points: 75

My bloody vag

NSFW

It's 5:30 in the morning, on the rag, haven't shaved in a week. Fuck you doubters.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by loslobos

submitted August 22nd 2013

558 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
My bloody vag
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comments (558)
did you use white-out?
4 years ago
White marker pen
4 years ago
oh... I wasn't aware there was such a thing. carry on then!
4 years ago
I was going with toothpaste
4 years ago
This sub... for zeke, jrob and akameldon. The only way she could sink lower is to get fucked by a great dane. :(
1 year ago
I taste ham....
4 years ago
you tasted that?
4 years ago
oh you 2 keep talking...hot stuff
4 years ago
I hear jelly goes great with ham
4 years ago
so does beat.
4 years ago
RIP oster.


1 year ago
Fuck Oster
1 year ago
That looks like it has seen better days. Also it could be your roommates
4 years ago
I bet yours looks like a fisting fiesta happend
4 years ago
* jrob2020 makes cat sounds *
4 years ago
im calling shenanigans on both of your signs
4 years ago
do that^
with sign
and ill believe you
4 years ago
you came out of fucking nowhere!
4 years ago
i can sense when a vagina is posted
4 years ago
i litterally woke up out of a solid sleep
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
I thought the other one looked fake but this looks pretty legit
4 years ago
This could be legit but if the first one was fake, as I assume it was, how are we to trust our new naked friend?
4 years ago
I too woke up after a 7 hour nap...
4 years ago
I don't know what to think anymore. Full frontal with context is the only potential solution now.
4 years ago
a disturbance in the vagforce?
4 years ago
context is hard to PS, agreed
4 years ago
All it takes is being a major cam-whore-whore and ask them to pose with a ms sign. Why go through all that trouble/money/whatever to make a bunch of dickfaced faggots think you're a girl?
4 years ago
why did jrob get 17 likes for that comment ? what the fuck ? it wasnt even that funny . something im missing ?
11 months ago
it's no yevda
4 years ago
someone's been ploughing that beanfield though
4 years ago
Got that right atleast
4 years ago
Haven't shaved in over a week and that's all the stubble you have? You also need to start wiping your ass better.
4 years ago
bunch of charmers round here..
4 years ago
she basically has no taint,if this is her,which it isnt
4 years ago
it is a cute b-hole though
4 years ago
reminds me of a deer tail
4 years ago
maybe she's pooped out some fuck trophies like our dearest jenbirdy
4 years ago
Reminds me of a melted hershey kiss.
4 years ago
nah she has the opposite taint of jb
4 years ago
oster's bhole is cuter
4 years ago
well yeah but no matter what those lil sperm blossoms fuck your shit up
4 years ago
*gg's
4 years ago
Very few top gg's
4 years ago
jROB...youre just pissy she dont have a cock for you to jack off too
4 years ago
*to
4 years ago
That's the asshole of a recent butt-fuck. She was butt-fucked right before this photo was taken.
4 years ago
(11:43:39 PM) yak: if you use your imagination it looks like her vagina is squirting out cyst-like pus
(11:43:45 PM) yak: like a really juicy zit
4 years ago
lol, you've been doing this too long
4 years ago
fake...that time is way off
4 years ago
again with the fake fucking sign. Get a fucken peice of paper and hold that shit up like everone else.
4 years ago
thats more real than an easily faked piece of shit paper
4 years ago
Thats it. Im subbing my balls. You made me do it Yak.
4 years ago
hershey kiss or gtfo
4 years ago
imma squeeze them so they look ripe as fuck and write "MS" on them in white. I think i have white-out not sure.
4 years ago
owh my
4 years ago
jaw..you should take a time out in the steam room
4 years ago
This photo is what I imagine a telepathic image projection from a drunken, blind guy who suffers with parkinsons to look like.
4 years ago
If this is you , that asshole needs a bleaching
4 years ago
Your face needs a bleaching
4 years ago
thank you
4 years ago
notice how "her" tattoo isn't visible
4 years ago
i was gonna wait until it got featured....
4 years ago
ooooh nice catch nice catch. Not that these are totally different people
4 years ago
Until she subs another of herself with the distinctive tats showing. We can't rule this case out yet.
4 years ago
So speculation is still up for questioning.
4 years ago
Don't let up til there is a lucha slut in mask with a coffin tattoo on her forearm holding a candy cane dildo in her ass and the sign.
4 years ago
me zeke and her sexycammed last night its legit
4 years ago
I've got screen grabs!!
4 years ago
ok, I'll go away now. Just wanted to say..Hey. 8)
4 years ago
wheres my 800$ asshole
4 years ago
I gave it to dik, so he could buy a fire extinguisher
4 years ago
haha
4 years ago
Daaaaaaamn
4 years ago
hey, don't get me wrong, I really like, dik<<<no gay. When go through some shit like that, it's a life changer. I'm glad he's safe, and I really mean that.
4 years ago
*someone goes
4 years ago
...AAAAND there he goes ruining it.
4 years ago
just when dik thought it couldnt get any worse
4 years ago
bye
4 years ago
* PunkyBruiser does a george costanza…"I'm outta here" *
4 years ago
If Yak says it's legit then I'll take his word for it.

