points: 19

The hand job patent

And all this time I thought it just came naturally...

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by Sprinkles

submitted August 20th 2013

22 comments
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The hand job patent
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60 degrees? BUNK! BUNK I SAY
4 years ago
35 degree spank is all you really need to clear the keyboard when standing
4 years ago
I hope the ladies pay attention to this.
4 years ago
I'm telling zoidberg on you sprinklespreme!
4 years ago
Fuck Zoidberg!
4 years ago
no double helix... down vote.
4 years ago
The double helix was unheard of in 1958 dumb-ass!
4 years ago
and dicks came at 1959.....
4 years ago
WHUNU
4 years ago
Exactly.
4 years ago
will you?
4 years ago
No?
4 years ago
please?
4 years ago
anybody in here want sum fuk?
4 years ago
asl bby?
4 years ago
14/f/ca
4 years ago
It looks like severum came up with that numbering system.
4 years ago
you...mean... math?
4 years ago
potato?
4 years ago
spudderific.
4 years ago
What? I'm not smart enough. I can only count up to 10. That shit is beyond me.
4 years ago
i didn't know you wrote for the onion, severum
4 years ago
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