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Simon at his best

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by Stephen

submitted May 24th 2006

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I want to jump Katherine McPhee's bones.

...I just had to share that.

:P
11 years ago
fuck Randy, fuck Paula... Simon rulez them all. He says the kinda shit we want to say.
11 years ago
Simon is the show. i would watch it just because he's in it. PWNED.

randy can go sup his dog somewhere else.

paula can errrr...i don't know. actually i have no idea. but i hate her.
11 years ago
Simon can seem like a toal cock-chomper, but he's pretty much spot on. I can't believe some of the brass monkey balls/arrogance of some of these ass-clowns to show up thinking they can sing! It's like they're asking for punishment.

...and yes, I wanna lick Oreo cream off of Katherine Mcphee. I'm sure you would agree, MBI.
11 years ago
he's fucking excellent!
11 years ago
He shud run for guvner of Caleeforniaaaaaaa
11 years ago
that was hilarious.. got to love Idols.. i only watch the first round where all the flaming takes part.
11 years ago
haha hes such a bastard, its great!
11 years ago
Simon isn't just in the show he owns the show. Like really owns the show.
11 years ago
I WANT TO TAKE SIMON'S COCK!
11 years ago
Ok too far sheezar, too far.
11 years ago
sheezar, he said his cock is the worst he has ever seen by a long chalk. In fact his cock shouldn't even be called a cock it is that bad. He added: If my cock were meant to be a cock it would have ended up on the outside.
11 years ago
^ So are you all admitting to watching "American Idol"?

:) You know how I know you're gay?...

11 years ago
You know, I will admit to watching the first couple of shows for American Idol. Just so I can't laugh my ass off and say "Well, at least I don't sing that bad."
11 years ago
I hate to admit it but ended up watching it this year.

I was drunk as hell and somebody put it on.
I laughed my ass off at all of the hacks in the audition rounds. It started off as a joke with some friends but then I saw Katherine and I was like 'Fuck! Now I'm going to have to watch this shit!'

I hope Katherine loses and then goes into the porn business.
11 years ago
Well, this guy says it like it is. I appreciate that kind of honesty.
11 years ago
Wow, I am a fucking chick, and I don't watch it, even the first part where they get humiliated..you know why? because it's AMERICAN FUCKING IDOL!!!there's so much good shit on t.v. , why in god's name would you guys be that stupid to buy into that crap! I didn't even watch this clip, I just looked at the comments! Please, get cable and watch comedy central or the history channel, something....
11 years ago
^^^ 90% of what I watch is educational, but every now and then you need a little bit of useless shit too.
11 years ago
Hahaha nothings educational these days....it´s either crap or stupied
11 years ago
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