Loslobos, I'm proud of you and your ugly pussy...now go give it a haircut for a before and after.
4 years ago
she cammed so hard she has to buy a new one now
4 years ago
tr, I love you, but that just sucked royals balls, SIR.
4 years ago
she just said earlier today that she was putting a cam on her weekend shopping list.
4 years ago
i'm surprised you missed that, considering it was on another zeke homage to you and me.
4 years ago
Hey, I'm still learning(gaining) speed here on mucho...I'M A RETARD....REMEMBER? I just signed in, twenty minutes ago, after a 10 hour shift at WORK, and a three hour band rehearsal. 8P
4 years ago
thanks for clearing up it being a 10 hour shift at WORK and not a 10 hour shift at the worlds longest anal sex train

4 years ago
Nah, the world's longest anal sex train is more of a hobby for him
4 years ago
hey you know fucking what?..im sure its her junk...but in case it isnt..at least she isnt subbing a cock like half you fags hoped
4 years ago
what was the nickname drum called that chick he failed at banging? that could be punky's new name
4 years ago
@yak Yes I love anal, yak. Where are we going with this? Are you saying I like big dicks in my butt? I do like big dicks(my dick) but that's about it. Watching a porn movie with little dicks in it, sucks really bad. BIG DICKS FOREVER!!!
4 years ago
^loves the cock.
4 years ago
*my
4 years ago
wait...
4 years ago
* smerf facepalms *
4 years ago
* yak wooshes *


and the chick drum noodleds nickname was 'double'
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
yeah. DoubleBruiser
4 years ago
*Double your pleasure
4 years ago
because her vagina smelled like she just worked a double shift actually.
4 years ago
* possum sez . *
4 years ago
mhm
4 years ago
@yak please mail me her work apron, work shirt, and panties.
4 years ago
I think punky has reading comprehension problems
4 years ago
I think you just made me cum.
4 years ago
drum isnt yak, punky
4 years ago
HAHAHA!!!!!
4 years ago
drum....HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
WOW
4 years ago
give me a minute, I'll-be-right-fucking-back.
4 years ago
I didn't save, or drag n drop this one, so it took me a minute...


http://muchosucko.com/77530/My-22nd-bday-party
4 years ago
^friendly
4 years ago
fuck off you incredible douche
4 years ago
* jrob2020 logs out now *
4 years ago
I love you, jrob. 8)
4 years ago
why cant you just not fucking talk to this turdstain?
4 years ago
I know, Billy. He's starting to get on my fucking nerves. 8P
4 years ago
hahaha.
4 years ago
jrob, keep your fucking word, you worthless faggot...LOG THE FUCK OUT ALREADY!!!
4 years ago
PunkyBruiser
bye
49 minutes ago
report spam | like | stfu
PunkyBruiser
* PunkyBruiser does a george costanza…"I'm outta here" *
48 minutes ago










* smerf facepalms *
4 years ago
they can't all be winners.
4 years ago
yep...I was thinking the same thing, you waste of life.

http://muchosucko.com/103633/Toe-tattoo
4 years ago
Go to bed punky
4 years ago
did i say 400$? i meant 350$
4 years ago
* squatface fires up paypal *
4 years ago
yak..dont kid around with something so serious
4 years ago
Did someone already pay 50$ or is this a back to school special?
4 years ago
It's a ;getting on yak's nerves' special. He'd probably ban me right now for a howling wolf t-shirt.
4 years ago
this is a "getting on yaks nerves special" like zeke said

dont tempt me with a howling wolf shirt.. i only have 3 or 4 of them...
4 years ago
hibachi?
4 years ago
Would you settle for a George Foreman grill?
4 years ago
I have a Hamilton Beach one that I never use.
4 years ago
Mine is missing the grease catcher
4 years ago
You sure ain't missing a cum-catcher.
4 years ago
Mine too. I'd buy roma tomatoes in styrofoam trays and use those. Really anything that comes in one of those little styrofoam trays works.
4 years ago
I use the past tense cuz nowadays I'm just using paper towels/plates.
4 years ago
And that has been Xzekiel's Everyday Living with xzekiel
4 years ago
Jesus, apparently Ll is too stupid to follow orders correctly on the proper procedure of posting these kinds of pics.
4 years ago
Like you would know the proper procedure, noobie.
4 years ago
Oh I know...I'm just not doing it, boobie...yet anyways...
I was actually thinking about doing a gif with my parabuthus liosoma crawling on my cock..
4 years ago
Do it with a black light or a UV light.
4 years ago
You mean a scorpian?...Okay..
4 years ago
I have to buy a new blacklight flashlight and fiddle with some gif apps.. Also every time I've tried to record a blacklit scorpion it fails to pick up the luminous reaction.

