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A Good Way To Get Pulled Over

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by thatdude420

submitted September 7th 2013

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A Good Way To Get Pulled Over
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I realized the other day that I had accumulated a nice little rape kit in the backseat of my car. Duct tape, rope, work gloves, bleach....
4 years ago
Bleach? Sounds like the makings of a rape/murder kit.
4 years ago
I stopped carrying my grooming/first aid kit kind of for the same reason :( If I ever get pulled over I don't want to have to explain it
4 years ago
Or maybe he is into blondes. So he kidnaps the girls bleach their hair then rapes them.
4 years ago
I don't know what this country's coming to if you have to explain a first aid kit...
4 years ago
Bleach is to destroy the 'dna'
4 years ago
Well mine isn't like "oh I cut my finger" it has like syringes, medications, suture kits .. shit like that. So when I go help groom or butcher or what ever I'm ready. It got to a point that I had to start signing for syringes at the pharmacy because I bought so many. I think they thought I was a drug addict
4 years ago
So you pour it into them?
4 years ago
I don't, no.
4 years ago
Nothing like a forced bleach bath after a rape in the morning
4 years ago
So you just pull out? What about the pre-cum myth?
4 years ago
Sodomy. Ex-lax.
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure even if your rapin a bitch you should wrap it up because you don't know where her cooch has been :(
4 years ago
you're* raping*
4 years ago
Who said anything about her cooch?
4 years ago
okay how about any semi permeable membrane that could potentially infect you and make your penis fall off and then you die*
4 years ago
That's why you go for virgins.
4 years ago
You don't know they're virgins
4 years ago
They could also be virgins who had an open sore in their mouth from biting their cheek and then sucked a dude off and got HIV ..or maybe they shoot up? YOU DONT KNOW THEM trust no one
4 years ago
ahhh...
4 years ago
Bleach bath is probably a good way to prevent Stockholm syndrome. Clingy ass bitches...
4 years ago
I have that problem ALL the time..
4 years ago
Go on...
4 years ago
* jrob2020 unzips *
4 years ago
bitches aint shit but hos n tricks
4 years ago
Yes, quite.

* MetalFace blows bubbles from pipe *
4 years ago
pip pip
4 years ago
That's why I keep my tailgate closed.
4 years ago
You own a pickup ?
4 years ago
I've posted it on here.
4 years ago
looks like this wasn't a repost
4 years ago
old though
4 years ago
it came to my attention on my rather lackadaisical efforts to find unsee material but i didn't feel like searching for it...something like this could have almost anything for a title from back in the sliver age of ms
4 years ago
I dunno, this is too fucking old to not be a repost.
4 years ago
tagless
4 years ago
not just tagless, but the title and description were rarely useful for searching in the good old days.
4 years ago
Not even.
4 years ago
Even
4 years ago
dumb fucks always ruin shit like this for the rest of us, yes...rest assured there will be some old fucks callin the 5-0 about some girl being tied up in a truck....then youll have that time where there really WAS a girl tied up & we thought it was a sticker.........
4 years ago
Don't ever say "us".

It makes me feel dirty.
4 years ago
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