by balaclava

submitted August 24th 2013

308 comments
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Good work on the title
4 years ago
It actually took me a while.
4 years ago
I bet
4 years ago
Now that's what I'm talking about.
4 years ago
Well, seems our new resident knob gobbler has a little crush on me.
* squatface smooths his eyebrows. *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 sprays squate with old spice *
4 years ago
A little aqua velva "down there" too if you don't mind jrob.
4 years ago
I auto upvote everything you sub, it's awesome
4 years ago
Fucking creep
4 years ago
I like how he does the long affectionate hand drag after everything he's done.
4 years ago
for a second..i thought this was a new installment of breakfast with GG
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy has horrible molestation flashback *
4 years ago
Awkward. *BW does a shaggy, it wasn't me. & Hopes this makes up for JB's nightmares. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
4 years ago
You were molested jenbirdy ?
4 years ago
You have more in common than you thought.
4 years ago
No surprise there.
4 years ago
life is complicated
4 years ago
it was all my fault of course, I must have seduced him with my toddler wiles
4 years ago
* Jenbirdy puts on zeppelins nobody's fault but mine *
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
You're so fucking damn cute jenbirdy !
4 years ago
Geeez..... that is terrible. Sorry to here that Jenbirdy. :(
4 years ago
he should have raped harder.
4 years ago
Not cool ^
4 years ago
she was asking for it,sucking that bottle like that
4 years ago
Dude....they make see-through pacifiers these days.
Wtf is up with that?
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 peaks into this thread, console hugs jen....... moves along *
4 years ago
* xzekiel console hugs jen as well and cops a feel *
4 years ago
Fucking pigs, i would have waited until she hit puberty before molesting her
4 years ago
damn savages
4 years ago
Nah it's best before they teeth.
4 years ago
I think oster hijacked my account
4 years ago
put it in soft, get hard, hear the tissue tear
4 years ago
What a bunch of ass kissing faggots and one filthy attention whore.
4 years ago
dugs the only one ass kissing but thats kinda his thing
4 years ago
he is the go to feltcher
4 years ago
Listen lady, you're still a no one here. It may be hard to fathom that some of us actually like jenbirdy and care about her feelings and such because no one gives a fuck about you; but this isn't all about who can be the 'hardest' or most fucking "edgy."
4 years ago
humans, sheep, horses, germans
4 years ago
* Barret deletes paragraph *
4 years ago
Dug is a turtle farmer. FACT
4 years ago
turtle farmer ?
4 years ago
Dug's just probably got some shine in him. You faggots try to drink like Dug or I do and not get a bit emotional every now and then.
4 years ago
* xzekiel brofists dug *

Respeck!
4 years ago
i usually just get angry :(
4 years ago
that's cuz you're a lightweight
4 years ago
you remember being fiddled as a toddler? What if I was molested and I've just forgotten?
4 years ago
* xzekiel white knights the shit out of this joint *
4 years ago
well I don't farm turtles.... just caught that mean bastard in my lake
4 years ago
HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?
4 years ago
then sat on it*
4 years ago
zeke you commented on this

cryax it doesn't work quite the same on homosexuals as it does on homophobes......i mean, i guess it all depends what you're after
1 week ago
4 years ago
Oh. Sometimes I'm having so much fun commenting I don't even watch the vids.
4 years ago
Like on this one.....it's a doll and a can of baked beans?
Idk, it looked stupid.
4 years ago
Severum last seen 15 minutes ago
hahaha.....I ran that little piss-pot off
4 years ago
Sorry I'll go back to my show now.
It's not time for me to channel punky.....yet.
4 years ago
jen is talking about somebody else diddling her little greenbean
zeke is dependent on alcohol
dug is fighting his sexual urges with marine life
severum is bashing his/ mongolodial head with spaghetti









and oster is sober
4 years ago
WHEN THE FUCK DID MS BECOME A INTERVENTION
4 years ago
im not sober.

