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Don't Wanna Be a Canadian Idiot

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 25th 2013

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Mange mes briefs tabarnak!
4 years ago
I thought greenday sucked...
4 years ago
they do
4 years ago
i know.
4 years ago
That's Weird Al Yankovic singing...
4 years ago
Well...hate the song, but the movie is one of the 10 best of all time
4 years ago
I hate when a rodent gets in your beer.
4 years ago
:O
4 years ago
Losing Record baseball time. Later fajeets.

pre-season hockey ftw
4 years ago
ya we lost in OT
4 years ago
we're already 13 game suspensions deep... yay for goon hockey
4 years ago
Seriously, Heather. Let me send you a Caps jersey....start the healing now. before you do something you'll regret
4 years ago
I'm on a lifelong road of pain and suffering, it's my birthright and I'm gonna have to take it like a man
4 years ago
Where you I cannot follow
* ClaudeBallz puts on a Hendricks sweater. *

4 years ago
i'll get you on my team someday
4 years ago
You really think so...
4 years ago
mhm
4 years ago
Ok. Roll me back to the pool lbar darlin...the satellite feed is only good for an hour
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
"Yes,Manuel, my "daughter" is 21. She may one SMALL glass of wine"
4 years ago
^ i hope they all die.
4 years ago
I have terminal Cancer, oster.
4 years ago
LOL

21 huh.
4 years ago
Just thought you'd wanna know
4 years ago
YA.....just wear your bangs long
4 years ago
Well tools wife is Mia, maybe you can join the boat.
4 years ago
if I look 21 while you're wheeling around, I'm ok with this
4 years ago
or maybe she dies. still join the party.
4 years ago
....god what a site...
4 years ago
*sight
4 years ago
maybe its time you realized mucho died and moved on?
4 years ago
here we go
4 years ago
Maybe.
4 years ago
But when I go I'm taking Heather with me.
4 years ago
And you guys will left with a very, VERY cranky yak.
4 years ago
"Excuse me yak, I have a video that won't rend-*BANNED*"
4 years ago
all we would have to do is give him pennies and tell him get to work.
4 years ago
I'm going to a place where I'll be 21 FOREVER
4 years ago
Dsneyworld!
4 years ago
florida? they love husky white bitches with blond hair.
4 years ago
Cripes. Fucking Panthers? I don't think so.
4 years ago
at least when they play the leafs its mostly blue in there.
4 years ago
She is not "husky", and she'd be in the 20 percentile after her burn went away
4 years ago
still a 2/10
4 years ago
top 20
4 years ago
oster..the most obvious troll on the internet
4 years ago
Besides, she'll be wearing a Pluto outfit so who cares...
4 years ago
guys I dont wanna go to Florida...
4 years ago
Oster's got more brainpower than any 5 of most noobs
4 years ago
thats impressive.
4 years ago
Yay?
4 years ago
No I would definitely nominate you for Sophomore status, Oster.
4 years ago
well that ruins everything.
4 years ago
you dont get called noob anymore. You get the secret handshake. At least 2 vets will have to jump in a thread and argue alongside you
4 years ago
I know you like to work solo but think about it...
4 years ago
so they each get a ball? I could use some "cups"
4 years ago
I dunnno...maybe...yes? who cares you wont be noob.
4 years ago
I liked being noob.

it's like the only thing I have.
4 years ago
I thought Claude was going to say "at least 2 vets will have to jump you in and imagined this.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7xL_x6q3W2c
4 years ago
+"
4 years ago
but he didn't.


thats why youre still a noob.
4 years ago
OOhhh you got me there!
4 years ago
3 months...

* possum starts the countdown *
4 years ago
f u.
4 years ago
wut
4 years ago
like asking me questions will get you anywhere.
4 years ago
third base
4 years ago
TIgers clinch fgts.
4 years ago
shhhhh
4 years ago
fuck off cheech
4 years ago
Tigers? Oh, you mean those guys the Giants swept last year for their 2nd WS Title in 3 years?

*jostles nuts in Cheechs direction*
4 years ago
GET A REAL CITY

* Heather vulgar hand motions and weeps *
4 years ago
...

*slowly tries to remove the 14 bottles of white off of heathers coffee table*
4 years ago
Hey Freshie... How are those 49ers doing?
4 years ago
I don't know, let me check....oh wait

Football is for sissies.
4 years ago
Should have used a relevant sport. Should have said something like "hey fresh, how are those Sharks doing?"

