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Mean ass truck

Big spiked, rusty truck

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by Squidley

submitted August 25th 2013

328 comments
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Mean ass truck
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uhoh
4 years ago
That description.
4 years ago
not as mean as the truck from Maximum Overdrive


* L0RD_QU3S0 doesn't even check to see if the reference has already been said in this long ass thread. Not a single fuck given *
4 years ago
If the spikes doesn't kill the zombies, the tetanus will
4 years ago
That's the dumbest comment I've ever seen you make Barret. Tetanus attacks the central nervous system. Everyone knows the only way to kill a zombie is by severing the head or destroying the brain. Such a zombie noob...
4 years ago
Nerrrrrrrd!
4 years ago
There is no such thing as a zombie nerd.
That's your second fail.
4 years ago
Don't make me bite you
4 years ago
Zombies can't form sentences or logical thoughts. So you just hungry bro?
4 years ago
zeke,have you seen warm bodies?
4 years ago
I have not. I will now.

And now that I have you here jrob, old avatar or new?
Your call Brometheus.
4 years ago
maybe shop the skeleton guy on it?
and warm bodies is a damn good movie
although they disguised a love story in a zombie movie i fell for it and loved it
4 years ago
Yeah I wanted to see it before it was released but forgot about it.
I'ma watch it soon.

......and I'm gonna sound like a complete fucking noob here
but how do you make a red circle in photoshop? The elipse tool fills it in. How do I get a perfect circle without using the brush?
4 years ago
use my head
4 years ago
They should just have a fucking red circle icon.
4 years ago
* xzekiel copies and pastes red circle from google images *
4 years ago
Would help, but you made fun of my zombie knowledge, so now i can't.....NERDS.
4 years ago
an option box pops out with two colour options and you change the fill colour to none, and change the outline colour to red
4 years ago
you have to draw the circle for the box to pop out
4 years ago
i would pop your box out
4 years ago
thank you md

and barret.....they're called zombie buffs
you comic book nerd
4 years ago
no homo
4 years ago
option box?
fill colour to none?
outline colour?
red?

What is this sorcery....

* Barret leaves to read Spider-Man in bed *
4 years ago
Ok where does said option box pop out from?
:l
4 years ago
from the side. What version are you using. CS6 or CC only have it i think
4 years ago
CS5 (on a mac)
4 years ago
it's really not important for what I'm doing right now....
but red circles are pretty fucking important
4 years ago
have you found the elipse tool by holding down on the draw square button?
4 years ago
Yeah the ellipse tool is called the ellipse tool but it draws all kinds of shapes
4 years ago
And I can make a filled in circle, I just can't find where to unfill it and just use an outline.
4 years ago
it's under properties if you can find that. You have to find and change it before you press enter to finalize the shape
4 years ago
I found layer properties but it doesn't have the outline/fill option.
I managed to get a black circle.
It's really not important though.
4 years ago
* xzekiel sighs *