I've been drinking all day. Fuck you.
4 years ago
Or just made the comment and did something else and came back.
4 years ago
I'm not dependent you salsa nigger
4 years ago
everyone cries sometimes.
4 years ago
oh.. well then. thank you for some normalcy

carry on awester
4 years ago
maybe lady.....but i doubt it
4 years ago
im watching nerd games. Im wrapped up at the moment.
4 years ago
is it any good?
4 years ago
very. http://wcs.battle.net/sc2/en
4 years ago
i turned out just fine!
4 years ago
I'm not sure I entirely believe that possum.
4 years ago
Yes zeke, keep calling me a lady. It hurts my feelings and makes me want to post a pic of my balls to prove you wrong. Owww..grrr...
4 years ago
Sure thing lady.
4 years ago
taking bets on severum:

I'm calling anorexic, caucasian or italian, female, early 30s
4 years ago
fat italian female early 20s
4 years ago
better watch out, severum...zeke likes to camfap to balls
4 years ago
or, maybe he likes to show his balls to camfappers
4 years ago
i'd take all those bets, since i know what he looks like
4 years ago
second one
4 years ago
who tr?
4 years ago
meh - i'm guessing a Wario clone
4 years ago
queso if you've missed this humorous anecdote repeatedly
then your mom's a whore
4 years ago
oh syrupem.. or as previously stated, lady
4 years ago
just a setup, 12-step
4 years ago
I've also stated on here before that I couldn't see the 12-step poster from the back of AA
4 years ago
open, drink, drink, drink, drink, drink,drink,drink,drink, throw away, open, repeat.
that's my 12 step
4 years ago
l0rd, i have seen alleged photos of severum
4 years ago
i'm pretty confident they are him
4 years ago
*lady
4 years ago
oh so now they're "alleged" photos
I thought you didn't believe anything without a legitimate sign tr
but when it comes to severum you'll turn around and state that you know what he looks like, hypocrite
4 years ago
I'm a 58 year old, obese, white trash transexual, stuck in a homemade wheelchair and I eat spaghetti everyday.
4 years ago
it's a trap tr
4 years ago
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wario clone or freshie alt account
4 years ago
so Wario it it then
4 years ago
Spam meatballs is a luxury for the weekends.
4 years ago
*is

dammit
4 years ago
look, zekebro, let me school you for a moment (even though you reject sciencism and the bounty it would bring you).

they are "alleged" to be him because i have no knowledge other than the allegation. see how that works?
4 years ago
on a related subject, wario should come back.
4 years ago
it's not like anything is holding him back any more.
4 years ago
who the bloody hell says "let me school you for a moment" nowadays?? really
4 years ago
just in case our newer friends havent met wario
4 years ago
probably touches little girls. - perv
4 years ago
tr you're arguing nothing.....you have stated as fact that you know what severum looks like.....now you say it's alleged
you're backpedaling again fatboy
4 years ago
net to smerf, he was the vicest guy on mucho
4 years ago
erm
4 years ago
it's all about keeping it civilized qu3s0
4 years ago
yeah possum, you turned out just fine
4 years ago
* possum .... *
4 years ago
just give it up, zekebro...i'm sure you enjoy me regularly telling you how it is, but you already got the explanation right there...are you getting ready for the ab off? better be ready, because if you don't decisively win it will probably crush your fragile soul and drive you to suicide...
4 years ago
when he has nothing to retort he turns back to the ab-off...
4 years ago
dont you still owe tr money too, zeke?
4 years ago
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

