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My father-In -Law died this morning, ended my job from the temp service, and drank a lot of whiskey tonight, I'm sorry dik

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by toolman961

submitted September 9th 2013

95 comments
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Fuck You, from the dog
4 years ago
* Magawd pats the tool man on the back *
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
just sad
4 years ago
Sorry about your skittles problem.. we call them "targets"..
4 years ago
pssssst..tool



i think i saw some niggers on your sidewalk
4 years ago
also the titans....really?
4 years ago
SSHHH.. talking affects your aim..
4 years ago
are you coming on to me?
4 years ago
shut up and shoot the skittles..
4 years ago
Your such a fag..
4 years ago
you're*
4 years ago
and a pansy too..
4 years ago
your a pansy
4 years ago
I believe I saw smerf.
4 years ago
* yak keeps holding finger there *
4 years ago
Oh, everyone is holding their fingers there.
4 years ago
tool...... you so need to move
4 years ago
You two need a reality show.
4 years ago
Trust me, it's not the Indians I worry about. You should see my Muslim video.
4 years ago
and how much labia do you hang dipshitbot?
4 years ago
Why are you so butthurt with me anyways?
4 years ago
from the daughter sub that was deleted would be my guess
4 years ago
ohw fuck - i remember now
4 years ago
You mean when I said a couple dumb jokes just like everyone else?
4 years ago
that was a nice thread
4 years ago
plantshit wasnt around, sooooo....
4 years ago
I have no beef with toolman.
4 years ago
sub a Zapp vid for him!
4 years ago
!
4 years ago
No, when I reached out before, plantshit and Iranian were assholes. When I asked for help one time because I had nowhere else to turn besides the therapists who just want their money, urkelbot turned on me. I even said I had no beef but he said I never was your friend. take it s you may, I like my friends.
4 years ago
* possum tiptoes away from his friend toolman and this thread *
4 years ago
I got no beef. Hold a grudge if you like.
4 years ago
I'm like an elephant, fat and stupid but never forgets.
4 years ago
I don't think elephants are considered stupid....
4 years ago
* possum sighs...he wasnt being malicious or anything, tool *
4 years ago
pretty sure we all were
4 years ago
I remember it quite well poss
4 years ago
not beyond normal MS standards though
4 years ago
fuck it
4 years ago
* possum subs a softcore porno trailer vid now *
4 years ago
that being said, and being true, we're still human right? No matter which way you hang.
4 years ago
Igot no family
4 years ago
So who do I talk too?
4 years ago
My guns???
4 years ago
No
4 years ago
I'm starting to feel like dik.
4 years ago
* possum buys Toolman a kitten *
4 years ago
(for target practice)
4 years ago
if you bought it, I can't shoot it.
4 years ago
* possum drives to PA for a drive-by kittening *
4 years ago
I protect my kitty shit!
4 years ago
toolman has possibly worse luck than i do
4 years ago
but better hair.
4 years ago
duh
4 years ago
I have my curls.
4 years ago
is yak still doing the mohawk thingy?
4 years ago
ad is it still purple and such?
4 years ago
i think he has a perm now
4 years ago
permanent what?
4 years ago
tatt of a pink unicorn
4 years ago
(deja needed the practice)
4 years ago
i like my koi videos more :(
4 years ago
That's the one from the rain storm!
4 years ago
ohhhhh no the rainstorm one was just it raining insanely.... the koi ones are usually tours of the yard and shit ;p
4 years ago
well you haven't kept me informed sir.
4 years ago
Seriously, everything in the description happened today. But on a brighter note, the girl, who I call stepdaughter is on the road to recovery. She's one pound heavier then she was three years ago when HE?R shit started. :)
4 years ago
is she legal yet?
4 years ago
bowchickawow
4 years ago
one more year but I'm sniffing her panties now!
4 years ago
* jrob2020 slicks back eyebrows *
4 years ago
what the :(
4 years ago
No, don't get me wrong. I don't raid her bedroom, I just wait until she forgets to put them in the hamper and leaves them on the floor.
4 years ago
there's nothing wrong with that is there?
4 years ago
besides, she smells like her mother so I still can't get off.
4 years ago
it would be kinda weird if you got them out of the hamper
4 years ago
so I'm still okay, right?
4 years ago
* jrob2020 calls cps *
4 years ago
Damn, she's taking a shower now.
4 years ago
hope she forgets her panties.
4 years ago
if you're creepong jrob out theres something wrong
4 years ago
remember, there's lots of whiskey involved in this conversation
4 years ago
Do i want to click on this vid?
4 years ago
is that a no?
4 years ago
* possum watches tomorrow morning when i'm hungover and drinking gatorade *
4 years ago
i thought you were on the phone describing the carnage
4 years ago
I made it look like that so not to disturb the Indians.
4 years ago
tool i like the old school superman swoop
4 years ago
I'm hip
4 years ago
You sure as hell dont look hip
4 years ago
that is some sexy hair.
4 years ago
I am going to post a video of my self someday..SOON!, the good thing about it, you can't chop it..
4 years ago
stfu you donkey fucking piece of shit
4 years ago
You should enter a John Goodman look-a-like contest. Or better yet convince your wife to dress up like Roseanne so you have the ultimate halloween costume.
4 years ago
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