Jawz it's not just any scorpion.
4 years ago
Magawd and Ll are a couple of stfuing hypocrites. Smerf you might as well call them noobs too because they can't follow procedure as well.

Squateface on the other hand...well his name fits his face.
4 years ago
Muchosucko protocol?
hahaha.....you're such a fucking noob
4 years ago
Calm down
4 years ago
Get laid, do drugs or stfu Sev
4 years ago
Yes zeke, that shit you hold so dear.
4 years ago
MS protocol?
Is that what you mean?
I didn't read any of that.
4 years ago
* loslobos warm up some milk and gives Sev a cookie *

There there
4 years ago
I do all of the above except stfu.
4 years ago
And btw, calling me stfuing hypocrite, requires you to not be a stfuing hypocrite yourself.. Hrm
4 years ago
Well I'm going out to party. Sev search some clips on ms, have a fap, calm down and it'll be ok you'll see
4 years ago
The only mucho protocol there is, is if you start whining about stfu's, you're gonna be told to stfu.
4 years ago
Severum why don't you show all the boys your vagina. It's fucking amazing...then again I'm only used to looking at my sister and sheep so every vag is amazing.
4 years ago
Is severum a chick?
That WOULD explain a lot
4 years ago
Oooops did I let the pussy out of the bag ?
4 years ago
Get some new jokes Ll and stop copying everyone with the YouTube child troll routine.

Zeke let me know when one of your interesting personalities surfaces and your pathetic white knight drowns itself in alcohol.
4 years ago
Well now we're going to need proof one way or the other.
4 years ago
Sev.... Don't play the game if you can't handle it. Wanna battle, I'm game, just don't be a pathetic loser when we call you out. This ain't fucking Facebook
4 years ago
I told ya guys long time ago, he's either a minor or a girl
4 years ago
Yeah....all my 'white knighting' was essentially me saying that the first pic was legit and I'd seen the proof. None of you retards seemed to get it though.
4 years ago
See bitches can sniff bitches out. Ez
4 years ago
Severum post your pussy to prove you're not a trap.
4 years ago
Zeke +1
Sev -10k
4 years ago
Sev got some female competition with me. It's cute as fuck if it wasn't for the lame comebacks
4 years ago
severum is everest spelled sideways, sort of

just sayin
4 years ago
Dun dun dun
4 years ago
Have fun back talking me Sev ya fucking muppet. I'm off to live my life<3
4 years ago
Ll go read that comment I wrote that you swore you didn't read and recognize your stupidity.

Zeke, I'm just calling the bitches out who stfu me.
4 years ago
And shave loslobos, don't forget to shave
4 years ago
God damn it Thunderpants!!! Don't start that shit here too. It will never end. Whore isn't even in my name here.
4 years ago
You will always be my witchy whore...
4 years ago
Ll. You're too stupid to realize you've already been put in your place the first time.
4 years ago
lobos don't shave
i like the bush
4 years ago
Wtf glitch^
4 years ago
I can push that button too zeke..
4 years ago
lets just set the record straight here
zeke has never and probably never will come out ahead in an argument on mucho.. its just a matter of time before loslobos hates his guts like every other girl hes ever known
4 years ago
I think they are two peas of the same pod.
4 years ago
That soft spot yak used to have for me has been worked over pretty good I see. Now it's just a sore spot.
4 years ago
That's your problem. You think.
4 years ago
* yak delivers an uppercut *

4 years ago
still not true though
4 years ago
Well squate, thinking is what people do when they aren't total tools. Now go get some plastic surgery for that fucked up face of yours faggot.
4 years ago
always embellishments with you yak
4 years ago
Ll says " Sev.... Don't play the game if you can't handle it. Wanna battle, I'm game, just don't be a pathetic loser when we call you out."

Notice she says we and not I hence needs a bunch of mindless internet hounds to help win a game of wit.

When she loses, she pretends she wins and people follow because they just want more pussy pics. Nothing new.
4 years ago
Zeke don't you have a bottle to be in or a business to run or something?
4 years ago
something, yeah
4 years ago
I also haven't taken a shit in three days
I got much better things to be doing.
4 years ago
Wait did this douche nozzle just call me squate?
4 years ago
And sure enough sprinkles comes along.
4 years ago
See, thinking isn't that hard squaw.
4 years ago
I thought I was gonna be able to get out and get something accomplished; but nope.
4 years ago
Fuck off faggot.
4 years ago
Show us your vaj, bitch.
4 years ago
Hey squat! How's she goin' by'?
4 years ago
Are you trying to sound like a newfie?
4 years ago
No, that's how they talk back home...



