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Lovely Hooters bump

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Hooters girl and her lovely bump.

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by Squidley

submitted August 14th 2013

160 comments
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Lovely Hooters bump
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what.. the fuck... is this shit.

4 years ago
it probably has like 5 pairs of underwear on under a bikini too
4 years ago
how is this not grounds for a ban, you big softy.
4 years ago
squidley is like the grandfather i never wanted
4 years ago
i'll be your grandfather if thats what it takes :(
4 years ago
bowchickawow

can we play statue?
4 years ago
is that where you stand outside and let birds shit on you?

I dont know...
4 years ago
no its where you try to stand as still as you can while the other person touches you....... my grandfather told me it was a game that grandfathers and grandkids played?
4 years ago
shit - i remember that one :(
4 years ago
sure. sounds GREAT.
4 years ago
We will have to play it Heather ....
* DangerousDug evil grins *
4 years ago
yeah, no.
4 years ago
you could pretend hes walt from breaking bad...
4 years ago
yeah.... what yak said
4 years ago
I buy you some booze and candy
4 years ago
you could 'tread lightly' if YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
4 years ago
stfu I didnt watch.

and dug is too much of a square to be Walt. DRUGS ARE BAD.
4 years ago
You can use all the drugs you want in our game.... it's cool
4 years ago
how is dug a fucking square?? hes a goddamn bonified moonshiner for christ sake...
4 years ago
see, he doesnt even watch Breaking Bad.
4 years ago
so? you make beer and you're a square too.
4 years ago
Walt doesn't do the drugs though, just manufacture and sell them, totally a square, just like dug, even dug's hair is square-ish.
4 years ago
So is being "un-square" mean you are a druggie ?
4 years ago
walt doesn't do drugs!
4 years ago
Just look at jrobs head, totally round, and he's a druggie.
4 years ago
I think Heather's perfect man is someone who can out drink her and isn't afraid to shoot up from time to time. Where is Steven_Seagull anyhow ?
4 years ago
i still stand by my original statement. He wouldn't break the law.
4 years ago
I wish I could give Barret some more little hearts
4 years ago
who said anything about doing drugs, dug?
4 years ago
you...
4 years ago
You can spread it out on my other comments if you want.
4 years ago
where?
4 years ago
Heather
stfu I didnt watch.

and dug is too much of a square to be Walt. DRUGS ARE BAD.
4 years ago
again, where did I say anything about DOING drugs?
4 years ago
I'm just saying you wouldn't sell them.
4 years ago
ok.... so you want a man who can out drink you and isn't afraid to sell meth from time to time. gotcha
4 years ago
you're really grasping at straws here.

You realize Walt is a character in a television show, right? Like... fictional?
4 years ago
GET A ROOM YOU TWO
JEEZ
4 years ago
yeah.... you brought it up... just going with your example
4 years ago
and by saying I don't see the similarities between you and said fictional character, doesn't mean I want to date someone who sells math, right?
4 years ago
er meth.

and I also know you JUST googled breaking bad.
4 years ago
I am trying yak.... hehe
4 years ago
this is where the other turtles start to attack you
4 years ago
I did not.... watch the first 4 episodes of season 1 actually.
4 years ago
good luck.
4 years ago
you ever come to the states yak ?
4 years ago
wtf - i leave for a few minutes to throw more $ at yak and this happens?
4 years ago
he started it.
4 years ago
this can all go away for 400$!!!

and no i dont really come to the states much.. deja doesnt have a passport and she hates the border... i just mostly hate detroit :p
4 years ago
* possum already haz a smoker and grins *
4 years ago
bummer.... still wanna get you a sample of shine..... someday
4 years ago
a) No one believes you anymore. b) Neither Detroit nor W. Va are considered part of the States. 3) It's way too hot down here for you
4 years ago
border patrol sorta frowns on unmarked containers of alcohol traveling over the border..
4 years ago
Drink it here.... problem solved
4 years ago
border patrol doesn't like when you ship it fedex much either.... just sayin
4 years ago
It's frowned upon like masterbating in a airplane
4 years ago
* on Heathers back
4 years ago
poor dug
4 years ago
* on Heathers bubbly jacket
4 years ago
why would anyone... nevermind... nevermind.
4 years ago
Thought I was gonna get in huge trouble from that. Had to use up all my buddy favors to get out of that mess.
4 years ago
if i get busted for drugs again, i want dug's lawyer
4 years ago
never had a lawyer before..... just some friends in the shipping business
4 years ago
PuppyNuts, Esquire.
4 years ago
for reference possum i already DO have a smoker.... i just wanted a better one :(
4 years ago
for reference - i dont even know what a smoker is
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
does it make jerky or something?
4 years ago
yak ill give you 400$ if I get to ban the 3 people of my choosing.
4 years ago
although I think you owe me, but whatever
4 years ago
In the sequel to DC Universe vs Mortal Kombat game, The Joker and Smoke melds together and becomes, The Smoker, his trademark weapon, smoke grenades that gives people lung cancer after years of exposure.
4 years ago
that would be 1200$... tho i would cut you a bulk deal for say... 1000$
4 years ago
and yes you can make jerky with a smoker :p
4 years ago
fuck yeah, then
4 years ago
PFFT.
4 years ago
ah - i get it now
4 years ago
only reason i 'liked' his nerdy comic book spiel
4 years ago
..........