* L0RD_QU3S0 is preparing and pre-seasoning the ribs for tomorrow's game. *
4 years ago
I don't mind leaving here for a few months, would probably do me good. You on the other hand....I don't even like to picture it. It's graphic.
4 years ago
zekey, there's nothing more to say on this subject...i properly defined my claims and that's that...now, i know it gives you a raging boner when you think you've found me making a mistake, but, once again, you're wrong.
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 fucks off *
4 years ago
No tr owes dik money and dik owes me money.....and apparently dik claims that I'm the reason that his house burnt down....idk.....but I guess I'll call it even with dik. Tr owes dik money but of course he'll never pay that welcher.
4 years ago
sounds like quite the fantasy, kid.
4 years ago
baaaacccckkkkk pedddaaaallliiiinnnngggg
4 years ago
fuck off cheese!
4 years ago
surely you can back up your claim.
4 years ago
i didn't know a downsy kid of your size could run backwards so fast tr
4 years ago
* possum backs up his toilet *
4 years ago
you're definitely the reason why he burned his house down...the chat logs were quite clear on that, junior.
4 years ago
remember, no suicide when you don't win the ab-off, zekey.
4 years ago
hahaha....chat logs
tr keeps extensive notes on the muchosucko chat
what a fucking genius
4 years ago
dik burned his house down because he is a drunk.
4 years ago
I've told you many times tr, I can't promise you anything
and you can't make up rules as you go fatboy
4 years ago
actually, zekebro, what happened was, after i discovered that dik burned his house down and revealed it in the chat to everyone, yak put up dik's last chat logs.

in fact, i wasn't even there when it happened, so how could i have logs?
4 years ago
so now you're admitting you're a snitch to boot
awesome
4 years ago
moreover, no rules are being made up now...the rules were set quite awhile back...too bad you still don't seem to know what they are, but that's ok...the comments speak for themselves.
4 years ago
ahahahhaha, make no mistake, the main reason why i revealed the information was that i knew it would sorely vex him that i was the one who revealed it....i thought about not telling anyone, but the vexing was the deciding factor. after all, he'd do much worse to me if he could (except he can't).
4 years ago
the rules were that you would get to decide on tinychat with no one else there......yeah no......I'll post an ab pic on mucho, good or bad, the way it should be.....no more backpedaling tr
4 years ago
wrong, zeke.
4 years ago
ok i'm going back to my show
this long-winded asshole will talk for hours
4 years ago
in fact, those are the rules that you agreed to.
4 years ago
failure to comply with that simply means you automatically lose.
4 years ago
put up all the pix you want here, but it has nothing to do with the ab off.
4 years ago
* xzekiel slaps tr's belly *

LOOK AT THAT BLUBBER GO!
4 years ago
* Barret declares Xzekiel the winner, game over *
4 years ago
attention qua-potential squad members....did you shave your legs for THIS?
4 years ago
actually, Barret, an examination of the rules as set out would show that i decide the winner. i was surprised zeke went for that, but he was so eager to impress his dream lover that i don't think he realized what he was getting into.
4 years ago
specifically, there has to be a clear winner or there is no winner.
4 years ago
look at him go...
4 years ago
Too late
4 years ago
* severum declares zeke as dumb and retarded as his latest internet crush and hopes they will make retarded kids together so they can realize how pointless their existence really is *
4 years ago
Besides, zeke is clearly the winner
4 years ago
are you using your crystal ball, sewerbro?

the contest is still 3 months away.
4 years ago
Look at them go.
4 years ago
that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me severum
I hope she and I have a cute little ds baby too
4 years ago
Im not allowed to discuss the details with the contestants, sorry.
4 years ago
* severum plays zeke like pac man *
4 years ago
you sure about that lady?
4 years ago
* severum prepares to mimic Ll and zeke's YouTube troll tactics *
4 years ago
all this cuz jenbirdy said she got unwillingly diddled :(
4 years ago
You gonna cry some more or accept you're butthurt?
4 years ago
sorry what?
I gotsta pee
4 years ago
i blame jones for all of this
4 years ago
Accept you're butthurt because you're a fucktard and I'll totally dominate you.
4 years ago
Ok lady, whatever you say.....please don't hurt me.
4 years ago
Wah wah.. Calling your posse in because you're a pussy.. you're gonna need them.
4 years ago
I have a posse?
That's pretty fucking tit.
4 years ago
* xzekiel blows conch *

