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Luke and Friend

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted September 19th 2013

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Luke and Friend
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thats what my hand looks like right now :(
4 years ago
only the rancor has smaller hands :(
4 years ago
y
4 years ago
wasp got me :(
4 years ago
o
4 years ago
and no one to coddle me :(
4 years ago
If it's any consolation, the wasp probably died alone and afraid too.
4 years ago
:(((((((((
4 years ago
imagine the fear the wasp had seeing that monsterous hand coming near it :(
4 years ago
'tell my hive that i loved them'
4 years ago
hate you
4 years ago
make oatmeal. Put it in the fridge, apply to hand.
4 years ago
im gonna have to stick to ice for now as I hate oatmeal
4 years ago
flour works too
4 years ago
hmmm ok
4 years ago
Do they sell sting sticks? those work really well
4 years ago
my index finger and about an inch into my palm on both sides is red and swollen and burning
4 years ago
How the lil' bee doing....
4 years ago
who cares! i tried to live in harmony, but nooo
4 years ago
yea they sell stop bite and other things for stings/bites
4 years ago
You should have caught him and made him your prisoner
4 years ago
Oh ya, we have stop bite here, we call it "swat"
4 years ago
sigh
4 years ago
Do you have any benadryl
4 years ago
i wish... i sent a friend for benadryl and got reactin...
4 years ago
reactin to what....?
4 years ago
mmm benadryl... heather I have so much fucking benadryl that is my shit
4 years ago
reactin allergy meds :/
4 years ago
what is the drug name on it, not brand name
4 years ago
hydrocortisomething and smething
4 years ago
ya, take some
4 years ago
i did mr.
4 years ago
Interwebs says it should help within 20mins of taking it. I love google!
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz carefully reads instructions... *
4 years ago
It's a second gen. allergy med though so it might not help :/
4 years ago
definitely not helping
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz tips down reading glasses. *

take-10-milligrams....
drink plenty of water...
masturbate furiously with affected hand
4 years ago
You should probably punch your friend in the eye for not getting benadryl
4 years ago
Claude, i'll try that
4 years ago
well we were at work and she didnt want me to get drowsy, she didnt know i planned on going home anyway
4 years ago
the stinger's not still in is it
4 years ago
If you have meat tenderizer making a paste of that with water helps a ton too :/
4 years ago
no, it didnt get stuck in
4 years ago
Do you have pharmacies that deliver
4 years ago
BONER
4 years ago
that that im aware of..
4 years ago
Well, you can buy it over the phone and have a cab deliver it.
4 years ago
-me, I'd rather deal with the sting than a benadryl-enraged pakistani cab-rapist, but hey...
4 years ago
Isn't there like anything within walking distance? Most gas stations have it even.
4 years ago
i could possibly walk to the gas station, but if they dont have it, then i have to walk home with no benadryl and a swollen hand
4 years ago
Ya but....you know who's friends are probably waiting with revenge on other minds
4 years ago
Do you have a potato
4 years ago
cuz I could really go for a baked potato right now
4 years ago
why claude, that is the most romantic thing youve ever said to me
4 years ago
eyah.....hyuck.
4 years ago
slice a potato and put the raw slice on the sting
4 years ago
Well I think this is just what you non regular allergy sufferers get. You get swollen hands because you don't have benadryl on tap
4 years ago
if that gas station is a convenience store like here, they'll have all dem drugs
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster goes to bed and hopes she doesn't die in her sleep from dust mite allergies *
4 years ago
Don't let the bed badgers bite
4 years ago
I have a dachshund, no need to ever worry about badgers :)
4 years ago
Oh, you know what they say about dachsunds
4 years ago
That they're awesome and if you bad mouth them Slagathor the Destroyer will kill you in your sleep?
4 years ago
do tell
4 years ago
He's scared now, as he should be
4 years ago
Im not scared, I just found you a 24 hour pharmacy thank you very much
4 years ago
dawwwww
4 years ago
Ya, it's in Virginia. How soon can you get there.
4 years ago
well... ill have to buy an extra seat on the plane for my giant hand, but soon i think
4 years ago
okay, found one closer i think
4 years ago
I THINK
4 years ago
call em up
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
(416) 766-6196
4 years ago
that one is quite far from me... i know one closer, its just getting there thats the issue
4 years ago
=/
4 years ago
sigh.

thanks for fake coddling me a little bit though :)
4 years ago
fake? I'll send you my cell bill.
4 years ago
lol ok
4 years ago
so with the literally hundreds of BFFs you have, not one can run a bottle of benadryl over to you...
4 years ago
at 230... probably not
4 years ago
hundreds of friends, and a government-provided personal medical professional on call 24/7 for each citizen....
4 years ago
well, I could take the final step, but I don't know if a cab driver would deliver to "look for the rancor with blonde hair somewhere near a lake"
4 years ago
hahahaha that doesnt sound very appealing, no
4 years ago
fuck appealing, it's just not helpful. Have yak phone it in....or tell zeke to start hithhiking
4 years ago
*c
4 years ago
or w/ever, lol
4 years ago
to the poor cabbie, i meant
4 years ago
well, call a cab...have him take you to (a local pharm) and wait outside. voila
4 years ago
...that's all I got.
4 years ago
well thank your mr. ballz.
4 years ago
i think i will sleep shortly and hope for the best in the morning
4 years ago
Heather is on mucho now more than tr
4 years ago
thats why im on mucho more
4 years ago
Oh that reminds me...have any refried beans?
4 years ago
meh....ballz out
4 years ago
i always have some on hand for emergencies
4 years ago
nice "cheese pizza" in your avatar...what a sicko
4 years ago
It'll be good to see him get work again after all these years
4 years ago
yea the rancor really couldnt find work after return of the jedi

mark hamil however has had tons of jobs
4 years ago
Name one work of note that Hamil has done
4 years ago
'work of note' ? hes the voice of the joker for every batman animated series for the past like 10 years
he probably actually makes about 50x what you make by just 'voice acting' a few days a year ;/
4 years ago
He was on the simpsons once.
4 years ago
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000434/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

seriously look at that... hes busy as fuck
4 years ago
He's no Harrison Ford
4 years ago
Or Anthony Daniels for that matter
4 years ago
so basically what you are saying is you lost this argument and are now trying to compare him to other famous people?

thats a whammy
4 years ago
I'm gonna imdb him ..... cos I'm pretty sure he hasn't been in any film of note since SW
4 years ago
Um.....he JUST FUCKING LINKED IT you tard
4 years ago
Fuck yak and his links
4 years ago
i agree.. you should do your own independent research on this matter, don't take my shady links as any type of proof
4 years ago
Oh look he was In powerpuff girls
4 years ago
I stand corrected
4 years ago
I don't have figures for this but it looks like 95% of his work is voice only
4 years ago
That's fries_please, I just know it!
4 years ago
Are you saying I look like Mark Hamil ?
4 years ago
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