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Punky 's mother gets some fan mail

bless his little retarded heart.

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by Jenbirdy

submitted August 30th 2013

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Punky 's mother gets some fan mail
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!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Hi my cute little bitch ! :)
4 years ago
Punky's mother's dead jenbirdy, good fucking going.
4 years ago
she died of embarrassment obviously
4 years ago
well test tubes are very fragile...
4 years ago
Not very nice akai
4 years ago
I'm disappointed in you JB.....not because of Punky, because you broke the red-headed avvy combo...
4 years ago
yeah, I changed it back to Lucy pretty quick but looks like it didn't work :(
4 years ago
waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh......
4 years ago
try it with this one
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/redhead-gif.gif?w=306
4 years ago
^nice mucho kill faggot weazl
4 years ago
Or this one:
http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/sexy/grand/Busty-Redhead1.gif
4 years ago
I don't think random hot gingers is really jb's style.
4 years ago
you should try on Rita Hayworth...
4 years ago
HAI JERBY!! :}
4 years ago
Hai
4 years ago
HAI JS!!! :) whatcha been up to?
4 years ago
Hey you guys better stop having this Internet thing going on here I don't like it .
4 years ago
:)
4 years ago
cryax is a force to reckon with
4 years ago
hush up cryax... im trying to tell Jerby about my summer... go back to the losers table...

* JerkStore points to back corner of cafeteria *
4 years ago
Naw fuck that ,
* cryax takes jenbirdy and strips her down and fucks her on the losers table in front of you *
4 years ago
SO ANYWAY.... I had a pretty good summer. I worked, played video games, and watched movies....
4 years ago
H.A.G.S.
4 years ago
have fun in the sun, get laid in the shade
4 years ago
sweet, I bet the summers are the perfect temperature there
4 years ago
unlike here, where hell is a very real and fiery place right outside my front door :(
4 years ago
Its rained almost every night this month... its been kind of magical. I can't stand the heat... I dont know how you do it
4 years ago
I'm jealous, we haven't had a good rain in a couple weeks, it's depressing :(


and I don't do it well.... I get pretty cranky
4 years ago
Fucking jrob reading the comments
4 years ago
fucking cryax,commenting on my reading of comments
4 years ago
So , im just pointing out that you're a fag for reading them
4 years ago
ITS TOO DAMN HOT FOR ALL THIS ARGUING...... SHIT!
4 years ago
* jrob2020 imagines jen dripping with sweat in a thin white t-shirt *
4 years ago
"a thin white t-shirt"
Huh, that is exactly what I am wearing right nao.
4 years ago
a/s/l bby?
4 years ago
40, Male, Norway
4 years ago
it is a norwadish name
4 years ago
maybe we could hook barret up
4 years ago
with him?
4 years ago
hole is hole
4 years ago
he can just call him daelene
4 years ago
What you mean hole is hole jrob.b
4 years ago
Don't tell me to stfu , I want to know what you meant bitch
4 years ago
Daelynn is not a Norwegian name, damn nornoobs
4 years ago
Speaks Dutch..
4 years ago
Interesting choice of paper....JENBIRDY
4 years ago
damn.
4 years ago
this was sent somewhere close to me, theres an army of people trying to track this woman down
4 years ago
she sould win a nobel peace prize.
4 years ago
can't blame them, her superfluous exclamation points are really aggravating
4 years ago
Dik said he wasn't gonna send that note.
4 years ago
They should start by not looking for a woman. Whoever wrote this signed it as mother to cover his tracks.
4 years ago
sherlock hotshot to the rescue
4 years ago
You live in Canaduh, too? Send some vag pics, now.
4 years ago
smooth iag
4 years ago
Hey jen, Nice avy, I have been looking for that butter dance vid for awhile.. cause its stupid, but the looks on her face when she goes down are hilarious..
4 years ago
Yeah Yeah Yeah I forgot it was here..
4 years ago
Forgot I even upvoted it..
4 years ago
Why did you downvote Los lobos ?
4 years ago
she's unhappy I downvoted some of her subs
4 years ago
I assume, she could just have a toasty sense of mucho voting
4 years ago
That's petty LL. You should both have a nude sub off to settle this dispute. Jen first
4 years ago
lol suboff
4 years ago
a suboff to see who can get the most naked...
4 years ago
why do I have to go first? everyone knows going first is the worst :(
4 years ago
To set the standard Jen..
4 years ago
Yea jenbirdy post some nakkies . It's been a while since you posted some
4 years ago
shut up cryass
4 years ago
you are that dude who ruins everything for everyone else
4 years ago
I like where this is going.
4 years ago
dingdingding
4 years ago
- says he wants to shit on your face
- asks to see you naked
4 years ago
lmfao
4 years ago
great.. now we have cryass and zeke...

