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Crater Face

Nothing a little antibiotics can't cure

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by loslobos

submitted August 26th 2013

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Crater Face
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Eeeeeeeeee
5 years ago
Is that Possum after a collagen injection?
5 years ago
Dude has to give himself emergency tracheotomies when that happens. Pretty fucking hardcore.
5 years ago
I hope you don't mind me sharing that possum. Did I dun goof?
5 years ago
ohw - this thread


and nah xeke - at least it doesnt feature possum jr
5 years ago
btw - no trachs - just a female self-cath shoved down my throat
5 years ago
so zeke lied.
5 years ago
misunderstood, probly
5 years ago
xzekiel
like I said on the other thread......
you try jamming a pen tube in your fucking neck and then make fun of someone about it, pussy
32 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu


and you said female cath.........
5 years ago
Sometimes the white knight gets blinded by his own light.
5 years ago
i know what i said
he told me this long ago
i thought he said he gave himself tracheotomies with enemas
5 years ago
wat
5 years ago
you thought.
5 years ago
you told me you used enema tubes to give yourself trachiotemies
or at least that's the way i took it
5 years ago
wow
5 years ago
see possum, zeke is not your friend.
5 years ago
dude we talked about this
and i specifically remember the enema part
whatever......
5 years ago
i think you got what i said all mixed up with a MASH episode and maybe some tranny porn
5 years ago
I am possum's friend
I'm not yours though oster
5 years ago
I don't watch either of those but I could have gotten it mixed up
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what you told me though
even if you were just fucking with me
5 years ago
I'd find it but we're both spammy bastards
so too much to sift through
5 years ago
Hi guys what's going on?
5 years ago
* possum looks thru all 60 billion of his comments now, in search for the truth *
5 years ago
Oh nothin.....just comparing flannels
5 years ago
tr tr tr

?
5 years ago
Possum that's what you told me.
You said you bought enemas to jam them in your throat.
5 years ago
seriously tr find it
5 years ago
you can prove once and for all that i'm ignorant
5 years ago
um - i think i said i used my wife's old self-cath tubes, sir
5 years ago
possum
hentai enema
i wanna taste my butthole
hairy hot ass gold
4 months ago

Enema confirmed.
5 years ago
* xzekiel does a twirl on the catwalk with new L.L. Bean flannel *

no pants
5 years ago
dammit barret
5 years ago
wut..
5 years ago
catheters......maybe catheters
it was when i was talking about my penis scarring
so it was catheters
5 years ago
the fog lifts
5 years ago
ok so you said you jam catheters down your throat....
5 years ago
YAY
5 years ago
did he zeke? he is claiming no.
5 years ago
I somehow transformed that into jamming enemas in your throat....
which, you have to agree is a better story
a colostomy bag comin out your throat
5 years ago
damn - i'm exhausted now
5 years ago
oster go fight a tree
5 years ago
go stalk your ex.
5 years ago
oster - like i just said - caths down throat
5 years ago
it's more the other way around actually
5 years ago
i know what you said possum. I am confirming that zeke is a liar. Nothing more.
5 years ago
she couldn't give up me and fucked with my head
5 years ago
No one would ever want to be around you zeke, face it. Again another lie.
5 years ago
* possum tiptoes off *
5 years ago
Not purposely a liar......I thought that was what he told me
5 years ago
i will confirm zekes ex is a psychopath
5 years ago
did you think that because you have mental problems?
5 years ago
nah once you get to know me it's hard to not have a little zeke in your life......just look at yak.....let's me get away with twice the shit you do
5 years ago
im just asking for the truth.
5 years ago
Found it, damn im good, up yours tr
5 years ago
the truth is I misconstrued thing about possum's tracheotomies
the real truth is i'm pretty sure he lied to me about it and doesn't remember it
5 years ago
Im sure you never told yak you wish his mother would die in horrible ways.. Ohh did you??
5 years ago
nope, i didn't. I never wished that
5 years ago
barret......link please?
5 years ago
so if you have never done that how are you tantrums worse? explain.
5 years ago
* xzekiel hovels before yak *

I am a lowly messenger
5 years ago
never done what? wished his mother dead?
I'm not a complete asshat like you
5 years ago
nope just a pussy.
5 years ago
no booze, so expect me to make this conversation painfully tedious

evening gentlefellows
5 years ago
I dunno....

How badly do you want it?

Maybe if you admit im the smarter one.

You could find it yourself, its just a tiny search away.

Maybe il just keep it to myself.

Don't you want to be educated?

etc etc etc
5 years ago
You're smarter than me barret......
5 years ago
(but not about zombies)
5 years ago
Too late, should have said so earlier.