another day
4 years ago
thanks though
4 years ago
it is a convoluted way of making a circle. I also hate how they dont show you the size of the brush as you increase or decrease it
4 years ago
fucking macfags
4 years ago
I know they created photoshop for real artists and photographers but come on now, help a nigga out who just wants to put red circles on things with their pirated copies.
4 years ago
I wouldnt say im a real artist or anything but as it is, it's shit for illustration
4 years ago
Like I said a three days ago:
I've had this macbook for six years. I've downloaded shit from all corners of the interwebz. I've visited the most ungodly of sites. I've never had a virus. I've replaced the power chord once, upgraded ram once, and cleaned the fan once. FBI virus is just something I laugh at. As dush would say, MACFAG 4 LYFE
4 years ago
right click the rctangal
select elliptical marquee tool
???????
profit?
4 years ago
Battery blows goats though.....releasing lithium gas and shit
4 years ago
macbooks overheat like a motherfucker slows it down to a crawl after 2 minutes. and that fucking mouse
4 years ago
I think this is the best place to say it:
yak, squidley needs a squidley hat tag
he doesn't need to be able to sub, but he most definitely needs a squidley hat tag.
4 years ago
It does heat up and my fan needs replacing. I use smc fan control and I can adjust shit. I don't really know what I'm doing but it doesn't slow me down.
4 years ago
my hdmi port is broke,my audio jack is broke im just hoping this laptop lasts me a few more months
4 years ago
SQUIDLEY!?!?!
WHY U NO PRO?
4 years ago
i have hitman absolution but if i play more than twenty minutes or so my computer overheats :(
4 years ago
I'ma keep this for a few more years. The graphics card can't handle any newer os's. I can't play games without a new graphics card, but really I got all I need. When I bought it leopard was just released. I figure a ten year laptop ain't too shabby.
4 years ago
I can play flash games, but not shit like WoW
I basically just play poker if I get that bored anyway.
4 years ago
i can play most games but hitman crashes everytime
4 years ago
how old is your computer jrob?
4 years ago
like 2 years now i think
4 years ago
and how much did you pay for it?
4 years ago
600
4 years ago
could try updating your driver software for your graphics card.
4 years ago
this was 2k......had it 6 years
will have it another 4
macfags > jrob
4 years ago
hipster^
4 years ago
yeah md it's something I didn't really learn about because I didn't deem it necessary to play The Walking Dead game. I should though, it's a couple hundy I think for a new graphics card....I should learn these things. I just went by a manual to upgrade my ram and shit. I bought a new fan to replace it too a couple years ago but I bought the wrong one.
4 years ago
what graphcs card do you have incidentally?
4 years ago
idk, whatever came with an 08 macbook?
4 years ago
ive gutted a couple of PCs in my time. Replaced parts from capacitors to powersupplies. I used to learn that shit for fun lol
4 years ago
late 2007 it says
4 years ago
I know nothing specific to macs though.
4 years ago
Yeah I learn it as I need it. I'm not very technical on any topic....engines...computers....whathaveyou
But if I need to do it I'll learn how to do it myself.
4 years ago
* possum subscribes to crashninja's youtube channel *
4 years ago
it's hard to learn from laptops though. If you fuck up, it's much more expensive and difficult to repair. I used to tinker with old PCs
4 years ago
I just follow the manuals and do what needs doin'
4 years ago
jeebus
4 years ago
* xzekiel wecome wecomes possum *
4 years ago
Angry Possum
4 years ago
how much did you manage to read possum?
4 years ago
"it's hard"
4 years ago
None IS a lot!
4 years ago
god im boring sober. I'm getting booze tomorrow
4 years ago
* possum calls his mommy for more funfun *
4 years ago
I'm not even sober.....
I'm just boring all around
4 years ago
* xzekiel puts on 'for xzekiel' *

it's bout that time
4 years ago
i can only manage to contribute to conversations like this if sober. Otherwise I have to just like stuff in thread
4 years ago
the possum one not the jrob one
4 years ago
I can type amazingly well whilst drunk.
My motorskills are the last to go.
People have told me "you were just hammering that bottle....but I couldn't even tell you were drunk until you stood up and couldn't walk"
4 years ago
I have to be pretty shitfaced to act stupid......yet I can still type just fine.
4 years ago
wouldnt that mean they were the first to go then?
4 years ago
No that's balance.......whatever.......stfu
4 years ago
my motor skills go first, then vision. I appear very drunk for very long
4 years ago
I walked a mile home one night from a pub. The pavement wasnt wide enough and I couldnt make out my hand infront of my face but my self of direction was fucking golden
4 years ago
*sense
4 years ago
Back in college my girlfriend said "I just want to have a night with my friends." And I was like "bitch, all your friends are my friends." So I went across town to hang out with some guys.....was pissed....downed a bottle of firewater.....tried to walk a few miles home.....went down an access trail to the water dept....lost my hat, my glasses and car keys.....started getting frostbite cuz I was barefoot......pounding on the windows of a building that I thought was a house asking for help or to just call the police......turned out it was the water dept shack.....walked 3/4s of the way home, trying to hitchhike.....finally put my thumb away and a car pulled over.....some dude picked me up.......was like "you're fucking freezing".....i was like, yeah i know.....he says "let me rub your feet" (there are open sores on my feet from frostbite/crawling w/e......I'm like, "you're not touching my feet"......and he was like "just let me rub them it'll warm them up" .....and I'm like "just turn the fucking heat on"