Commenting confidence shattered.
4 years ago
No fo real it was a good story dawg
4 years ago
I hate everything sci-fi and action hero and fantasy related. It indeed was a cool story though bro.
4 years ago
* Barret raids fridge for random alcoholic leftovers *
4 years ago
* xzekiel pounds on table *

DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK
4 years ago
I haven't drank since the last time I said I wasn't going to drink anymore. Ok I maybe drank once after that.
4 years ago
I haven't drank from Sunday until today.
4 years ago
* Barret chants DRUNK UP FAGGOT then brings out another bottle of pepsi (yeah) *
4 years ago
^lightweight
4 years ago
This liking of all my comments has to stop, its scaring me
4 years ago
ya - dont be an assface, zeke
4 years ago
I'm still on team assface, it was all a big lie.
4 years ago
this might actually be the worst sub in the history of mucho.
4 years ago
i can find a worse sub not even 24 hours old i would guess :(
4 years ago
challenge accepted.
4 years ago
hmm
4 years ago
Well, let's get things warmed up:
http://muchosucko.com/114538/looknd-arouing
4 years ago
I think this trumps that post... minus the title
4 years ago
You've got to factor the repost algorithm. This was just a day or two off the original, I think
4 years ago
well, while I do recognize the significance of the repost frequency.. if we're just talking content...
4 years ago
ok... ok you might have won.
4 years ago
by a small, small margin.
4 years ago
oh, it gets worse
4 years ago
it couldnt possibly...
4 years ago
^noob
4 years ago
sarcasm font.
4 years ago
lol
4 years ago
That Jane Fonda one is perfect for Punky threads
4 years ago
hahahahahahah SEE
while this sub is horrible... AND IT IS HORRIBLE...
its not the worst ;/
4 years ago
tho that animated gif of jaws claude just posted made me lol
4 years ago
its pretty fucking close!!
4 years ago
Pffft....that was a stroll through like, 4 pages. =(
4 years ago
im still calling this one worse than some of those.
4 years ago
This amuses the Barret.
4 years ago
Fuck Barrett .
4 years ago
/barret cries
4 years ago
Get the fuck off our thread you faggot
4 years ago
me or barret?
4 years ago
HAI GUIZE!
4 years ago
get off our thread you poser!
4 years ago
YEAH BARRET
GET THE FUCK OFF OUR THREAD
4 years ago
I guess like god, yak gets pissed off in mysterious ways.
4 years ago
im very mysterious
4 years ago
*Wisterias
4 years ago
*pfisterias
4 years ago
Squidley posts just amuse me.
4 years ago
i bet you poke your grandma
4 years ago
i meant in a non-sexual way just to irritate her!!!
4 years ago
I would but she's dead.
4 years ago
i do it to my wife - it's fun
4 years ago
owh shit - rkings online....

* possum logs off *
4 years ago
yeah...good bump...:S
4 years ago
do you have any personality at all?
4 years ago
Yeah do you?
4 years ago
There must be a correlation between penis size and personality.
4 years ago
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhg you beat me to it GH :p
4 years ago
Bladesman: no, not really.
4 years ago
Fair enough then
4 years ago
You have a baby penis.
4 years ago
Erm I don't
4 years ago
Look this ladies bump is bigger then any bump you will ever have ... just face it.
4 years ago
Yes, you do. Don't worry, it's adorable.
The nurturing type of milfs will love it.
As a matter of fact I'd just go full adult baby if I were you
You'll get more play that way
4 years ago
That is just weird
4 years ago
What's so weird about a bit of milk, a handy or two and a diaper change?
4 years ago
Sounds like something you would enjoy
4 years ago
What's not to enjoy?
4 years ago
I'm just tryin to look out for you here, bladesman
4 years ago
I got yo back homes
4 years ago
Maybe he's lactose intollerant ?
4 years ago
Hence the diaper
4 years ago
I wouldnt enjoy it
4 years ago
I think someone needs a nap
4 years ago
See, he's cranky, must be the milk. Good thing you thought about the diaper zeke.
4 years ago
Not a chance
4 years ago
Zeke, I think you nailed it. Look at the facts, the small penis, the chubyness, the lack of body hair,
4 years ago
Hey....wait a minute
4 years ago
* xzekiel is offended *
4 years ago
Blame it on Bladesman Zeke.
4 years ago
Fucking Bladesman.....
4 years ago
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