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The Pussy

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Pretty self explanatory.

win

by Swiftkill

submitted August 19th 2013

254 comments
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downvote for not including these people in your shit tags
4 years ago
02:26 Rectum, damn near killed him
4 years ago
* L0RD_QU3S0 cheeses everywhere *
4 years ago
Youtube was the only place I could find this footage aside from uploading it myself, but I don't have that much downtime. Get off my nuts.
4 years ago
ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk
yyyyyyoooooooooooooouuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr
sssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttt

http://download.cnet.com/Any-Video-Converter-Free/3000-2194_4-10661456.html
4 years ago
Swiftkill, youtube links often expire, so if you think you're posting something muchoworthy, get download helper and give it the treatment it deserves.
4 years ago
Well this particular video has been uploaded on youtube for 4+ years so I didn't think it would be that bad. Clearly I was mistaken, I have offended all of your virgin eyes with my sad choice to use youtube. Lol, idiots.
4 years ago
Hey everyone let's sub random movie scenes with YouTube links.

Here's some advice swiftkill. Kick your mom in the cunt and tell her you're a dumb faggot while sucking your daddy's dong. It would remind her of her bad choice of opting out of abortion.
4 years ago
Same advice you were given at one point I assume.
4 years ago
Why else would it give you an option to post youtube links you retards. Get rid of the option if it's frowned upon. I've seen plenty of dumb shit youtube videos on this site get upvoted before so don't get on my case for being a 'noob' either.
4 years ago
It's a trap.
4 years ago
The link is a trap for noobs like you fatboy.
4 years ago
Share five YouTube link subs that are in the positive here. I'll be waiting.
4 years ago
I don't have to do anything like that.. lol I am not catering to your fucking needs. Do it yourself. Traps? Wow, very mature guys..I have every right to be here just as much as you fags so if you don't like it. Get lost.
4 years ago
Just look at most of the videos from around 2 years ago.
4 years ago
Very mature guys
4 years ago
inb4 someone turns that into a gay comment.
4 years ago
Starting to believe there is no average for ages around here. Just a suburban mix of 40 year old virgins and 18 year old tough guys. It's adorable.
4 years ago
God damn you're a whiney bitch.
4 years ago
Btw Sev, this 'fatboy' has gotten more pussy than you ever will. Oh, and no, siblings don't count.
4 years ago
GROW THE FUCK UP MUCHO
4 years ago
Which category do you fit in?
4 years ago
Lol whiny, you call this whiny? xD I'm going to bed now, faggots. My goodness.
4 years ago
Stop talking like a gay bitch.
4 years ago
My goodness lol.
4 years ago
"Btw Sev, this 'fatboy' has gotten more pussy than you ever will. Oh, and no, siblings don't count."

* severum laughs at fatnugly's assumption *
4 years ago
* smerf laughs at severums and swiftkills attempts at sounding like ladies men. *
4 years ago
I'm not trying to portray myself to be anything Smerf.
4 years ago
Yeh he's just being himself, a real down to earth kinda guy. Like so down to earth, like dog poop in the grass down to earth.
4 years ago
i just heard on the TV news today that gingers will be extinct within three or four more generations
4 years ago
on Al-Gingeerza...?
4 years ago
close - MSNBC
4 years ago
ew
4 years ago
Is that stupid rumor going around again?
4 years ago
dude, i swear - it was on the TV news just today, man
4 years ago
Recessive genes do not work that way, unless they are sexually selected against.
4 years ago
look, "swiftkill," if you can't upload your video clips, then just stick to pictures...not that this would have gotten many upvotes even with an upload....
4 years ago
you know...it is tuesday...no reason not to submit a pic of your bhole
4 years ago
What about half the shit you guys peddle around here you call 'Much Worthy'. Are you fucking kidding? I mean, you must be medicated or some shit or maybe you just don't pay attention to what's going on around you. This is Mucho material, whether or not it's a youtube link.
4 years ago
tl;dr