So, I'm less than a mile from home, and drunk off my ass, and he drives me out to the middle of nowhere.....and turns off the car. I come to and I'm like "where are we?" And he's like "I just want to suck your dick." I was like "yeah dude that's not happening." He got all whiny and was like "come on, please, all I want to do is suck your dick....it feels the same as if a girl does it" I was like "all I wanted to do tonight was get back to my girlfriend but you drove me way the fuck out here so neither of us are getting what we want tonight. Now, you have to options. Either you turn the fucking car on and drive me where I want to go or I'm gonna have to explain to the police that I killed a fag and jacked his car and tried to drive home drunk. It's your choice."
4 years ago
^ surprisingly worth reading
4 years ago
no
4 years ago
your loss
4 years ago
So did you cum on his beard?
4 years ago
*two
4 years ago
am i the only MSer who has neither had:
1 - roids?
2 - a semi-gay experience?
4 years ago
No he dropped me off at a friend's house cuz I didn't want him to know where I lived and I passed out on the living room floor. I got "I'm sorry" sex and jalapeno poppers the next day.
4 years ago
^I'm not sure. What does "neither had" mean?
4 years ago
and actually, all my friends became her friends
inb4 zeke has no friends
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
hasnt had either?
4 years ago
seriously claude?
4 years ago
Define "semi-gay".
4 years ago
re-read that zeke.
4 years ago
re-read what?
4 years ago
slightly hommasexshul?
4 years ago
possum made sense
4 years ago
yay!
4 years ago
-zeke recants a punky-esque story from his teenhood
- claims to know what makes sense
4 years ago
*recalls
4 years ago
whey aren't you watching SNF, poss.....
4 years ago
'not either had'?
4 years ago
neither had = not either had
and claude, you're either drinking or just stupid, idk which
4 years ago
either, or, neither, nor
come on heather
4 years ago
I'm either drinking or stupid....ok
4 years ago
'not had either' maybe...
4 years ago
zeke has no friends
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz can never recall a story in which he lost his shoes, got lost at a power plant and got put in the position to keep his frostbitten feet and dick out of the mouth of a gay serial killer *
4 years ago
is the english language just not your forte?
4 years ago
Is life in general just not your forte?
4 years ago
I don't have friends nowadays cuz most of them have fucked me over and I don't think that's what I need. I actually do have old friends that I could get in touch with (cuz I know where they're at) I've just made no effort to.
4 years ago
Hint: if the answer is yes, there are options for you
4 years ago
ah, fucking hell...another alcoholic whine fest.
4 years ago
old friends that never did shit to me.....I just disappeared
I'm not on facebook, nor in the phonebook, there's no way for them to find me. But I could have some solid friends if I wanted to.
4 years ago
I'm not whining at all--I'm explaining
w/e I gotta go piss
4 years ago
piss your little heart out zeke
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
I will yak.
4 years ago
One girl--who's actually in a mucho vid on here has been a friend to me since highschool--got mad at me for driving drunk and screamed at me incessantly, and I've talked to her once since.....she told me to call her but I didn't. Another guy who was a good friend, last I knew too a bunch of xanax and drank some beers and shot up his house then had a standoff with police and ended up in a psych ward.
I got friends all around actually, it's just a matter of me making the effort to find them which I'm not too into doing.
4 years ago
I don't approach people and hold their fucking hands and ask to be friends with them.
4 years ago
ok maybe there's a couple acceptions
4 years ago
exceptions
4 years ago
yak and zeke - the MS version of BFF
4 years ago
striped shirt at :15
idk wtf she's doing....

http://muchosucko.com/1620
4 years ago
dats molly
4 years ago
she watched me masturbate during the ice storm of 98 and tee-heed
4 years ago
we were only freshmen....
* xzekiel cues up the verve pipe *
4 years ago
who did that lightning strike song thingy?
4 years ago
in b4 lou christie
4 years ago
Live
4 years ago
I used to love Live
Gashead Goes West..
4 years ago
and actually I was listening to lightning strikes constantly over and over when my friend died.....as a fucking freshman in highschool
meningitis
4 years ago
*lightning crashes
4 years ago
she was pretty much the nicest person I've ever met
funny as hell too
4 years ago
now if you want crying.....I'm gettin teary
4 years ago
and spammy
4 years ago
this song was played at her funeral:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXARdPb4YBs
only now do I get how funny it is
4 years ago
she had like three hours from when the doctors told her she was dying
her mother took a lock of her hair and she smiled the whole fucking time
she was the nicest, hottest, hardcore broad I ever knew
4 years ago
Let it all out zeke
4 years ago
I *think* she died a virgin
I'm done bro

