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What happens to every new female member at MuchoSucko

and most likely why they never come back...

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by Sprinkles

submitted September 12th 2013

401 comments
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What happens to every new female member at MuchoSucko
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I wish one of them landed in her mouth.
4 years ago
One never does... just like on MS.
4 years ago
what about that fat chick and that one guy who became a couple but then they both went missing? i forget their names. one was sub vom.

and what about that other couple the skinny girl and the hippy? but then they broke up?
4 years ago
other couple - dik and jaimee?
4 years ago
god damn i hope hes pretending hes that stupit
4 years ago
Apathy and VicSin.
4 years ago
Toaster I think fucked a couple of mucho members
4 years ago
How recent were all those "success" stories? More importantly, what is the overall success rate of wiener hitting a bulls-eye since MS returned from the crash?













That's what I thought.
4 years ago
'success' stories? a 'success' story would be not having to deal with attention whores :p

id consider that a fucking success
4 years ago
Success story? Just search 50 Smerf
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
Apparently Heather's blown half the dudes on here
4 years ago
closer to 100%
4 years ago
Then they woke up.
4 years ago
holy crap wtf do you have some sort of alarm for your name he_ather?!?!
4 years ago
That's tr creepy
4 years ago
I just crawled back into bed, opened mucho and voila!
4 years ago
not my fault you people are attention whores
4 years ago
OOPS
4 years ago
stop breaking shit
4 years ago
Yak, you erased my friday morning!
4 years ago
womp womp, woooooomp
4 years ago
jenbirdy are you considered a mucho 'success' story?
4 years ago
whats the criteria for a mucho success story?
4 years ago
i really dont know.. i think that sprinkles idea of 'success' is having a bunch of annoying attention whores constantly talking slutty or something
i.. think?
4 years ago
i think he means actually having sex with someone on the site... maybe..
4 years ago
gross
4 years ago
tell me about it
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/EWrRK.jpg
4 years ago
just like that :(
4 years ago
Thats how I do it except my arms are out at the sides flapping violently to give me the bounce
4 years ago
Yak, success in this case = muchoer actually hooking up for realz in realz lifes with another muchoer...
4 years ago
Here you go sprinkles
http://muchosucko.com/78003/
4 years ago
"Not to be fucked with", because they are already seeing eachother
4 years ago
What I learned from this thread.
Heather is a serial rapist that apparently goes around blowing guys in their sleep, sick sick cunt... and she got away with it too.
She's still out there....
12 months ago
who doesnt like hotdogs ;/
4 years ago
Hot dog fiesta!
4 years ago
Hot dogs are banned in my house after 1 too many diarrhea-marathons.
4 years ago
wtf kind of hotdogs are you eating...
4 years ago
*diarrheathons
4 years ago
Pig lips and assholes will do it every time.
4 years ago
I dunno, but no matter which type i eat, i end up barely able to walk from the sore asshole
4 years ago
are you using the right end?
4 years ago
Hahaha, had to think to get that comment, time to sleep.
4 years ago
Stupid Polessums, intentionally getting in the way of my sleep
4 years ago
so - quick quiz - how many letters in the scandihoovian alphabet again? 29?
4 years ago
Like i know, English Alphabet +3?
4 years ago
* possum re ups *
4 years ago
Possum... nice avy.
4 years ago
I thought bestiality was a no-no.
4 years ago
this old thing?
4 years ago
Rather grease-tastic.
4 years ago
*shivers*
4 years ago
dat sixhead
4 years ago
thats it... time to move over the main server... expect some breakage
4 years ago
wow.. that went over fairly smoothly actually...
4 years ago
GO FIGURE!
4 years ago
Is it a big step up?
4 years ago
just a different computer.. moving a bunch of shit around from server to server
4 years ago
looks like i have to move the cache off of fucking google... they have been slow as fuck lately slowing all the images down..
4 years ago
Fuck google.
4 years ago
well.. that should hopefullyclear that up in an hour ;/
4 years ago
attention whores usually cant handle it here you are right...

tho.. some seem to cling on ;p
4 years ago
Well, if we gave them a few days before tossing the wieners at them, they might actually get into the swing of things...
4 years ago
TRIAL. BY. FIRE.
KENTUCKY. FRIED. DEATH.