fuck off you fat greasy noob
4 years ago
Hey, hey jrob .. .. your mom!
4 years ago
Very mature dude.
4 years ago
My goodness.
4 years ago
That's the point. None of this shit is mature you're all fucking immature for being so 'mature' here. Lol
4 years ago
My goodness gracious me.
4 years ago
you dont belong here
4 years ago
you never did
4 years ago
you worship pussy like you worship a god. You believe it exists but you cant prove it cos you've never actually seen it
4 years ago
Lol so I post a video about pussy suddenly I worship it? Damn man.. you're fucked up mako.
4 years ago
We can't all be cock worshipers I guess.
4 years ago
at least ive seen my dick and know it exists
4 years ago
Lol you all act like I am so fat but you have no clue, I am 6 feet tall and weigh 250 pounds and I can see my toes, touch them, see my dick and pick up my girlfriend ( which you probably don't have ) and fuck her against any wall any day. Omgimsofat.
4 years ago
Pretty sad when all you guys can do is make fat jokes and noob jokes. Priorities I see!
4 years ago
That's fat.
4 years ago
Fight me bitch.
4 years ago
you even sound fat when you type
4 years ago
Stfu fat noob.
4 years ago
FITE ME IRL FGT!
4 years ago
ILL RECK U M8
4 years ago
FITE ME DO IT COME 2 MY HOUSE
4 years ago
You're as big as a house.
4 years ago
Urkel you sound like a broken record man
4 years ago
show us your tits you fat greasy noob
4 years ago
lol youre fat
4 years ago
You sound like a fat noob.
4 years ago
i bet he's got a keyboard with extra far-apart keys for his chubby fingers
4 years ago
pay me
4 years ago
he has a special typing wand
4 years ago
Lol this is great. <3 I love you guys so much, it makes me borderline gay.
4 years ago
Now i understand why i like this huge keyboard so much....






















:(
4 years ago
my goodness
4 years ago
sorry barret, friendly fire
4 years ago
did you know typing in all lower case statistically makes you cooler by 30% and that if you take the time to capitalize and punctuate your sentences it angers those hipsters who try so hard not to give a fuck true story
4 years ago
I always capitalize shit, but not if my sentence starts with a lol, because Lol just looks funny...

Its true.
Im serious.
4 years ago
* possum lieks e.e. cummings *
4 years ago
Did you know that this isn't fucking homework?
4 years ago
Wow he capitalized that d in did.
4 years ago
hOlY FucKinG shiT
4 years ago
do you bang your chick against the wall cos you broke you bed with your fat?
4 years ago
no because she likes it that way and i appreciate my woman and her needs unlike some guys
4 years ago
You pussy.
4 years ago
Treat that slut like a toilet.
4 years ago
maybe that's what he is doing. Mounting her on the wall like a urinal
4 years ago
Spoken like true men.
4 years ago
I dont feel very manly today. I need to go take care of some chick with special needs
4 years ago
i forget now - is SK actually tittywister, or what?
4 years ago
Last I checked LL was TT.
4 years ago
Last I checked all SK was doing was QQ.
4 years ago
The personality is a lot like TittyTwister anyway.
4 years ago
I'm not TT, or anyone else. I'm myself.
4 years ago
^
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
He's respecting you as a woman and a person.
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwaeic7L2ks
4 years ago
Sex is owed.
4 years ago
RESNORK ALERLT!
4 years ago
alerlt?
4 years ago
Sounds like something out of zeke's music collection.
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
Haha, AC...
4 years ago
still almost an hour left of tuesday cst, swiftkill...plenty of time for a bhole pic
4 years ago
Pay. Me.
4 years ago
this does take me back to those halcyon days before i retired from peddling porno
4 years ago
*was fired for shoplifting
4 years ago
you can't steal from the syndicate
4 years ago
just borrow without asking?
4 years ago
the markup on porno is so astronomical that an employee taking products for personal use isn't even detectable
4 years ago
they would have been more concerned about all the time i was clocked in and not on the premises (if they knew about it)
4 years ago
i hate storytime with tr :(
4 years ago
http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/8/2/2/3/6/9/Blow-up-Sheep-Doll-80975366454.jpeg tr product testing limited?
4 years ago
lol - sodahead
4 years ago
yeah, that picture isn't already here 5 times at least, swiftkill
4 years ago
Yes and I totally submitted it myself, bro.
4 years ago
sure you did
4 years ago
http://global3.memecdn.com/Hey-wait-a-sec-this-is-a-repost_c_136009.jpg
4 years ago
i have personally sold that item, though
4 years ago
along with plenty of more conventional blowup dolls
4 years ago
i'll refrain from reposting the best blowup doll story...but everyone of consequence has already been apprised of that awesome verbosity
4 years ago
but ive never heard it :(
4 years ago
He did say everyone of consequence.
4 years ago
* jrob2020 logs out *
4 years ago
ironically, jrob posted on that very thread
4 years ago
liek normal msers remember shit - sheesh TRainman
4 years ago
My balls stink
4 years ago
"normal" msers

