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Face swelling time lapse selfie

Meet Pete (real name unknown, but he looks like a Pete). He’s a normal guy. Owns a phone, likes metal bands, loves tropical shower curtains, just like you and me. He’s also, via HyperVocal, highly allergic to hair dye, something he wasn’t aware until he…dyed his hair. Naturally, instead of seeking medical help, he took selfies while his face ballooned into Sloth-like proportions.

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by pooch

submitted August 26th 2013

44 comments
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Face swelling time lapse selfie
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Pay attention kids, attention-whoring may very well cost you your life someday...
4 years ago
he does have lovely hair
4 years ago
well worth it
4 years ago
He looks like something out of a Pixar film.
4 years ago
HAY YOU GUYYYYYS
4 years ago
Hay !!!
4 years ago
HAY HAY HAAAAAAY!
4 years ago
(that's supposed to be a fat black girl not a fat black guy)
4 years ago
You're halfway there...
4 years ago
WHooooooahhh AOooohhh!!!

Liiiivin' on a praaaaaayer!!!
4 years ago
i think that lady just called me fat.....
4 years ago
i hate Def Leppard
4 years ago
possbro gimme a song
i'm drunk and bored
4 years ago
I like ELO's telephone song better.
4 years ago
...or Bananaphone.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BQsJb7w83w
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JomwpcSFsB0
4 years ago
Love how he just looks depressed at the end
4 years ago
it's humpty dumpty hitting puberty
4 years ago
amateur :P
4 years ago
since no pro tag are you god.
4 years ago
wut?
4 years ago
he's an adonyss
4 years ago
not a god....
4 years ago
The perfect Poss.
4 years ago
wut :(
4 years ago
The Adonis of face swelling.
4 years ago
the ahnold of face swelling maybe
4 years ago
like I said on the other thread......
you try jamming a pen tube in your fucking neck and then make fun of someone about it, pussy
4 years ago
oster go beat down some trees
that's more your style
4 years ago
um
4 years ago
angelina jolie*
4 years ago
I wasn't supposed to say that was I?
4 years ago
meh......it makes you sound a lot more hardcore possum
4 years ago
i have no idea what is going on here
4 years ago
which you are
4 years ago
Why would I jam a pen tube in my neck.... That's retarded. Watch out Here comes the White Kight!
4 years ago
yeah oster, try your temple
4 years ago
You first. I have family that loves me.
4 years ago
* possum ambles off *
4 years ago
watch zeke like that comment.
4 years ago
* xzekiel scoots across floor after possum *
4 years ago
easy peazy pie.
4 years ago
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