4 years ago
But, but ... .new boobies??
4 years ago
think of the new boobies!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
if they cant take the initial onslaught they really arent worth it ;(
4 years ago
* xzekiel holds on for dear life *
4 years ago
Depends... some are a bit reluctant at first, but with a little coaxing can be walked through it...
4 years ago
stop talking, shithead
4 years ago
Sometimes the return is worth the investment... (booobies!)
4 years ago
Zekie is on the warpath...
4 years ago
Why so sour zeke?
4 years ago
if only you had heeded my advice
4 years ago
I heed no man's advice!
4 years ago
warpath?
no dude....i'm just sayin
4 years ago
sayin' a lot tonight...
4 years ago
....a lot.
4 years ago
i am?
4 years ago
i been gone most of the night.....
4 years ago
this is nothing
4 years ago
....
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoQA2iyH8-Q
4 years ago
i'm pretty drunk
4 years ago
GTFOH with your youtube links!
4 years ago
that better not be a pogues link :()
4 years ago
it's not
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsLV7DEcElQ
4 years ago
is that? :<
4 years ago
is that the pogues? no
4 years ago
i'm extremely versatile
4 years ago
want me to make it so youtube links automatically get embedded zeekypoop?
4 years ago
yes
4 years ago
start with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKrhuXBnnmo
4 years ago
everyone sing along now
4 years ago
no.
4 years ago
I don't mean that about boosh though
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inedueKRs9k
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trkx9xLb5X8
4 years ago
still not the pogues.......and that's a good deal on pizza
4 years ago
i love pizza.
4 years ago
oh......side note......it's like $200 to shoot a tommy gun at this range in Nh.........i'm saving pennies
4 years ago
That's a rip off.
4 years ago
back in the 40's, this gangster came to bangor maine, and bought a tommy gun, and told the guy at the counter that he was going to hunt deer with it.....there's a plaque where he was shot down by police
4 years ago
yeah it is at a shooting range, now i estimated the price....idk what it truly is.....was just browsing
4 years ago
it's in manchester new hampshire, idk the prices, was just looking
4 years ago
oh did you mean the pizza?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHvl6z56zGc
4 years ago
not retroactive? fuck you
4 years ago
i don't wanna link anymore
4 years ago
What have you done!?
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEgNKAR-L24
4 years ago
>:(
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5AF7uOSDs
4 years ago
xzekiel
i'm fairly certain i've never posted a pogues link
4 years ago
i haven't posted a pogues link
i've submitted it.....
4 years ago
i've never linked the pogues
4 years ago
its retroactive.... its just not enabled on anyones account except mine yet so if i did break something it wouldnt break really really bad :P
4 years ago
hahaha
ok
4 years ago
(and some wont show instantly cuz of the cache...)
now setting it up for comments.... and also setting it up for pro users to be able to do
4 years ago
could you do it with imgur links?
4 years ago
Game. Changer.
4 years ago
STOP NOW YAK
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S51Pf-DN6Jo
4 years ago
IT WILL END IN TEARS
4 years ago
Writes code for a Most STFU'd comment of the day list.