normal

tfw my sides split
4 years ago
ya - normal, like me and rking and cryass and toolman and jones
4 years ago
Possum, I feel left out.
4 years ago
well, the ginger thing
4 years ago
im staying away from that other thread..
4 years ago
Which other thread?
4 years ago
The thread with The Spammy One
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
yes
4 years ago
aka - the guy who makes most users just finally log off of MS
4 years ago
It's kinda fun how enraged he gets. I don't even bother talking to him and just copy/paste my response.
4 years ago
Claims to love us.
Torments us daily.
4 years ago
remember when the users of this site weren't a bunch of pussies and they could actually run people off?
4 years ago
god doesnt get that some "conflict" is bad conflict i think...there's users you you love to hate, and then there's assface
4 years ago
and tr
4 years ago
Some users just ruin everything.
4 years ago
looking forward to those plenty o' bans
4 years ago
Aye
4 years ago
meh
4 years ago
and the Vikes will win the Super Bowl
4 years ago
i guess we'll see
4 years ago
I'm gonna keep him busy on the other thread
4 years ago
i'll be working another 12+ hour day tomorrow too, it would be nice to have some fun to come home to
4 years ago
* possum camps out on his new BaneOfPepsiShit alt and grins *
4 years ago
tbh - even a week or month ban would be highly entertaining - imagine the butthurt...
4 years ago
* possum finds something dumb to sub now *
4 years ago
*the thousand emails sent to yak asking why he can't comment
4 years ago
*the qua-potential death-threats!
4 years ago
Fun fact: I could drop the $400 on him right now.
4 years ago
fun question - can i see yout tits now heather?
4 years ago
sigh, fiiiiiiine
4 years ago
@smerf - ima not paying for a ban

heather's robot boobies, on the other paw....
4 years ago
* smerf perks right up *
4 years ago
* possum cues up lil possum *
4 years ago
400 to get rid of punky would be worth it, but i won't negotiate with terrorists.
4 years ago
@barret - perzactly
4 years ago
i wouldnt either
4 years ago
tho.. it would be going to a good cause... id buy a bunch of tattooing supplies probably
and a smoker...
4 years ago
aww man, dad's online now -
4 years ago
?
4 years ago
the 400 is to buy dad a smoker snerf
4 years ago
yak is your dad? Weird.
4 years ago
WHATS YOUR ISSUE WITH SMOKERS?!?!
4 years ago
it's like, overkill?
4 years ago
If you ban Dug, maybe he will smoke some meat and mail you?
4 years ago
a smoker killed my mom?
4 years ago
lol