4 years ago
Show us your vaj too, bitch.
4 years ago
Are you trying to make fun of Canadians?
4 years ago
So Sprinkles is a neufie? Only neufies and certified handicaps talk like that sprinkles.
4 years ago
Learn to read, SmokeFuckingCock... I just told squat no to that question. Also, it's spelled "newfie", you illiterate bonobo..
4 years ago
Where are you from Squat?
4 years ago
I know you're from Canada, I'm asking which village/town/city you're from...
4 years ago
Squatland
4 years ago
Lay off Squat, lady.
4 years ago
Wait zeke, if sprinkler is nearby I might want to meet up
4 years ago
Get off you white horse zekie, Squate won't drop you for severum...
4 years ago
Montreal
4 years ago
You talk a good game Squat, but face to face is a whole other situation...
4 years ago
Where I'm from you don't get to put on the tough guy act for long...
4 years ago
Montreal is a nice city
4 years ago
Hahaha
4 years ago
The women are fantastic and hangup-free
4 years ago
You a striker, squat?
4 years ago
Higher up maybe?
4 years ago
Anyways, Montreal is a great city to live in if you like big cities.
4 years ago
Ever been to Bordeaux beach?
4 years ago
Calm down lady he's not gonna fuck you either
4 years ago
The prison?
4 years ago
Yeah...
4 years ago
And yes my background is in strikes
4 years ago
No splits?
4 years ago
My cousin is/was a striker the last time I spoke with him... he's not very sociable as of late.
4 years ago
I could split you pretty well
4 years ago
Not something I'd be interested in.
4 years ago
Would you really?
4 years ago
All because I sassed your bff? I'm dissapoint, son.
4 years ago
Zeke, would you please rub squat's balls so he'll calm down a bit?
4 years ago
Deal with it yourself, lady.
4 years ago
I am calm. You wanna know my favorite meal too or are we done here?
4 years ago
I'd like to know your favorite meal.
And colour.
And animal.
4 years ago
also what's your sign?
4 years ago
All this because you rode up on your white horse...
4 years ago
You guys are too cute...
4 years ago
There's an obvious attraction going on there... good for you 2.
4 years ago
Oops, sorry lady, did I just cockblock you?
or, well, what's the opposite of cock blocking?
4 years ago
WHich one is the knight and which one is the damsel? Obviously zeke's the damsel here..
4 years ago
my my, I feel so faint
* xzekiel falls into squat's arms *
4 years ago
And as a fellow Canadian squat, I was genuinely interested in knowing where you where from - so fuck me then.
4 years ago
Goddamn Canucks.
4 years ago
Haaaaaa!
4 years ago
Not cool Heather, not cool.
4 years ago
What are you trying to do jizzrobber - stfu me to death?
4 years ago
sike!
4 years ago
Haaaaa! I see what you did there...

You know any Newfs, Heather?
4 years ago
one or two
4 years ago
I haven't met a Newf yet that wasn't a good shit - friendly as hell.
4 years ago
i'm somewhat interested in squatbro's favorite meal now....
4 years ago
yeah they're all very friendly, assuming you can understand what they're saying
4 years ago
He's available right now I think...
4 years ago
^for tr
4 years ago
Ok guys. Its hamburger helper ,i'd kill for that shit.
4 years ago
Yeah I know - it gets worse after every beer or shot...
4 years ago
^for heather
4 years ago
any particular style, or just all hamburger helper?

and is that with hamburger or just plain?
4 years ago
I'd make some for you right now if I could Squat... anything for a fellow beaver muncher.
4 years ago
tr.....stop beating everything into the goddamn ground
4 years ago
......
4 years ago
I'm going to water my tomatoes.
4 years ago
3 cheese manicotti is the best
4 years ago
I'm partial to the bacon cheeseburger myself... I add a few strips of bacon on top with additional shredded cheese to help the helper...
4 years ago
(I've gotta go now squat, I'll be back to rescue you later)
4 years ago
I think I'd have to go with bacon-jalapeno omelet

If you could be one animal squat, what would it be?
(I'm not talking to you lady)
4 years ago
oh were you still talking about hamburger helper?
4 years ago
Heh... zeke and his pal jizzrobber stfu'ing all comments on a sub titled "My Bloody Vag" - how fitting. Hahahahaha!
4 years ago
this 3 cheese manicotti hamburger helper looks pretty complicated
4 years ago
What part of fuck off don't you understand zeke?
4 years ago
Hey sprinkles!

