Enables youtube linking instead.
4 years ago
enable me yak
i'll give you 5 bucks
4 years ago
pay up
4 years ago
think of all the punky links!
4 years ago
AWW YEAH
4 years ago
barret that other thing is still in testing.... cuz um... well.. *I* see it on the right side.... but it just looks really really bad :P
4 years ago
we gotta stomp punky down
4 years ago
PAY UP ZEKE
admin@squidcafe.com!
4 years ago
* possum snuffles and limps off *
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT7EcNHovJ8
4 years ago
imagine the amount of pogues links on his exes facebook
4 years ago
Don't be a welcher.
4 years ago
this is the worst idea ever
4 years ago
Disclaimer : Just kidding...
4 years ago
even worse than adding chat
4 years ago
imggur links would be awesome though
4 years ago
Come to think of it, this could cut down on the possmusicvids by several %
4 years ago
jrob yea... im doing imgur and a bunch of other video sites.... but with imgur the only thing is if someone submits a url of it rather than the actual *image*... it could be more than one image on the page... im not sure how to handle that.. maybe only work if its ending in .jpg .gif or .png?
4 years ago
i should just make it auto play them all too :(
4 years ago
i sent you $5
thanks yak
4 years ago
on a related note - i would paypal at least $29 to admin to block assface from linking the giraffe lion thingy alone
4 years ago
OH I SAW THANKS ZEKE
4 years ago
btw this only works for pro members
4 years ago
see now i'll revise what i'm linking
4 years ago
It always annoyed me when people links the imgur page instead of the picture anyway....for some reason...
4 years ago
fuck imgur
4 years ago
yea.... im always annoyed when people on twitter link the image file rather than the mucho page... ive been considering something quite evil for people who do that actually :(
4 years ago
whos assface?
and what is a giraffe lion thingy
4 years ago
* possum slinks off again *
4 years ago
Damn noobs
4 years ago
yeah - right - nice try yakkybruiser
4 years ago
well..since all we will see or hear is a bunch of cunty whiney crap..i played em all at once...not gonna sound any better by themselves
4 years ago
well with mucho on twitter i have it set up so if you link any asset page of muchos on there it *SHOULD* actually show a display of it
so like if you linked this url on twitter it would show the image (tho i think twitter doesnt do animated gifs?)
4 years ago
http://imgur.com/Ito4ht4
4 years ago
i don't have much in my personal account but i'ma flop a property
4 years ago
inb4 dush
4 years ago
Im preparing to make the Heather YakMoney pic my signature
4 years ago
do my boobs count as yakmoney?
4 years ago
um yak, side note - i just uploaded a russian alphabet sort of vid a while back and it's nowhereville - did i get banned from posting stupid shit, or is something broke, or both?
4 years ago
likely never processed
4 years ago
worst idea ever!
4 years ago
I uploaded a guitar video that is still somewhere being processed.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5giYIhf.jpg
For retroactive use
4 years ago
likely some kids on kidzui sobbing uncontrollably now.
4 years ago
I wish my video of me wearing all my plaid shirts and drinking pepsi for zeke vid would process
4 years ago
sigh... i guess ill do the imgur now ;/
4 years ago
http://imgur.com/8pwtHVQ
4 years ago
and the moon was as blood...
4 years ago
Should have shopped, well i don't know who, on there
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQikR54i--c
4 years ago
* possum is not linking any links in protest til me and metal's stupid subs get processed *
4 years ago
that was my ex,,,,,and you wonder why i was so enamored
4 years ago
Actually, I'm kinda hoping it never does get posted...
4 years ago
PEPSI YAYUH!
4 years ago
wait - zeke - your ex is a male accoustic guitar player?
4 years ago
He's cute.
4 years ago
i'm confused
4 years ago
Yup
4 years ago
* possum test subs a diff vid *
4 years ago
If i see some freakporn when i wake up tomorrow il upvote one of your music videos
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Ito4ht4.png
4 years ago
WELL WELL WELL
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/rvFk9Tn.jpg
4 years ago
thats rather odd
4 years ago
TIME TO FIX THAT
4 years ago
rather odd indeed
4 years ago
i'm wrecked.
good night
i hope you all die in your sleep
except yak
and possum myabe
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5giYIhf.jpg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/s7yVfMC.gif
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/s7yVfMC.gif
4 years ago
That's racist
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/kYPWKTT.jpg
4 years ago
Barret for supreme chancellor of awesome.
4 years ago
RIP Mucho
4 years ago
good riddance
4 years ago
http://imgur.com/r/gifs/QUTZwyi
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/2BoiDg8.jpg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/dCRlerx.jpg
4 years ago
* yak :('s *

4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/ZuJ4kqH.jpg
4 years ago
Fffffuuuuuuuuck mucho gonna turn into every other forum-site out there.
4 years ago
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
4 years ago
Fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou
4 years ago
time to start posting cp?????
4 years ago
coal power?
Carbon powder?
cunt punt?
cuddly porpoise?
4 years ago
childporn
4 years ago
No thanks. I like my subjects of sexual lust to have womanly curves and the particular kind of crazy that only comes with an adult.
4 years ago
Zeke, did you link the fucking KOL video, because my goofy-ass is in the back ground? }8[]
4 years ago
You faggot!!!!!!
4 years ago
All those music video links...

I think zeke is turning into punky.
4 years ago
Yeah, I guess I'm a bad influence.
4 years ago
Zeke is on auto-pilot most of the time, especially when he's been drinking. It's sad that most of the music links he throws out, is hippie driven, and super gay.
4 years ago
^self-pwnd
4 years ago
They're still better than anything you've linked.
4 years ago
nice, smerf. keep up the great work.
4 years ago
*cracks knuckles*
4 years ago
so, basically, this means that no user will be able to keep images of themselves off the site?
4 years ago
sounds like fun...i've got quite the collection.
4 years ago
sooo..do you have a photo of Caustic Carnage, naked?
4 years ago
smerf, and that sissy button. it never seizes to amaze me. 8|
4 years ago
*ceases tr, do you have nudes of Barret? If so, send them to me...ASAP.
4 years ago
Barret probably isn't even who you think he is....
4 years ago
really? is Barret a yak alt?
4 years ago
tr? (8|
4 years ago
No way. I'd never waste a pack of wieners on a girl.
4 years ago
Always the practical one are we?
4 years ago
Fake. Muchoers aren't circumcised.
4 years ago
Fact: Girls dig circumcised dick over non circumcised.
4 years ago
I agree with you, Sprinkles. Re-read my comment.
4 years ago
*I
4 years ago
Foreskin makes me want to vomit
4 years ago
man... I nearly really fucked up with what I was gonna reply just then.
4 years ago
Wat was is!
4 years ago
* MetalFace throws package of weiners at toaster *
4 years ago
I don't like hot dogs :(
4 years ago
4 years ago
What kind of weiners do you have in a package...
4 years ago
Idk, I got them from jrob.
4 years ago
I probably don't want those either :(
4 years ago
Yeah, I'm just trying to get rid of them....
4 years ago
Dush would take them
4 years ago
it was "I could use all the dick I get" meaning I have a foreskin.