NEEEWWWSSS TEEEEAAAAMMMMM
ASSSEEEEEMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLEEE
4 years ago
severum - i once an hour or so trying to convince zeke to off himself, - and we are now MS buds...good luck
4 years ago
just fine possum, just fine
4 years ago
sev - pot kettle?
4 years ago
Zeke I will swallow your soul and shit on your dad's and his shitty golf course.
4 years ago
* possum looks for...wait for it... *
4 years ago
Who the fuck died and promoted severum to queen around here anyhow ?
4 years ago
You really think that lady? Alrighty
4 years ago
No one....she's just loud and proud, get used to it.
4 years ago
* possum puts on new bifocals and grins *
4 years ago
Pssstt Possum, this just an act so zeke can get a taste of his and her own retard medicine.
4 years ago
Look at that...zeke is getting owned by a noob.
4 years ago
you're the one that perpetuates this lady
4 years ago
he doesnt need it dude!!!!
4 years ago
trying to pwn zeke is like trying to get assface to stfu - in the long run you will regret it
4 years ago
just noticed the " POSS " pretty cool possum.... :)
4 years ago
Ok. I'm done with that act. I have to hand it to you and her. It takes a really pathetic person to pull off that retardation.
4 years ago
ok lady, whatever you say
4 years ago
and also - MS would be even more boringer W/O zeke

and also - zeke is....zeke is...

* possum cues up that sonseed song *


4 years ago
looks like you might be pretty sad on december 2, possbro
4 years ago
@dug - ya - i had to send yak a bunch of weed to seal the deal though
4 years ago
I just talked to a cop.....with a dog.....whilst drunk
aaaawwwkkkkkwwwaaaaarrrrrrddddd
4 years ago
@ tr meh - dog's gone, how could it get worse
4 years ago
I agree Possum. I actually like zeke. I don't really care how he feels about my presence because he's entertainment either way.
4 years ago
* xzekiel pees on the lady's new pumps *
4 years ago
* DangerousDug thinks of ways to get shine across the border *
4 years ago
pack it in a brick of weed?
4 years ago
* xzekiel thinks of ways to get dug's shine *
4 years ago
Oddly enough ive enjoyed Mucho a lot since the mutt left.
4 years ago
Good riddance!
4 years ago
dug i'll blow you for some moonshine
4 years ago
MS is weird that way sewerman
4 years ago
* DangerousDug double takes at zekes comment *
4 years ago
He will be back when he's bored with whatever hobby he filled the void with.
4 years ago
enticing offer, huh dug?
4 years ago
* Barret does a fap in Jones' honor *
4 years ago
"does a fap"
I'm using that
4 years ago
protip - the worst thing you can do is to Make Friends on MS - just not the place for it
4 years ago
Well..... could you just pay for a hooker ?
4 years ago
possum you're just still bitter about hockeybritt
4 years ago
Possum always has some good words of wisdom :)
4 years ago
which proves not all his brain cells are destroyed from years of drug abuse.
4 years ago
@mr lutefisk - took you a while to get bored with your vidya games, didnt it?
4 years ago
I think, honestly....if you get to know someone online (albeit here is not the best example) you're basically getting to know them from the inside out. It's easy to tell who you like and don't.
4 years ago
* possum randomly clicks on the like and stfu buttons *
4 years ago
I had never quit, just paced myself a little
4 years ago
like possum.....I would never talk to him irl
but I if I saw him now I'd be like "come in for a hug brometheus"
4 years ago
* possum never goes camping in Maine *
4 years ago
and barret.....I prolly wouldn't hang around him
but now I want to compare flannels and wear the samesies some day
4 years ago
What makes you guys think Jones quit ? He never said anything in his comments like Conky did. He could just be on vacation ... right ?
4 years ago
And dug.....I'd just slap his ass and move on usually
but now I want to suck his dick for moonshine
go figure
4 years ago
This is why I prefer people online
no one feels the need to front
* xzekiel squeezes dug's firm buttocks *
4 years ago
dug you have muchomail?
4 years ago
You could skip the bj and just take a free jar zeke..... Just ain't gonna mail it.
4 years ago
yes possum
4 years ago
Possum would find me interesting for about 10 minutes, then throw me away like some old toy. Zeke might last 5 minutes while tasting the various alcohols in my fridge.
4 years ago
no, mail it
and i'll lay off the gay shit
and stop calling you homo
those are the demands
4 years ago
yes zeke.... lol
4 years ago
@dug - well, so does the dog - just saying
4 years ago
don't pee in it...
4 years ago
ahhhhhh..... message received and understood possum
4 years ago
Poor Jones...
4 years ago
@barret - you're fambly, man - ima stuck with you
4 years ago
don't you know a truck driver or something.... damn.... almost ended up in federal prison with Yak.... don't wanna do that shit again.
4 years ago
i'ma hook up my own still in the early winter methinks
i just was hoping for some apple pie
4 years ago
if you don't want to mail it it's coo dug
we coo
* xzekiel throws shark at dug *
4 years ago
lol - "OZ, The Canadian Connection"
4 years ago
* DangerousDug dodges shark and flashes some gang signs at zeke *
4 years ago
gang signs are hilarious
you funny dug
4 years ago
Truth is i had just decided to take a little ms break when mako came back and made me change my mind. Its been quiet on the assface front as well, the barret is pleased.
4 years ago
no one expects the assface inquisition
4 years ago
Dammit, i thought i had to mention his name 3 times in the mirror to make him appear.
4 years ago
Zeek, here is a suggestion.