a package of greasy smoked meat
4 years ago
last time he mailed me we both almost went to jail
4 years ago
* DangerousDug throws raw pork at Barret *
4 years ago
It's a filthy habit?
4 years ago
did that shit really happen? if so, funny stuff
4 years ago
not-a-chicken-nugget/10, would not eat
4 years ago
Need to take picture of box top that was sent to yak.... with the " Inspected By Canadian Customs" tape on it. :/
4 years ago
and nobody went to jail then?
4 years ago
just think if you guys pool together 400$ i'll post more tattoos deja does on me.... HOW IS THAT NOT INCENTIVE :P
4 years ago
dude
4 years ago
noone went to jail
yet..
4 years ago
All get out of jail cards are used up and I keep the box top and waybill to remind me never to do something that stupid again.
4 years ago
anyway - he really tried to ship you moonshine over the border, right?
4 years ago
we can neither confirm nor deny that possum
4 years ago
lets just say if he did... it didnt make it here...
4 years ago
and he still disses me for smoking dope occasionally?
4 years ago
cause it's a drug
4 years ago
he does?
4 years ago
Not as hardcore as I used to....
* DangerousDug tucks head in shame *
4 years ago
how can someone younger than me be my dad?
4 years ago
isnt dug about the same age as you?
4 years ago
hahahahah
4 years ago
* possum does research *
4 years ago
@yak - he's the same age asc the jr high kids we used to beat up cause we were bored
4 years ago
For future reference... it not what was in the box.... it was that it was a flammable liquid and not labeled as such. And if it was it couldn't be shipped anyhow.... Rubbing alcohol would be the same about of jail time.
4 years ago
*amount
4 years ago
was this shipped FedEx?
4 years ago
yup
4 years ago
* possum takes the 5th *
4 years ago
how you did now know this, is mind boggling.
4 years ago
me?
4 years ago
not you
4 years ago
I knew.... just never thought it would get stopped in customs.
4 years ago
why the hell wouldnt it?
4 years ago
Most don't.... just a problem with the declared value of the package is what got it stopped
4 years ago
why would it? not everything gets stopped at customs noob!
4 years ago
Fed Ex is pretty intolerant of illegal stuff
4 years ago
not like i would KNOW
4 years ago
im saying, what made you think that package specifically wouldnt be checked? cause it didnt have ILLEGAL SUBSTANCE on block letters on the box?
4 years ago
Like I said I have some connections and I ship with them a bunch.... I had to use some buddy favors to get the package back and have some peace of mind that the feds were not gonna kick my door down at 4 am some morning
4 years ago
usps is pretty strict about 'liquids' but probably the most lax in actually getting anything over
ups is the worst...
4 years ago
yeah, no one ships anything illegal through fedex...
4 years ago
because Heather I used a company 3rd party billing. Lots of stuff for business gets sent this way and most passes under the radar.
4 years ago
* possum whooshies way over to subland now *
4 years ago
heather is just a goodygoody she doesnt understand :(
4 years ago
she BUYS movies for god sake!
4 years ago
she doesnt understand us shady people
4 years ago
Well someday I hope to take a roadtrip to Canada and might have some stowaway liquids for Yak in the back.
4 years ago
i wouldnt buy things if you would burn me the things I asked for YEARS AGO
4 years ago
I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL FOR PIRACY
4 years ago
yeah Dug, do that.
4 years ago
besides you never answered if your stupid player can play mp4's or if i had to convert them :(
4 years ago
Heather wants me to go to Federal prison I fear
4 years ago
just hide it in hydrogen peroxide or bactine bottles or something in a first aid kit ;/
4 years ago
i doubt there are shine smelling border dogs :(
4 years ago
was gonna fill a bunch of water bottles with it .... like natural spring water and put back in the case.
4 years ago
good luck

yak I DONT KNOW just DO IT
4 years ago
Hahaha
4 years ago
I want some shine...
4 years ago
Some of us travel to Canada occasionally, you know.
4 years ago
^poser
4 years ago
Do these same people travel to Seattle occasionally, too?
4 years ago
My motto is, if I can lick it, it will cum.
4 years ago
The amount of entertainment my friends and I get from reading comments on this site is nothing short of fantastic. Cheers Muchoers.
4 years ago
like you have friends
4 years ago
i have as many friends as u do m8
4 years ago
http://imgur.com/Jkdc4rS
4 years ago
Both appear to be correct.
4 years ago
I should have known better than to think that you lot of virgins could appreciate a video about pussy. You probably spend every day envying those who do get some. I apologize, clearly I was out of line. ): Forgive me?
4 years ago
Post a pic of your fatass gf.
4 years ago
Why would I subject my girlfriend to you guys? She's not part of this. O.o do you need proof of vag now? Lol holy shit guys.
4 years ago
GUYS GUYS!! Did you check out MS today? Those faggots downvoted my video, then i pwnd them so hard! I even called them virgins! Shit was so Krona.
4 years ago
Nah I am just doing what you guys do to each other eveeeeeery dayyyyyy on everrrrrrrry post.
4 years ago
I posted knowing full well you guys would downvote and hate on me. xD I've been using this site for years you really think I am that clueless?
4 years ago
So you linked a youtube video, knowing it would be downvoted, you sure showed us.
4 years ago
I remember MY first seventeen minutes on Mucho...
4 years ago
Fun times...fun times...
4 years ago
I feel like a kid in college getting hazed by his frat brothers.
4 years ago
Why don't you recount them all now....in order....every second.
4 years ago
* possum arfs beer up his nose @rags *
4 years ago
If this were a frat, I'd give GG and Seal the orders to "haze" you. ;/
4 years ago
Mickey's face is almost starting to look human again.
4 years ago
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