can the girl not believe in two people that are currently alive. You might not like them or agree with them, but to not believe in them. They are there. It is like not believing in this computer that I am typing on. It is here. It just is.

And they need to work on there choreography for the song. It sucked. Get back and practice.
11 years ago
Crazy motherfuckers. Lol 'Harry potter would have been killed in the old testament', give into the infinite love or die'. Didn't Jesus pull of some big magic too. Guess he would have been killed, oh wait he was! by people just like them. 'This is going to be the generation of purity', you have no choice of your own just listen to me lol, as long as i don't have to give up my daily visits to KFC, fat bitch.
11 years ago
i have a few things to say. but as some of oyu know how to do, idk how to space out paragraphs anymore. someone wanna tell me? anyways this post will be cumped together. 1. i looked up warlock, and in alot of stories/games and shit like that are usualy an actualy species or race of beings. they do hold magical powers, but all the links i clicked off of google were ogre like creatures. 2. SnOt-''I feel bad for the kids who have to be lied to day in and day out about stupid shit like this''- from birth-13 years of age, i did get that shit crammed down my throat, by my parents and peers at my church. but look at me, i ended up a philisophical satanist, on my own. no one ever preached to me about satanism, i renounced my faith on my own, and read a satanist bible, which i found to have very fair fundamentals of life.
11 years ago
oh yeah ONE MORE THING, this chick is going to hell for wearing pants. im totaly serious, im sure she isnt aware of the old testimate, so she will never ask forgivness for her sins of wearing pants, so she will go to hell for it. i forget the scripture, but it CLEARLY, and literaly states, that women who wear pants are sinning.
11 years ago
Yeah! Boo Harry Potter! :P
Shame on the Harry Potter books for getting million of kids to read! Cuz reading only furthers their desire to learn! And god hates smart people; Knowledge is a sin! You should only believe the D&D bullshit written in the bible.

:( I hate Christians, Muslims etc.
11 years ago
Apparently cheeseburgers arnt an enemy of that lady.
11 years ago
im the same way, HelloImBiziagh, i went to church, got confirmed, i actually kept going to church until i was 18(as per my mothers wishes) and am now a satanist. just like you, no one preached to me, no one crammed it down my throat, its not cause of the music i listen to. its cause it actually makes sense, as opposed to a loving god who loves everyone, just not gays, jews, muslims, or anyone who doesnt accept jesus christ as their lord and savior.

and the girl didnt say she didnt believe in britany spears or lindsey lohan, she says that she doesnt believe in guys and girls. i guess she means like having a physical relationship with them, or something.