Which came out even worse as "I need all the dick I can get"
4 years ago
Like you would pass up free food.
4 years ago
Burns like that are what cause global warming.
4 years ago
Foreskin is so gross :(
4 years ago
i never even knew that there was such a thing as a foreskin until i was 15, fact
4 years ago
* makodragon foreskin suffocates toaster *
4 years ago
only those with foreskin will get that joke
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
I guess I'm not cool enough

* MetalFace looks down at crotch in shame *
4 years ago
* TheAllMightyToaster never gets drawn by mako now *
4 years ago
you can always change my mind with tits
4 years ago
Those days have passed me young sir :/
4 years ago
EOF: cannot comprehend

I'm not sure I'm your junior
4 years ago
You don't know me!
4 years ago
well, either way tits are persuasive
4 years ago
can I call you ma'am?
4 years ago
I don't think she called you younger than her.
4 years ago
* smerf is circumsized *


Just FYI, in case you didn't know already.
4 years ago
I didn't know, thanks for that.
4 years ago
There's always that one hotdog with the weird limp at the end.
4 years ago
That one's squidley's
4 years ago
is it just me or does this seem reposty?
4 years ago
From a porn blooper kinda Instructional Video on porn for amateurs.
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
the dangers of porno or whatever
hilarious
4 years ago
Pretzel Hotdogs are pretty good. With some cheddar cheese dipping sauce.
4 years ago
ever had a deep fried wiener?
4 years ago
I watched Deep Fried America or something. They call them Rippers?
4 years ago
they go right thru you with 0% digestion
4 years ago
Nope never had one.
4 years ago
"ttthhhoooooooplop"
4 years ago
"flooosplash"
4 years ago
* possum makes more dubstep noises *
4 years ago
So we get free hotdogs?
Where the fuck is mine?
4 years ago
*crickets

we gave yours to punky
4 years ago
zeke didnt send you pics of his? i think we have a few of them on here :(
4 years ago
pretty sure we suggested him dressing up his minislug as a person and he did it
4 years ago
might have dreamt that
4 years ago
what actually happens to every new female member is zeke falls in love with them ...cause theyre different...then they slightly ignore him..then theyre a whore
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure we just found out zeke is gay. No homo.
4 years ago
Even the non whore ones huh dik
4 years ago
Zeke is only like 3% gay just ask him
4 years ago
hes 37% gay
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/5giYIhf.jpg
4 years ago
whore
4 years ago
i just reported spam to admin
4 years ago
...which will then get posted to Facebook.....which will soon be repostable here.
4 years ago
Can you imagine the carnage if squidley figures this out...
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/FSyoygi.jpg
4 years ago
wow.
4 years ago
yikes :(
4 years ago
See, I had this all set up with a matching title. Remember that yak....back in the early days when we used to "upload" images?
4 years ago
tell me bout the rabbits claude
4 years ago
they were screaming.... =(
4 years ago
no wait...I'm thinking of lambs. ..=/
4 years ago
what... the hell... is going on
4 years ago
just a normal douchebaggy thursday on MS, sweetmeat
4 years ago
at least pick one where im not hammered
4 years ago
jebus
4 years ago
possum@muchomail.com


i promises to never share
4 years ago
yes this thread is prime example for keeping things private
4 years ago
this will not end well.
4 years ago
agreed
4 years ago
RIP MUCHO
4 years ago
Hahahahaha!

Its funny cause its true
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/oFjrrgO.jpg
4 years ago
k now jrob post something stupid
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/vgVWHZO.jpg
4 years ago
.....did you just call yak master?


