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I'm in the middle of no-fap September...

stupid

by Bono

submitted September 24th 2013

190 comments
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Were you too tempted by the lustful fruitbowl, or what?
4 years ago
The odds are 2:1 that jrob is the first to fap to this.
4 years ago
Like he can resist a nice looking fruit
4 years ago
too late :(
4 years ago
I'll jerk off to what ever I feel like Jerk!
4 years ago
4 years ago
so ive realized an issue lately (well it finally kind of clicked i guess)

but the newest new section of mucho, is actually kind of like the worst newest submissions... because the ones that get upvotes are put onto the main page and taken off of the newest...
should i keep them onto the newest page even after being featured?

tho i would have to change that for the 'points'.. because obviously that would mean they would always show up on the new 'points' section...
4 years ago
Why the fuck did you say this on a bono submission for !? Wtf is wrong you bitch ! I hate you !
4 years ago
next word you say to me will be your last
4 years ago
so make it count
4 years ago
Lol ohh boy .
4 years ago
well.. you went out with a bit of a flop
4 years ago
8)
4 years ago
Hi buddy. Keep them on the newest page
4 years ago
keeping them on the newest page would just look like no activity.
4 years ago
They can be on featured and newest...
4 years ago
you basically want to do the opposite of everything tr suggests
4 years ago
live long and prosper, zeke
4 years ago
on the newest points page yes but on new newest sort it would still be fine if new submissions were coming in (which they do obviously)

but if they were still on the new (points) it would look like nothing was going on
4 years ago
Tr just likes to argue with popular opinion. Anyway, yak is right and there's no point in having an entire page of average to shit submissions
4 years ago
newest should be all posts chronologically.....failed, featured or otherwise
4 years ago
right but 'new' *sorted by points* would not work out well.. if you see what im saying
4 years ago
users that don't know enough to check the featured page don't have opinions of consequence.
4 years ago
mm.....it could be....'next up' or something
4 years ago
the featured page right now is the highest rated new submissions of the past 2 days and 2 hours.
4 years ago
so, why change it?
4 years ago
I dont think you're understanding
4 years ago
because the 'new' *newest* is basically the newest half ass and pure shit subs :P
4 years ago
sure...what's wrong with that?
4 years ago
and "next up" already exists, zekey...it's the top submission on new sorted by points...again, anyone who doesn't know that doesn't really have opinions of consequence.
4 years ago
ive already told you whats wrong with it.... that is precisely what is wrong with it.... which ive now said multiple times

4 years ago
Maybe there should be a place where the shit subs go instead.
4 years ago
if you hate the crappy stuff so much, then just set it to delete things that go below a certain number from the list.
4 years ago
delete from the list, not from the site.
4 years ago
you could change the votes from up or down to "mucho" or "sucko"
4 years ago
That's what I just said...
4 years ago
glad to see we agree, facebro.
4 years ago
tr just likes to take other people's ideas and re-explain them to make it sound like he has original thoughts
4 years ago
like those things weren't simultaneously typed, zekey...
4 years ago
don't you have some prospering to do?
4 years ago
giving users any sort of 'delete' or 'remove' ability is about as stupid as letting them pick categories
4 years ago
those balls won't collect themselves.
4 years ago
or..really.. do anything
4 years ago
incase you didnt notice... users are fucking dumb as shit
4 years ago
(protip?) I know everyone hates my subs, but at least I don't repost all the time. When I search for a repost, I make sure what ever tag I'm searching for, is fully investigated, all the way down to the lowest points of the webpage/search page. If it's a repost, it will be at the bottom of the last page, dumpity-dumped.

Just throwin' that out there.
4 years ago
look at cryass
4 years ago
except me. MF said so.
4 years ago
how is that a protip?
4 years ago
I didn't read all that yet, but can't you just make the points page ignore the featured subs?
4 years ago
exactly what im asking barret
if people think that would be a decent idea... i threw this comment together to see if anyone had any thoughts about it
4 years ago
he doesn't know what protip means :/
4 years ago
well, los is reposting non stop, so someone needs a tip here and there, obviously.
4 years ago
Its a GREAT idea.
4 years ago
rip cryax

http://i.imgur.com/JY09O4w.jpg
4 years ago
That's because tr hijacked the thread and his thoughts are not clear and/or concise
4 years ago
Phew, im sure glad i skipped all these tr/punky comments.
4 years ago
*rope





NOT
4 years ago
(No twinsies)
4 years ago
for 10$/m i can give you a punky filter so you never see his comments :(
4 years ago
punky go blow another line....you deserve it
4 years ago
remember....




