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Wodka

Time to go to caesarville.

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by yak

submitted September 19th 2013

259 comments
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i guess the bottom ad must be for the scots?
4 years ago
or the kiwis
4 years ago
Welsh
4 years ago
lets be hones tho who wouldnt fuck a sheep... they are so fluffy
4 years ago
SOFLUFFY I COULD DIE
4 years ago
ITSSOFLUFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYY
4 years ago
omg my fingers are lagging
4 years ago
......anyway, wodka is afrikaans
4 years ago
this is a south african sign
4 years ago
its polish
4 years ago
curse you wikipedia
* xzekiel shakes fist *
4 years ago
wodka is polish for vodka, you dont need wiki fpr that
4 years ago
wikipedia vs google translate...........RETARD FIGHT!
4 years ago
I was looking for a table of vodka in all languages
4 years ago
and wikipedia said afrikaans and nothing else
4 years ago
too bad you didnt search common sense :(
4 years ago
fucking rube
4 years ago
international language is not my forte....
you should work on one at a time there yakky poo
4 years ago
you mook
4 years ago
this is stupit
4 years ago
* yak braces for the generic music videos *



* yak and the whammy *

4 years ago
* possum sniffles *
4 years ago
Yak and the Whammy sounds like a cool band.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Z0x9kRZ.png
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/YI7Vl.jpg
4 years ago
YOURE IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN
4 years ago
this isnt going to turn into another spamfest of zeke posting one direction videos is it?
4 years ago
No whammies no whammies no whammies....STOP!
4 years ago
http://imgur.com/BUUbp3T
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/BUUbp3T.png
4 years ago
have you been drinking?
4 years ago
Sup bore?
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/S9mXHtJ.png
4 years ago
is that a screenshot from your chatroulette fapping session?
4 years ago
WHAMMY
4 years ago
< has never been on chat roulette.....or omegle
4 years ago
That face looks familiar. Hmmm.
http://muchosucko.com/117226/Happy-birthday-jrob
4 years ago
dat teeth
4 years ago
*teef
4 years ago
tbh generic music videos would be more interesting than this imho
4 years ago
that's what i keep saying!
4 years ago
Billboard for vodka that tries to entice the Jews with low prices?

Sounds like a trap.
4 years ago
everyone knows jews drink manischewitz
4 years ago
sorry i gotta.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRicXOKH-pU
4 years ago
If the prices are low enough they will make the switch.
4 years ago
Why zeke why!
4 years ago
because you don't have to hit play if you don't want to
4 years ago
Fair enough.
4 years ago
* xzekiel settles into this post for the night *

shit's comfy
4 years ago
hi yak
4 years ago
* xzekiel hidy-hoes *
4 years ago
* yak drops mic *

4 years ago
* possum subs...stuff *
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/EKgAzmV.gif
4 years ago
NINI ZEKE!
4 years ago
Night jrob!
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/NyPqP7Y.jpg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/sr6QkXh.jpg
4 years ago
yah - bad idea yaklappy
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/P8VeQWP.jpg
4 years ago
^
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/EKrRAos.jpg
4 years ago
well possum the personal shit i'm referring to is the zeke/possum image that ohsnap screencapped from tinychat and passed to yak and he posted
4 years ago
so he basically destroyed all precedents about not posting anything that people don't want posted......hold on....i got a couple more
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/yN4Gycn.jpg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/jJX2caP.jpg
4 years ago
claims to whjatever
misspells huh?
4 years ago
dude - ima just here cause of no-life boredom stuff...your stuff makes me eeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
Not sure if awesome thread or prelude to judgement day.

Or both.
4 years ago
both
4 years ago
PEPSI YAYUH!
4 years ago
i just wanna be high on antihistamines and eat cheerios in peace
4 years ago
* possum grins *
4 years ago
so go do it.....
4 years ago
i've ratted before and i don't know if i regret it or not.....
i'm really not sure
4 years ago
this.....well, this i'm behind
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5Q1QQNa.jpg
4 years ago
gullible as hell

blames others
4 years ago
make it a meme
4 years ago
meh - i'm just marking time til my godawful reposty sub gets uploaded - dont mind me
4 years ago
whatever........
i mean it in a good way
4 years ago
* possum brofists zeke *