well time to abandon this thread everyone... no nakkies are coming.
4 years ago
It's me who started this thread
4 years ago
Way to go guys... Yeesh..
4 years ago
fucking hell ;/
4 years ago
this is worse than ohsnaps drink story
4 years ago
Sorry squat, I've got the touch of a rapist
4 years ago
im still waiting for the end of that story...
4 years ago
Its an endearing quality in you Mak..
4 years ago
I'l always love you md.
4 years ago
This white knight gig is a piece of cake.
4 years ago
why not a 3-way suboff..heather needs to stop being so high and mighty and show some boobies and vag
4 years ago
I'm sure heather thinks she's better than all of the other sluts who post their tits
4 years ago
it makes me suspicious of her. I bet her names not even heather
4 years ago
that's her name
and her and yak are bffs
4 years ago
so i was half right
4 years ago
idk what she thinks
4 years ago
dont you dare talk about heather like that
4 years ago
all that was said about her was that she thinks she's better than others here, and i'm inclined to agree
4 years ago
who rhe fuck asked you you tank of urine
4 years ago
youve abused every chick on this site with your fucked up insecure insanity
4 years ago
every?
4 years ago
don't go raging and burning another house down now buddy
4 years ago
i ask the qustions around here butterballs
4 years ago
for what it's worth, I was speaking with my tongue in cheek. Still what makes her above being spoken to like that but not zeke?
4 years ago
¿uʍop ǝpısdn ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ɹnoʎ sı ʎɥ
4 years ago
i'm yak's sarcastic bff
4 years ago
and I talk back
she mostly just laughs shit off
4 years ago
* ʎɥʍ
4 years ago
zeke....you are living in a fantasy world...
4 years ago
nothing makes heather off limits......thing is..the only people that are worth sticking up for do not need anyones help
4 years ago
not really. you guys think i am. you think i'm drunk whenever i'm happy.....you think i have multiple personalities.....tbh idk wtf you think, but i've stopped caring. it's pretty sad that i ever cared what you two thought
4 years ago
ive got like 75 pics of heather naked.....she wont stop sending them...i thought id have to call the mounties
4 years ago
* MetalFace sidles up to dik *


4 years ago
zeke
"all that was said about her was that she thinks she's better than others here"

* Sprinkles loves the irony *
4 years ago
shut the fuck up you filthy fucking noob
4 years ago
Yes! Drunk zeke - excellent! Dance for us, delusional man!
4 years ago
* Sprinkles grabs his accordion *
4 years ago
my nuts stink
4 years ago
your breath stinks
4 years ago
your attitude stinks
4 years ago
stinks!
4 years ago
your pussy stinks,lady
4 years ago
mmmmmm, smell the love gaythrob, smell the love
4 years ago
jrob white knights zeke.....now thats funny
4 years ago
hes got your back zeke!!! hahaha
4 years ago
Have you painted the wood paneling in your trailer yet gaythrob?
4 years ago
they make a swell couple don't they Dik?
4 years ago
i live in an apartment,but tbh ive seen some pretty nice doublewides
4 years ago
fancy shit
4 years ago
fireplaces and stuff
4 years ago
9/10 would live in
4 years ago
All they need are two more fruits and they'll have their golden girls club...
4 years ago
i say my nuts stink.....and now this......
4 years ago
howdy zeker
4 years ago
* Sprinkles glares at zeke and shouts: DANCE! *
4 years ago
hi there circle head
4 years ago
idk what the old guy and the noob are talking about anymore
how you doing jrob?
4 years ago
If he had a hole on top of his head, cock-face look would be complete
4 years ago
His whiskers double as pubes...
4 years ago
not bad,long week of work,probably gonna get wasted and spam the site up
4 years ago
That's sweet how you two always have each others back... Fags of a feather fist together they say...
4 years ago
sounds like a helluva plan
4 years ago
* Sprinkles finds the usual zekie song and dance to be quite entertaining *
4 years ago
unfortunately, i gotta drink up and pass out
so i can wake up tomorrow and scrub my balls
4 years ago
Don't ever quit drinking zekie - promise us!
4 years ago
* xzekiel quits drinking *
4 years ago
All work and no hooch makes zekie... somethin, somethin...
4 years ago
i would scrub balls with you all night long,(no homo)
4 years ago
* Sprinkles shakes head at zeke and gaythrob's loving exchanges.... *
4 years ago
* Sprinkles walks away in disgust *
4 years ago
* xzekiel gets on knees with a paint stripper *