Stfu



















Bitch
4 years ago
A liger zeke. Duh.
4 years ago
Excuse me, maam?
Who do you think you're talking to?
4 years ago
severum leaves, sprinkles comes in
sprinkles leaves, severum comes in
odd, isn't it?
4 years ago
some of xzekiels confidmed aliases
all the same ip address....just tryuing to help

sprinkles
severum
TheGodofThunderpants
xzekiel
4 years ago
I get around
4 years ago
I'm also tr and Yak.
4 years ago
I wonder if yak has an alt that he trolls us with
4 years ago
he does. It's Punky.
4 years ago
That would be the trolling of the century
4 years ago
punky and squidley
4 years ago
Cigarette and an energy drink finally did it methinks. I'm starting to squirm uncontrollably and there are women here. Three days of constipation and NOW I'm ready to shit....
4 years ago
I'm back -what's all this nonsense?
4 years ago
Shit, missed severum - again...
4 years ago
you are not healthy dude
4 years ago
You kidding me? I just lost two pounds. I feel fit as fuck.
4 years ago
*fat as fuck
4 years ago
good one lady
4 years ago
Someone milk Sevs prostate
4 years ago
And hi
* loslobos smiles and eye fucks *
4 years ago
Who are you eye-fucking exactly?
4 years ago
Myself,I'm cross eyed
4 years ago
*googly eyed
4 years ago
What's the movie with the chick with the coked eyes that gets fucked from behind... It's a funny scene
4 years ago
Cocked*
4 years ago
Nvm. I can't remember
4 years ago
Obviously you couldn't remember you asked us if we remembered that movie with the chick with the 'coked' eyes that gets fucked from behind............
4 years ago
Is it I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell by chance?
I know he fucks a deaf chick in the opening scene.
4 years ago
Wut?
4 years ago
Oh I got it. Game of Thrones.boat scene
4 years ago
Grey joy fucked the captains daughter. Brilliant
4 years ago
This chick is a tranny, no doubt. The body of a teenage kid on estrogen. Ew
4 years ago
^^^^Go Away^^^
4 years ago
Hi, mr Alt account. I'm sure your opinion seems like it would fit here, but see I'm calling you out
4 years ago
Oh snap, she called you out..
4 years ago
And of you don't like trannys, gtfo of MS kthxbye
4 years ago
Oh snap, she is making the rules.
4 years ago
Not really, they existed long before my pussy hit the server
4 years ago
I would say it's more of a tolerate trannys instead of like.
4 years ago
Because, fuck trannys, if you know whadda mean.
4 years ago
I stumbled upon this site today actually following a link for three guys 1 hammer. What I found was much more disturbing. Peace out freaks



4 years ago
Stumble back out the fucking door..
4 years ago
Good riddance. And take your main account with you
4 years ago
Obviously it's severum.
4 years ago
Fucking obvious lol
4 years ago
LL thank you for getting your snatch out, it was very nice.
4 years ago
man, if this is post-op you paid too much... yarg
4 years ago
assuming he paid. Probably a do it yourself job
4 years ago
so when you going to sub your slit,Akai?
4 years ago
yeah, and then after we've mocked him, sub your vag
4 years ago
Hey MD, where shall I go in England?
4 years ago
another country
4 years ago
fries' mums house if you want some easy pussy
4 years ago
Okay, assuming I am already going to England for a wedding, where else shall I go in England?
4 years ago
Tough question. I'm a cynical bastard.
What are you travelling for? Pleasure, sightseeing, history?
4 years ago
see if you can find OJ..then beat the shit out of him.Be sure to drop all kinds of "america saved your asses in WWII"..he thrives on that
4 years ago
Well, I'll be there for a wedding (and my birthday, actually). After that... pleasure, a little sightseeing and a little history, but mostly for pleasure
4 years ago
wheres the wedding ?
4 years ago
London has the best attractions. Tower of London, london dungeon, science and natural history museum. You just have to ignore the millions of intolerable pricks there.
4 years ago
Oxford.
4 years ago
ive been to that london..kinda neat to see i guess..spend an hour or 2 there,thats all you need.
4 years ago
Billy, I cannot like your OJ beating comment more than once.
4 years ago
if you want minge though. Probably blackpool. You cant have it all lol
4 years ago
I figure a day or so in London
4 years ago
well..than in my mind you liked it 53 times..thanks kid
4 years ago
you should pop on over to waffleland..hook up with Barret whilst overthere...im sure you guys could share a pepsi
4 years ago
Nah, I figure I'm only going to be there for about 10 days and some of that will be taken up with wedding stuff. Think I'm gonna make a run up to Edinburgh and visit some family on the way, though
4 years ago
Oxford is a nice place to be visiting anyway. I live in the west country now. We have the best beaches, but you dont come to england for the beaches
4 years ago
Especially not in April.
4 years ago
well..if someone were kinda depressed but really needed something to put them over the edge...a gun and one of your beaches would do the trick,no?
4 years ago
smerf..no matter where you go..youre going to enjoy it.I liked it there and Mako is right,london is like visiting LA or something..full of pakis and other shitstains ...im sure its not representative of that country
4 years ago
Probably get some good takeout, though.
4 years ago
SHIT, I SHOULD ORDER CHINESE FOOD FROM FRIES!
4 years ago
Smerf, you're a muchomeetup whore, I'm sure you'll find someone to take a drunken pic/vid with while you're there...
4 years ago
Maybe I'll find some drunken guy claiming I'm like a bwuther to him and asking for my socks
4 years ago
Or fuck... arm wrestle camycazi!
4 years ago
Smerf vs a wet noodle, round 1
4 years ago
I had no idea Loslobos was supposed to be a chick... I would have never guessed judging by his comments.
4 years ago
Kinda funny how the first few comments on this were all the other mucho females arriving to talk trash to the new "girl"