Just imagine this going on spread over 50 comments/3 hours, followed by no link.
5 years ago
possum
lets just say use female self-cath tubes every once in a while...although i will be running out of them pretty soon :

sorry barret
5 years ago
im not gonna let you pull a hewhoshallnotbenamed
5 years ago
nope, cant do it

* makodragon leaves thread *
5 years ago
:(((((((
5 years ago
Open flannels bb!
5 years ago
Now i understand how he feels, no wonder tr is like that with you guys being so mean to him
5 years ago
the thought was too painful im sorry
5 years ago
I said you were a dumbass about zombies......
you still butthurt bro?
5 years ago
and yes that was a convo with zeke
5 years ago
what was?
5 years ago
thanks for finally clearing that up.
5 years ago
i'm lost
5 years ago
dude that's what he told me
maybe he was joking
but he told me he jammed shit in his throat
5 years ago
possum
lets just say use female self-cath tubes every once in a while...although i will be running out of them pretty soon :
5 years ago
whatever.....
5 years ago
But did you find the at-least 4 instances of zeke begging poss to tell the catheter story again? I think not...

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

* Barret puts on fedora *
5 years ago
yeah and then i asked him to specify
5 years ago
possum
i use them to avoid having to go to the hospital and maybe get a trach when my esophagus swells shut
12 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
Squidley
Damn possum that sounds serious.
12 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
xzekiel
Oh. THAT'S AN AWESOME STORY!
12 months ago
report spam | like | stfu
possum
told you zeke
5 years ago
......
5 years ago
lol Barret

begging for a story involving the word catheter... words you never though you'd hear
5 years ago
So, this forever proves zeke's ignorance
5 years ago
sheesh, i leave to break up a catfight for a few minutes and this happens?
5 years ago
you're welcome.
5 years ago
Sorry i couldn't help it

http://i.imgur.com/dmY8iL3.jpg
5 years ago
dude
5 years ago
LOL
5 years ago
Also, did i say that? Did i get any tiny hearts!?
5 years ago
<3
5 years ago
8)
5 years ago
8P
5 years ago
dont :(
5 years ago
betelguese!
5 years ago
He's allergic to dick but just can't help himself.
5 years ago
No more pictures of your vagina thanks
5 years ago
^^^Fuck that^^^ post as much as you want, and lets be a little more creative next time..
5 years ago
it's perverse psychology aka

I mean reverse.. reverse psychology
5 years ago
Mako is on fire today!
5 years ago
Maybe he just has a pornographic memory?
5 years ago
Who lets it get to this point before getting a doctor?
5 years ago
thats what they said when your mum was in labour
5 years ago
It's probably cancer. He enjoyed a lot of sofisticated pipepuffing while chewing tobaco constantly.
5 years ago
I'm hoping for his sake it's just medical maggot debridement.
5 years ago
yeah, because hospitals keep patients in their filthy pus soaked shirts while they stay for treatment.
5 years ago
* cryax plays with jenbirdys hair *
5 years ago
Well jenbirdy, not all hospitals are keen on most hospital's procedures. Have you ever been to a hospital in Mexico, New Orleans, or Detroit, any of the third world countries?
5 years ago
Thanks for the tag Yak!! :0
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
oh no problem loslobos.... no problem at all.... MY PLEASURE
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
* Heather waits *
5 years ago
only $50 for MS sarcasm font
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Do I like have to pay within a week or it goes away - kinda deal?
5 years ago
no... no its not promotional...
5 years ago
Ok. The it's fucking awesome!
5 years ago
its just because you are special to me.
5 years ago
* loslobos backs slowly away *

..ok..
5 years ago
* severum looks at his little gold and triangle then looks at the ground *
5 years ago
lol
5 years ago
Why can't my triangle thingy be special?
5 years ago
because you touch yourself at night
5 years ago
Aww.
5 years ago
Hey yak can I get a tag for let's say 10 bucks ?
5 years ago
hahahaha
5 years ago
sure.. lets just round it up to 30$ and you have a deal

5 years ago
Hey I'm on a budget and I want to look cool
5 years ago
that's an awful lot of strawberries.....
5 years ago
the offer will be around in a year when youve saved up enough
5 years ago
At least I didn't have to suck a bunch of dicks like you zeke fag
5 years ago
you got me there cryax, you got me there
5 years ago
Well I'm hoping when I have 30 bucks by the end of the year , hopefully some other type of cool shit comes around and I have 6 years here why hasn't my shit updated ?
5 years ago
Let us not forget where special tags came from...
5 years ago
possum
5 years ago
they come from god
5 years ago
...dik...
5 years ago
dik
5 years ago
Dik
5 years ago
dik?
5 years ago
no
5 years ago
AKA TAG RULES.. no point in skating around the obvious.. >>
5 years ago
Lossquidos strikes again.
5 years ago
At least he's smiling about it.
3 years ago
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