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Zeke Gets Religion

Burn your own church.

religion

by tr_willk

submitted August 20th 2013

269 comments
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Zeke Gets Religion
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Huh?
4 years ago
Looks like a cutout you fold to make a church and then burn it.
4 years ago
I see that, just wasn't sure what it has to do with my "religion."
4 years ago
Oh, Just tr jumping on the "zekes a pyro" bandwagon and trying to pwn you.
4 years ago
oh that's what this is?
4 years ago
mensa.....riiiiiight
4 years ago
are you trying to dodge culpability for the fire?
4 years ago
the logs tell the whole story, chum.
4 years ago
and i can't help but notice that, despite your current financial success, you've paid exactly $0.00 towards settling the mensa question...remember, i already know, you're the one with questions.
4 years ago
.......you mean the fire I was accused of and interrogated for?
The fire in which I ignored the alarm and kept trying to masturbate?
Then put my pants on backward and walked down the hall to my friend's room, then took the elevator because we had no clue the building was on fire? That one?
4 years ago
I don't need to pay any money toward settling the mensa question, I know you're a big fat liar and a moron to boot.
4 years ago
Or do you mean dik's house fire? Cuz he's just as full of lies and almost half as stupid.
4 years ago
sure you have to pay...you're the one with doubts, chum...that's why you have to pay...if you're so sure, then it seems a small price to pay to actually have definitive proof.
4 years ago
sorry tr, I'm not giving you money
go ask mommy
4 years ago
once again, let me reiterate that if you hadn't been such a faggot about it, i would have ended up paying. but you were a faggot, so there you go.
4 years ago
quit your bitching chuffy
4 years ago
keep in mind, even if i put up mensa credentials, the butthurt brigade would just claim they were fake.
4 years ago
that's because you're full of shit about everything
of course no one's gonna believe you
4 years ago
that's funny how you think you're attacking me when your whole life is paid for by your family...i mean your whole life.
4 years ago
your entire life of leisure was financed by your family, then they put you to "work" while still footing the bill. it's pretty pathetic, kid.
4 years ago
is that a fact?
you know jackie told us all that you beg your parents for money...
4 years ago
remember, you could settle mensagate with relative ease...
4 years ago
it's already settled
you've lied repeatedly about it
I don't have to be a genius to figure that out
4 years ago
oh, you mean when she was all mad about something and said a bunch of shit that wasn't true?

didn't i already point out that, much like i make users of this site rage i also do the same thing to people that have the pleasure of knowing me in real life?
4 years ago
I bet it was true
keep making things up fatty
4 years ago
Who the fuck cares
4 years ago
Take it to chat or measure dicks already
4 years ago
zekebro, face it...you've already fallen into a predictable pattern...you get caught being wrong and you just ignore it and press on...you do it time and time again...see, i already know that you're wrong in this case, so it's going to cost you...that way, you can't ignore it.
4 years ago
He does
and he's the only one
4 years ago
You're so fucking annoying tr
4 years ago
quiet, sweetnose, this is man talk.

of course, until a man shows up, i'll be forced to talk to zeke.
4 years ago
Shut the fuck up already! Fucking annoying cunts, can't a nigga mucho in fucking peace!?
4 years ago
-zeke claims no one cares about mensa membership
-zeke brings it up regularly
4 years ago
And you've been caught in numerous lies tr and continue to deny them. You're a pathological liar. You're a nimwit. And you're also fat. And I bet you stink too.
4 years ago
Me don't care
Me don't fucking care
Stfu
Ye
Ok kthxbye
4 years ago
have a snickers, zekebro...you've got the ab off locked, right?

you're sure, right?
4 years ago
better have some deep fried clay with that...it's good for you
4 years ago
* xzekiel slaps tr's belly *
4 years ago
for just a few paltry dollars, you could settle the mensa question forever...
4 years ago
look at him beg for money.....
fucking shameless
4 years ago
right there, kid, right there...that shows your complete lack of understanding as to what is going on...how am i going to get this money when it is going straight to mensa?

