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Malaysian Ninja Training

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by yak

submitted May 17th 2006

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This is why you never see Malaysian ninjas. They could have atleast tried to roll, or anything. Retarded.
12 years ago
i dont think rolling works if youre plummeting straight into the ground.
12 years ago
no no no, not ninjas. this is Malaysian Demolition Inc.
12 years ago
Well that's why you run and jump, and show them all!
12 years ago
No, no, they're auditioning for Jackie Chan to throw them out a building in his next movie.

Ninjas? Come on, they can't be training for ninjas, what kind of fucking ninja can't even jump out of a 3 story building and be fine?
12 years ago
A Malaysian one.
12 years ago
maybe you need 2 broken ankles to pass initiation...

on the second test, a true master can break through a 3/4" Lexan pane!

...are you sure this isn't a stuntman college?? (Breaks & Crashes 101)
12 years ago
wtf are these people doing? what would make them do such things?
12 years ago
''ok, im going to jump out of a three story building, out of a window....im thinking ill try to lock my legs and land straight on my feet, OW FUCK THAT GLASS HURT og im falling, fuck this im goign back to the third story, FUCK I MSTILL FALLING OH MY LEG!!!!'' seriously though, these people deserve to be called ninjas as much as chris farley did. ok well he was a funny ninja, just not a good one. but real ninjas had the will to break their own necks if the yfailed a mission. id like to see one of these guys do that.
12 years ago
Haven't these fuckers ever heard of stairs and doors? They work just as well for exiting buildings except it won't hurt as much.
12 years ago
i guess if youre in a hurry, elevator and stairs just dont cut it.
12 years ago
BEST VIDEO EVAR!
12 years ago
ninjas are insane!

i loved the soundtrack!
12 years ago
I wonder what it was all about. Strange it was in Cantonese, I'll have to get a translation.
12 years ago
looks like a fly could have gone through that glass
12 years ago
This is sogoka high's special ed ninja class. You shouldnt make fun of the mentaly challenged
12 years ago
im afraid of heights so i wouldnt do this shit anyways, but it looked liek they werent even trying to NOT break anything. they were jumping with their legs straight, arms stretched towards the ground, wtf were they thinking. they didnt even try to break their fall or anything, they just collapsed on the ground. is this a new extreme sport, cause it doesnt look any fun to me!
12 years ago
@chairman: the guy is basically giving a play by play and talking about the "greatness" of these guys and how its not fake. and how they can jump through glass and not get hurt and still laugh it off. i didnt hear any reference to ninjas, seems these guys are more like stunt people or something.

and canto is a major language in malaysia. people from guangdong have been migrating there for hundreds of years.
12 years ago
those were come crazy long falls, there has got to be some internal bleeding after something like that.
12 years ago
Just to clarify:
Ninjas did not kill themselves if they failed in their missions. Samurais did. Ninjas didn't follow Bushido, or the code of the samurai. Most ninjas were actually samurais who refused to commit Sepukku, therefore turned to assasination-by-hire and became ninjas.

As for this video...
Wtf.. that's all I have to say..
12 years ago
Just to clarify:
Ninja's aren't mentioned at all, anywhere, before the 1900's. They are made up.
12 years ago
Just to clarify Tokyo doesn't know shit.

Ninjitsu started as a Samurai school and grew because they were trained to do shit other schools couldn't, like scale walls, jump 20 feet high, run along walls, matrix shit like that.

Later people just started using it to do bad shit, kind of like every other form of an army.

The first "Ninjas" were Samurai trained in Ninjitsu you stupid fuck.
12 years ago
Just to clarify..the plural of Ninja IS Ninja.

oh and I found the video kinda borning....sorry Yak. :)

I thought I could hear one say after "Damn gravity, got me again"
12 years ago
Sepukku is were you commit suicide by eating a frisbee and ninjitsu is the art of the nun-chucks.
12 years ago
Too much anal fluid...
12 years ago
i think they forgot to install the swimming pool.
12 years ago
This is how they select the Prime Minister in Malaysia.

Also: I like how they immediately ran up and started moving the dudes after their falls. Nothing like a severed spinal cord to show Mr. Mustache that you're worthy of training.
12 years ago
ninja have no honour. fuck them all.

anyway, malaysia has it's own martial arts. how do you lot know it isn't bersilat being practiced?

12 years ago
what the fuck kind of practical application does this have?
12 years ago
IdrinkAnalFluid, that was so awesome I kicked my mom in the face, now I'm gonna go wail on my guitar.
12 years ago
TokyoBlue:
technically, that's the definition of a Ronin.
12 years ago
and technically, ninjas were like navy seals, but in 14th century japan. secret ops, espionage, assassination.
12 years ago
That was crazy.
12 years ago
The second guy that jumped off the building was so fucked up after he landed. They probably hauled him away so the crowd couldn't see him losing control of his bodily functions.
12 years ago
Whats next? Stop the run away train with your tongue? What a bunch of fucking idiots.
12 years ago
I'm not sure of the literal translation but the narrator was saying the equivalent of kung-fu in cantonese.
12 years ago
that last one was hilarious!!
he still tried to get into his fighting stance even though blood was pissing outta his leg!
12 years ago
these guys are training for when the husband comes home and catches you in bed with his wife, hence the diving through closed windows three stories up
12 years ago
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