and your right about the pants thing. and men who shave and anyone who gets a tattoo is going against the teachings of the bible. which is why its funny that all those hollywood kabbahlists are getting tattoos to show how faithful they are. im not entirely sure, seeing as how im not jewish, but i think that women also arent allowed to study kabbalah.
11 years ago
I know im kickin it with christ. that fat bitch at the end was priceless... god white people are fucking stupid.
11 years ago
At least hopefully those kids will grow up to be good members of society.
11 years ago
Do you satanist guys believe that Satan was created by God or some kind of entity? If so, why not just worship the being that created Satan....it makes more sense, right? Now....discuss!
11 years ago
Ok i'm of the Wiccan religion which means I do practice witchcraft in some of my rituals...and i'd hate to break it to this woman but we've been around before christianity was even dreamt about. Now i was raised catholic however and I know for a fact that each and every one of them are going to the hell that they believe in, my religion now doesn't believe in hell but I know damn well that it is a sin to condem someone yourself to hell. That is only for God to judge who goes where. You CANNOT play God.
11 years ago
cheewoo god did create lucifer by banishing him from heaven and forcing him to rule hell, where he is supposadly battling god for contorl of the souls and the earth. He rebelled so he was banished from heaven...but that is if you believe in god or the devil, however in my religion we don't believe in the devil, we are responsible for our own actions, and we do belive in many gods and goddesses.
11 years ago
satanist arent devil worshipers. do some research on it. you might like what you find.
11 years ago
Yes, my sister used to be a Wican and I was around it for sometime during my youth. I was primarily aiming my question towards Satanists. In reference to your remarks about heaven and hell, Lucifer was not banished to hell, he was banished to Earth, where we live. Read it up if you desire in Revelation. Also, to say that every Catholic is going to hell is a bit extreme. Like you said yourself, we are responsible for are own actions and these people arent going to hell just for being catholic but for their actions. In my opinion, I see the Catholic church, as an instituion, is one of the primary evil powers here on Earth that Satan works through, once again my opinion. The book of revelation had many prophecies in reference to the Catholic church. For example, revelation said that the beast would change the laws of God (the changing of the sabbath or day of worship to Sunday when the Bible clearly states it is Saturday as well as worshiping and praying to dead saints and the virgin Mary when the Bible also states this is idol worship and that the dead are dead and they are not floating around or are in heaven). Revelation also states that the Catholic Church, or the beast, would be drunken off the blood of the martyrs. This is referencing to the dark ages when the Catholic church went out and killed everyone that opposed them and killed all of those who even had a Bible. Thousands of martyrs were killed at that time. There are numerous other examples and prophecies but I would be rammbling too much. All of this is my opinion, so don't get all huffed up. Everyone also has to remember that these fucks in this video are fucking fanatics. It should be a huge warning to all that if you go to any organization or institution and hear the words "JC is in da house!" with a rap beat in the background that more than likely those people are a bunch a fucking retards.
11 years ago
Then why call it "satanist" fuckyouufuckingfuck? Doesn't make sense to me.
11 years ago
i got kicked out of a catholic school when i was 12. they said i wasn't allowed back at all.
because i talked in class they told me don't bother coming back. thats when i decided christianity is bullshit. its just people who made up a "good force" and a "bad force" to blame things on that they don't understand. like if somebody dies, their loved ones feel better if they have someone to blame. they tellthemselves that their friend went to a better place to make the grieving easier. i can say christians are some of the most closed-minded people out there.
11 years ago
hey fuckyouufuckinfuck<--didnt copy n paste yay! you are now my favorite person on this site. i love having someone use my arguments for me. its nice. and yes satanists dont worship satan at all, the ones who believe he exists see him more as a priest. but alot of us dont even believe it all exists, personaly i believe in reincarnation, but thats aside the point. its called satanism because the creators did follow satan, they say it was his teachings at first, but the nothers followed just because we like their philosophy on life, and their words of wisdom. to us its jus ta nice community to help us get by. ive actualy lost my temper and become more peacful of aperson since i read the satanist bible. (sorry for the logn rant but i aint done yet) but jus tto educate you further, we dont celebrate god just because he created satan, because for one thing, god cannot exist without satan. satan is his intiger, and as we all know, a posotive cannot exist without its negative. its just that some believe god as the posotive, and others dont. in my next post ill teach you what spiritual satanists believe
11 years ago
technicaly, when the bible speaks of the story of lucifer, it never once so much as implies the characteristic of greed. yet when i was raised a christian they crammed that idea down my throat: that satan wanted to be god, and he was a sinful greedy bastard. but it never says that, it simply says he left heaven followed by flocks of angels and sent to his omnipotently created prison. now heres some points that satanists make which founded the satanist religion. 1. why would angels volluntarily follow lucifer? why? because the had a cause, because they believe in something. 2. the ybelieve that satan wasnt against gods position, but he believed that if he was going to create humans with such limited freedom, we shouldnt exist at all, just for his moronic entertainment and destined to worship him forever, meh im tired of ranting, thats enough for now.
11 years ago
the kid with the mullet looks like the chosen one...
11 years ago
DeadSkinMask wrote:

"I know im kickin it with christ. that fat bitch at the end was priceless... god white people are fucking stupid."