see how you fucked up?
4 years ago
if anyone is "begging" it is you...begging to have me prove you wrong (again) because i guess you get off on it or something.
4 years ago
Fuck off!
4 years ago
remember how i proved you wrong yesterday?
4 years ago
whatever happened to that guy, TheAnimal?
4 years ago
I hope you're not trying to say that's me fatty
4 years ago
keep up junior...and don't forget that mensamoney...tell you what, i'll roll back the prices...only $99
4 years ago
of course, as before, every time you mention it while pleading poverty, the price goes up.
4 years ago
ultimately, of course, i'll probably pay myself, but how is that fun for me?
4 years ago
He dropped dead, follow his lead
4 years ago
-member of mensa and has the card to prove it
-member of mensa but can't find the card
-member of mensa but card's expired and can't find it
-eligible for mensa but never paid the money
-begs for money in order to become member of mensa
4 years ago
yeah.....genius tr
4 years ago
totally wrong again, zekebro.
4 years ago
you can settle this all right now, chum...
4 years ago
lie your way out of this one
that's exactly how it's gone down
4 years ago
too bad you're so poor, right, zekebro?
4 years ago
only $99
4 years ago
$99 vs. having irrefutable proof of my "lies"
4 years ago
i'll even let you look at the magazines once they start arriving.
4 years ago
could I give you $99 to shut the fuck up?
4 years ago
well, if you think about it, i'd be in a very disadvantageous position to comment whilst awaiting the credentials, so, in fact, that is what would happen, kid...
4 years ago
only $99...that's just 20 buckets of balls!
4 years ago
you drink that in beer in a day!
4 years ago
it is quite a bit of clay, though....
4 years ago
I just put something in the microwave for 2 minutes, open the door and there's a fly inside.....still alive. And it was in there the whole time. 2 fucking minutes! Can you believe it tr?
4 years ago
i can believe it.
4 years ago
You are both fuckin stupid, get over it.
4 years ago
last chance to be a man and pay, zeekbro...and if i'm so stupid, why does mensa want my money, tiberius?
4 years ago
* xzekiel turns microwave back on and watches fly *

o.O
4 years ago
Get a job and pay yourself
4 years ago
i'm retired, sweetnose.
4 years ago
Spam farting like Punky for Christ sake
4 years ago
So what. Welfare checks is your oyster? Deliver papers for all I care
4 years ago
lobo...lets see that gash of yours..is that so much to ask?
4 years ago
I'm on my period atm
4 years ago
Even better. Show us that bloody kitty and write ms in blood on your inner thigh.
4 years ago
Minor alert!
4 years ago
pretty sure he's this guy:
http://muchosucko.com/100898
4 years ago
Can't be.. Pls gawd no
4 years ago
Zeke wrong again, big surprise.
4 years ago
Time for a user pic, to prove him wrong
4 years ago
I have a request. You on a bed covered in lotion
And oh, don't forget the sign.
4 years ago
you got some nerve "lady"
4 years ago
prove me wrong shortstack
4 years ago
Tr and a couple of other members know what I look like so believe what you want.
4 years ago
believe tr?
yeah, no
4 years ago
Yea... Um tr squads trustworthy-ness ain't worth shit in case you haven't noticed
4 years ago
But thanks for letting us know, you're tr's new slave
4 years ago
@bongwater
The hypocrisy of that dude right?
4 years ago
Bong, pls
4 years ago
Lmfao, you never been this close to pussy, you should feel honored
4 years ago
Tr could technically pull up a whole gallery and my Facebook if he wanted. So believe it. Actually Punky probably could too as he knows my real name if he even remembers it.
4 years ago
two braintrusts right there
4 years ago
Oh trust me on this:
He already saved every bit of info that's worth something agains you. Think you're safe?
* loslobos muahahhahas *
4 years ago
basically he's saying if you want to know who severum is, you have to talk to tr or punky. way to cover your ass there shortstack
4 years ago
Way to go, who's the fake now huh
4 years ago
You know what loslobos. Here's a deal.

Your vagina pic with an actual sign for my face pic with an actual sign.

Sign is written on paper with your username and ms on it.