* possum secretly washes both paws after *
4 years ago
whatever
i know what you're getting at
4 years ago
i really doubt that sir
4 years ago
whatever
4 years ago
no way is zeke a schizo - borderline PD ftw
4 years ago
* possum lets Yorick play with the computer now *
4 years ago
wtf is pd?
4 years ago
personality disorder?
4 years ago
ohw come on -
4 years ago
yay
4 years ago
well it was the fact you said borderline then abbreviated
4 years ago
i'm not too into that whole diagnoses shit
nor pills for it
people are people and whatever shit they have to deal with let them til they're batshit insane
4 years ago
"i dont really believe in Addiction"

hahaha
4 years ago
honestly, i'm lots of shit.....only one non-official diagnosis
i'm sure i could be stamped with a host of disorders
i'm kind of a hypochondriac too
i'd rather just deal with people than label them
4 years ago
did i say that?
4 years ago
ima just label you assface for the rest of the night, okay?
4 years ago
no thanks
4 years ago
you can call me xzekiel
4 years ago
and i'll call you possum
4 years ago
* Barret chants ZEKEFACE ZEKEFACE ZEKEFACE *
4 years ago
@zeke - nah my brother Yorick said that shortly before he started camping out on my sofa
4 years ago
get a job codfucker
4 years ago
barret....i even pepsi yeah'd for you
4 years ago
just be cool, man
4 years ago
i'm hurt
4 years ago
no

you're not
4 years ago
you're right, i'm not
4 years ago
i never am
4 years ago
I got a job bitch!
4 years ago
i do like barret though........PEPSI YAYUH!
4 years ago
zeke is a rock
zeke is an island
4 years ago
Hey i gave you a like on that pepsi yeah, don't be ungrateful
4 years ago
I'm just a person
4 years ago
sub your job barret!!!!!
4 years ago
* xzekiel doesn't really pay attention *
4 years ago
sub? im confused
4 years ago
leave barret alone
4 years ago
YA BARRET SUB JOB
4 years ago
um - just say what your job is?
4 years ago
sub your job possum
4 years ago
You sub your job rodentfag!
4 years ago
fucking ratfink is getting uppity
4 years ago
I drink Pepsi, play with computers, and make stupid comments all day, and you?
4 years ago
<3 barret
4 years ago
i fix weird lil cameras that take sneaky sneaky pics of the letters and packages YOU THINK ARE PRIVATE
4 years ago
i cut grass and wash balls
4 years ago
* possum whammys *
4 years ago
I wish i lived on a golf course though, at night, when no one was around, id have the whoooole area to myself....

Id dance around! Possibly naked! Play loud music, and throw empty sambuca bottles at cardboard cutouts of possum.
4 years ago
it's dark though.......right now there's a full moon
4 years ago
but really today i had a bunch of shit to deal with.....gotta be a pseudo mechanic and pseudo carpenter and pseudo accountant
4 years ago
I once ordered some not for children toys online, and the box was CLEARLY opened... I thought it was customs, now i know it was poss.
4 years ago
* possum cues up Pocahontas now *
4 years ago
you just came to say you have a vibrator?
4 years ago
Hi Heather! Stop ordering your dildos off ebay.
4 years ago
no? I cam to reply to poss's nothing is private comment
4 years ago
-heather makes joke
-people wonder what to do next
4 years ago
came*
4 years ago
I havent yet thanks.,..
4 years ago
hey sportybuddy
4 years ago
hi sporty
4 years ago
Hi Zeke
4 years ago
hi sporty
4 years ago
protip - fedex is not unionized or anyfing

4 years ago
Put the bottle down and go to bed Zeke.
4 years ago
Hi Johnboy
4 years ago
and can I still call you Mr. Hitler zeke?
4 years ago
Night Mary Ellen.
4 years ago
hi jenbirdy
4 years ago
I'd sleep with Mary Ellen :)
4 years ago
every night
4 years ago
oh i thought toolman said jenbirdy
4 years ago
Awww
4 years ago
i'm just gonna leave this here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoOibAstPJ4
4 years ago
...and yet i got my job back as a convicted felon - possum dances the song of THHBB
4 years ago
you da man possum
4 years ago
* possum now hopes that incoming tech doesnt fuck me out of my job for the next 12 years *
4 years ago
whatever happened to us possum?
http://muchosucko.com/99074/For-Xzekiel
4 years ago
* possum subs a new vid for zeke now *
4 years ago
protip - dont watch if you aren't zeke
4 years ago
i tried to tell this girl once that i liked er, and she was different....
then she just complained
4 years ago
rimshot
4 years ago
nice meltdown
4 years ago
zeke melting down is liek saying "nice day" it always happens.
4 years ago
zekes new nickname is ice cream sandwich
4 years ago
ie failure.
4 years ago
i like the gains your trust tells everyone
you should make one that says
'wears a bear touque while camping and still puppetmasters zeke while being nowhere near the computer'
4 years ago
'has a beard, still looks awesome with a bear hat'
4 years ago
odd how his life, like your revolves around a computer...
4 years ago
'huge nerd, still gets under zekes skin without even being online'
4 years ago
I WASNT EVEN HERE I WAS DOWNSTAIRS EATING AND WATCHING TV! :P
4 years ago
are you still talking?
4 years ago
me and zeke? i dont think we are on speaking terms anymore no
4 years ago
does anyone care?
4 years ago
sad how your relationships are online base. do you even have sex?
4 years ago
i take that as a no. "mucho is my life"
4 years ago
me and zeke? no we have not had sex
4 years ago
kind of a weird question....
4 years ago
lol @ oster talking about having no life...

