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Happy b mehday toirt

I've been entertaining you for four years.

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by Squidley

submitted September 5th 2013

116 comments
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Happy b mehday toirt
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Damn curser.
4 years ago
No, I think 'Happy Mehday' is right.
4 years ago
Upvote for the title.
4 years ago
You're a damn curser. Potty mouth.
4 years ago
same. For the title and the shitty stock photo
4 years ago
and for saying "damn curser"
4 years ago
He's probably talking about the witch who curses his subs.
4 years ago
That isn't a nice thing to say about Oster :(
4 years ago
On the contrary,I commend him. The anti-video charm still holds to this day.
4 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
happy birthday.....to myself.......with watermark
:(
4 years ago
"happy b mehday toirt"
4 years ago
Squidley I looked for a big bush birthday cake just for you.
Couldn't find one.
4 years ago
http://www.hollyandtheicing.com/wp-content/uploads/photo.jpg
4 years ago
not hairy enough for squid
4 years ago
That's all he could afford of social security.
4 years ago
I remember when i was a kid, woke up one morning, saw my stepdad and mom in the kitchen, he had made a cake just like that for her birthday, only extra large. My mom said "i stood model".....soul ruined for life.
4 years ago
THANKS FOR BRINGING THIS UP FUCKHOLES
4 years ago
sometimes I think your life should be a sitcom, Barret
4 years ago
* Barret slits wrists *
4 years ago
lmao
4 years ago
*wakes up from bed on floor*
*sees vagina cake*
"MOOOOOM!"
**studio audience laughs**
4 years ago
:(((((((((((
4 years ago
hahahha come on thats hilarious!
4 years ago
My mom was quite the large female, she used to stay up all night and play video games, then sleep all day, naked, with the bedroom door open, the bedroom was usually too hot so she kicked her blanket off. Lets just say....i don't need a model to bake a cake.....

*que canned laughter*
4 years ago
sounds like a pretty awesome life.
4 years ago
Still get nervous around open doors
4 years ago
hahahha
4 years ago
Happy Mucho Day Squid
4 years ago
oh my god the title is perfect
4 years ago
i just now stopped laughing......wait.....
4 years ago
I'm upvoting for the title alone.
4 years ago
happy b mehday to irt... happy b mehday to irt.... HAPPY b MEHDAY TO IRRRT.... HAPPY B MEHDAY to irt...
n an oorm......
4 years ago
best squidley post ever.
4 years ago
what n maroon
4 years ago
hahahahahhaa say that out loud.
4 years ago
cool - squid might yet survive
4 years ago
I just might stay up all night just to be here when fries see this.
4 years ago
comedy is not pretty
4 years ago
Has clod gone to bed yet ?
4 years ago
Happy Mucho Day Squiggle.
4 years ago
I can't believe it's been four years already.
4 years ago
seems about 8, due to all the reposting
4 years ago
In Squid years maybe.
4 years ago
It is 8 if you count his other accounts.
4 years ago
Actually 9.
4 years ago
does that count his inactive time?

better get possum on that...doing those sorts of calculations are kind of his "thing"
4 years ago
Inactive time counts according to you
4 years ago
i just go by what the site states
4 years ago
Have a shitty Mehday you old person you.
4 years ago
squidley > you

fuckoff
4 years ago
Everyone>You

fuckoff
4 years ago
I tell everyone to have a shitty muchoday/birthday. It's nothing personal. I like squidley.
4 years ago
how ironic of you
4 years ago
fucking asswipe hasn't been here long enough to do anything on a regular basis

* Magawd flips the bird *
4 years ago
Unless that is shaved shit on the cake, I'm having a hard time finding the Mucho.
4 years ago
Right behind the giant watermark.
4 years ago
HAHAHA!
4 years ago
shut up fagget
4 years ago
Yeah..faggo
4 years ago
Happy MS day... And many more?
4 years ago
I sure hope not
4 years ago
I don't feel entertained
4 years ago
twss
4 years ago
You enormous bag of selfcongratulating shit
4 years ago
I do hereby pledge to post less and less often and try not to repost. My posts probably won't be worth shit but at least I'm trying.
4 years ago
just be yourself squids
4 years ago
I just try to be entertaining.
4 years ago
more nam stories
those are entertaining
* xzekiel gets juice box and sits on rug *

whenever you're ready
4 years ago
My fingers smell like pussy
4 years ago
Mine smell like vinegary balls.
4 years ago
Cool
4 years ago
It's the damn south. I shower, and after my first sweat they already stink :(
4 years ago
I have no excuse, besides not washing my hands after I groped myself
4 years ago
I could probably stop scratching my balls, but that ain't gonna happen.
4 years ago
you know if you washed them they wouldn't itch....just sayin
4 years ago
See above comment about my showering. And most of the time I do it out of boredom. Idle hands spend time at the genitals.
4 years ago
Oh look! loslobos baited a nice hook for you guys. C'mon now.... go on.
4 years ago
by "hook," do you mean "her" tranny peen?
4 years ago
Yea.. Or I was joking
4 years ago
she b fishin'
4 years ago
Hi, we never talked but I usually joke around. Just to clarify. And to kill the joke
4 years ago
* OhSnap looks around *
4 years ago
Silly me... I'm sorry. A sexy young woman who posts nudes and (not so) subtle innuendos on this website is completely new to me. Seriously... it's never been done. You joke too?! Wow... you're an enigma!
4 years ago
Oh cause of that I can't pull a joke? Since when does that rule apply
4 years ago
I didn't say that... I'm saying at least own up to your game. It's very obvious.
4 years ago
Firstly, sexual innuendos aren't part of my gag usually. You found the only one I pulled so far, and jumped at the chance to point it out. Cool
4 years ago
Mkay if you say so.
4 years ago
And all these guys showing dick and ass pics, are gonna have a chat with them too, next time they say fap?
4 years ago
If you two are gonna fight can you pull each others clothes off too?
4 years ago
Gtfo Zeke, girl talk
4 years ago
If only it worked for women the same way it does for men on the internet. If only.
4 years ago
loslobos is breaking gender stereotypes one tampon string at a time.
4 years ago
Ya if only. Funny that. Still the only thing that's consistent is women jumping the chance to lower other women.
4 years ago
It was a good one huh
4 years ago
If you knew me at all, you'd know that I don't do that (anymore). I like all the girls here and I don't talk shit about girls who show their bholes and vulvas and all. Do what you like! I don't care! Please don't act like you are somehow different from the rest, though. You are boring.
4 years ago
I act as I want. You don't get to decide anything about my behavior. And I'll return the favour
4 years ago
* OhSnap grins *


okay. I have to go do adult things :( good talking to you! I'm glad we got that all cleared up.
4 years ago
Talk about boring...
4 years ago
* Sinaitis fapped to convo between los and Ohsnap *

Just sayin.
4 years ago
Still not banned then .....
4 years ago
oh just shut the fuck up fries
4 years ago
Come to England and say that
4 years ago
Fuck England
and fuck you
4 years ago
Squidley must be sucking yak-penis not to get banned by now
4 years ago
He's more of an asset here than you are
4 years ago
Don't make me come to Mexico and kick your ass zeke
4 years ago
* xzekiel shakes maracas *
4 years ago
Fuck you and your fish n chips
4 years ago
Squidley is an ass
4 years ago
And mucho has enough ass already
4 years ago
You're all the ass mucho needs, fries.
4 years ago
Leave fish n chips alone!
4 years ago
Sorry, for you I will
4 years ago
Fuck fries though
4 years ago
Are those like Freedom Fries but with extra salt?
4 years ago
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