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Too Much Sunscreen

Paleface dies without a tan.

featuredgross

by severum

submitted August 30th 2013

47 comments
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Too Much Sunscreen
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that's more marine organisms
4 years ago
i mean, land organisms will do the same.....eat the soft spots first
4 years ago
we're all organisms now aren't we?
4 years ago
Yes Zeke, good observation.
4 years ago
thank you
4 years ago
i'm pretty fackin smart
4 years ago
That is probably a FutureMarine's organism.
4 years ago
More sun jerky..
4 years ago
Oh my goodness.

Those trunks are hideous.
4 years ago
twerking accident
4 years ago
What? That doesnt even make sense Yak, c'mon. =[
4 years ago
twerked himself to death. tragic
4 years ago
if that doesnt make sense than you just dont get it
4 years ago
FREE CHM!
4 years ago
Twerking? Help us out here, Jay Leno.
4 years ago
i mean seriously - if you wanna unleash the hounds,

cruel uber boner
4 years ago
How about Jackumms?
4 years ago
even freshie uber boner
4 years ago
uh
you realize cruelhm has like... never actually been banned right?
he came back when mucho 'came back' and i ran him off when i brought up some stuff i found out about him and thejew
never to be seen again
4 years ago
4 years ago
jackumms?
4 years ago
@yak - naw i ever heard any of that story, sorry
4 years ago
I know what twerking is. I just don't understand how it connects in this context. He died after twerking too much by himself on the beach?
4 years ago
THINK FOR A SECOND
4 years ago
Juxtaposition

Juxtaposition is a literary technique which causes the audience to compare two elements simply because they are placed next to each other. When the comparison is unexpected, it creates irony. In some cases, this can be created through grammatical ambiguity. For example "My wife.. it's the same every night. 'when are you going to paint the kitchen?' 'When are you going to paint the kitchen?', every bloody night. 'When are you going to paint the kitchen?'. I've told her about 10 times now, and she still hasn't done it". In this case, until the punch-line, the audience generally assumes that the woman is giving the orders to the man.
4 years ago
you people talk too much
4 years ago
and by "you people" i mean noobs
4 years ago
Get to bed...
4 years ago
Stumped
4 years ago
* xzekiel throws sprinkles a bone *

go get it
4 years ago
I'm sure it's very clever if you think so.
4 years ago
shut the fuck up rollo
sprinkes is a noob
you're a fucking nobody
now get the fuck out
you wannabe faggot
4 years ago
Zeeeeke, this is your conscience talking... maybe you'd better shut the fuck up and get to bed.... your father expects more from yooooou, stop fucking around with your life....
4 years ago
* Sprinkles hides the axe... *
4 years ago
I wanna know what his dad expects from him... does he expect Zeke to tickle his taint?
4 years ago
That's how he earns his allowance I guess...
4 years ago
wait zeke - is that shakespearian or nonshakespearian sonnet form?
4 years ago
non...
4 years ago
I bet he was a ginger. Speaking of which, what happened to Smerf?

* Mannynub ponders *
4 years ago
Isn't he in England right now., 0.o
4 years ago
That was Louis C.K.. I'm sure of it.
4 years ago
the fuck is nipple doing in england - partying with seagull?
4 years ago
I'm not sure, but he mentioned a wedding I think?
4 years ago
last seen 1 day ago
4 years ago
I wont be in England until April.
4 years ago
Where in England will you be Smerf?
4 years ago
Nice open casket shot. He looks so peaceful
4 years ago
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