no homo
4 years ago
* jrob2020 gazes into zekes eyes all non homosexual like *
4 years ago
I don't downvote based on user, so Jen is wrong
4 years ago
Hi Los lobos ,
* cryax grabs Los lobos snatch *
4 years ago
Might aswell let go, I don't keep burritos down there
4 years ago
But you got a warm burrito I'm feeling for down there
4 years ago
I just said I didn't
4 years ago
Los, look over beaner boy. Give me five minutes with your puusy, and we'll be filling out papers, and having kids.
4 years ago
*pussy
4 years ago
I was using it as a metaphor shutup
4 years ago
How about you two thirsty mofos go at eachother instead? Both seem to have ass in common
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser shoots cryax, into DEEP SPACE. *
4 years ago
Hey punky quiefer your gun is calling you , he wants you to put the barrel inside your mouth and pull the trigger . No one wants your kids . If you were to ever have kids . First thing that should be done is be put down .
4 years ago
I'm not thirty, just trying to get laid again. 8P
4 years ago
"thirty" hahahaha
4 years ago
*thirsty
4 years ago
Oh well I'm leaving punky ruined the nice conversation me and Los were having . Hey Los one quick question , do you have blonde hair ? And what color eyes
4 years ago
cryax, you're trying to hard to be powerful, because you're lonely as fuck. SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP...YOU FAGGOT!!
4 years ago
Lol . Punky trying to hard
4 years ago
I WANT TO FUCK LOS...STEP ASIDE...YOU BURRITO HEAD MOTHER FUCKER!!!!
4 years ago
I always hear a little kid screaming when punky is trying to insult
4 years ago
Fucking retarded the both of you
* loslobos leaves this bored up thread *
4 years ago
Calm down you adopted piece of shit .
4 years ago
@cryax dude...you suck on so many levels.
4 years ago
You're hated on so many levels . No one likes you . No one takes you serious , fuck off . And die of a drug overdose you faggot
4 years ago
bye, los. 8)
4 years ago
cryax...Like I don't know this. You're making an ass outta yourself, explaining this non stop. Shut the fuck up, get a fucking clue(and a green card), AND DIE.
4 years ago
*CRICKETS*
4 years ago
I do got a green card you fucking adopted simple minded cunt . Go rot in hell with your mom you fucking no body
4 years ago
^COPY CAT FAGGOT
4 years ago
Come up with some new materiel, you taco head, bitch.
4 years ago
I ain't even entertaining your stupid ass today , I will simply let you spew your garbage to whoever wants to hear it .
4 years ago
And you say the same shit too you dumb ass how many times can you say taco head , or burrito head ? Lmao . You're so hypocritical .
4 years ago
"Welcome to Taco Bell....may I take your order?"
4 years ago
YOU GREASY WETBACK, BITCH!!!
4 years ago
LMAO Meh........
4 years ago
pmsl 8)
4 years ago
I'm still hearing a little kid screaming at me like I was beating him down in a game of callof duty
4 years ago
JS, cryax, is a GREASY WETBACK, BITCH!!! I would like to get around this, and respect him(her), but it's impossible.
4 years ago
loslobos, get your arse back here and stir this shit up some more
4 years ago
cryax is certainly in a "rapey" mood tonight huh
4 years ago
is cryax still infecting this fucking thread?
4 years ago
Rapey ? What's that mean ?
4 years ago
BAM!!!
4 years ago
aaand....cut.
4 years ago
cryax... if you can't figure it out, kill yourself
4 years ago
be a total asshole and do it with a knife.... so someone has to clean up all your blood
4 years ago
Lmao . Oh man I ruffled up some feathers tonight .
4 years ago
naw, youre just being your normal degenerate self... when you are deserving of additional propers, we'll keep you informed.
4 years ago
^JerkStore with the lay-up.
4 years ago
Naw actually I feel pretty normal now , being a broke person has made me into a normal humble guy , when I had a lot of money I spent a. Lot of it on drugs , I'm not using as much coke as I was .
4 years ago
"As much"
4 years ago
wait..that was a basketball reference?
4 years ago
ahh...

* JerkStore sheds a lonely tear *
4 years ago
Punky seems ya guys have alot more uncommon then I mentioned earlier
4 years ago
In common *
4 years ago
But like I give a fuck what you guys think of me over the Internet , none of you people done know me in real life , so i can give a fuck
4 years ago
it sounds like cryax has really turned a corner guys!
4 years ago
@los I WANT TO EAT YOUR PUSSY RIGHT NOW.
4 years ago
Nh you present yourself to be such a nice and humble guy..
4 years ago
Not really ..
4 years ago
Stfu douche
4 years ago
????
4 years ago
it's still awake?
4 years ago
Even with the slightest chance to be funny, u two fuck it up
4 years ago
god damn this refresh thingy!!!
4 years ago
I still do drugs , just Molly , if that's considered a drug, I bet once I get back on my feet , I might start doing coke again
4 years ago
Good luck, hope it kills you
4 years ago
And I will buy a computer to pwn the shit out of oster on hots
4 years ago
you guys are spazzing the fuck out... i dont do "coke" threads