HI SQUATE!
4 years ago
Hi
4 years ago
you want to go do karate in the garage?
4 years ago
* xzekiel plays squates drumset *
4 years ago
i shoulda bonded wiif that song i guess - unfortunately i was in my 30's when i first heard it

i was all "stupid kids"
4 years ago
it's a good song
I'm listening to it now
but after this I'm never listening to it again
Until I get drunk again and start reflecting on my dead friends that is.
4 years ago
And tbh all my friends, my true friends that never did me wrong have been dead to me for years.....why idk.....why i never contacted them......idk.....i guess i just didn't feel i needed them or wanted them up in my shit
4 years ago
i'm really a loner......or like one person kinda guy
4 years ago
* possum redigs up a grave *
4 years ago
zeke.. the saddest white knight
a popup book
4 years ago
the littlest zeke
theres a voice..keeps on callin zeke
4 years ago
A wise man once told me,
don't share your personal info with these people
well, I'm a person, I share info as I please
GOD DAMMIT I'M A PERSON!
4 years ago
..........
4 years ago
that littlest zeke comment of mine is funny on multiple levels.. see if you can spot how
4 years ago
"hey guys look at my comment it's so funny"
nurrrrrr
4 years ago
cause you're a little man?
4 years ago
cuz hes schizophrenic
4 years ago
so heather's mad at yak now?
finally got with the program?
4 years ago
* possum subs the vid *
4 years ago
yak that was never for you to share
4 years ago
im not mad at yak
4 years ago
it's not your deal
4 years ago
that was @ yak
4 years ago
oops... i let the cat out of the bag then? ;/
4 years ago
you did a while ago, so i was forced to admit it all and take that power away from you
i am schizo...but i'm usually good...it's hidden.......i don't let it be a part of my life
4 years ago
maybe tomorrow zeke'll wanna settle down....
4 years ago
it's like, you got this little demon on your back whispering in your ear and it echoes through your head
you just gotta shake it off and try to stay sane
4 years ago
schizo uber narcissism
4 years ago
i'm a narcissist?
no, I just don't pay attention to much
4 years ago
no - i mean da opposite, sir
4 years ago
oh yak's a narcissist?
yea, he is
also a little man
4 years ago
is this day 3 for bingezeke mayhap?
if so that would explain everything
4 years ago
* in more than one way
4 years ago
i don't count days anymore
4 years ago
id like to know how i am a narcissist
please be detailed as possible as to prove your points
4 years ago
you are.
4 years ago
i'll have my people call your people
4 years ago
yea no.. i get that "i am"
really.. i get it
i want to know how
4 years ago
most everything you do is self-serving
in a roundabout way
you're a smart narcissist
4 years ago
a "smarcicisst" if you will
4 years ago
well thanks for those blanket baseless statements... could you give examples tho in order to prove it to me
thanks in advance
-yak
4 years ago
* xzekiel wanders off to watch tasty face *
4 years ago
i met a lot of schizos when i was On Vacation - they were pretty much nice guys as long as they took the right meds...so were quite a few of the psychopaths...

it's the sociopaths and the narcissists that still creep me out...they, no matter how fucked up, can still seem like they're normal
4 years ago
I blame the avy, yak
4 years ago
I'm not too interested in that.
It's only my opinion, and others seem to back it.
I don't need to deem you an "official" narcissist.
4 years ago
are narcissists usually dumb?
4 years ago
nope
4 years ago
No we are not
4 years ago
narcissists or sociopaths are never dumb
4 years ago
dammit zeke i was gonna say that
4 years ago
just thought it was redundant to say smart narcissist, is all.
4 years ago
2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem.