Since you're such a badass MS veteran that should be no problem, right?
4 years ago

her vagina for your ugly mug?
that sounds like a pretty shitty trade
4 years ago
Look, "newb"
I make the rules
I posted a pic, you can think what you want. I don't need to prove shit to some newcomer acting up. Quid pro quo. Now it's your turn
4 years ago
If not - gtfo out of my face and outta my pants
4 years ago
Considering Tr has a shit load of factual info on quite a few members here in his arsenal his being a source should be considerably legit.

You of all people should know this zeke.
As far as Punky goes, I have no idea how he knew my name. Kind of creepy.
4 years ago
Haha, guess who told him...
4 years ago
So naive.., good luck with that
4 years ago
Loslobos, nobody believes your picture and has demanded better of you numerous times so don't act like that thing counts for shit.

You don't make the rules because I just did.
Your pussy pic for my face.

Zeke, you should be rooting for this. You'd finally see how fake your little internet crush is.
4 years ago
.................
4 years ago
"Acting up", yes that's what I'm doing.
4 years ago
Loslobos' hesitancy is quite revealing enough.

Zeke, you know you want that internet pussy revealed.
4 years ago
I shit on you and your futile attempts to dominate me. And that me being nice. You would shit yourself in my irl presence. My statement still stands, you don't make any rules here. Infact your quite the upstart for a 2 month member
4 years ago
Your demands for a vag pic just shows you're not getting any in real life
4 years ago
So keep trying, I'll have fun destroying your soul
4 years ago
Yeah, you're shitting on me and I'd bow to you in real life, sure...

Interesting how you've been here for five years and me for two months yet I have more subs and nearly as much rep points so you're years don't mean much in this equation.

I made the rules already.

I only ask for a bay pic because nobody believes you are really a female that is all. Because you are a fake until you prove otherwise.
4 years ago
shortstack, shut up
4 years ago
Omg, you just brought up stats as a sign of true MS spirit, wtf...
Pls, do yourself a favour and shit the hell up. You can't win this. Why? Cause I'm real fuck nugget.
4 years ago
Shut* but shit works too
4 years ago
"Destroying your soul"?

Assuming anyone has a soul. Get over yourself already. The only reason anyone gives a fuck about you is because you may very well be one of the only few active females here.
4 years ago
Wow I can't stop laughing
4 years ago
Keep trying, you can do better
4 years ago
Blah blah, "assuming everyone has a soul"
Ya ik, you're some black metal hardcore necro right? Payed membership to the Church of Satan but they returned the money am I right? You have no idea what you're up against. Rally up your posse, get them all here and back you up. You'll need it
4 years ago
Keep trying what?

My job is done. I've gotten you to the point of where you fall back to your little elementary troll tactics of "I know you are but what am I". You doing that tells me that's all there is to you.

4 years ago
Every fake female member anywhere said they were real too. Your word isn't enough.
4 years ago
On the contrary, my dear Watson, you nagging for pussy just makes you look weak
4 years ago
Yet you haven't proved to MS that you're a man
4 years ago
So show them titties/balls, or are you scared?
4 years ago
You're missing the point of the demand. Not surprising at all from a volleying fake.
4 years ago
Don't try and change the subject you fake.

I'm not the one running around pretending to be anything I'm not.
4 years ago
Oh you silly little boy. You still haven't realized... You don't make claim for shit. And if you're patient enough I might post another pic. But the likes of you and your blue balling just pushes the date further into future. And we will have such a good time, or I will, ripping your throat out in the meantime
4 years ago
You all seen it here. Loslobos denied to prove "herself" yet again. Fake!
4 years ago
Waaah waah. Huh what
4 years ago
Yep. You're a minor alright
4 years ago
The words are up there immortalized. Don't pretend you didn't "hear" written words.
4 years ago
Pls, like anyone fucking listens to you
4 years ago
Fake!
4 years ago
I just have one question....
what dipping sauce do you use for your paint chips shortstack?
4 years ago
Hahaha, Yak can we keep this one in a cage pretty please?
4 years ago
Mind your business shitass
4 years ago
^for zeke
4 years ago
Oh wow, he's a cute little bugger
4 years ago
loslobos: "you will never get this, you will never get this lalalalala"

