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Zeke's thought process on any given night

Never fails does it?

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by Sprinkles

submitted September 2nd 2013

176 comments
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Zeke's thought process on any given night
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gaythrob to the rescue...
4 years ago
I can't stop laughing... I really can't...
4 years ago
I know, right?
4 years ago
And to think it goes on every night.. More Laughter..
4 years ago
Yeah.....death threats mean you're truly laughing....
4 years ago
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4 years ago
most people here get butthurt....akameldon strokes his gun
4 years ago
I dont own one you idiot.. I have a lawnmower..
4 years ago
Who doesn't? I also like to stroke my axe... just in case there are some voices dissing me somewhere...
4 years ago
I don't own one either. I have a blender.
4 years ago
do you believe everything you hear sprinkles?
4 years ago
I have an electric whippersnipper - I have to make sure anyone who pisses me off is within 100 feet of a plug...
4 years ago
Zeke, I'll fucking kill you.
4 years ago
Lol...
4 years ago
Not if I kill you first.
4 years ago
You dun done it now severum!!!
4 years ago
* Akameldon cleans and oils his chainsaw and speaks softly to it.. *
4 years ago
Zeke, I'll shove hot macaroni and cheese in your foreskin.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles picks up his potato peeler and whooshes it through the air like an airplane *vroooom!* *
4 years ago
Mmmmm, dick cheese and macaroni!

Someone call billyMayBeQueer and weegawd - dinner's ready!
4 years ago
Joke's on you new guy, I don't have foreskin.
4 years ago
Those are Cheetos you mope
4 years ago
Blow the gaythrob conch zekie, you know he's dying to join in...
4 years ago
I'll stretch it out and rubber band it.
4 years ago
Dush, I knew this but you find a gif with mac and cheese.
4 years ago
j to the r to the o o b
i need you now mr 2020

that was my rap
(someone needs to ppp tsssk)
4 years ago
do you guys like it?
4 years ago
It needs some Ba-doom, bap, badoom-boom bap! Ya know?
4 years ago
gaythrob better hurry up, those stfu's aren't going to give themselves out...
4 years ago
behold the circle
it has neither start nor end
not unlike the sea
4 years ago
Jorb has abandoned you for crawfish and piss warm budlight.

It
4 years ago
* Sprinkles strikes the bell and ooohms... *
4 years ago
^at possum's words of wisdom
4 years ago
lt?
4 years ago
His train of thought has derailed
4 years ago
i won a 7th-grade haiku contest with that one
4 years ago
* DushanMandik waves hand *


You didn't see that.
4 years ago
Nice.
4 years ago
^at possum
4 years ago
Dush: keep it up and you'll soon be able to give zeke a run for his money..
4 years ago
And you guy's wonder why I talk to my chainsaw..
4 years ago
* Sprinkles hands AKA a gram of weed... *


But you and me - we cool, right????
4 years ago
Yeah, we're ok..
4 years ago
* xzekiel pushes buttons on blender *

vroooooooooooo!
4 years ago
Life with Zeke.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5mMQUX1Lok
4 years ago
* xzekiel goes back to Hard Knocks *
4 years ago
* Heather backs out slowly... *
4 years ago
* DushanMandik trips heather *


* DushanMandik points and laughs *


Now's your chance zekie!
4 years ago
* severum grabs Heather by the hair and sits her in a chair so she can watch *
4 years ago
that made no sense....
4 years ago
* xzekiel helps heather up and firebombs this thread *
4 years ago
* Akameldon beats severum with a tire iron, unties Heather from her chair and leaves.. *
4 years ago
* possum slaps my dead cat *
4 years ago
Is that a euphemism?
4 years ago
what the..
4 years ago
You stepped into some deep doo-doo Heather...
4 years ago
nope
4 years ago
he dead?
4 years ago
i'll tell you when you're older
4 years ago
* Sprinkles kicks the dirt and walks away grumbling *
4 years ago
I didn't tie Heather to a chair. I just sat her down. She could've left at any moment.