1. Please purposely lose this stupid fucking gay "ab-off".
2. Then do not pay tr, just out of spite.
3. Let tr commence with months of "welcher" comments.
4. Let kirk laugh.

It is important to entertain your admiral.
4 years ago
I kinda figured I'd just duct tape some coat hangers to my fat belly and make him prove how he "won"
4 years ago
belly
the white knight is cutting off my comments
4 years ago
It's a good start
4 years ago
Maybe soon there will be none?
4 years ago
* Sprinkles squeals in delight at the thought *
4 years ago
You just have to express yourself in several more but shorter comments.
4 years ago
You're right.
4 years ago
Thank you.
4 years ago
thank you barret
I'ma embrace the line breaks
4 years ago
also, I want to see your flannel shirts
all on at once
4 years ago
inb4 flannel or gtfo
4 years ago
wouldn't your ass be chapped
if i put on my flannels
i won't steal your thunder bro
at least let me see your collection
4 years ago
Do you have idea how much work it will be to hang my shirts up again by their hangars when im done? I got a really complicated system.
4 years ago
Not that much work really, but im Barret...
4 years ago
how complicated can it be?
shirts face one way, pants the rest
dress clothes behind pants
pretty simple if you ask me
4 years ago
shirts face right
everything else face left
get your shirts out bro
4 years ago
Like i have room for pants with all those shirts.
Like i have dress clothes.
4 years ago
well that's how every closet should be organized
go get you some nice new duds barret
you deserve it
4 years ago
Actually i do have dress shirts too...i think i just like the buttons, not the plaid patterns...