* DushanMandik senses jealousy *

* DushanMandik cat fight meows *
4 years ago
i wasnt talking trash, i just wanted to know if it was whiteout
4 years ago
in the driving range business me and zeke are in we call that 'par for the course'
4 years ago
cause i thought whiteout would be really hard to get off
4 years ago
if you know what she means.
4 years ago
* possum does not take the bate *
4 years ago
:/
4 years ago
* smerf fucking takes the bait *
4 years ago
8\
4 years ago
anyhoo, i wasnt mean
4 years ago
I was and I liked it
4 years ago
Dumb cunts jealous of her healthy vagoo.
4 years ago
It looks like it got caught in a roller belt and got snapped back into place :'(
4 years ago
outies are icky
4 years ago
one thing we will never see..is the allmightytoadsters twat
im sure its for the best too
4 years ago
I'm assuming this is what D4L means by "girl, shake that laffy taffy" :(
4 years ago
,each its a train wreck down there
4 years ago
Yeah*
4 years ago
It wasn't THAT bad

* DushanMandik filefaps *
4 years ago
I wanna taste that pussy.
4 years ago
probably pretty metallic at the moment.
4 years ago
experience speaking?
4 years ago
It'll be pretty metal, yes.
4 years ago
sigh

'speaking from experince?" get some new material PLEASE its so exhausting

blood tastes metallic due to iron, its science. CHRIST.
4 years ago
looks like loslobos isn't the only one on the rag :(
4 years ago
And I didn't need a science lesson Tr_heathen, nor a lecture.

* DushanMandik speedraces off *
4 years ago
we could arrange a fight between me and you dush and itll allow you to taste your own blood.

oh wait didnt those kids who robbed you for smokes beat you up too?
4 years ago
or you vs cammy... or you vs anyone...
4 years ago
* DushanMandik has visions of yak swinging from ship lines to rescue heather from sea creatures *


they weren't kids, they were large black men strung out on crack*
4 years ago
i dont need rescuing
4 years ago
Vagina.
4 years ago
don't you have a video of a russian ship to upload?
4 years ago
jenbirdys vagina looks better
4 years ago
Smerf's cock looks better.
It even had a ribbon and everything.
4 years ago
Of course taster would like a comment about smerf's cock being praised...
4 years ago
toaster.. LOL got hacked lelelele noob.
4 years ago
I see nothing wrong with this vagina and I can see the edge of her tat though it is a little pixelated.
4 years ago
That thing looks wrecked
4 years ago
I like my roast beef on the rare side.
4 years ago
Good girl.
4 years ago
Nom nom nom
4 years ago
Not much blood
4 years ago
Disappointing I know....
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 delightfully grins and slow faps with etiquette *
4 years ago
also, nice bhole
4 years ago
hotshot
Zeke, you always make the rookie mistake of ballooning someone's ego before demanding bhole pics. You've ruined any chance of getting anything because now, in her dumb head, she's too good for it. Be honest with her. She's emaciated, flat-chested, and pasty. Most likely has a fucked up face if she needed the mask, and probably a rotten-looking bhole if she now uses the "standards" excuse to avoid showing it.
3 weeks ago
report spam | like | 2 likes | stfu


guess he was right; be a complete dick and you'll end up with what you want.
4 years ago
Life lesson #64:

The nicer you are to someone, the more likely they are to walk all over you.
4 years ago
^true.
4 years ago
Well, tbh I saw it weeks ago....
4 years ago
So yeah, the nice guy did "finish" first.
4 years ago
Well he was right about the rotten looking bhole.
4 years ago
you need some leykis 101 zeke
4 years ago
although I disagree with you on this matter md, I'm looking for it now
4 years ago
find the tenets
4 years ago
find them for me
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLUOYwQWvTCuKpDaavBcyrmU4x7bU5Nx5o&v=bUiBsi4HJeY#t=703

Enjoy.
4 years ago
Leykis 101

Rules ALL men should live by:

1. NEVER, EVER date a single mother.

2. Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

3. Don't ask a women what she wants to do.

4. Never tell a women how much money you make.

5. Don't EVER date co-workers!

6. Never answer the phone on the weekend.

7. Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date.

8. NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her.

9. If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

10. No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

11. Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are 25 or really ready to settle down.
4 years ago
there you go, zekebro
4 years ago
urbandictionary.......yeah........just got there
I was looking for mp3 files
4 years ago
wow...it took you 10 minutes to find that?
4 years ago
I read over it (took me 25 minutes to read)
I'm more of a David DeAngelo kinda guy myself, md.
tr: no response necessary
4 years ago
DeAngelo is a pussy beggar.

That isn't pick up or game advice. It's just so you don't get burned by the system or walked over by women for being a mangina.
4 years ago
DeAngelo isn't about pick up or game either really.
4 years ago
And do you think I'm really one giant walking pussy?
No one but makodragon answer that...
4 years ago
In fact, makodragon, don't you even answer that.
I'm not. You guys are used to me shitfaced and mopey and depressed. Fuck you.
4 years ago
Here, have a tampon...
4 years ago
thanks lady
4 years ago
here is the definition of mangina: http://antimisandry.com/essential/manginas-betrayers-men-13392.html

I never addressed you specifically as a mangina.
4 years ago
Oh-oh, here zeke, you'd better supplement that tampon with a pad - your flow seems heavy today...
4 years ago
Shut up
4 years ago
He's so touchy this time of the month...
4 years ago
when I said "you" up there, I meant the proverbial you not you specifically.
4 years ago
ever seen tom leykis?
ever hear his radio show?
4 years ago
hes like a big fat john lithgow
4 years ago
yeah, both. And John Lithgow is a badass.
4 years ago
yeah..he just looks like lithgow...but isnt as tough as one of lithgow's smaller bowel movements
4 years ago
You won't see blood unless you pull the string.
4 years ago
Is that a ripcord or something
4 years ago
It's a fuse
4 years ago
Best step back then cos that things gonna blow
4 years ago
Good to see you aren't banned squid!
4 years ago
squidley can afford $800
4 years ago
I found it hard because of the ginger pubes, but I still managed to knock one out. It was 5.31 am and I was bored... All I need now is Heathers tits with loslabias vag and I will have the ultimate boredom killer.
4 years ago
Fuck it, up vote because it emptied my bag.
4 years ago
You really got off to this?

You need to get laid.
4 years ago
Give me some slack bub, I've only ever seen my sisters vag and sheep. I'd get off on the crack of dawn..
4 years ago
Wait...are your asshole and vag connected?
4 years ago
The city planner put the sewer way too close to the playground.
4 years ago
Could be worse Gethigh, she could have your uni brow.
4 years ago
I don't have a uni brow try hard.
4 years ago
Denile runs through Egypt....
4 years ago
and micro penis runs in your family.
4 years ago
Apparently it's the defense mechanism of fragile egos of quite a few vets here too.
4 years ago
Micro penis does run through my family, my son Sprinkles has a tiny one. Does it take you long to shave the uni brow Gethigh ? I've always thought uni browed people looked a bit mongoloid.
4 years ago
Wouldn't know i don't have a uni brow.
4 years ago
Keep swinging though.
4 years ago
Very nice, looks unused..
4 years ago
Tight as a ducks arse.
4 years ago
Dont wanna know how you know that..
4 years ago
Ha fuck you, it's just an expression, anyway there too hard to catch.
4 years ago
You guys get bored when you drink sometimes?
4 years ago
That's rich, coming from someone whose on the piss, everytime i log on.
4 years ago
Nah, been sober for quite awhile now..
4 years ago
Fuck that. I thought you were a Celt?
4 years ago
I am, but I dont want to end up a dead one anytime soon..
4 years ago
Fuck it, you could be hit by a bus tomorrow,. Go to the off licence.
4 years ago
Ill take a few more days off, then Ill have a drink when I want one, not when I think I need one..
4 years ago
Your bad enough without it aka.
4 years ago
I'll take that as a compliment..
4 years ago
It's not a compliment Aka, how dare you turn your back on drink.
4 years ago
"TheGodofThunderpants
Give me some slack bub, I've only ever seen my sisters vag and sheep. I'd get off on the crack of dawn.."

"TheGodofThunderpants
Micro penis does run through my family, my son Sprinkles has a tiny one."