* PunkyBruiser wispers 20 dollars in Barret's greasy ear *
4 years ago
there should be a package deal for punky and tr
4 years ago
* yak starts fucking with sql.... hoping he doesnt break anything but knows he will..... HE JUST KNOWS IT *
4 years ago
11$/m for punky and tr
4 years ago
that's good thinking, zekebro...that way, i can predict what you're about to say for the amusement of others.
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser send yak $50 for new tag? *
4 years ago
Paying to remove another persons tag should be at least 100$
4 years ago
punkybruiser send zeke $50 for new likes
4 years ago
hahahahahah
4 years ago
like 4x more expensive than giving one
hahahahahahahah

4 years ago
and so it begins.
4 years ago
yes it does....



* PunkyBruiser crawls under zeke's house *
4 years ago
joke's on you, i don't have a house
4 years ago
so is cryass the lone banned member now???
4 years ago
Cryax & Daelynn
4 years ago
What I had said... was that you're not a total moron :/
4 years ago
we could look at a street view of your "house" zekebro
4 years ago
hehehe..
4 years ago
go for it tr.....have a blast
4 years ago
Can't wait for "Yaks" to start stfuing everyone.
4 years ago
although it appears that you already have and have been spreading my location around, haven't you big boy?
4 years ago
how is that a "blast," pal?

i'm just pointing out that you do, in fact, have a house (in the sense that you live there, not that you own it).
4 years ago
Yaks
suicidalcocksucker
Daelynn
cryax
FalloutERin
4 years ago
have i, zeke?

i'm pretty sure i told the only person who seriously wanted to know...strangely, no one else really cares where your driving range is.
4 years ago
He probably tried to make his name "Yaks Retarded" or something. He just can't not fail at making a username.
4 years ago
tho there are only 2 that were manually banned
4 years ago
the rest were banned by not being smart enough to not be banned ;/
4 years ago
btw.. i made the changes... let me know if its 'better' or 'worse' after a few days
i suspect it will mean higher 'points' on things
4 years ago
here an aerial shot of my place, zekey.


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02_04/GregNormanhouseSPL_1000x839.jpg
4 years ago
what a shithole
4 years ago
oh...wrong one.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/01/article-1393194-0C5D217200000578-431_634x384.jpg
4 years ago
Here's mine
http://liquidassets.psu.edu/outreach/pressroom/photos/BostonSewer.jpg
4 years ago
so....is cheeseburger banned?
4 years ago
lol,cryax gets banned.....nobody cares.
4 years ago
he called my shirt dumb
fuck him
4 years ago
not yet zeke.. once he tries to use it it will be
4 years ago
who could that be?
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/FK6WHL4.png
4 years ago
well punky stop freebasing while on mucho
4 years ago
was dik freebasing? Is that what you're insinuating?
4 years ago
who?
4 years ago
ahh..I caught that.
4 years ago
I'm good with SQL yak.

Go on... send me your queries bro.
4 years ago
<cfquery name="clue" datasource="#attributes.DSN#">
SELECT *
From Has_A_Clue
Where int_clue_id = 0

<cfdump var="#clue#">

jrob
4 years ago
also I forgot to close the query tag...

fuck off
4 years ago
Just read the rest of the thread. It's really cool how few people actually care about cryax getting banned.
4 years ago
RIP cryass...I bet he killed himself.
4 years ago
ima troll him next time he's on Black ops 2
4 years ago
Why would anyone care about cryax gettiing banned? I think he wanted it.
4 years ago
Well I for one will surely miss him trying like a fuckin retarded spic to sweet talk every female on this site..typical greasy turd
4 years ago
cute mays
4 years ago
Racism is nothing if not accurate.
4 years ago
im just glad that the piece of shit loser is banned . he is a fucking kid with no direction that claims he gets pussy , and looks like a girl can whip his ass . the internet gives him a reason to act tough, in the streets he wouldnt last
4 years ago
RIP Cryass





said no one of importance
4 years ago
got my $700 yet, junior?
4 years ago
&nbsp;

test
4 years ago
bong: playstation or xbox?
4 years ago
ps3
reptile__style1
4 years ago
and I'm chyneezefood
4 years ago
i see
4 years ago
Least noticed ban of a "vet" of all time.
4 years ago
haha no shit
4 years ago
free cryax free cryax free...