http://muchosucko.com/114332/Fuck-This-Thread
4 years ago
I know, "Molly". SHE LIVES NEXT DOOR.
4 years ago
you fucking wish.
4 years ago
Los lobos try's to hard to be mean . Too bad I read instructions before I do it
4 years ago
In Mexican?
4 years ago
Sorry "Spanish"
4 years ago
In Spanish you dumb ass cunt , that's a ethnicity you stupid air head
4 years ago
That's what I wrote ^
4 years ago
punky why the fuck are you posting that gif when we all know youre going fucking nowhere
4 years ago
Well you still fucked up . And proved you are an ignoramus .
4 years ago
moop
4 years ago
@LOS Hey, bitch. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. I want to suck your pussy....





I WANT TO SUCK YOUR FUCKING PUSSY, GIRL.
4 years ago
Very clever Cryax. What good boy
4 years ago
Who the fuck cares
4 years ago
^YOU
4 years ago
Wow...that actually made me gag irl
4 years ago
didnt even fucking register...
4 years ago
^FAP
4 years ago
no...no...that was for los. 8(
4 years ago
punky and cryax.... RAPE SQUAD!
4 years ago
Get help Punky
4 years ago
Imagine the stepbrothers running around in their 40s yelling and beating at eachother while trying to get laid.. That's what I see
4 years ago
really??? You're a reposting sqiudley dumbass, squirrel, bitch. FUCK OFF, AND LET ME EAT YOUR PUSSY.
4 years ago
go to bed punky... call it a night there fella
4 years ago
SPREAD THOSE LEGS, YOU WHORE.
4 years ago
you should do more coke. In the eyes.
4 years ago
I was talking to you, JerkStore.
4 years ago
HAHAHA!!!
4 years ago
FUKING SQUIRREL BITCH
4 years ago
You have like two layers. No talking and talking nonsense
4 years ago
JS told me to leave, so I'm outta here. You folks have a good night. 8)
4 years ago
I like the first layer
4 years ago
Sleep on your back and drown in your own puke.
4 years ago
I dont like any.
4 years ago
Not enough cocks for you?
4 years ago
Are you actually taking some advice or has the tellytubbies just come on?
4 years ago
Def not enough splooge tube.
4 years ago
He links that gif because he thinks it will make us laugh and suddenly like him, just as he will click like on any comment with 3+ likes on it. "Maybe if i do another possum cardboard shop they will finally accept me."
4 years ago
* DushanMandik imagines punky in the wild *


Punky stumbles onto a crowded sidewalk in the middle of afternoon commute and spots a most magnificent creature strutting down a side alley in high heel pumps and a pencil skirt, hair blowing in the wind, body bouncing in time with the sounds of traffic. Punky becomes aroused. He has seen her before...he knows this girl, but he can't quite remember how. Punky thinks. He slowly realizes that she is the girl from his dreams. The embodiment of everything he's ever wanted in a mate manifested into reality. The girl that makes him have the "naughty sheets" his mother must change every morning. He's got one shot, he can't screw this up, he can't let her get away...he must stop her. He must ask her out. "She WILL be mine!" he whispers to himself. Punky adjusts his shirt, slicks back his eyebrows, licks his lips and runs after her...he finally catches up, just a few steps behind her. Punky musters up his courage and goes for the kill...

I WANT TO SUCK YOUR FUCKING PUSSY, GIRL!!!!

Punky is maced...Punky collapses
4 years ago
"Tank of urine". That's funny.
4 years ago
Yeah, das about time to get sum eugenix up in dis biatch!
4 years ago
That comment was a blow to the entire English language.
4 years ago
I practically took your people 50 years back in time.
4 years ago
"Our People"? you forget, we're not allowed to own them anymore..
4 years ago
With the direction of the the OED I'd say you brought it forward 50 years.
4 years ago
Vámonos...vamose close enough. In Spanish they think you're the retard you one pissed off mother.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-FKM3eZTO8
4 years ago
hey bud
when is your music act coming to southern california?
4 years ago
am i the only one who thinks that the guy who wrote this letter is right?
4 years ago
i mean seriously, what have those super retarded "humans" ever done for our society
4 years ago
we should put them all in work camps
4 years ago
we have work camps like that in germany, all they produce is worthless shit
4 years ago
they're just marketing the product wrong....
4 years ago
tell us more about the camps in germany.
4 years ago
thats a picture of one of our camps:

http://www.merkur-online.de/bilder/2013/04/22/2866296/1909289757-7920727_548-209.jpg
4 years ago
we pay them a few cents every hour and they get one warm meal every day
4 years ago
they look pretty productive to me
4 years ago
Poor punky
4 years ago
Deaf people have the same effect
4 years ago
only a week old
4 years ago
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