So do we have a case of incest or just terrible lying?
4 years ago
Clockwork Orange Pubes
4 years ago
That thing is wrecked
4 years ago
Good girl
4 years ago
I need to see the face.
4 years ago
Ugly. Your welcome puma.
4 years ago
Bathtub pic...NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
4 years ago
You goddamn welcher.
4 years ago
Bathtub full of gravy pic NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 years ago
Amazing skate tricks now, you 5 month welching faggot
4 years ago
Skate tricks?
4 years ago
JAWZ said he's awesome at skating
4 years ago
Like skateboarding skate
4 years ago
Sub that shit, Jawz!
4 years ago
And let this sub die pls. Thank you
4 years ago
hi tinski
4 years ago
hi loslobos
4 years ago
hi jawalz
4 years ago
You should keep an eye out for the ups guy on thursday or friday due to today being presidents day.
4 years ago
i should be home,jacking off to weird porn and playing video games
4 years ago
Hey Jrub.
4 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/58aHyKE.png
4 years ago
Sup anybody!
4 years ago
yo feta-maize
4 years ago
greek cheese on corn yo
4 years ago
hiya metalface
4 years ago
MMM cheese and corn.
4 years ago
i suggest not turning this into another 'rip to all my...' thread
4 years ago
good day jrob2020
4 years ago
* MetalFace nods to JAWZ88 *
4 years ago
* jrob2020 runs like fuck *
4 years ago
* MetalFace scampers *
4 years ago
I GOT WARRANTS!!!

/me Vanishes in the dark
4 years ago
hi deja
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
4 years ago
and your sofa will never deoderize
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
4 years ago
looks like lil porch monkey is still mad at me for some reason..
4 years ago
OOOO racist jokes oh no! Im so offended!! Try harder seagull.
4 years ago
You should know by now, youll have to try a different approach in trying to get a rise out of me.
4 years ago
There are rises out of you all over this site. Stop butching up.
4 years ago
i dont have to get shit outta you, mongoloid, you still are butthurt badly enough you have to stfu almost every single comment i make.

you need a fucking bulldozer to get all the sound outta your vigana i put there without even realizing...
4 years ago
kirks comment got a rise out of me


in my pants
4 years ago
Jawz is the Justin Bieber of Mucho.
4 years ago
have you guys heard that 800% slowed down bieber song?

its awesome!
4 years ago
No.
4 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bidHnEekXpE
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKoEFOp3SE
4 years ago
that is pretty creepy sounding
4 years ago
8creepy5 me
4 years ago
nice blouse,what is that cotton?
4 years ago
Looks like she's squeezing the cheesy pus from a cyst
4 years ago

yak
(11:43:39 PM) yak: if you use your imagination it looks like her vagina is squirting out cyst-like pus
(11:43:45 PM) yak: like a really juicy zit
6 months ago
report spam | like | 5 likes | stfu
4 years ago
Great (or not so great) minds think alike...
4 years ago
so................whats up?
4 years ago
Last night? Not me.

I ate two pot brownies and I couldn't keep my eyes open.
4 years ago
sup codycotter666
4 years ago
i really hope this is you
http://alabama.arrests.org/Arrests/Cody_Cotter_7657484/
4 years ago
Top LeL
4 years ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
1 year ago
Would.


....I guess
4 years ago
That is a really nice b-hole and cooch combo.
4 years ago
I'd still eat it
3 years ago
Good girl
3 years ago
still an unsolved case? someone call wheels and the legman!
3 years ago
when there are unsolved ps cases afoot :P
3 years ago
Good girl.
2 years ago
You said that about a year ago, if you scroll up a ways.
2 years ago
lol
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random leper joke *
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
1 year ago
I WISH I WAS A MOD.
1 year ago
I WOULD DO MORE THAN BABY-STOMP YOUR FAGGOT(FAT)ASS. <^FACT
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
1 year ago
Punky you're smaller then Santa, and he was an old man
1 year ago
I bet yaks got TONS of EMAILS NOW. 8P
1 year ago
oh yeah...by tha way...SHUT THA FUCK UP...WHONO. 8)
1 year ago
LEAVE WHUNU ALONE FUCKER
1 year ago
DIE IN HELL, FAT-BOY.
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you cut a babies face up with a razorblade?
An erection.
1 year ago
Little man
1 year ago
see...I didn't mean that shit, Barret. I don't even know if this is really you? I suck ass...and I think cheesmo is a jrob alt. I'm drunk, and I can't keep up. 8(
1 year ago
you fuckers are crazy. hahaha
1 year ago
You need to lay off the drugs, Punky.
1 year ago
We are aren't we?
1 year ago
Don't forget who yak is
1 year ago
AMEN
1 year ago
Seriously though, Punky are you throwing back some brews or what?
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random blonde joke *
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random joke *
Whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
You can't gargle sand.
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw?
Deep Throat.
1 year ago
* this comment has been transformed into a random dead baby joke *
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
1 year ago
Seagull's girlfriend.















Subbed nudes.















To be accepted.














































































Because zeke, jrob and akameldon pressured her.

























































What a fucking dumb whore.
1 year ago
Good girl
7 months ago
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