I would have replied, "3-0-1 in the preseason, smerf."
4 years ago
ABB

anyone but boston
4 years ago
*4-0-1
4 years ago
at least the yankees are out, like I said preseason
4 years ago
As long as the Doyerz go down in a flaming wreck I'll be happy.
4 years ago
baseball is dead to me... until I decide hockey is dead to me, then baseball is cool again
4 years ago
One week left of the season. You sure showed them!
4 years ago
it was dead a long time ago
4 years ago
damnit mucho, its bedtime..
4 years ago
You're only one game worse than the defending champs at this point.

You gotta look on the bright side.
4 years ago
Someone queue up Life of Brian!
4 years ago
*CUE
4 years ago
According to smerf it would be queue because "cue" should be pronounced "Kew"
4 years ago
sigh
4 years ago
Quite a distinct difference.
4 years ago
Gnight, eh
4 years ago
4am? Early bedtime for once look at her!
4 years ago
Soory for keeping you up so late.
4 years ago
MF for MVP.
4 years ago
Oh stop, you...
4 years ago
Pfft.
4 years ago
wtf happened to bedtime?

Canadians: Liars and habitual mispronouncers.
4 years ago
Yeah, SF Giants won the series last year I'm sure they at least made the playoffs. Let me check.. brb.
* CheechWizard puts on reading glasses, thumbs through sports page. *
4 years ago
Hoseheads
4 years ago
Take off, eh!
4 years ago
I'm gonna steamroll you guys...
4 years ago
Beauty.
4 years ago
ahh jeez
4 years ago
Be honest--do any of you canuckleheads here say aboot irl?
4 years ago
I dont think I do
4 years ago
I think that means you do....
4 years ago
you'd have to ask someone who's heard me
4 years ago
I add that word to every conversation I have, no matter what it's aboot.
4 years ago
Even if it's aboot boots.
4 years ago
Who do you know on ms? Like who showed you it? And don't lie cause I'll backtrace it.
4 years ago
Backtrace my nuts biotch!
4 years ago
*Ahem* @heather, numbnuts.
4 years ago
who showed me mucho? yak did
4 years ago
Who gave you your first kiss Heather?
4 years ago
So I guess he wouldn't be the best one to ask because he obviously says aboot.
4 years ago
No doubt aboot it Tintin...
4 years ago
ask freshie or jrob or something
4 years ago
Jrob would definitely recognize it.
4 years ago
yep. I think some things I say, you can hear an accent.. but I dont think its 'aboot'
4 years ago
recognize wat?
4 years ago
if I say 'aboot'
4 years ago
The accent. Specifically "aboot"
4 years ago
Interposting whoor.
4 years ago
keep up.
4 years ago
2 seconds, dammit! That's before the comment notification shows up :(
4 years ago
she definitely has an accent but ive never heard her say aboot sadly
4 years ago
^
4 years ago
Sad day :(
4 years ago
Send me a vocoroo of you reading the great gatsby.
4 years ago
hahahah O_o
4 years ago
she actually sounds pretty american..
4 years ago
I promise not to fap to it.... maybe.
4 years ago
if you want the real accents, you've gotta go north, or to Saskatchewan
4 years ago
Bathurst, New Brunswick.
4 years ago
I was gonna say Maritimes, but thats hit or miss
4 years ago
Meh, I don't really care about other canadians.
4 years ago
* squatface storms off *
4 years ago
I CARE
4 years ago
You dont care about shit Heather
4 years ago
Sorry squat, you're just don't do it for me...
4 years ago
*you
4 years ago
thats a strong statement Sporty
4 years ago
She doesn't care about shit, but she does care about pus--the best team
4 years ago
Wtf is going on here? If I had any technical savyness this would be the time I post a calm the fuck down meme
4 years ago
lotsa hosers on this site, whizz....
4 years ago
Hosers, boozers, losers...take your pick
4 years ago
saskatchewan?
noone there has an accent... well.. maybe farmers i guess
ontario people have accents (they say eh a lot)
over on the east coast its a different story.. you cant understand them at all... its like another language
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqLuIXwsLDw
4 years ago
the newfies confuse and frighten me
4 years ago
well Newfies.. yeah. that goes without saying
4 years ago
one thing that was brought to my attention, someone from Vancouver told me. People from Onatrio say 'erno' a lot... "so are we going out for dinner? er no?"
4 years ago
can't be worse than "hella"

I was hella down yo. - are you fucking serious.
4 years ago
Ostet don't you dare change the subject. Canada is to blame here.
4 years ago
only "accent" in the dakotas is the stubborn refusal to acknowledge the final G
4 years ago
umm we should blame California before Canada any day.
4 years ago
Oster we gave you computers, apple, and movies. Be grateful.
4 years ago
Heather can't say "sorry" correctly.