...silly speck of dust...

...will you be my friend?
4 years ago
Not yet.
4 years ago
Pivotal thread here.
4 years ago
"sorry for all of this"
4 years ago
i tried to do my best
but i could not
4 years ago
famous last words?

"i told you i was bored!"
4 years ago
muchosucko.com/104288
4 years ago
Meh

* MetalFace fucks off back to his bob ross marathon *
4 years ago
Any of you fags know if Bono got clipped or just died?
4 years ago
Supposedly he offed himself.
4 years ago
jrob2020
tylerr@dildomail.com

Jan 10

to me
This message has been deleted. Restore message
Hello,

My apologies for the automated reply, but if you are reading this it is because I am dead.

If you need to get in touch with me, please kill yourself.

- Tyler
4 years ago
lots of people threaten to kill themselves here on a regular basis
4 years ago
It'd be good if someone grew a pair and followed through with the threat
4 years ago
yak threatened to kill himself yesterday because i ruined the end of "gravity" by mistake
4 years ago
maybe he threatened to kill me..i was a little tipsy
4 years ago
I hope deja whacks him.
4 years ago
sup with canada in the mens curling eh?
4 years ago
i dont watch curling..i didnt think anyone did
4 years ago
ze germans are winning
4 years ago
I dunno, but I saw the Canadian figure skater again...she has an amazingly large ass for a skater.
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
i think theres some chick hockey today
4 years ago
I love chick hockey.
4 years ago
its awesome
4 years ago
Btw, I saw Chara during the opening ceremonies. He was eating a polish speed skater while walking.
4 years ago
usa v switzerland in a few hours and finland v canada later
4 years ago
i'm waiting for the short track speed skating
4 years ago
i love speed skating
4 years ago
it's on in an hour and 45! on firstrow at least.
4 years ago
im not into speed skating...i saw chara too kirk..he left early to hold the flag or something
4 years ago
fucking sasquatch
4 years ago
lurch
4 years ago
the short track speed skating is awesome if a douchebag korean doesn't wipe out and go spread eagle to take out your countryman with him.
4 years ago
fucking koreans...
4 years ago
hes a czech right?
4 years ago
i saw some bobsledding today..those guys are maniacs
4 years ago
YOURE GOING TOO FAST!
4 years ago
you mean luge?
4 years ago
haha not jamaica i hope. i wanna see coolrunnings 2014
4 years ago
SVEN! JORGEUN!!!! SLOW DOWN!
4 years ago
80mph on a tiny sled...that's not suicidal
4 years ago
ya luge
4 years ago
skeleton is the craziest....
4 years ago
its insane dangerous
4 years ago
Luge/bobsledding is the Winter Olympics version of nascar. You watch for the crashes.
4 years ago
it is madness
4 years ago
the last thing i want to see is a luge crash
4 years ago
some guy was killed last olympics
4 years ago
theyre all on the same track right? luge bobsled etc?
4 years ago
bobsled might be different but im not sure
4 years ago
ya im not sure either
4 years ago
dik jr came in 3rd at a giant nerd tournament in seattle today...1500 dollars
4 years ago
wtf
4 years ago
free trip free hotel...hes the nerd king
4 years ago
hahaha
4 years ago
i think i should get a cut
4 years ago
he almost won 6k
4 years ago
In Seattle you say?

* smerf goes hunting *
4 years ago
hes their somewhere..likely drunk by now
4 years ago
RIP cryax
3 years ago
HI CRYAX
3 years ago
last seen 2 seconds ago
3 years ago
He lives.... possum alt ?
3 years ago
Awww he was online again and didn't even leave us a stfu :(
3 years ago
FU Urkelbro its not the same!
3 years ago
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