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Fabric Womb

Angélique Marguerite Le Boursier du Coudray (c. 1712–1794) was an influential, pioneering midwife. In 1759 the king commissioned her to teach midwifery to rural women to reduce infant mortality. Between 1760 to 1783, she traveled rural France, sharing her knowledge with women. During this time, she is estimated to have directly trained 4,000 students. Du Coudray invented the first lifesize obstetrical mannequin, called “The Machine”. Various strings and straps serve to simulate the process of childbirth. The head of the infant mannequin has a shaped nose, stitched ears, hair drawn with ink, and an open mouth, with tongue.

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by severum

submitted September 23rd 2013

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do you really need to write a novella in your description lady?
4 years ago
two words: evelyn wood speed reading
4 years ago
you mean howard berg don't you genius
4 years ago
Speed-reading is the purported ability to read as many as 10,000 to 25,000 words a minute. For example, Howard Berg claims to be able to read 25,000 words a minute by reading "15 lines at a time backwards and forwards." That's about 80-90 pages a minute. Tolstoy's War and Peace should take Berg about 15 minutes to read.

Berg has repackaged the Evelyn Wood Reading Dynamics course, one popular several decades ago with people like John F. Kennedy.
4 years ago
it looks like i did mean evelyn wood, junior...don't worry, one of these days you'll be right about something....
4 years ago
it doesn't look like that day will be thul-qedah 17, 1434, though.
4 years ago
maybe it might happen by ramadan....
4 years ago
look at that blubber fly
4 years ago
it's ok, kid...it's well known that you're semi-functioning mostly illiterate...just keep trying....sound out the big words...
4 years ago
"ver-bos-it-y"
4 years ago
ver·bos·i·ty
vərˈbäsətē/
noun
noun: verbosity

1.
the quality of using more words than needed; wordiness.
4 years ago
the problem there, zekebro, is that the definition is, in itself, verbose by its own rules, since verbosity can simply be defined as prolixity.
4 years ago
1. ButtHurt

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."
4 years ago
now, that's "pro" like in "prostitute" which is practically your only chance of getting your dick wet (assuming you can rent enough of your balls to get the necessary funds).

then, "lix", like the way you'd want to lix dem tittays.

and then "ity" like on the itty bitty titty committee
4 years ago
see how easy it is when you sound out the big words with known reference points?
4 years ago
you do know that the urban dictionary isn't serious, right?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmrABU9qDdk
4 years ago
did you cry every day when the other kids used to call you fat, zekebro?

is that why you can't read now...because your vision was blurred by the tears in your eyes day after day in school?
4 years ago
Sure you're not refering to yourself, tr? I mean you don't exactly strike me as a man with many childhood friends
4 years ago
I could be wrong tho, they might even be in the same asylum as you are
4 years ago
it's funny how little i say to make him go on and on and on
4 years ago
it should be obvious that i mean your loverboy, pedlos...he's already admitted to being a junior butterball (that's why he's so obsessed with fatness now).

you'd probably know that if you spent more time reading comments and less time providing photos of little girls pissing in the nude and calling it art.
4 years ago
you're not crying about it still, zeekbro?

i hope not, since the salt in your tears could adversely affect your ancient keyboard.
4 years ago
Funny that you resort to name calling, I thought you were some kind of genius? There's a fine line between high IQ and completely bonkers, you're the missing link
4 years ago
Now why would I spend more time reading old comments when I have you right here to entertain me :)
4 years ago
Lets see if we can make you dance yourself out of this thread, shall we?
4 years ago
im pretty sure zeke doesnt need you to fight his battle burgerlips
4 years ago
you're right, i don't need her to, but she's welcome to hop in when she wants
4 years ago
if nothing else, bb, i'll be coming back to this thread to put up the link to prolixity on urban dictionary (assuming it is accepted) and there probably won't be any dancing involved.
4 years ago
also, shouldn't you be sucking some cock behind a dumpster for cheeseburgers there randy? It's clearly on your mind.
4 years ago
I'm sure tr doesn't need you to fight for him either Mako.
4 years ago
they don't have dumpsters in england, they have "bins"
4 years ago
I dont need an excuse to abuse you
4 years ago
was that directed at your cock?
4 years ago
Then don't explain yourself, Mako, go ahead
4 years ago
you know what would be a fun feature?

guessing who pressed like/stfu and then a score being kept of how correct a particular user was at anticipating the actions of the other users.
4 years ago
didnt you get that joke from lospedos, zeke? Arent you sposed to be prosaic?
4 years ago
my mistake, you swapped out the fish and chips for cheeseburgers.
4 years ago
I'd like to abuse LL , ifyaknowwhatimean
4 years ago
i don't get what any of you mean
then again, i'm not really reading it.....
4 years ago
yeah, if you mean break the dishwasher so she has to do the dishes
4 years ago
Cute Fries, but you're too old for me
4 years ago
Nonsense
4 years ago
also you run like a sissy
4 years ago
"she" would probably fellate fries behind a bin for an order of egg rolls and some wonton soup.
4 years ago
"she" would trade her pooper for a pupu platter.
4 years ago
Old joke, tr. It's already been played out
4 years ago
And you would eat it
4 years ago
Like you couldn't deny a free snack
4 years ago
yeah, good point...everyone probably already knows you'd trade your body for chinese food, sweet nose.
4 years ago
says the guy who dumpster dives at the local 7-11
4 years ago
Sounds like heavy facts and proof to me. I don't know you might just have owned me with that one
4 years ago
i would be at 100% on that thing i thought up earlier.
4 years ago
not that this thread is very hard to predict.
4 years ago
you get a sticker tr......no.....it's not food
4 years ago
another sticker?

i still have my first one...i was going to put it on a stop sign under the street sign for zeke creek and snap a pic but i never did.
4 years ago
True. You're gonna go on and on about the same old stuff you always say and in the end claim victory like you did us all a huge favour. Yea.. I've been around long enough to see it
4 years ago
It's very amusing tho, don't stop
4 years ago
the future will judge this awesome verbosity.
4 years ago
i think she means the opposite of that
4 years ago
write me a manly poem zeke
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
zeke would have to be a man, first
4 years ago
zinger.....
4 years ago
Is 'verbosity' the new word of the moment ?
4 years ago
pedlos could maybe take a swing at it...
4 years ago
it's only been used here (by me) for almost 7 years now, friesbro.
4 years ago
I'll pass, don't want to steal your spotlight
4 years ago
Somebody else used that word within the,last couple of days
4 years ago
my burps taste like spaghetti-os
4 years ago
I DIDN'T EVEN EAT SPAGHETTI
4 years ago
it must have been whoever's semen you swallowed
4 years ago
prolly
4 years ago
does cum taste like spaghetti-o's to you mako?
4 years ago
it tastes like what I imagine bleached snot would taste like :p
4 years ago
i think it's a combo of gatorade, whiskey and the asian noodles with beef tips i had
4 years ago
weird...
4 years ago
dunno, do you remember what pussy tastes like?
4 years ago
vaguely
4 years ago
fun fact, amniotic fluid smells like semen
4 years ago
i dont, I never return the favour
4 years ago
you sure you werent just pumped full of semen?
4 years ago
yeah, I'm sure :/
4 years ago
the pregnant hornies were all over by my beached manatee stage.
4 years ago
you were fighting the old man off then?
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/zGEldYn.png
4 years ago
This is so stupid, I still don't have anything to say about it.
4 years ago
You just did.
4 years ago
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