<--- gets paid to be here


whats your excuse?
4 years ago
i forgot mr.shyamalan.

I dont pay to be here. I think its sad you trick people into paying you light bill.
4 years ago
"they get shirts"!
4 years ago
get a job you hippie drop out.
4 years ago
* yak wooshes *

4 years ago
avoiding the question.. classic drunk oster
4 years ago
you question was why am I here... Bored.
yet why havent you played me in sc2, Scared.

I understand a loss to oster is a big deal.
4 years ago
omg
4 years ago
i dont play you in starcraft for several reasons
the 2 most obvious being that starcraft is probably one of the worst rts games ever made and i dont actually like you at all so why the fuck would i 'play' anything with you?

maybe if it was a different game and you werent actually you
4 years ago
so lets do it this way... pick another game and be someone else and then we can talk about this 'match'
4 years ago
oh, enlighten me at your Rts games. it's sad that you have to cower behind "I dont like you" if you didnt like me shut me up in a game, you can't.
4 years ago
why would i bother? you get drunk... you talk about starcraft2 like a fucking moron over and over

* yak drops mic *

4 years ago
so you're scared that oster will beat you. it's not about liking the person. I don't like gnomes.
4 years ago
competition.
4 years ago
I guess this proved that Yak is scared to play me.
4 years ago
Worst...rts...ever...made? :((((((
4 years ago
We should all get Starcraft and not play with oster
4 years ago
That would be rad
4 years ago
Totally
4 years ago
ohw hai.
4 years ago
Can't talk,playing sc2 with barret
4 years ago
Im at work.
4 years ago
nice thread
3 years ago
I'd drink Wodka
4 years ago
Good boy
4 years ago
no.
4 years ago
Drink as drink
4 years ago
dumb as dumb.
4 years ago
* loslobos derps *
4 years ago
/me smerfs
4 years ago
Zeke- where did you get those pictures of JerkStore??
4 years ago
WRONG THREAD FUCK IT
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5Q1QQNa.jpg

These pics
4 years ago
That's freaking me out.
4 years ago
Zeke get back online and explain yourself.
4 years ago
No
4 years ago
Too runoff to stay and explain?
4 years ago
idk what you're talking about
4 years ago
Who's in the picture?
4 years ago
some random faggot I suppose
4 years ago
I hate you. You can go back offline now.
4 years ago
thanks
4 years ago
That's yak, mf
4 years ago
thats a picture of me camping
4 years ago
'falls in love with everything that has a vagina'
'ends up running them off by calling them whores'
4 years ago
'blames everything on other people'
4 years ago
So, we meet again my long lost brother.
4 years ago
You were the evil third brother my parents sent off to Canada.
4 years ago
But now you're back.

* MetalFace cues DBZ music *
4 years ago
@MetalFace haha .. I'm on my cell right now, and at a glance, I thought yak said "that's a picture of me crapping". lol
4 years ago
Hang on, Punky. I'm still in the middle of a 20 min staring contest with yak while we power up.
4 years ago
maybe you should learn to read better punky
4 years ago
Me too, cause I read "I'm in my cell"
I'm so disappointed
4 years ago
i was in my tent :(
4 years ago
Why are you sniffing your fingers...
4 years ago
I need to know dis
4 years ago
im resting my heavy beard on my hand actually
4 years ago
They smell like pussy.
4 years ago
Maybe, but it looks like a sneaky-sniff
4 years ago
Well then.
4 years ago
they probably smelt like dirt considering i was camping ;/

4 years ago
Right.
* loslobos shrugs *
4 years ago
anything else you are wondering ;/
4 years ago
They could be clean and still smell like pussy.

4 years ago
BOOM

*earth explodes and hurls MF into space*
4 years ago
oh they most def were not clean... i was filthy as fuck.... i was camping
4 years ago
Cant believe you suck ups are upvoting this shit.
4 years ago
Oh wait..I can believe it.
4 years ago
Fuck you cryass.
4 years ago
Fuck you cryass.
4 years ago
I myself...strictly upvoted, because I'm a pollock. WÓDKA say..GetHigh..sorry. WÓDKA do to change my mind...drink some more VODKA...then downvote. 8P
4 years ago
EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW!
4 years ago
* squatface wets himself a little *



Punkski
4 years ago
Isn't Pollock a Fish? You are one Fishy bastard.
4 years ago
8P
4 years ago
Fucking pollock
4 years ago
lol
3 years ago
quality threads
2 years ago
What the fuck are you doing back here?
2 years ago
recover password
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