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Breaking Bald

This poor parrot is "Breaking Bald" after living in a meth house and losing all its feathers. Toxic chemicals in the air at the makeshift drug lab in Morgan County, Tenn., caused Lollibaby the cockatoo to shed her plume.

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by yak

submitted September 26th 2013

34 comments
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Breaking Bald
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Don't pets of the avian kind have a tendency to pull out their own feathers when they're suffering from stress ?
4 years ago
Maybe it did this to cool down ....
4 years ago
Stressed, neglected, lonely.....basically everything a methhead would do to a bird.
4 years ago
diseased....
4 years ago
Oh so we are believing yaks story
4 years ago
Just that yak is implying that meth related chemicals did this
4 years ago
Well I don't think the chemicals made the feathers fall out, but they could have caused the bird to flip out and pluck itself.
4 years ago
Because it's a pretty extreme case
4 years ago
Do you know the difference between she'd and pluck ?
4 years ago
Shed
4 years ago
yes fries....
4 years ago
And ?
4 years ago
and your mother's a whore
4 years ago
Also these neglectful meth heads took the time to name the bird .....
4 years ago
just going what it says on the news article
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/breaking-bald-parrot-loses-feathers-meth-lab-article-1.1468037
4 years ago
I mean, it appears that it plucked because only the feathers are missing where it can reach.....but then again, I'm not an expert on a bird's range of mobility.
4 years ago
Have I actually got to read the article to find the sense in this post ?
4 years ago
probably wouldnt help you
4 years ago
Cos at the moment it makes as much sense as squidley on a good day
4 years ago
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/mom-meth-chopped-bunny-head-front-kids-heading-rehab-judge-article-1.1463391
4 years ago
That toaster
4 years ago
Zeke's link is far more comical.

Also, the chemicals obviously didn't make the feathers fall out otherwise they all would have fallen out. Don't be a fucking idiot. The bird was stressed and pulled out it's own feathers.
4 years ago
I think yaks had a 'thatdude420' moment
4 years ago
Well at least he is not have a fries moment which would be really gay.
4 years ago
I think it just wanted to be naked
4 years ago
Wait... what the fuck is happening? Is this a double post or is it just featured in the new section and the main page?
4 years ago
New subs are no longer leaving the newest section when they get featured
4 years ago
haha... that reminds me of when cryax got banned....

* JerkStore Ahhhhhhh good times'es *
4 years ago
I would like to go on record stating that sucks. Featured subs should leave the new section.
4 years ago
But then when you go to newest it's full of the worst newest subs
4 years ago
Hey!! What's Lollibaby doing on Mucho? That's BB's cockatoo. hmmm...
4 years ago
Dafuq is BB? And don't you say loslobos.
4 years ago
This would have been good as a gif
4 years ago
Polly want a meth pipe?
4 years ago
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