* Barret rubs buttons *
4 years ago
the whole right side of my closet is funeral clothes....
i'm just waiting to see what i'll wear
4 years ago
I have one fly outfit though if I ever get to wear it again......all black with a lime green 80's tie.......i'ma wear it to muchocon
4 years ago
Go on...
4 years ago
there's not much more to go on about
black pants, black shoes, black shirt
lime green tie
I bought this sweet three stooges tie
in vegas when I was like 17
I think my father stole it from me
in turn i stole all his records and his weed
4 years ago
funny story: the year i stole my fathers weed,
i bought him a bubbler for xmas
and i drew a little beavis-esque drawing
telling him how to use it and explaining
that it's healthier
then christmas day, i'm riding in the car
for three hours with my father
to go see my senile grandfather in the
nursing home.....and he doesn't say a fucking word about it
any of it
4 years ago
oh I put it in the drawer i took the weed from
and wrote 'from santa'
4 years ago
what a dick
4 years ago
no shit
4 years ago
so drunk last night i was talking about clothes with barret
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH ZEKE! EVERY TIME HE'S JUST EGGING ME ON OR CLAIMS HE WAS JUST DRUNK

* Barret CAPS-STORMS OUT OF THIS THREAD *
4 years ago
I don't wanna be a Buzzkill but isn't there already some of these videos on here ....
4 years ago
Some things are better left untitled.
4 years ago
HI SHAYNEECE!
we need a token sista
4 years ago
Shayneece is a buddy of mine.... he doesn't say much, because he doesn't want to get the noob treatment like is famous on Mucho.
4 years ago
is it female?
4 years ago
Im sure it will be fine....

Heywaitaminute, is he a redneck too? Maybe its for the best.
4 years ago
Guy and his girlfriend.... so kinda
4 years ago
tits and cock or gtfo
4 years ago
-cock
4 years ago
so it's not a black female?
GOD DAMN YOU DUG!
4 years ago
no....not black.... but she is hot
4 years ago
have you tried to cheat on your wife with her, your wife is pretty ugly.
4 years ago
dugs wifey is hot - fuck off oster
4 years ago
Yeah I'd slip it in dug's wife
fuck oster
4 years ago
oh btw dug tell them titties and cock
4 years ago
I guess when you have low standards... oh you three....
4 years ago
hey man she looks like she'd be a demon in the sack
don't hat
4 years ago
Oster has high standards ?...... I find that very hard to believe.
4 years ago
if it makes you feel any better i would rape your wifes ass till she begged me for mercy
4 years ago
Very high.
4 years ago
I think we need to see some of these past girl friends that are so hot......
* DangerousDug doubts we will see anything *
4 years ago
and why would I blast their pictures on a shock site. Nice try dug.
4 years ago
there is only one person on this site that has seen all the nudies I get.
4 years ago
doesn't have to be a nudie.... just a pic of your "hot" girlfriend with you in the pic as well. Just to silence the doubters
4 years ago
doubt all you want. I dont have to sleep next to that steel head every night.
4 years ago
Yeah.... you sleep alone
4 years ago
correct, since I am single I sleep alone. Well I have doris.
4 years ago
Rosie Palmer can look damn good if you got a vivid imagination
4 years ago
sure..
4 years ago
I didn't bring it up Oster, you did.... just asking for some proof. I am betting you might have caviar taste in women but have to settle for the bologna when all is said and done.
4 years ago
I dont eat fish. But it's good you think I like fucking processed meat. That's a turn on.
4 years ago
Caviar taste in women?
4 years ago
2/10 would not put on toast
4 years ago
i still dont have a clue aboot jaspar - what is his story?
4 years ago
he's a chatfag /story
4 years ago
butt he;s been around like since forever - is he lava or somesuch?
4 years ago
I asked about him a couple of times, all i get is awkward silence.
4 years ago
yup yup
4 years ago
* possum fucks off and subs a music vid *
4 years ago
jasper's japser
he's one of yak's old friends
and he comments and then disappears
if you really wanna know jasper (which I don't suggest)
go to chat (which I don't suggest)
4 years ago
* xzekiel tickles jasper's belly *
4 years ago
Chat is pretty rad
4 years ago
it's never really that radical though....
4 years ago
that's all i needed to know, thnks zeker
4 years ago
HowToBasic
4 years ago
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