constantly talks about himself (what hes doing, what is wrong with him, his problems) CHECK
has no off switch and instantly turns and stabs someone in the back at a moments notice showing no empathy CHECK

zeke.... sorry to say.. you are by definition a narcissist
4 years ago
and possum they put me on meds which I refused in time
they made me feel worse than the alternative of dealing with my own head
this was when I started drinking
I've gone sober since and that shit cleared up
I still get episodes, but mostly if i'm on a bender
a pint a night is good for me
but really i want to stop drinking smoking and eating meat
i also gotta deal with tr and this fucking ab thingy
life is rough
4 years ago
naw - that's selective wiki-ing, yak
4 years ago
-goes to shrink voluntarily
-refuses meds
4 years ago
I'm self-occupied cuz i don't care to read most of the shit you people say
4 years ago
The feeling is mutual
4 years ago
and I wouldn't stab someone in the back unless they were fucking with me......which most everyone here has done
4 years ago
why would you read most of the shit we say... you are a narcissist
4 years ago
* possum re-reads the differences between schizophrenic and schizotypal *
4 years ago
a narcissistic white knight......now I've seen it all
4 years ago
....I need a vacation....=/
4 years ago
* xzekiel goes back to youtube and puts on live *
4 years ago
im really close to booking my ticket
4 years ago
but since i have Avoidant Personality Disorder, i decline to have an opinion on my findings
4 years ago
heather and claude goin where?
4 years ago
wouldnt you like to know!!
4 years ago
vegas, duh
4 years ago
possum......fuck them
fuck your psychiatric profile
you have free will
4 years ago
steamy......i'ma tell black dan
4 years ago
no i need to go somewhere with less people
4 years ago
the reason you 'white knight' zeke im sure is obvious to everyone including yourself
and it fits right smack dab in the middle of exactly how you are a narcissist
4 years ago
* possum cues up some Rush now *
4 years ago
sorry that wasn't a haiku :(
4 years ago
I white knight squidley.......how is that self-serving?
4 years ago
Oh Narcis-birds
Oh narcy-narcy-
Hey Look at me
Hey looky-looky
4 years ago
I've white knighted dug
I've pretty much stuck up for everyone here at one time or another
so sticking up for others when they're being attacked means that I want the attention?
4 years ago
um - in some ways, ya
4 years ago
why is this about you exactly?
4 years ago
stfu
4 years ago
nice.. now possum is on your shitdar because he doesnt agree with you...
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hee0aUVnK1U
4 years ago
ooh, me bathes in the glow of a yak-like and grins
4 years ago
whatever.....Idgaf who likes me right now
it's obviously not my decision
^narcissist
4 years ago
spamming youtube links = narcissistic

you dont need attention zeke... just because your relationship with you your parents and your brother was how it is doesnt mean you have to take it out on us
4 years ago
and how is my relationship with my family yak?
4 years ago
honestly its silly to argue you dont seek attention zeke since you've said so yourself
4 years ago
is there a reason you like projecting the label of narcissist onto people btw?
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
how is my relationship with my family yak?
tell me
4 years ago
And you people wonder why I don't splay my life out in this place. I'd have you all bawling. BAWLING
4 years ago
sorry zeke.. my mistake.. you have a great relationship your parents love you way more than your brother
4 years ago
tbh yak - it's pretty hard to be both schizoid and narc AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz changes oxygen tank now so I can keep typing *
4 years ago
im balling right now

oh wrong thread
4 years ago
wait - naked?
4 years ago
sorry
4 years ago
* xzekiel clicks download *
4 years ago
zeke did you notice heather white knighting me up there?
4 years ago
don't you dare take my tag assface
4 years ago
if you guys even KNEW what i went through today....
4 years ago
uh oh
4 years ago
I think I'll go to Curacao this year, H
4 years ago
we would know if you chose to tell us heather
4 years ago
* yak googles snail *