Such violence aka.
4 years ago
I dont trust you..
* Akameldon ties severum to a chair and continues the tire iron beating.. you should not have pulled her hair.. *
4 years ago
even when you're trying to be nice and/or funny......
it comes off as creepy
4 years ago
Welcome to my world..
4 years ago
* xzekiel promptly leaves *
4 years ago
that dick gif with the cheetos freaks me out
4 years ago
waste of perfectly good food huh chubs?
4 years ago
disturbing....
1 year ago
even by my standards...
1 year ago
hahahahahahahaahhaahahahah
oh man... im lucky i wasnt drinking when i looked at this
4 years ago
one beer
two beer
sambu*SPIN*
im like in tears loling so much
4 years ago
It fits so nicely don't it?
4 years ago
its like running so nicely
white knighting loslobos and shit
then 1 comment about being schizophrenic *WOOSH*
4 years ago
* Akameldon throws lawnmower at Yak.. *
4 years ago
I wonder what the gauge on the wall is measuring....
4 years ago
well at least you finally learned how to spell it yak
4 years ago
3 24s @ 8
4 years ago
brainpower
4 years ago
brainpower indeed
4 years ago
i am currently watching a movie and smoking quite a bit of dope and just checking in - anything MS worthy going on?
4 years ago
No...go back to Little Women....
4 years ago
shows how much you know - it's driving miss daisy
4 years ago
that will smith is a helluva actor
4 years ago
yassum
4 years ago
possum out VEVO vids later after movie maybe
4 years ago
Well said.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
(I think he's really watching Frankenstein)
4 years ago
could be Tarzan...
4 years ago
I have no gift.....bring....parumm......
4 years ago
poss?
4 years ago
he's probably at the Jessica Tandy spongebath scene.
4 years ago
wut?
4 years ago
whatchaaa watchinnnnnnnn...
4 years ago
not telling cause yall will spoiler it for me
4 years ago
Oh, I know..."Remains of the Day"
4 years ago
I think he's distracted.... but I'm guessing Sharknado
4 years ago
Don't feel bad....I'm watching "The Great Gatsby"
4 years ago
I *was* watching some show about this guy and his family prepping for the apocalypse... reminded me why I dont watch tv.
4 years ago
dammit dammit dammit - movie tyme nao
4 years ago
whatever!
4 years ago
but first, a batman vid
4 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
I CANT STOP WATCHING AND IMAGINING THIS AS ZEKES BRAIN
4 years ago
it's the little things....
4 years ago
Twss
4 years ago
Poor zeke
4 years ago
* xzekiel weeps softly and clutches ezo's shirt *
4 years ago
Any bets on when magic hour is tonight?
4 years ago
The suspender is killing me...
4 years ago
Looks like you're filling in for me tonight.
4 years ago
Please, you flatter me... I would never steal another man's position.
4 years ago
your knees look scuffed.
4 years ago
What are you doing down there anyways?
4 years ago
zzzz
4 years ago
Get some rest - you look like shit.
4 years ago
im white....
4 years ago
*dirty jew faggot
4 years ago
Trolls are so....2011...

* possum snootles off *
4 years ago
A dirty jew faggot*
4 years ago
Whammo! That was harsh...
4 years ago
bullshit.
4 years ago
When was the last time you washed yourself?
4 years ago
You look like you're gonna slide right out of that greasy chair.
4 years ago
yep, greasy. Just a greasy jew rat.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles rubs hands together in a sinister way "Yes, yes... let the self-loathing flow through you..." *
4 years ago
you suck at this.
4 years ago
* Sprinkles looks at awwster's picture and feels the need to wash his hands for some reason... *
4 years ago
are you sure you have permission to use mommy's bathroom?
4 years ago
* Sprinkles reaches for a tube of anti-fungal creme just in case... *
4 years ago
There's gotta be some retard forum it's pulling all these "insults" from.
4 years ago
did anyone ask you to open your cock-locker?
4 years ago
oh - you meant awwwwster? Fuck, I know...
4 years ago
Kindergarten rules...
4 years ago
stfu
4 years ago
Blow me, retard.
4 years ago
i think it's asking for a freshie....
4 years ago
rish level
4 years ago
So this lady has a peni?
4 years ago
* Sprinkles grabs his hand sanitizer and climbs out of this sub.... *
4 years ago
thread*
4 years ago
NOPE STILL NOT OLD
4 years ago
It will be fresh for as long as MS lives...
4 years ago
so, november then?
4 years ago
if that
4 years ago
... so be it.
4 years ago
#yolo
4 years ago
Got any more mind-expanding haiku's to drop on us, Poss?
4 years ago
Thunder storm outside and my dog is scared shitless...
4 years ago
you're doing it wrong, lady
4 years ago
forgot the break and the last line
4 years ago
Cram it, Tom Thumb...
4 years ago
^zeke
4 years ago
thats only 4
4 years ago
sorry....

what a fucking noob
you're doing it wrong lady
y u no haiku
4 years ago
no addsies
4 years ago
Post it in it's entirety...
4 years ago
stfu you water buffalo
4 years ago
i wrote a haiku
about a bird's death by cat
way better than this
4 years ago
Yak: Did you know Zeke threatened me with a gun tonight? Claims he was joking, but I doubt it...
4 years ago
Post it or stfu
4 years ago
BANHAMMER!
4 years ago
that's a short haiku
4 years ago
memory fails me
the last line was something like
feline licks its lips
4 years ago
try again...
4 years ago
no haiku, no claim to besting Possum.
4 years ago
why must i try when
the only one to impress
is this lady noob
4 years ago
* Sprinkles mehs *
4 years ago
* DushanMandik rubs acid on sprinkles tampons *
4 years ago
possum has scampered
all motivation is lost
* xzekiel sleeps *
4 years ago
I have awoken Please harm yourself The world is better now..
4 years ago
5 - 7 - 5 aka!
4 years ago
i beleive i tried to warn sprinks et al aboot trying to troll zeke didnt i?
4 years ago
has you any regrets yet?
4 years ago
Trying?
Have you not noticed that's what everyone here does to each other in different ways?
Why would anyone have regrets?
4 years ago