Fact.
4 years ago
:/
4 years ago
No, it should be "8/" remember. All the cool kids do it that way.
4 years ago
YOU can't say it correctly
4 years ago
No fair. I said you can't say it correctly first. You can't copy me.

"SOHRRRRRRREE" as you would say.
4 years ago
i cant say cutlery
4 years ago
damn
4 years ago
no idea why but if i dont think before i say it i say cutrely...like a goddamned animal
4 years ago
verbal dyslexia
4 years ago
its only that one word.......at least...i think so
4 years ago
i hate when people say 'chipotle' as 'chipolte'
4 years ago
Is that common?
4 years ago
sometimes i hate it when people say certain words or pronounce them wrong......again no real reason...like when people say veg instead of vegetable,,,,,no idea why this irritates me
4 years ago
I didnt think it was common, maybe I see it more working in a restaurant, but then I saw a buzzfeed article of commonly mispronounced words and it was on there...
4 years ago
i hate when people are talking about someone they know and you dont and they say their name like youre supposed to know who it is
4 years ago
im starting to feel like a real jerk now
4 years ago
*spits drink out*

motherfucker
4 years ago
Culinary.

It's "cue-lin-airy" not "cull-in-ahry"
4 years ago
now thats debatable
4 years ago
queue*
4 years ago
Dik: cuticle. Do you say "cue-tickle" or "cut-ickle"? Should be the same pronunciation of the "cue" in both words.
4 years ago
Not exactly.
4 years ago
well you could say the same with lots of words...stupid for example
4 years ago
or cunt
4 years ago
i pronounce it cyoont
4 years ago
hahaha

cue or cut in the word "cute" ?
4 years ago
I found something Gingers don't know: PRONUNCIATION
4 years ago
I hate when faggots say on line instead of in line.

"I hate when the person on line in front of you doesn't move forward when it's time to move."
4 years ago
i killed a 7 year old migrant apple picker once for saying "shut the lights"
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
Gimmie, I'll pronounce your ass married to plantshit if you sass me again.
4 years ago
English, what can you say?

http://i.imgur.com/7xKAj72.png
4 years ago
sorry..
4 years ago
I'm from Denver where they invented Chipotle and not a single motherfucker can pronounce it right >:/
4 years ago
Chipoodle?
4 years ago
Chippletopple?
4 years ago
I never understood because its even spelled how it's pronounced...
4 years ago
Don't ask me, I never had a problem with pronouncing it.

Used to steal bottles of chipotle tobasco sauce from there when I was in college.
4 years ago
oooh you REBEL!
4 years ago
*broke-ass college student
4 years ago
And on that note, I'm off to bed.
4 years ago
nini doc
4 years ago
**Ginger
4 years ago
I try to explain it like, "no, it's chipotle" and they say, "that's what i said, chipolte"
4 years ago
then you slap them
4 years ago
That's not a good way to make friends.
4 years ago
now you tell me!
4 years ago
And here I thought all Canadians were polite. I'm learning so much!
4 years ago
Heather is wrong, Saskatchewan does not have the worst accents you have to go out east, the B.C. accent is pretty annoying and fairly common amongst the white people. Yak is ignorant saying Saskatchewan doesn't have accents, they do, it is just less common than Ontario. The Canadian accent can be found all over the nation though just like the American southern accent can be found all over the nation.

And Heather probably says aboot, most Canadians do and have no idea they are doing it but Americans can spot it a mile away, they usually react like people did in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Donald Sutherland one from the 70's for clarification)
4 years ago
Nice, we are celebrating Weird Al day today too!

Anybody in Tulsa go to the celebrations?
4 years ago
The entire time while watching this, all I could think of was dik.
4 years ago
Was this seriously submitted? A decades-old Weird Al song?
4 years ago
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