Yeah. Compared to those Southern Baptists, huh? The ones that sing, faint and scream out bible quotes. Yeah, they're not crazy :P
11 years ago
glad i finally have a friend on here. haha. @cheewoo, i always tell my mom that its called satanism to scare godfearing christians, but Hello pretty much covered the reason.
11 years ago
^oh sorry i ruinded your joke :(, wanna go steady?
11 years ago
oh baby!!! haha. you didnt ruin much, and i really do tell closed minded people that.
11 years ago
What exactlly do you mean by "limited freedom" Biziagh? I believe you are using that in reference to humans, correct. If so, then how do we have a limited freedom if we have the power of choice. Our power to choose to do good or evil, whatever that may be for each person, is the only thing that separates us from other animals here on Earth. You must also remember that Lucifer means something like light-bringer and that he was the highest angel in heaven before he was cast out. He was most likely to deceive numerous other angels into following him because he was the archangel; just like he deceived eve in the garden of eden. The reason Satan was cast out was not because he was greedy, but because he was self-rightous and proud. It is when self and ego get in the way is when people, or satan or whoever, get greedy and corrupt. once again this is only an opinion.
11 years ago
Oh and correct me if im wrong but dont "Satanists" believe in Satan while the "Church of Satan" believes more how you guys do? There is a difference, right?
11 years ago
So how do we know all this stuf about angels what man first was told about them and who told him ?
11 years ago
Fuz, we are speaking about the bible when we are referencing to angels. Also, if you believe in Satan then you believe in angels because he is one, according to the bible. Try the book of revelation.
11 years ago
Well duh i know but im just to lazy an hoping someone had a good idea on the origin of religion.
11 years ago
Fuz, there is no "origin to religion". Religion is simply a set of beliefs. No matter what anyone says, a society cannot exist without religion, or a set of beliefs. Many people claim that we need to eliminate every religion but they are really saying they want to eliminate religion as an institution. I understand what you're asking fuz but I think you need to figure that question out yourself because there are way too many religions around to explain how each came about.
11 years ago
well cheewoo, id expect someone defending the bible to know the answer to this. you should have straight up answered that god spoke to us, a long time ago. and also ive mentioned this paradox before on this site but ill do it again to reply to your questioning of limited freedom. yes the bible says god gave us free will, but the bible also mentions that god is all knowing. so one or the other exists. either way the bible lies. god cannot know everything and still allow us the option of choosing. so either we are not free, or he is not god. but we all have t odecide which for ourselves. and we also have limited freedom if you actualy believe the bible, because lets face it, if you believe in it you follow it, end of story. no one believes they have to do something and then dont do it. so therefore if you beleive the bible, you dont have a choice, but you believe you do, and if you dont believe the bible, you know oyu have a choice. christians are slaves to their idle, worship it constantly, and intrust their intire lives in it. you dont have to think of it as limited freedom but i do, and im much happier being a part of a religion that promotes peace, instead of war and genocide as your precious book does.
11 years ago
Biziagh, I'll just let you get the last say cause we could go back and forth for hours. But your remark about "slaves to your idol" also applies to your belif as well. Any belief system where you are dependent on yourself, and your self wants are priority, then you are just a slave to self, a form of idol worship. Can you see what im sayin. Anyways, nice discussion, gets my brain workin.
11 years ago
^no you dont get it dude, i dont have an idol. i just follow the philosophy of satanism. and it teaches to respect others as much and sometiems more than yourself. its all about individual and equal freedom, and respecting those freedoms. i admit it is unfair when i speak of satanism vs. christianity though, seeing as i was raised christianand have read both bibles, and close minded christians only know what they have forced into their feeble minds by pant wearing ladies like this bitch.
11 years ago
Dudes,In short terms you only see this kind of crap in america
11 years ago
Religion is about the supernatural for fuck sake(fear of the unknown), it was invented to keep people in their place, it plays on the human instinct of fear which is a hardwired into nearly every living creature.
11 years ago
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