4 years ago
dude....i think you mean slug
4 years ago
did involve death or incarceration heather?
4 years ago
both
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
im going on vacation this winter (fleeing the authorities) and no one can stop me
4 years ago
you're making shit up goody-two-shoes
4 years ago
you dont know me!
4 years ago
she's such a poser
4 years ago
no one would "go on vacation" to escape authorities
as soon as you get back you got a warrant out
4 years ago
Shes not that goody. I have a pic of her naked on the beach
4 years ago
jesus zeke, firmly yank that stick out of your ass
4 years ago
thats true
4 years ago
ya - that's just a jaimee PS cat
4 years ago
good for you claude
still doesn't negate that she's a goody-two-shoes
4 years ago
No, she's a veddy beddy bad two shoes
4 years ago
lol @ jaimee ps :(

tanned leather... EVERYWHERE
4 years ago
and actually, I question why you feel the need to tell us that you got a naked pic of her....
4 years ago
where the hell did that come from
4 years ago
After working with someone with diagnosed schizioaffective disorder...

I find...

Zeke's not really good at schizoing.
4 years ago
my guess would be cuz hes joking?
4 years ago
like.....right here in this convo
4 years ago
zeke.. this isnt about you... are you calling claude a narcissist now?
4 years ago
Its because Heather is an exhibitionist
4 years ago
yes
4 years ago
It's true. She gets off on it.
4 years ago
that's hot
4 years ago
only two good things aboot this thread:
A - no assface
X - no tr
4 years ago
I wouldn't not look at naked pics of heather
4 years ago
geez, poss...why don't you just say Betelgeuse 3 times
4 years ago
double-negative dude
4 years ago
beetlejuice is loveable, more like candyman
4 years ago
or bloody mary
4 years ago
i ain't not gonna look at nakkies of her
I won't not do it
4 years ago
@claude - maybe cause i'm about to sub music vids?
4 years ago
luckily you wont never not have your chance one day
4 years ago
you been to Saturn?
4 years ago
so you want to get tr in this thread so everyone will leave and go to the newest sub.......
narcissist.....
4 years ago
who are you even talking about now zeke
or is this zeke hour where you just talk to yourself in hopes of attention
4 years ago
lol - right on cue, assface emerges
4 years ago
I'm listening to a book on tape and right now it's saying to not let anyone take your joy away from you.
4 years ago
is that one of zekes multiple personalities?
4 years ago
yak can you seriously not follow along?
4 years ago
i dont know zeke im not as good at thinking stuff as well as how you are good at thinking explaining FUUCK IM jUST NOT AS GOOD AT COMMENT SMARTS AS YOU

4 years ago
do you really believe I have split personalities?
what's the matter?
are you lost honey?
are you scared sweetheart?
why don't you come with me
4 years ago
it's for the best
4 years ago
.....that was from poltergeist 2
4 years ago
hulu is a kickass site btw
4 years ago
Well.....you did burn dik's house down.....
4 years ago
fact
4 years ago
I used to look at one of my old girlfriends and put on creepyface and say it
and she always was so freaked out
and i was laffed.
4 years ago
poss, can you download from hulu
4 years ago
i still don't get how i burnt dik's house down
you mean he was too distracted by me to grab a fire extingiusher and put out a fucking oven fire? not my fault he's getting old
4 years ago
It's not hard to do, zeke. I've got three burn holes in my couch. 8P
4 years ago
That doesn't surprise me punky
4 years ago
hey...go figure.
4 years ago
you gonna spam up this already spammed thread or hhhwhat?
4 years ago
At least I have a fire extinguisher on hand.
4 years ago
*gun, in your
4 years ago
you should totally shoot yourself, in your empty head
4 years ago
..bitch
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 fucks off straight to bed *
4 years ago
* xzekiel puts on 'for xzekiel' *
4 years ago
i thought you were banned..
4 years ago
yak cant do anything right!
4 years ago
He does if you pay...
4 years ago
pfft
4 years ago
He only Pffts for cash.
4 years ago
im basically a mercenary now
4 years ago
Yak Water?
4 years ago
Squidey diddly is back... eh...
4 years ago
Squidley you need to stop posting. Yak said he's banning you on the next stupid post......and, well let's face it, you can't tell the difference.
4 years ago
You upvoted it.
4 years ago
if we all upvote his subs, he'll never sub a shit post again
4 years ago
It's an anti-zombie vehicle for hayrides. What's not to like?
4 years ago
This is fucking cool, biggest ratrod I have ever seen..
4 years ago
Another perfect description.
4 years ago
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