*severum rattles cage*
4 years ago
Alright learn a lesson.
If I was a male to female, don't ya fucking think I would act alittle bit softer as an attempt to live up to the female stereotype? See this where I spot you, Severum as a person who lacks the knowledge of women. We don't act all cute n nice. And I'm one of them. Those cold hearted bitches who loves tearing kids like you apart.
4 years ago
I hope he rage quits, that'll make me cum
4 years ago
Ops. I came
4 years ago
Damn severum you just got F'd in the A
4 years ago
I actually have to go to work. Something Zeke knows nothing about.
4 years ago
served served served served
4 years ago
Have fun at McDonalds boy
4 years ago
why do you people care if someone is a guy or girl on here anyway?
4 years ago
and better question.. why do you people care that others care
4 years ago
Personally I don't care. This is foreplay for me
4 years ago
* xzekiel sweeps in *

Hi!
4 years ago
and she leaves :/
4 years ago
sweeps = swoops
i gotta lay off the sauce
4 years ago
did you pay the tits toll slut?
4 years ago
not you zeke
4 years ago
she did
4 years ago
Ye I did
4 years ago
faps up
4 years ago
search tits or gtfo md
4 years ago
search zeke white knight
youll find the rest ;/
4 years ago
search leprechaun
4 years ago
search drunk schizophrenic
4 years ago
surprisingly, no submissions came up...let's check the comments for that, though
4 years ago
search nurrrrrr
4 years ago
was that your "ex's" pet name for you?
4 years ago
kind of peculiar to have an ex who was married...
4 years ago
indeed
4 years ago
don't get me wrong, i've known some married women (in the biblical sense) but there was never any question of it being a "relationship"

i was just "leasing" them
4 years ago
in some cases, i was also "leashing" them
4 years ago
that's the difference between you and me tr
I wouldn't have been involved with her if she wasn't going through the divorce process
4 years ago
you fucking piece of shit
4 years ago
riiiight...the "process"
4 years ago
does adultery truly discommode you?

i mean, according to the gospel, just looking at a woman with lust in your heart is the same thing as adultery...
4 years ago
since when do I give a shit what the "gospel" says?
4 years ago
you don't need to know aramaic to read the gospel
4 years ago
however, if you're trying to maintain some moral superiority regarding the sanctity of marriage, the bible is the source for that...can't just pick and choose...religion isn't a buffet after all (unless you're a pastafarian)
4 years ago
you don't need the bible to have morals you fucking wretch
4 years ago
look, junior, like it or not, the bible is the basis for the morality of early 21st century america.
4 years ago
but I was in Canada.....
4 years ago
canada is in north america, idiot
4 years ago
you didn't say north though
4 years ago
it wasn't necessary, kid.
4 years ago
it certainly was
4 years ago
forsake your grade 2 thinking and embrace sciencism
4 years ago
right tr
4 years ago
Reading all of that was about as fun as that time I saw Tiffany perform at the mall.
4 years ago
I got served retard logic, arrogant hypocrisy and stfued by the winners of the site's popular white knight circle jerk. Nothing new.

* severum flushes toilet and gets back to work *

4 years ago
Shut the fuck up faggot.
4 years ago
tiffany preston was performing at the mall???
4 years ago
Did I say preston?
4 years ago
tiffany preston is the only tiffany worth mentioning
4 years ago
Maybe to you.
4 years ago
Hey boyfriend. (Squatface)
4 years ago
Tiffany Amber Thiessen too. Meoow.
4 years ago
* DushanMandik looks at Squate *


I think we're alone now...
4 years ago
I lost my virginity to a girl named Tiffany.
4 years ago
She was such a skank.
4 years ago
well that's pretty much implied
4 years ago
Well she was madly in love with me. But I was her 15th partner....and she was still in high school.
4 years ago
lol ...partner

snfffhhkk
4 years ago
Should I say lover?
4 years ago
I was her 15th dick...
4 years ago
And she was your first STD