What a slimey suckup :(
4 years ago
Was not my intention :(
4 years ago
dugface
4 years ago
Dammit I'm mad.
4 years ago
Every time i see possums avy i ask myself when i made that comment
4 years ago
ima keeping this avy til things calm down, fact
4 years ago
meh - i just round a better one

* possum kicks barret to the curb *
4 years ago
Yeah you round it up posspup
4 years ago
It's a madhouse! A MADHOUSE!!!!
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/nbu9QDH.gif
4 years ago
THANK YOU BASED DOGE
4 years ago
I feel like a caveman linking boring old mucho posts.
4 years ago
* possum logs into alt account to double stfu metal's link *
4 years ago
get with it karl marx
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/Jkdc4rS.jpg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/m0yRBie.jpg
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/upopWtu.gif
4 years ago
ok im going to bed now
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/FgMGNLo.gif
4 years ago
lol where did that come from?
4 years ago
Made it a while back, never posted it.
4 years ago
like a tennis racket on fire
4 years ago
starwars :(
4 years ago
The head shapes were too similar to overlook.
4 years ago
thats pretty funny sir
4 years ago
lol nice avy
4 years ago
meh - imgur is fair game now i guess
4 years ago
well done metal
4 years ago
I didn't know we can use images from imgur now .
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/YzQyYYW.png
4 years ago
Well it's a good thing you got imgur links to work
4 years ago
AGH ENTERTAINMENT OVERLOAD
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/L9oRkaP.png
4 years ago
Hahaha
4 years ago
its funny cuz thats really me
4 years ago
That's interesting, you could almost say....
You are the most interesting yak in the world

http://i.imgur.com/ysjabPm.jpg

* Barret puts on sunglasses *


YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (pepsi)
4 years ago
Teach me, master.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/t57rNU9.gif
4 years ago
And I was so close..

http://i.imgur.com/abvBq.gif
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/sdchtO3.jpg
4 years ago
its amazing how well a picture can sum up what you are thinking sometimes :(
4 years ago
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130512101948/glee/images/9/99/Funny-gifs-aww-snap.gif
now for the shit to hit the fan if i can get this working ;/
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
4 years ago
BACK TO THE DRAWERING BOARD
4 years ago
whoa - sorry
4 years ago
inb4 direct linking of entire wikipedia pages
4 years ago
eee?
4 years ago
next is vampirefreaks profile snippet links? :(
4 years ago
wario livejournal posts?

WHERE DOES IT END
4 years ago
haychew
4 years ago
plantshitsblog.swe
4 years ago
* Barret collapses into bed and chuckles self to sleep *
4 years ago
Entire wiki links?

For the love of good, can you imagine the cruelty that TR will lay upon us all!?!?!?!?

* DushanMandik runs away screaming *
4 years ago
* smerf cringes and "likes" dushan's comment. *
4 years ago
effing russia alphabet thingy still wont load - is yak that much of a racist?
4 years ago
he is... he is...
4 years ago
* possum passes out intentionally in front of a Fiat *
4 years ago
g'night sweet prince
4 years ago
g'night titless bitch?
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
another thing that happens to new female members is tr "turns on the charm" then they dont come back and jackie takes her computer away from him.....like a pair of bitches..each outwhining the other
4 years ago
I argue with myself in the mirror, before I head off to work sometimes. It's therapeutic. 8P
4 years ago
the punky chronicles....the final chapter...the heat was stubborn and cruel....punky had accidentally mistaken his air conditioner for the microwave an after stuffing it full of popcorn had rendered it useless....he couldnt sleep ....unbearable heat....he got up out of his sweaty bed and walked to the kitchen to soak his face in the icewater he had prepared earlier....he opened the fridge...took out the jug of water and poured it in his mouth...on his chest.......relief...maybe now he could get some sleep...he walked back towards his bedroom...he burped...."im mr burpy" he thought to himself...he burst into hysterics...."mr burpy" he repeated over and over....the funniest thing he had ever heard....nearly 2 hours later he finally stopped laughing,,,because he had a stroke.....he did not survive.......the end
4 years ago
Oh that punky
4 years ago
RIP punky
4 years ago
i tried reading that to deja just now out loud and i am literally in tears from laughing
4 years ago
damnn
* L0RD_QU3S0 laughed so much, my lungs hurt *
4 years ago
Not only has my awesome comment about Mr Burpy gone, my like from Diks story has gone. :(
4 years ago
yu can relike it sir
4 years ago
I'm gonna miss the chronicles badly.
4 years ago
False .... most on here are just cocktail wieners
4 years ago
You're the wurst
4 years ago
I don't recall sending a dick picture to any of the girls on mucho. Unless it was that uhh... Toaster chick?
4 years ago
* possum joins Team JustinBailey *
4 years ago
hah toaster is sneaky.
4 years ago
Ha, The Nostalgia Chick
4 years ago
i knew someone else saw that!!
3 years ago
Unfortunantly this happens even when a woman shows her all.
3 years ago
recover password
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