How romantical
4 years ago
ignore me, im just being immature. Still that's quite a cock count.
4 years ago
She told me she loved me after two weeks of dating and was like "bitch get out my car"
4 years ago
That explains so much.....
4 years ago
Well you were her 15th... that was a bit insensitive
4 years ago
Zeke, proving yet again to be the ladies man
4 years ago
ladies man is just another way of saying pussy-whipped
4 years ago
Hey man, she was older. She seduced me.
Then when she brought up love I was like 'just gtfo.'
4 years ago
zekes ex did(does) have an std

fact
4 years ago
Yummy
4 years ago
She gets cold sores.....
4 years ago
STDs are hot.
4 years ago
These are yak's "facts"
4 years ago
We should have a section called "yakfacts"
4 years ago
Don't listen to any of this hoopla Mr. Hitler
4 years ago
This takes me back to the good old days
4 years ago
What good old days
4 years ago
When there was some actual church burning happening where I live
4 years ago
Where do you live the south?
4 years ago
Sweden duuh
4 years ago
You Swedish Meatball.
4 years ago
You may nibble
4 years ago
Nice.
4 years ago
Goddamn jungle love
4 years ago
Swedes are well known for selling out their race.
4 years ago
What's religion got to do got to do with love?
4 years ago
that all depends on your sexual pedopreference, meaning Catholic..
4 years ago
It's all about sexual cleansing.
4 years ago
Loslobos is a real girl, I pounded her cum bucket so hard last night her mucous plug stuck to my jap's eye.
4 years ago
jrob had my sloppy seconds afterwards....
4 years ago
nice alt zeke
4 years ago
zeke cleaned her creampie..
4 years ago
ahhh,nvm its another h6 fag,yay!
4 years ago
You have an awesome queer eye, years of public bathroom crawling jrob eh...
4 years ago
Yeah this faggot's a homo
4 years ago
Don't bully jrob,xzekiel...he'll never bend over for you again.
4 years ago
all you h6 queers have the same lame style of "jokes"...except that joekenorer guy,he was cool
4 years ago
Who is joking ? You girls all on the rag together ? It explains the bitching.
4 years ago
Joe is my big cuddly Teddy bear.
4 years ago
tell him to come back
4 years ago
He said you bored him, he's afraid to break your heart.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNF-Ff6T5hs
4 years ago
It's just nice to see the term Mucous plug used creatively..
4 years ago
Hey Thunder - Welcome back ya old cunt!
4 years ago
I missed you Sprinkles, you give me a fuzzy feeling in my testicles.
4 years ago
Thats a static shock you are getting from dragging your ass acrosss the carpet like a dog..
4 years ago
That's the best place!

Stick around a bit and you'll get that feeling from a couple of other members here...
4 years ago
And here I thought it was from your mammies mustache, Melvin.
4 years ago
Not really jrob. I'm nothing like these faggots just like you are nothing like the crowd here.
4 years ago
^^ Huh?^^
4 years ago
my mom told me im one of a kind
4 years ago
Post your romantic feeling in a private forum severum,.. no place for that here..
4 years ago
Really though, they don't act like this over there. I think they're just trying to fit in.
4 years ago
Severum was a private dancer, a dancer for monkeys and any old music would do...
4 years ago
Jrob! I love you!!!
4 years ago
severum, just let jrob take you for a tour of the archives, bend over, take it and enjoy the gooey aftermath..
* Akameldon closes the door so they can be alone.. *
4 years ago
* Melvin unzips and looks through the peep hole at severums hole *
4 years ago
* Akameldon wonders in "nonfake" yellow letters who the fuck is this touchwad talking about?.. *
4 years ago
Is,.. there supposed to be an is..
4 years ago
* Melvin wonders in "nonfake" letters, how tight is severums ass*
4 years ago
severum have bad day? come, come get hugs.
4 years ago
since im jewish it would be burn your own christ.
4 years ago
I cant ride with you on this one..sorry TR
4 years ago
* possum subs some stevie wonder for Jawz growing a pair *
4 years ago
good thing i didn't submit hulk hogan causing 9-11, then
4 years ago
no shit!
4 years ago
that would have been a lot better actually
4 years ago
it's pretty damn funny
4 years ago
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